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Chapter 1235 The Grand Historian is really a Versailles scholar
In fact, it’s no wonder that netizens complained. In the “Guide to the Wedding Ceremony” released by Xiaobai Entertainment, the whole process from the welcome ceremony to the wedding process is full of thousands of words, which makes people dizzy. A paper has been published.

The gift of dozens of carriages at every turn, and the guard of honor of dozens of riders at every turn, made netizens dumbfounded.

This is a ceremonial guard of carriage and horseback riding!

These days, a four-horse carriage is probably more expensive than a BMW.

Moreover, there are so few people who can ride horses proficiently, and there are probably not many people who can ride horses to honor guards...the whole world.

Is this the Queen's personal guard?
Wait, do the Queen's personal guard still ride horses?

Or is this a military parade in some nomadic country?

Seeing the process and pomp announced by Xiaobai Entertainment, the "extravagant" voice that had been suppressed rose again.

This is really extravagant power, and it can't be washed off.

The chaebols who didn't get the naming rights and couldn't bear all the expenses suddenly felt relieved.

So good it scared the hell out of me.

How much manpower and material resources are needed for this kind of ostentation!
Just glance over, look at the tens of numbers above, and add it casually, at least a thousand people, even if there are so many people for group performances to rehearse, how much will it cost...

It's almost time for a big military parade.

Compared with this ostentation, Jiang Wei's wedding process itself seemed much simpler.

Even if your whole body is covered in gold, how much is it worth?

However, netizens have made complaints about it.

"Welcome in person, give salutes, greet each other at the table, shower with water, join hands together, join hands, untie hair, hold hands... What are these things!"

"It seems so troublesome. Getting married is such a troublesome thing!"

"I always feel that Jiang Wei is so pitiful that he will be tossed and tossed."

"You can't blow the lights, get blocked, and then... ah, speeding!"

"What do you know? When you get married, the bride and groom are the most idle people. You don't have to worry about anything at home. The people who handle this matter are really tired. I would like to know what kind of team can In such a short period of time, these things have been produced..."

"This can't be considered extravagant anymore. This is simply the level of an emperor marrying his daughter. The wedding of a real general and a princess is nothing more than that!"

Everyone has their own curiosity.

Each has its own complaints.

They didn't know that this was not the emperor marrying his daughter, but it was almost the same.

This is a marriage of two countries, and if it is necessary to maintain peace for hundreds of years, naturally it cannot be taken lightly.

The reason why Gu Xiaobai wrote such an eloquent wedding description of more than 1 words is to let everyone not be confused and know what role he should play in this wedding.

At least, you can't be rude in front of the Xianbei people!These audiences are all guests of the big man.

It's a pity that he overestimated other people too much. With such a [-]-word sentence, it's so cold and obscure that few people in the world can patiently read it.

After all, not many people can read all the characters fluently.

The most pitiful are all kinds of reporters and self-media authors.

If others say they don't read it, they don't read it, and they wait for others to interpret it.

And they are the kind of people who are waiting to be interpreted by others!
Smarter people rush to the experts.

It was too late, and I really couldn't find an expert, so I had to look through the dictionary that hadn't been used for a long time, read it, and take notes.

I cried when I watched it.

Why didn't you study hard at the beginning!
If I had worked half as hard when I was in school, I might have been admitted to Dongwon University, so I wouldn't have to work so hard now!
Look, these characters written on it, are they really Chinese characters?
Are these things written by Gu Xiaobai really human?

There was wailing on the Internet.

But there are also people who are treasured for these things.

At Dongyuan University, Mr. Zou held this explanatory document and read it all afternoon.

Study word by word.

After reading it, I let out a sigh of relief.

What the hell, it's a royal-level ultra-high-standard wedding!
And it is more comprehensive than all the records that have survived so far.

There are also many places, which obviously take into account the traditions of Xianbei and combine the customs of Xianbei.

Chinese civilization, in fact, likes to be consistent since ancient times. Many customs, traditions, regulations, and etiquettes follow Zhouli, and then make certain modifications according to the current social and economic conditions.Over the years, the form has changed, but the core has remained the same.

Moreover, this announcement is well-worded and half-literal. Although it is an explanatory text, it is written with ups and downs, which seems to have a different beauty.

I watched it once, and couldn't help but watch it again.

Mr. Zou felt his heart throbbing. After reading it a few times, he picked up his reading glasses again and entered his old friend group, wanting to see what they all thought of it.

