don't call me singer

Chapter 1557 Scaler Band
By the sea, the bright lights of the Dragon Palace on the Sea are flickering on and off.

The huge floating object is reflected in the distance, looking down, it looks like a crystal palace growing out of the sea.

This indescribable beauty has attracted many people to take out their mobile phones and take crazy pictures.

It also made many people feel overwhelmed.

At the corner of the beach, the young couple who had just finished arguing looked at Hao Yunfan a little moved and uneasy.

"You... the ticket you mentioned, how much... how much?"

Hao Yunfan calculated carefully deep in his heart.

Shonan TV station sells to those fans, the ticket price of Karma chives is about 400 to 1000.

My own ticket is apportioned, so it is not good to sell too much.

Then...

"300..., not 288." Find an auspicious number and win a prize.

"It's only 288?" The boy's eyes lit up and he asked, "How do you pay? How do you give me the ticket?"

As he said that, he was about to take out his mobile phone.

"Wait, this is not a liar." The girl gently tugged at her boyfriend's sleeve.

"Yes..." The boy suddenly became vigilant again.

With 288, you can go to the Dragon Palace on the Sea, and you can also see the Sky Concert Hall take off. How can there be such a good thing?

Then look at Hao Yunfan and the others, how suspicious they look.

No wonder they are so worried.

Those who play rock and roll, in order to create their own rebellious image back then, did not have any tattoos, flower arms, stud earrings, or earrings on their bodies.

Later, when I was on TV, I had to put on concealer stickers and wear long-sleeved clothes.

But now, a few people naturally don't need to cover up.

That temperament, anyway, doesn't look like a good person.

"Hey, I lied to you? Why did I lie to you? Guys, copy guys!" Hao Yunfan was immediately annoyed.

"Okay!" Hao Yunfan gave an order, and several others agreed loudly.

I can't sing very well, and I can't write good songs.

I admit this.

I can't get popular, I have to rely on my old uncle for food, and I admit this.

But if you say I'm lying, then I'm not happy.

Since I was 17 years old, I have been selling my albums at a practice booth outside, and I have always been innocent!
It's okay if you say I can't sing well, but if you say I'm lying, then I'm not happy!

Hearing Hao Yunfan's shout, the young couple were so frightened that they immediately covered their faces with their hands and almost cried.

After a while, I found that I was not beaten, and then put down my hands, I saw a few people opposite, and at some point, some musical instruments appeared.

One was holding a guitar, the other brought out a speaker from nowhere, and the other two put together the beer bottles and cans in their hands to form a set of percussion instruments, and began to jingle.

Holding the microphone connected to the speaker, Hao Yunfan sang loudly:

"The ancient city walls of Chang'an are still mottled

as i think your heart is still peeling

I went for an infusion last night
The one who loses is thinking about you all night
I vaccinated to wean you off

The injection is thinking about you every second

If I send you a red envelope every time I say a word

Will you still let me forget you..."

This is the masterpiece "The Chief Rich Man" by Hao Yunfan and their Guyun Band.

It is also their most popular and well-known song.

Although Hao Yunfan is not very talented, he can sing well and is willing to practice hard, so he can sing really well.

The sound spread far away, and many people who were on the coast looking at the Sea Dragon Palace in the distance heard it and looked over.

After singing a song affectionately, Hao Yunfan tossed his hair chicly, and looked at the young couple opposite.

"This is our song, now you know who we are... haven't you heard it?"

"No... I haven't heard of it..." The boy in the couple shook his head cautiously.

"Then I'll sing one more!"

5 minutes later.

"Still haven't heard?"

The young couple shook their heads.

Hao Yunfan was a little discouraged, he waved his hands and said, "Okay, let's go."

My ticket is not for sale!I went to the street to invite 200 migrant workers, I don't believe they can't invite them!
Damn, 288 yuan can't even be sold!

"Come on, it's settled, we'll buy it!" The boy in the couple said, "Come on, I want two..."

"Don't you think we are liars?" Hao Yunfan was angry.

"You guys are good at singing, I don't think you can deceive people. If you are deceived, I will support your music dreams. I don't know if this year's singing street will be filmed or not. You can try it. I think you can definitely do it. Let's go!" the boy said.

Hao Yunfan wanted to curse.

We have been debuting for several years, so we don't need you to show us the way!
How poor we are!
After sending a verification code to the young couple and collecting their two tickets, Hao Yunfan accidentally discovered that the boy had opened a music app in his hand, and the cover of their album was displayed in the boy's hand. Personal photos.

