don't call me singer

Chapter 100 Time to take a bath
dorm room.

In the evening, before going to bed, Gu Xiaobai went into the bathroom with the towel and mobile phone.

"Okay, System, let's start your performance."

Then came the sound of music from the bathroom:
"Listen to the loving ancients

Leave good words to those you love the most

look at the man with bound feet
Forbearance for the poet's vices

you didn't read the textbook
But the world insists on holding..."

Wang Haixia and Zhou Xianting looked at each other, hey, now Xiaobai can actually listen to songs while taking a bath.

Then they heard Gu Xiaobai's voice:
"Stop! What rubbish words are you saying, who didn't understand the textbook? Besides, it's really uncomfortable to speak words, and I don't have a toothache. How can I sing?"

The music stopped for a while, and the music started again, it seemed to switch to one.

"Stop, you have no chance, find me a good song tomorrow."

There was a clattering sound inside, probably Gu Xiaobai was taking a bath seriously.

Wang Haixia and Zhou Xianting exchanged glances again.

Xiaobai even scolds the phone while listening to music?
siri is so pathetic.

Five minutes later, the bathroom door opened, and Gu Xiaobai, with wet hair, came out of the bathroom.

Holding a towel in one hand and holding a cell phone in the other.

"I'm going to bed first." Gu Xiaobai wiped his hair and looked at the other three roommates who were still fighting at night, went to bed and went to bed.

the next day.

Gu Xiaobai went into the bathroom with the towel and mobile phone.

"Okay, system, start your performance."

"the vast horizon is my love
The flowers are blooming at the foot of the green hills
What kind of rhythm is the most swinging
What kind of singing is the happiest..."

"This song is not bad. It's very exciting to take a shower, but it's too moving. I can't sing it, pass!"

Gu Xiaobai came out again with a body of water vapor, went to bed, and went to sleep.

Wang Haixia exchanged glances again.

"I think that Siri in Xiaobai's phone is really pitiful..."

"Hmm!" Seriously agree!
Day three.

Seeing that Gu Xiaobai went into the bathroom with the towel and mobile phone, Wang Haixia said, "It's starting again!"

They found out that Gu Xiaobai listened to a song every day when he took a bath.

Continue listening if it sounds good, pause if it doesn't sound good, and never listen to one more song.

It's like saying to siri, "Play me a song" when they're taking a shower.

"Xiao Bai is probably learning a new song..." Zhou Xianting said, "After all, the semi-finals have passed, and there are finals to come, so we must enrich the music library."

Wang Haixia nodded in agreement.

In the bathroom, music came out:
"Small town has many stories
full of joy

If you come to the small town

gain a lot

looks like a painting
Sounds like a song..."

"This song is so hard to sing... I may not be able to sing it..."

For Xiaobai, skills are not a problem, outbreaks are not a problem, on the contrary, the simpler the melody, the more difficult it is to sing a song with a calmer emotion.

The song "Small Town Story" sounds simple, but it is too difficult to sing the flavor.

Gu Xiaobai struggled for a moment, and after listening to the whole song: "Let's pass."

System: "...￥%...&#**!"

It's been three days!You haven't learned a single song!
To deal with a bad boy like you who is tired of learning, I can only come up with a killer!
"Ding Dong, the branch task is open, and the music library is expanded: within a week, the song library will be expanded enough to sing continuously for half an hour (10 songs)."

Gu Xiaobai: "Why don't you go to heaven!"

"System: Current progress (3/10) ("The End of the World", "East Mountain Ballad", "Yan Yan") task reward: The progress of scholarship approval is accelerated."

Ugh?Can you do this?

And I obviously have 4 songs in the library... wait, doesn't the national anthem not count?

Still need to learn 7 songs?
Gu Xiaobai looked at the reward of "speeding up the progress of scholarship approval", and always felt that the system was getting more and more cunning!
Gu Xiaobai especially wanted to get a scholarship to pay his father's loan as soon as possible, but he always felt that the system was too awkward and unhappy!
This guy has caught his own weakness, and he will definitely make an inch!

Gu Xiaobai was so angry that he even squeezed half a tube of shower gel.

"Hmm... Dad should have paid off his loan this month, and there are still more than 20 days left in next month..." Gu Xiaobai mused while rubbing the bath flowers, "The scholarship will be approved for next month, right?" ..."

Help Dad repay next month's loan, the temperature will drop a little next month, and business should be a little better?

Well, no matter the task, keep hanging on this guy!
Just do it!

The system watched Gu Xiaobai's complexion change, and felt that he... seemed to have failed again, and his mood suddenly became particularly heavy.

why!Why is my host such a school-weary child!

Where have those studious hosts gone!

Outside, Wang Haixia said, "Why don't we recommend songs to Xiaobai."

"We recommend?" Zhou Xianting was a little unconfident, but it's Xiaobai, it's almost the same for you to recommend physics books to him.

Five minutes later, Gu Xiaobai came out covered in steam again.

go to bed!
Zhou Xianting looked at Gu Xiaobai and snorted for a while, and suddenly thought: "It really can't be done, after all, that's Xiaobai!"

"Look at me!" Wang Haixia rolled his eyes and had an idea.

On the fourth day, at noon, Gu Xiaobai answered a call.

"Express? You don't need to bring it up, I'll go down and get it right away." Gu Xiaobai threw away the cell phone that was still charging and went out.

Xiaobai's mobile phone battery is not very good, and the system seems to consume more power than before. It often runs out of power and has to hang the charger all day long.

Wang Haixia saw that Gu Xiaobai was gone, quietly came to Gu Xiaobai's mobile phone, and shouted: "System! System!"

"What's the matter?" A dialog box popped up on the phone.

"Ye~ wake up!" Wang Haixia gestured to Zhou Xianting with a V.

During this time, they often saw Gu Xiaobai talking to the mobile phone, calling "system system", thinking that Xiaobai should have activated the voice assistant on the mobile phone.

Although I don't know what voice assistant it is, it looks quite intelligent, at least smarter than the artificially retarded Siri.

"System, the next time Xiaobai listens to the song, you can play "Xiaoshou"."

"No, you want to put on "Fireworks Easy to Cold"!" Zhou Xianting also came over.

"Oh, don't be noisy, this artificial mental retardation will be confused for a while, I will come first, I will come first!"

system:"……"

Damn, who do you say is artificially retarded!

I should have ignored you if I knew it earlier!
However, other people's voice assistants are often called to open, right? Will they reveal their secrets if they don't answer?

The system is now thinking, why there is no "System Self-cultivation", let him practice.

Alas, if there was such a secret, he wouldn't be so miserable now.

The "Music Library System", which is obviously so powerful, was also disliked by the host. There was only one chance to recommend a song a day, and it was still used as an accompaniment to the bath.

It's okay to be bullied by the host. I haven't heard of other systems. Apart from the host, I have to deal with his difficult roommate.

The system feels that its life is really miserable.

Wait, dealing with his difficult roommate?The system suddenly... realized something, and then laughed shyly in the background.

The two were talking to the mobile phone when they heard Gu Xiaobai coming back with a box in his hand.

"What is this?" Wang Haixia has a curious heart.

"Mr. Zhao said it was a thank you gift for the old man..." Gu Xiaobai scratched his chin, he didn't know what it was.

"Take it apart and see!"

　Continue to ask for a recommendation ticket~ It is not on the shelves now, so I can only ask for a recommendation ticket so that I can barely maintain my life like this.

　　


(End of this chapter)