The people here are all old classmates and colleagues of Mr. Zou’s generation. In the field of history and archaeology in China, they are all figures at the level of Taishan Beidou, and many of them are disciples of masters. It could be titled something like "laid the foundation of XX's research".

Sure enough, there has been an argument inside.

"This etiquette system doesn't fit, doesn't fit. That's not what's written in the Book of Rites: Hun Yi."

"Why doesn't it fit? This is something Xiaobai made up. Before questioning, I think it's best to look through the book first to see if I remember correctly!"

"How can I remember wrongly, I have already memorized the "Book of Rites" backwards, and I still need you to say it! If there is no, there is no!"

"It's not in the "Book of Rites", maybe it's lost? Is it very good to memorize it backwards? You really recite it backwards for me, and make a voice and a voice!"

"You trust Xiaobai ruthlessly, don't you? Is Xiaobai your apprentice? Huh? You protect me? People Xiaobai know who you are..."

"I just think that people who can write such an article will definitely not talk about it. This article can be regarded as a beautiful article..."

Seeing a few old guys in the group getting red-faced and almost fighting through the screen, Elder Zou couldn't help laughing.

Unlike those who try to restore history completely, Ren Xiaobai is not a historian. For Xiaobai, history is just something to use.

Is there anything in history that cannot be offended, is it sacred and noble?

No, just a little girl who can be dressed up by others.

Moreover, after reading this documentation, it became clear that Gu Xiaobai didn't want to have an authentic Han Dynasty wedding, but he wanted to have an unprecedented marriage between Han Dynasty and Xianbei!

There are also records in the Han Dynasty. It is really the first time I have seen the traditional customs of Xianbei, and it is simply amazing.

In the past, when I watched great foreign directors make movies, I said how serious and careful they were, and even designed a language specifically for the race in the book, how thick and thick the setting set was, and so on.

Even Mr. Zou would sigh with emotion that there are really too few such meticulous and serious things in China.

In many cases, only by being extremely paranoid and digging out the details to the extreme can we produce amazing works.

Gu Xiaobai is almost the same, in the fictional world, in the most historical way, he fabricated a wedding that never existed?
This little guy is shooting a MV, right?

How much energy does it take to make a MV...

In fact, he didn't know that it wasn't Gu Xiaobai who wanted to do it, but Liu Che, Wei Qing and others. In addition, in the Han Dynasty, there was a whole department busy with the work. Taichang was in charge of sacrificial national rituals, and that's what he was best at.

If they can't come out to help with such a big matter, isn't it for nothing?Is the annual salary fed to the dogs?

In the Han Dynasty, Taichang was still a high official, and Taishi, Taizhu, Dazai, Taiyao, and Taiyi were all his subordinates.

Sima Qian of Taishi Company is also Taichang's subordinate.

In fact, the announcement that made Mr. Zou amazed and thought he was brilliant was written by a certain Tai Shigong who has been famous for thousands of years.

Right now, he is gnashing his teeth and working overtime at 996, helping the son of a servant who seems to him domineering, the humble Wei Qing and Huo Qubing's subordinate dog leg to write various copywriting.

Even the pens in my hand are bald several times.

"Hey, their uncle and nephew are just lowly servants who control the government, but they are so extravagant that they hold such an out-of-standard wedding for their own subordinates. This is not in accordance with the rules of etiquette! Treacherous! A sycophant!"

A few years later, after Tai Shigong wrote the biography of Wei Qinghuo Qubing, he wrote off Jiang Wei with a swipe of his pen.

Bah, a general who is victorious in all battles, how can I have the sadness of Li Guang, the parachutist who has been defeated repeatedly. I, Li Guang, just have bad luck!
A few years later, all kinds of documents were lost, and many people combined the existing historical materials far-fetchedly to piece together a plausible history, but there was no trace of a person worth remembering in history. trace.

At this moment, the revenge has not been successful, Tai Shigong still needs to work hard.

For such an article, Zou Lao and his group of historians would spend an entire afternoon reading it, but for others, it would be even more nerve-wracking.

I really want to understand this explanatory document. It is not something that ordinary history lovers can handle. You have to check two bookshelves to check the information.

However, it is still possible to interpret it.

Soon, all kinds of complaints were flying all over the Internet.

It is said in "The Hidden Versailles Scholar": "Fuck, I found out that Xiaobai is a real Versailles writer! It is true that everything can be Versailles! For example, this sentence: "Time is tight, simple and simple, With 48 riders as a guard of honor, 240 servants, five chariots..."

"What does this sentence mean? It means that there is not enough time, so let's make it simple, as long as 48 knights are guards of honor, 240 people walk, and there are five carriages in the middle... See? It's too simple, I'm sorry Everyone!"

