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Chapter 1173 Absurd War Comedy
Although it is the MV of Gu Xiaobai's brand new song, most of the expectations for the official MV of "June" are not high.

After all, he eats too much big fish and big meat, and he can't even look down on ordinary side dishes.

Especially the last song "Ge Sheng", whether it is the original MV or the special edition MV, it can be said to be extremely distracting.

Not every MV can be so good.

But in fact, Gu Xiaobai gave them another surprise.

In the official MV, Gu Xiaobai chose a history of Duke Huan of Qi's expedition to the State of Lu.

But his eyes were not on himself, but he chose Zhongtu as the protagonist of the MV, and told the story of Zhongtu's first expedition with Duke Huan of Qi.

As a new aristocrat who has just entered the doctor class, Zhongtu was very nervous when he went out for the first time.

In a hurry, he bought horses, prepared carts, received weapons and armor from the armory, took the two bulls and three cows from the house next door as his followers, and found a few strong young men from the fief as his own soldiers, and armed them Arise, ambitiously set off with the army.

However, as a new nobleman, he is completely unfamiliar with various etiquette and rules. For other nobles, going out with the army is a very simple process, but for him, various situations frequently occur. It made everyone who watched the MV laugh from ear to ear.

If Zhongtu sees Gu Xiaobai arranging him like this, he will definitely complain about Gu Xiaobai: Am I, Zhongtu, shameless?

But it's okay, I, Zhongtu, can bear it!

As long as you make military exploits, honor your ancestors, expand your fief, and become a great nobleman, you will be victorious!

Zhongtu, who had a beautiful dream, suffered a cruel blow from reality.

On the way of marching, when he took two cattle and three cattle to steal fruit from other people's house, he found that there was an army of Lu State stationed nearby, so he immediately went back to report to the general, hoping to launch a surprise attack.

Who would have thought that the chief general would say no, only by ringing bells and drums can a war be waged, because ringing bells and drums calls for cutting, and not ringing bells and drums calls for invasion, which is not in accordance with etiquette.

Zhongtu had a whim again and asked the general to ring bells and drums in the front, while he was preparing for a surprise attack in the rear. Who would have thought that before launching an attack, he would need to "report to the teacher" first, that is, send someone up to challenge.

In this battle, Zhongtu used all kinds of tricks, but all of them were rejected.

When the opponent is crossing the river, let alone digging the embankment, he can't even attack on the bank, the victory is invincible!
When the opponent is forming a formation, they cannot attack. Both sides must line up and face each other...

This is not allowed and that is not allowed, Zhongtu almost suffocated to death.

As a result, it was no surprise that he lost in the end.

Including the main general, they all ended up being captured and had to be redeemed by Duke Huan of Qi.

At this time, "June" came to the end, and the lyrics sang "Jifu Yanxi, who has received many blessings. Come and return from the pickaxe, and I will go forever. Drink with friends, and turtles and carp. Who is here?" Friends Zhang Zhongxiao."

It describes the scene of returning from victory and throwing a banquet to celebrate, but in the picture, it is Zhongtu sitting in the car puffed up and returning with other prisoners of war.

Looking at Zhongtu's angry expression on the screen, netizens also couldn't laugh or cry.

Then I couldn't help thinking.

Is this kind of war really a war?

Or maybe this kind of war is truly benevolent?

Perhaps this is the ideal form of war if the goal is not to kill people, but to be truly obsessed with winning or losing.

But in this world, how can anyone obey the rules like this?

Is this increasingly brutal modern war right or wrong?

But no matter what, netizens never expected that the official MV of "June" would be an absurd comedy of war.

What exactly does Xiaobai want to show?Is this showing the theme of "anti-war"?

Or is it satirizing the hypocrisy of war?

Or... are you complaining about some people's spiritual victory method, and you have already lost, but you are still desperately advocating that you have won?

Yes, I am talking about you, Korea!
In fact, netizens are thinking too much, in fact, Gu Xiaobai just wanted to express his dissatisfaction.

As a time traveler, he is actually the Zhongtu in it. Although as Duke Huan of Qi, he possesses knowledge from the future and Huo Qubing’s war experience, he cannot let go of his hands and feet during the war and has to abide by various rules and regulations. the rule of.

After all, during the Spring and Autumn Period, everyone was still a prince in name, and they were courtiers of the Zhou Dynasty, so they could not ignore etiquette.

However, etiquette cannot be too restrictive. The world is gradually becoming more introverted, and wars are becoming more and more cruel. Hundreds of years later, the destruction of countries and cities also happens from time to time.

But if this is not the case, I am afraid that there is no spare power to resist the invasion from foreign races. The long-standing culture may have been wiped out by foreign invaders long ago, just like other ancient civilizations in history.

Just as there are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people.

Gu Xiaobai's "June" MV also gave people a lot of food for thought.

You can say it is satirical, or you can say it is thinking and exploring. Gu Xiaobai never preaches, but leads you to think and understand.

Netizens have to sigh with emotion, Xiaobai is Xiaobai, and every MV can be taken out to make a movie alone.

And after watching the original MV, the next step is to unlock the special edition MV with the popular "recitation"!
"June", which was successfully promoted to "the most difficult lyrics", stumped many people. In order to recite the lyrics correctly, many people carefully read the explanation and even the following papers.

Finally, what everyone was looking forward to, the special edition "June" MV has been unlocked!
The screen lit up again, and behind Jiang Wei in the bathroom, a light door slowly opened.

At the same time, his cell phone rang.

Jiang Wei looked at the light door, then looked back at the phone, entangled to death.

Finally, he turned and walked towards the phone behind him.

The footsteps of "dong dong dong" echoed in the bathroom, and the sound was very hollow.

Picking up the phone, I heard the happy cheers of my colleagues from inside: "Brother Jiang, come to work early today, we will be commended! I heard that we will be paid several months' salary as a bonus, and we will also be given a raise." salary!"

Was commended?

"By the way, I'll pick you up by car today. Put on your clothes and go downstairs..."

The beep over there hung up the phone.

Jiang Wei turned his head back to look at the light gate, then looked at the phone in his hand, and finally put on his clothes.

He hesitated for a long time facing the light door, then turned around and went out.

Behind him, the light gate slowly shrank, turning into a ball of light suspended in the air, flickering on and off, as if it was going to go out soon.

In front of the screen, the audience couldn't help but sigh.

Brother Jiang, what are you struggling with?
Hurry up and marry the princess!What is there to miss in real life!It's a man who is going to take risks!
But if this kind of choice really falls on him, who can give up everything and go to a completely unknown world?
With a "bang", Jiang Wei closed the door, and then sang:

"Qiqi in June,
The army chariot is ready..."

(End of this chapter)