Bury the Qing Dynasty

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Zeng Cheng and others really can't figure out what benefits are there, which can make England and the Habsburg family acquiesce in the interests of "provoking Sand Goose and Ottoman to start a film", unless Daming promises to England and the Habsburg family .

The question is what is the purpose of doing this?
It is easy to understand that Emperor Zhu wanted to pour dirty water on England and the Habsburg family. After all, he was provoking Sand Goose to start a film with Ottoman. The reputation of Emperor Zhu and the cabinet will definitely have a little impact.

In other words, this kind of thing is actually the same as visiting brothels. Basically, they go quietly, play quietly, and then go home quietly. I have never seen anyone take the initiative to publicize it.

If Emperor Zhu and his old man poured dirty water on them and promised benefits to others, wouldn't it be like there is no silver 300 taels here, and Wang Er next door never stole it?

Just when Zeng Cheng and others looked confused, Zhu Jinsong hated iron and steel and said: "Benefits, I have already said it just now-England has been quietly developing guns and artillery by itself. If Osman and Sand Goose After opening the film, wouldn’t the guns and cannons in their hands be sold at a low price?”

"If it is replaced by me, as long as I can let England's self-developed guns and artillery have a chance to go to the battlefield, and find points that can be improved, let alone get a bad name, even if I have to give away a batch of firearms and artillery for nothing It’s fine for Osman and Sand Goose.”

Zeng Cheng bowed and said: "Your Majesty Qizuo, if England and the Habsburg family recognize this matter, why would Ottoman and the Habsburg family buy guns and artillery produced in England?"

"Furthermore, even if Ottoman and Sand Goose will buy guns and artillery from England, what does this matter have to do with the Habsburg family? How can the Habsburg family not because of the cheap husband-in-law relationship with George III?" Just accompany England to plead guilty to this crime?"

Zhu Jinsong shook his head with a smile, and said: "England needs one war after another to test and improve their self-developed guns and artillery, while the Habsburg family needs a respite—except Hab The mess between the Bursburg family alliance and Sand Goose, the mustache art student is also a big worry for the Habsburg family."

"In addition, how do you know that England and the Habsburg family will not take advantage of the fire? Sand Goose and Ottoman have always wanted to play with Europa, but the countries in Europa reject Sand Goose and Ottoman."

"If Sand Goose and Ottoman start a film, the battle between the two sides will fall into anxiety again. When both sides are hurt, do you think the countries in Europa will take advantage of the fire? Other countries are easier to say, but the Habsburg family and England I have been beaten just now, and now is a good time to win a battle to cheer up the hearts of the world."

"To put it bluntly, not only gold, silver and jewelry can be counted as benefits. Although Xiaopoguo's five benevolent names have a deterrent effect, it also depends on who is intimidating, and whether the benefits are worth offending the five benefactors."

Zeng Cheng understood what Emperor Zhu meant, but Zeng Cheng doubted whether Emperor Zhu would be slapped in the face by England and the Habsburg family.

Emperor Zhu's analysis is based on his old man's thinking. It is almost the same as saying that it is a strategy for the country. If it really goes according to Emperor Zhu's vision, England and the Habsburg family may indeed take the initiative to take care of things for their own interests.

but!Those barbarians on Europa have a fart brain?Can they think about such complex and far-reaching issues?
Don't be ridiculous, from the fact that France and England successively sold the most advanced warships to Ming Dynasty, it can be seen that those barbarians always only care about immediate interests, and they don't think about things that will happen in a few years or even decades.

Zeng Cheng didn't say anything else at all. Anyway, it's not surprising that the savages in Europa can do any tricks. What if they take the initiative to take care of things for no reason?

After thinking for a while, Zeng Cheng simply turned the topic back to Daming: "Your Majesty, in the past few months, the Ministry of Railways has reported many casualties caused by cheating on trains, almost every month... "

Zhu Jinsong was in a mess at the time.

The train is not a new thing in Ming Dynasty. It has been used for freight transportation more than ten years ago, and it has only gradually begun to be used for passenger transportation in the past two years.

Strictly speaking, it is not a big deal if there are a few accidents every month in the whole of Daming. In terms of the scale of more than 2000 counties, even if it is rounded once, it has to be based on years.