"Everything Can Be Versailles": "Look at this dowry, fifty ingots of gold, five hundred pairs of antlers, ten boxes of ginseng, etc., 45 East China Sea pearls...I'll go and find out, is this ginseng farmed? Where is the antler?" Here? Uncle police, do you want to check! I'm already jealous to death!"

"The most frightening thing is this, 30 servants and maids? This can also be used as a dowry? Feudal dregs!"

Most people's reading ability, if you don't study it carefully, you can only pick out some sentences from it and take them out of context.

But taking it out of context is enough.

extravagant?More than a luxury.

Versailles?Really Super Versailles!
Is this really extravagant, or a fake Versailles?
For a while, the people who had extravagant weddings in Jiangwei were a little undecided.

Real stuff, looks a little fake.

False to the extreme, it appears true.

So, is this true or false?
Not to mention ordinary people, even Zou Lao's old buddies were arguing in the group with red faces.

"Really or not, don't you know when you go to the scene?" Mr. Zou silently watched a group of old men and women whose eyes were blurred, whose typing hands were shaking, and who had to use their voice to spray each other, and sprayed two in the group. It took more than 300 hours, and then stepped on the colorful auspicious clouds to shine on the stage, and directly showed an extremely exquisite invitation card.

The words "Respectfully invite Mr. Zou Fangwu" are extremely clear on it.

Old people like to take pictures with shaking hands.

But this photo was taken with clear edges and super-positive colors. I don’t know how many times I took it!
As soon as the invitation appeared, the group fell silent for a moment.

Then various emoticons.

"There is a loud thunderbolt, and I see you making your debut!"

"I'll just quietly watch you pretend not to speak!"

"Kneel down!"

"Drink more hot water!"

"grateful to you!"

All kinds of expressions that are appropriate for the occasion are sprayed out wildly.

There was an old man who sent five "drink more hot water" madly, and after a long time, he sent a voice.

"Oh my god, when I saw this invitation, I almost turned over and drank five glasses of water to hold it down. Zou Fangwu, you old man, what else do you dare to do other than show off? Do you dare to let this invitation pass by?" Give me?"

"No, I'm going to get an invitation too!"

"It's as if my old man can't get it! What are you showing off!"

A group of people were quiet for a while, probably calling their disciples and grandchildren, trying to find a way to get invitations.

The group was quiet for more than ten minutes.

An old man who has always been gentle and polite, swears: "I am XX within a day! Why is a ticket so expensive? How can it be so expensive!"

This is something money can't buy!
Elder Zou said slowly:
"It's not someone else's fault that tickets are too expensive, it's your fault."

Seeing that Mr. Zou was still sneering and sarcastic, a group of old men asked for help:
"Old Zou, think of a way!"

"Find a way for the old brothers, we also want to go to the scene!"

This kind of big wedding, if you don't go to see it, I'm afraid you will regret it in your next life!

Hearing what they said was pitiful, Mr. Zou sneered: "Just you cheapskate, you are not willing to buy even a ticket? You are willing to beg me with an old face. What's the matter, this ticket is worth more than your old face?"

"Worth the money!"

"I'm old, and my face is worthless!"

"Brother Zou is my best friend for life!"

This group of guys have their eyes high above the top, why are they suddenly subdued?
Thinking so, Mr. Zou took out his phone and swiped it.

Then I was stunned.

How could the tickets for this auction be so expensive!

How much can one thousand tickets sell for?

But he didn't know that he wasn't the only one who was complaining about the high ticket prices.

In a conference room of the Shipbuilding Group, Mr. He, the Vice President of the Shipbuilding Group, looked at the auction page of Xiaobai Entertainment projected by his assistant on the screen, and said, "This...is too expensive, I just want an ordinary Tickets are fine, you don’t need too good seats!”

Of course, it can’t be too bad, just medium!
Knowing that Cui Renxing tried his best to get in touch with Gu Xiaobai, the Shipbuilding Group couldn't sit still.

If Cui Renxing wins Xiaobai over, wouldn't the competitiveness of our shipping group be halved immediately?
No, absolutely not let Cui Renxing have this opportunity!

But this kind of large state-owned enterprise has a disadvantage, that is, it is not financially free and cannot be used casually.

You spend so much money on a ticket to a wedding...it doesn't make sense!
"Mr. He, this is the lowest ticket..." the assistant sighed.

What the hell... I can buy a suite with just one ticket!
Mr. He really doesn't understand.

This is so Versailles!

(End of this chapter)