Hao Yunfan: "This..."

It turned out that the other party had already confirmed their identities!
They are still there hypocritically saying something to support their musical dreams.

Routines are routines!
When Hao Yunfan saw it, the boy smiled and said, "I'm sorry, you have to be careful after all, but let me tell the truth, don't be angry. You can sell the ticket for 288 yuan to go to the Sea Dragon Palace to watch the Sky Concert Hall take off." It's cheaper..."

"Then how much do you think it should be sold for?"

"888."

"Huh?" Hao Yunfan was taken aback.

"Many of my friends are going to see the Sea Dragon Palace. Do you have any extra tickets? I'll sell you one for 888. How about you give me a commission of 200 yuan?"

"That is to say, I will give you a ticket at 688?" Hao Yunfan said.

Hao Yunfan did a quick calculation, and then took a deep breath.

Hey, all sold for more than [-] yuan, enough for them to go to the acupuncture points several times.

Of course, the level of Shonan TV is not limited to this appearance fee, but how many times can they do this kind of work a year?
"Yes, but we have to have a verbal guarantee, you record a video for me as evidence, and these tickets are authentic." Seeing Hao Yunfan's movement, the young man said.

Hao Yunfan didn't know how this trick changed.

How did the strong buying and selling just now become a commercial discussion now?
"I don't have that much money right now. Let's add a WeChat account. I'll ask for tickets for you in batches. How much will I give you? How many tickets will you give me..." Finally, the two of them discussed it. The boy took the girl, yes Hao Yunfan waved his hand and walked away quickly.

As soon as the boy left, several young people walked by, and one of them said, "Dude, what about singing? Why don't you sing! Where's your QR code for payment?"

Hao Yunfan was taken aback, singing?

Look at your friends again, look at the many people around you, and several people meet with each other.

Come on, sing!

Here, Hao Yunfan and others began to sell and sing, and less than half an hour later, the boy ding dong ding dong transferred the money for more than a dozen tickets.

Hao Yunfan squatted on the beach to send him a ticket during an interval between singing and singing. He saw that he had earned 1 yuan in an instant, and then saw that he had only received dozens of yuan and less than 100 yuan after singing for a long time. Hao Yunfan also had mixed feelings in his heart.

"It turns out that we are not good at being singers, we are good at being bad guys!" Hao Yunfan sighed.

"Are you really good at being a bad guy?" His companion glared at him.

"Hey, it turns out that we are not good at anything!" Hao Yunfan patted his thigh.

Well, this world is so cruel!

"Tell me, that kid just now earned thousands of dollars in such a short period of time..." One of Hao Yunfan's companions suddenly said.

"Maybe it's more than a few thousand yuan. He said he sold 888. Who knows how much he actually sold?"

"Yup……"

"Why don't we sell it ourselves?"

"Who are we selling to? We don't have any connections..."

Several people were discussing in this way, and suddenly raised their heads to look.

Tourists from the inner three floors and the outer three floors surrounded their singing stalls.

A few people are not really stupid, but they are not very good at things other than music, and they don't care much.

Suddenly I had an idea.

After all, the real way, the little brother who was almost frustrated in love, has already helped them find the way, and the rest is to follow the steps.

They muttered a few words, and one of them dropped the bottles and cans in his hand, turned and ran away.

Not long after, he came back with several big signs.

"The Lonely Cloud band gives back to fans, and the limited number of scarce tickets will be given away for a fee."

"It only costs 888 yuan to watch Xiaobai Yuanfei in the Sea Dragon Palace. The number of seats is limited, and the gifts will only be available while supplies last."

Next to it, there are screenshots and QR codes of their Weibo and music APP homepages.

There are also various sensational titles:
"Gu Xiaobai's Queen's Opening Band; Gu Xiaobai's fellow apprentice; Shonan TV's New Year's Eve Concert finale hot band; the band that has shared the stage with Gu Xiaobai most times besides black and white..."

Hao Yunfan looked at the copywriting, a little dizzy, and asked, "Who did you learn from?"

It's obviously selling money, but it has to be written as a paid gift, and the number of places is limited.

Although it is indeed limited, this kind of copywriting seems to be full of routines...

Not to mention those titles that make people blush.

As long as the limited scope is small enough, I can also be the world's number one visual sense.

"Hi, when I wasn't playing drums, I worked as a copywriter in a real estate company!" the drummer said triumphantly.

