don't call me singer

Chapter 136 Gu Xiaobai, Addicted to Climbing Trees
"After listening to a song by Xiaobai, he made a successful proposal."

The next day, such an article appeared on Dongyuan University's WeChat official account.

Just below the two articles are "'You are all steeds' - Emotional Speech by the President of Dongyuan University" and "The Story Behind a Song - Interview with Su Zheyu, a member of the Teaching Support Group."

I don't know how the editor of the official account dug up this story.

Probably when interviewing senior Xiao Su, he felt the resentment of senior Xiao Su, so he followed the clues and brought out a public enemy.

After this article was published, it immediately caused the wailing of many single dogs.

It's too much, the show of affection is actually shown on the official account.

I'm so envious, I'm dying of envy!

This world is so unpredictable.

Having someone to spend with you and support you forever may be the happiest thing in the world.

However, these have nothing to do with Gu Xiaobai.

Early in the morning, Gu Xiaobai jumped out of bed and ran towards the stadium.

Dongwon University's physical examination is particularly strict, and there are many students with special sports skills and sports talents.

The stadium was overcrowded, some students were running long distances, and some members of the sports team were doing physical training.

Gu Xiaobai stood beside the stadium, looked left and right, saw a somewhat familiar figure, and moved over.

"Hello, teacher." This is Gu Xiaobai's physical education teacher this semester. He is also one of the physical fitness coaches of the school sports team, and he is directing several seniors and sisters of the sports team to conduct physical fitness training.

Seeing Gu Xiaobai approaching, the physical education teacher was stunned: "Xiaobai? Do you come to exercise in the morning too?"

Then he turned around and yelled at a few strong seniors who showed shy looks: "Go on, don't stop!"

Then, he turned around again, showed a full smile to Gu Xiaobai, and gave two thumbs up again: "The song last night was awesome!"

As he spoke, he sang: "You are a steed, la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la, you are a fine horse..."

Several seniors who were in physical training all showed expressions of lovelessness. They were all tortured to death by the coach this morning.

Just sing, don't get out of tune.

It's okay to be out of tune, can you stop singing this line all the time!
Just sing one sentence, can you stop singing forever!
Gu Xiaobai politely listened to him sing this line three times, interspersed with inexplicable humming, and the physical education teacher finally came to his senses.

No passerby has ever listened to him sing so many lines so politely.

"Xiaobai, do you have something to do with me?"

"Yes." Gu Xiaobai nodded seriously and asked, "I want to ask you a question about sports."

"Questions about sports?" The physical education teacher burst into tears. The top students in our school have all come to me to ask questions!So happy!
In this place where high school bullies gather, the pot on the back of the physical education teacher can be set up as a pot monopoly.

For example: "You did so poorly in the in-class test last time, did your physical education teacher teach you?"

Another example: "You don't even know how to do this kind of problem, so why not go to your physical education teacher for lessons!"

Another example: "You can't even solve this problem. Did you learn your high school mathematics from your physical education teacher?"

Anyway, indescribable suffering.

Our sports are also a science, why should we be despised!
We physical education teachers don't want to take the blame!You carry it yourself!

He patted himself on the chest suddenly, and said, "If you have any questions, feel free to ask. I can answer all sports questions for you!"

A physical education teacher who graduated with a master's degree in physical education and is currently studying for a doctorate in physical education and training is very confident.

In this field, I don't know much, and there are really not many!

So Gu Xiaobai asked: "Teacher, do you know how to climb trees?"

P.E. teacher:"……"

climb a tree?

What kind of sport is this, I...

Gu Xiaobai looked at the physical education teacher with wide eyes seriously.

The physical education teacher who sang so badly without blushing suddenly blushed.

The cowhide just blown out...

He searched his knowledge system, coughed, and said: "Tree climbing is a branch of climbing sports, and it is also a very meaningful sport. There are sports like the 'International Tree Climbing Championships' in the world." , At the same time, there are some schools in our country that offer 'tree climbing' courses, but they use rope climbing..."

Gu Xiaobai listened to him quietly, and then asked again: "Then, teacher, can you teach me to climb trees?"

The physical education teacher's face became even redder.

"I...I can't climb trees..."

Shame, I just bragged!
"Climb a tree, I can."

"I can do it too."

"When I was a child, I crawled every day."

Several brothers and sisters raised their hands behind.

Gu Xiaobai's eyes lit up.

Five minutes later, next to the sports field, next to a few thick trees, Gu Xiaobai watched a few brothers and sisters moving their shoulders, grinding their fists and palms, with a dazed look on his face: "Is this okay? Will it delay the training of the seniors? "

"Xiaobai." The physical education teacher pointed to several senior brothers and sisters vigorously: "Our physical education and training major focuses on how to train better athletes. In other words, these are my guinea pigs. .Is it a thing to let the mice run a race and die or something?"

Of course it doesn't matter!
The little white mouse brothers and sisters looked sideways at their smug coach one by one, wishing they could bite him to death with their two front teeth.

"Okay, let's start!" The physical education teacher blew the whistle, and the little white mouse brothers and sisters immediately hugged the tree and climbed up.

One of the brothers climbed very fast, kicked off his shoes, jumped up the tree, swished a few times, climbed up the tree, sat on the branch and looked down.

"Okay, it's just you, Xiaobai, I think your senior brother Zhang is more professional, so I'll let your senior brother Zhang teach you!"

This bamboo rat is too fat, it's up to you!
After seven o'clock in the morning, a large crowd of people gathered on one side of the stadium.

"Little Bai, come on!"

"Hold on, it's almost there!"

"come on! Come on!"

Like a koala, Gu Xiaobai was stuck two meters high in the tree trunk, wriggling desperately, but couldn't get up or down for a long time.

He was a little weak, and climbing the tree was harder than he thought.

"Xiao Bai, take off your shoes." Brother Xiao Zhang said from below.

Gu Xiaobai took a deep breath, hugged the tree trunk with both arms, kicked off his shoes, and tightly grasped the rough bark with his limbs.

At this moment, Gu Xiaobai realized that the soles of feet evolved by human beings are definitely not just for walking.

With five more toes, the curvature of the arch of the foot, and the friction of the skin on the soles of the feet, the use of the legs is much greater than before. Gu Xiaobai worked hard to climb up, and finally caught the first branch of the tree trunk, a Turn over and sit on it.

"Ahahahaha, I climbed up!" Xiaobai was so happy, the number one life-saving skill in Spring and Autumn, GET!

I can climb trees too!

Little moth, I won't hold you back!

At this moment, a majestic voice came from under the tree: "What are you doing? Xiaobai, it's dangerous, come down!"

Gu Xiaobai lowered his head, and saw the majestic police uncle standing under the tree with his arms crossed, glaring at him angrily.

Gu Xiaobai raised the amount with his hand.

Alas, how did you get caught again...

Why do I get caught every time I do something bad.

The police uncle looked around at the people on the third floor and the third floor.

Do you think I won't be able to find out if there's such a big fight?
Are you underestimating me, or yourself?

　Today's guarantee~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)