don't call me singer

Chapter 1478 "Have You Ever Seen My Heartbreaker × 3"

Wang Haixia really didn't want to perform after Gu Xiaobai's "Song of Playing the Sword"!
Really don't want to!

Although he had expected it a long time ago, the restriction of "not being able to use musical instruments" was not worth mentioning to Gu Xiaobai.

But he didn't expect that Gu Xiaobai would come up with such a song "Song of Playing the Sword"!
This song is so simple, so quaint, yet so moving, so grand.

After a song, people can't forget it for a long time.

This is Xiaobai's song, once you hear it, it's hard to get out of the artistic conception he created.

But Wang Haixia usually dances too much.

At this moment, everyone has already started booing:

"Little hero!"

"Wang Haixia!"

"Hurry up, little man!"

Wang Haixia found that even Fu Wenyao was booing, and was so angry that he said, "Brother Yao, we are together!"

"Anyway, dead friends don't die poor people!" Fu Wenyao laughed loudly, "In the end, someone has to sacrifice! You can save us for us!"

Pad knife...

Wang Haixia was angry about it.

He said angrily: "How do you know that I will definitely lose? I don't want to sing now, but I want Xiaobai to lose too badly! Hmph, I, Sea King, will never lose to Xiaobai!"

There was another "poof" laugh at the scene.

Yep, Wang Haixia has already changed his name!

Become a Neptune!
"Come here! The band is waiting!" Wang Haixia rolled up his sleeves: "Let me kill Xiaobai and show you!"

"Ooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"Little hero is brave!"

"Take care of you, little hero!"

Wang Haixia turned around and waved his hand: "Here are the microphones, three microphone stands, thank you!"

The staff ran up with three wheat stands in their hands.

Then Wang Haixia turned around again: "Go, go, get out of the way, and make way for the handsome guys!"

Drive everyone else away.

"The big screen is waiting, Video Jockey is here! Give me some cool effects for Neptune!"

"Lights, lights, come here!"

Then Wang Haixia went to the long sofa that he cleared out and lay down, posed a drunken imperial concubine with a beautiful body, lying on the sofa, winking at the camera.

"Yoyoyo~~~" The singers at the scene were all shocked and made all kinds of strange noises.

Everyone off the stage: "Hahahahahahaha" laughed non-stop.

Wang Haixia is acting weird again!

But this time, it's not just Wang Haixia who is funny.

Then they saw Zhao Mo put on a pair of sunglasses, and sat on the single sofa next to him, crossing his legs, more aura than the godfather in the movie.

Zhou Xianting didn't sit down, he took a standing posture that his mother didn't recognize, stood next to the wheat shelf on the other side of the sofa, and raised his head at 45 degrees.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

The pose of the three of them already made everyone laugh out loud.

Why can these three people find the funniest way to detonate the audience every time!
It's not scary to be funny, but I'm afraid that funny people are educated!

This kind of high-IQ funny can easily break through the lower limit of laughter, making you cry or laugh.

Wang Haixia, who was lying on the sofa like a drunken concubine, snapped his fingers:

"Xiao Yaozi, Music!"

Next to him, Fu Wenyao's face darkened, and he almost threw the guitar over.

You are little Yaozi!
Not everyone's name will be followed by a child!
He took a deep breath.

I will endure!

For the victory of our group, to defeat Xiaobai!
He and the keyboardist Ge Liya beside him glanced at each other, and the sound of the guitar sounded like water.

Fingerstyle!

Although it was obviously a guitar, the sound it made in Fu Wenyao's hands was warm and simple, like the sound of a piano.

Next to it, the violin on Yan Xuexin's shoulder kept beating, making a "da da da" sound.

The sound of da da da became louder and louder, as if a group of horses galloped from afar.

Next to him, the black bear spirit drummer covered his mouth with his hands.

"Herod—" said.

The vivid neighing sound of the horse sounded.

Everyone in the audience opened their mouths wide in surprise.

Hey, how to play like this?
No synthesizer, so ventriloquist?

Gloria's keyboard was pressed, and the sound of a simulated wind instrument was produced.

The sound of horseshoes became louder and louder, and then the bass player and keyboard player who were either black or white joined in.

"Da da da da..."

"Gada Gada..."

"Tuk Tuk Tuk..."

Three different hoofbeats, getting closer and louder.

three people!
Not alone!

Wang Haixia, who was lying on the sofa, snapped his fingers again: "Big screen! Surprise me, VJ!"

The big screen slowly lit up, and the video jockey assembled an image based on the materials he found, and projected it on the big screen.

Silhouettes of three horses, three young knights, slowly galloping from afar.

Gu Xiaobai just now did not make excessive use of the facilities on the stage, and the song "Song of Playing the Sword" was basically completed by his own strength.

But this time, 306/1 made full use of all the elements of the scene.

I have to say that the VJ in the school song competition is also very good, because I got the lyrics in advance before the opening, so the material I found is very appropriate.

Wang Haixia looked at the figures of the three knights and nodded with satisfaction.

VJ is awesome!
The audience at the scene also cheered in a very respectful manner.

Just from the opening music and the video effects, they are already full of expectations.

Gu Xiaobai fights the world with one sword.

And Wang Haixia and the others are numerous, and the effect they created is really great.

In the next second, a line of large characters appeared.

"Have You Ever Seen My Heartbroken Man".

The place was suddenly silent.

What?
That's the name of the song from 306/1?
After a few seconds of silence, the scene burst into laughter.

"Hahahahahaha..."

"Xiaoxiazi's heartless Hanhaiwang song was actually written!"

"No, no, do you really want to write the Neptune song?"

Suddenly, Fu Wenyao, who was playing the guitar, stopped suddenly with his right hand, and then slapped the strings with a "snap".

At the same time, the African tambourine brother next to him made a "dong" sound.

Behind "Have You Ever Seen My Heartbroken Man", another X3 popped up suddenly!

"Have You Seen My Heartbroken × 3"!
One is not enough, we 306/1 are all heartbroken men!
"Hahahahaha!"

"The little hero won!"

"Just the name of this song is enough to win, it's hard to win!"

"How dare you! How dare you be a heartbreaker!"

"Heartbroken man! Ancient style! Really ancient style! Hahahaha, you are really good, young man!"

In the next second, Wang Haixia finally started singing.

"Plum blossoms bloom secretly

on the high wall
such as light ink quilt
dizzy with tears

can't keep

who's boy

I'm graying
But he just thought it was a heavy snowfall..."

Hearing Wang Haixia's singing, the eyes of the audience lit up.

"what?"

This song is really old fashioned!
(Forcing myself to write poems in seven steps every day, yesterday's "Song of Playing the Sword", today's "The Heartbroken Man", I am so happy to compose the lyrics every day while writing the manuscript... woo woo woo woo...)
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