The problem is that it doesn't work that way.

Isn't the thing of hanging tickets the patent of the three buddies from Tianzhu?How come the people of Ming Dynasty also learned this trick?

After thinking for a while, Zhu Jinsong simply turned his attention to Chi Yuansi, the leader of the Ministry of Railways: "It's because you set the fare too high that people can't afford it, so they choose to register tickets?"

Chi Yuansi was full of grievances: "Your Majesty Qizuo, the train has only been used for passenger transport in the past two years. Although the fare is not cheap, it is not high, and the minister sent someone to ask those who choose to hang up. The people who were injured by the tickets, the ministers have no face to say the conclusions they have come to - they don't think the fares are too expensive, but they think there is no need to buy tickets at all!"

Zhu Jinsong looked at Chi Yuansi in bewilderment: "Wait, what do you mean there is no need to buy a ticket?"

Chi Yuansi said bitterly: "Your Majesty Qizuo, this matter is mainly because of the freight train more than ten years ago. At that time, there was no such thing as buying a ticket or not, and the train was running at a slow speed. It can be said that there is no danger at all, so the common people have formed a habit, as long as the train is on the way, they will pick it up... The key is that they don't feel ashamed at all, on the contrary, they still think it is very honorable! It's just him..."

Chi Yuansi didn't dare to say the words after that, but Emperor Zhu, Zeng Cheng and other bigwigs present knew what the three words after him were, and Emperor Zhu understood Chi Yuansi's anger very well. .

Because Emperor Zhu also suddenly wanted to curse.

It's just that no matter how much you want to scold people, you still have to find a way to solve the problem that should be solved. Otherwise, if you keep procrastinating like this, it may not just be a matter of a few accidents every month in the future.

After thinking about it, Zhu Jinsong simply looked at Chi Yuansi and asked, "What is your Ministry of Railways' plan?"

Chi Yuansi bowed slightly, and said: "Your Majesty Qizuo, after discussing with your colleagues, I think it is possible to install guardrails on both sides of the railway, and at the same time write a letter to the local government and the peasant association, asking them to warn the people and prohibit the people from taking advantage of it." train."

Zhu Jinsong hummed, and was about to say something, but Liu Huaiwen was unwilling: "Installing guardrails on both sides of the railway? Good old man, do you know how long our Daming railway is? Installing guardrails on both sides How much budget do you need?"

Zeng Cheng and others who were present were all amused by Liu Huaiwen-the Minister of the Ministry of Finance in charge of the treasury went to ask the Ministry of Railways if they knew the total length of the Daming Railway?
Chi Yuansi, the leader of the Ministry of Railways, snorted coldly and said, "I know the length of our Daming railway very well. I don't need you, Liu Butang, to point me out. As for the budget for installing guardrails... you Liu It’s fine if the ministry doesn’t approve it, but how do you solve the problem of common people stealing trains?”

Liu Huaiwen lost his temper immediately.

For the people of Ming Dynasty, being able to take advantage of the court and the emperor in different ways is a kind of ability and not a shameful thing. It is really normal for the people of Ming Dynasty to choose to register tickets.

In other words, if guardrails are not installed, there will only be more and more things to take trains in the future instead of fewer and fewer.

Seeing that Liu Huaiwen was misfired, Zeng Cheng went on to add trouble to Emperor Zhu: "Except for the things on the railway, the straight road has not been very peaceful recently. According to Shen Butang, there have been more and more accidents on the straight road in recent years. , Even in and outside the city there will be accidents.”

Zeng Cheng succeeded, and Emperor Zhu was so angry that he succeeded.

What is this called Nima?
I, the majestic emperor of Ming Dynasty, calculates every day either how to cheat the countries of Europa or how to cheat the other four benevolent people. The documents on the desk are all about war or political affairs. , I don't know how tall it is.

It's good now, I actually have to worry about you bastards stealing trains and traffic lights?
It's just that Zeng Cheng didn't let Emperor Zhu go at all: "In addition, the local government has reported more and more cases of fighting over the years, especially because of His Majesty's hadith, so..."