"When we were writing songs, why didn't you work so hard!" Hao Yunfan gritted his teeth with hatred.

If you had this skill at that time, we wouldn't be reduced to selling tickets here!
It's already an instant hit!
"Hey... isn't this extraordinary performance today..."

"By the way, what does the starting at 888 yuan mean?"

"Selling things, even if they are similar things, they have to be artificially divided into good and bad levels, and they can't be sold at the same price...I decided to 888, 988, 1088, and then 1888..."

"Okay, okay, you can do it yourself, don't tell me."

Just listening, Hao Yunfan felt that his band should be renamed Black Heart Band.

The drummer turned around and went, seeing him like a fish in water, Hao Yunfan suddenly felt that he had entered the wrong profession.

Those brands are actually printed on simple stickers and pasted on cardboard. They are relatively simple, but they are enough.

After a few signs were put up, Guyun Band stopped talking and continued to sing.

Only the drummer was left alone, wandering outside to discuss business.

Between heaven and earth, the coast is used as the stage, and the bright lights of the Dragon Palace on the Sea are used as the stage lights, singing songs that I am not outstanding but I have worked very hard to write.

Hao Yunfan gradually forgot his purpose.

He was singing, singing.

The crowd around them gathered more and more. They raised their mobile phones, scanned the QR code, or took pictures of them, and posted them in Moments and on the Internet.

After a while, it spread on the Internet, and many people went to Weibo to verify it.

"This band sells tickets near the Sea Dragon Palace, is it real or fake? Is it reliable?"

"The title of this band is very powerful, is it true or not?"

"What? The leader of this band is Uncle Hao's nephew? Uncle Hao's nephew is going to sing outside? Ah, he really loves music and life, right?"

"Suddenly remembered that 306 was singing outside!"

"This is the real musician, the real person who loves music, those traffic is really..."

Of course, there are also people who stare brightly: "Pfft, you are so funny, they are just scalpers... I heard that Shonan TV station is too tight, and there is no one to sell tickets, so they simply distributed the tickets..."

"A band buys tickets by themselves, these guys really dare to think."

"Why can't it work? Don't steal or grab..."

"So these tickets are real?"

Although the Lone Cloud Band is not a popular band.

But they are still a bit famous, and they also have millions of fans on Weibo.

Most of them came from Gu Xiaobai and Hao Fanbai.

With the endorsement of these things, everyone was relieved and bought tickets one after another.

Some people even acted as scalpers of scalpers at the scene and bought tickets remotely.

After singing for about half an hour, the drummer ran over to poke Hao Yunfan: "We are sold out, what should we do?"

How to do?
"Aren't the other performers also worrying about whether their tickets will go out? You can ask them, if you sell them for 688 a ticket, will they do it?"

"okay……"

At this moment, Guyun Band changed from a little-known band that was forced into it to become the head scalper of Shonan TV's New Year's Eve party.

People progress through learning, and people will become black-hearted.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, Hao Yunfan couldn't sing anymore, and the drummer's voice was hoarse.

The people around have also decreased, only dozens of people are left around.

The current Guyun Band no longer sells tickets one by one, but has started wholesale.

Working until one o'clock in the morning, several people sold all the tickets they could find.

Several people were exhausted and paralyzed by the seaside, sitting there not wanting to move.

Hao Yunfan turned on the phone, and suddenly his eyes widened.

"Hey, I'm not mistaken."

"No way, are we on the hot search?"

"Not a trending search yet!"

"Oh my god! When was the last time we were trending?"

"When dreaming."

"Are you sure we're not dreaming right now?"

In one night, Guyun Band really became famous.

On the hot search, there are three topics about them.

"We shouldn't be popular." Hao Yunfan asked: "Where are the tickets? How many tickets are sold?"

Thousands of tickets were also sold.

Adding the ticket price, it is equivalent to opening dozens of small-scale tours.

At this moment, Hao Yunfan was shaken in his life.

"I'll go, the money we made this night is almost more than what we made in the past few years..."

"In the future, let's not be a band at all, and go sell tickets full-time."

"Set up a ticket company?"

"good idea!"

after awhile.

"Otherwise, let's continue singing."

"Singing doesn't affect ticket sales."

"Yes, children only make choices, adults want all of them!"

The next day, they found out that everything about being famous was a fake, an illusory bubble.

Once there, they introduced themselves.

"We're from Lone Cloud."

"Have not heard."

"The Scalper Band."

"Oh, long-awaited! Long-awaited name!"

(End of this chapter)