Zhu Jinsong interrupted Zeng Cheng with a confused face, and asked, "Wait, what is it because of my hadith?"

Zeng Cheng said expressionlessly: "Your Majesty once issued an edict, requiring all social studies, county schools, prefectural schools, and universities in Ming Dynasty to strictly implement the one-month military training system every year."

"Although this edict allows our Ming Dynasty to have the largest and best reserve of soldiers on the small ball, it is precisely because our scholars in Ming Dynasty have received military training, so once we make a move, it is easy to be unstoppable."

"Fortunately, the people still have respect for His Majesty, the imperial court and the government. If not, judging by the number of students who can recruit a reserve soldier from any school in our Ming Dynasty, it would be easy to cause a big mess. "

This reminded Zhu Jinsong of the Xingping Village and Xing'an Village he met during his private visits on the micro-service. The two villages could fight a low-intensity battle in the Europa countries, and their level was even higher than the regular army of Europa. For a long time, where is this going to be reasonable?

The problem is that Ming Dynasty did encourage people to practice martial arts.

In Emperor Zhu's view, it was not only right for the people of Ming Dynasty to embrace martial arts, but it was a great thing. The key was how to guide them to be brave in public battles and shy away from private ones.

Otherwise, how to train the common people of Ming Dynasty to become a bitch who eats peaches and peaches?

That's the real joke of skating!

It's just that when Emperor Zhu was secretly angry and thinking about how to guide the people, Zeng Cheng became more and more excited: "Aside from our Ming people's own affairs, there are still a lot of barbarians involved-although Europa's Most of those commoners don’t have the money to come to our Daming to play, but the nobles in Europa are very rich, and the number of Europa nobles visiting our Daming has also increased over the years.”

Zhu Jinsong hummed and said: "This is also a good thing. After all, people come, and money has to be kept."

Zeng Cheng said with a dark face: "This is indeed a good thing, the problem is that the so-called nobles in Europa are too vulgar - I really can't figure it out, how do they defecate in broad daylight? These savages really don't have the slightest sense of shame?"

Speaking of this, Emperor Zhu immediately felt relieved: "Does Zeng Qing know that Paris, which is regarded as a romantic capital by the Europeans, was originally called a dung city? There is also London, the capital of England, and the Thames River outside the city. It is also known as the dung river."

Emperor Zhu said with a smile: "Barbarians, they have always had this virtue. Some European nobles would even defecate everywhere in the castles they lived in. Even Louis XVI's Palace of Versailles was not immune."

Zeng Cheng cursed bitterly: "He...that generation of barbarians, of course they are vulgar!"

After cursing, Zeng Cheng said angrily again: "It would be fine if they were just in trouble like this in Europa, but these so-called nobles in Europa came to our Daming, but they did not change their ways. The yamen servants caught defecating everywhere and were punished.”

"Of course, it's good to be caught by the government servants. After all, the servants still have to behave, but there are also many so-called Europa nobles who were caught by the people of Ming Dynasty for defecating indiscriminately. Just last month, There have been several cases of injuries."

Zhu Jinsong's face darkened, and he asked, "Did you hurt the people of Ming Dynasty?"

Zeng Cheng shook his head slightly, and said, "Your Majesty Qizuo, those barbarians from Europe were injured, but we Ming people were not injured."

Only then did Zhu Jinsong's face soften, and he snorted coldly and said: "Then deal with it as you like, since our Ming Dynasty has the laws of the country, we should deal with them according to the laws of the country, we can't wrong a good person, and we can't let a bad person go. "

Zeng Cheng and other bigwigs couldn't help but mourn in their hearts for those Europa nobles—the so-called one can't wrong a good person, naturally the people of Ming Dynasty can't be wronged, and as for not letting a bad person go, naturally they can't let go of those who defecate everywhere Europa nobility.

In this regard, Zeng Cheng admired Emperor Zhu from the bottom of his heart.

I think back in the Qing Dynasty, Qian Deaf and the old dog said the same thing, "You can't wrong a good person, and you can't let a bad person go." Instead, the people in the Central Plains became the bad guys in the mouth of the old dog Qian Deaf.

Take, for example, the Batavia massacre.