don't call me singer

Chapter 1978 Begins with the lively suona version of "Listen to Me, Thank You"

What kind of feeling does it feel to pick up a guy if there is a disagreement?
Cao Baodong originally came here to be funny, but when he heard that there were delicious things on the birthday banquet, Cao Baodong couldn't hold back anymore.

Hey?What if I can't go to the birthday banquet?
My Dadongzi grew up, traveling all over the world, and there is no birthday banquet that I can't afford!
My suona is not eligible for the birthday banquet, who is eligible for the birthday banquet?

Believe it or not, I will live in front of your house from now on, blowing from dawn to dark in your house, and blowing from dark to dawn again?
People, the biggest advantage of having a skill is that even if you take a [-] step back, when it is the last resort, as long as you use this skill, you will be able to eat.

What's more, suona has been used for dinner from the very beginning.

For something that can be played from birth to the first seven, you must at least live from someone else's birth to someone else's first seven.

"La somi blah blah~~~—" The melody sounded a bit blunt and hurt people's ears, especially when the fourth note was played, Da Dongzi gritted his teeth and took The timbre produced by the tooth trill is like gritting your teeth and saying "Thank you~ Sun Thief~~".

Even if a song like "Listen to Me Say Thank You" is played by Suona, it is still a heavy love that cannot be rejected.

Everyone listened, and started imagining a burly guy like Zhang Fei, grabbing passers-by who had helped him, and insisting on performing a full set of "Listen to me thank you" dance for him.

Everyone burst out laughing when they heard a "wow".

When it reached the position of "Listen to me, thank you", the flower tongue came out, and the infectious force came down all at once with a "beep la la la la".

That feeling is that this big guy like Zhang Fei couldn't help but want to leave before he finished singing.

The big man like Zhang Fei was anxious, and grabbed the opponent's sleeve.

While grabbing the other party's sleeve, he was gesturing and dancing.

Under the opponent's desperate struggle, who would have thought of a "tear" sound, the plot took a turn for the worse, because he really didn't accept the thank you, the one who was thanked, and his big brother who was thanked sincerely, tore his clothes.

"Listen to me, thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warm, listen to me, thank you, thank you, thank you, the world is more beautiful, listen to me, thank you, because of you, love is always in my heart, listen to me, thank you, thank you, to pass on happiness..."

Everyone wanted to laugh, was shocked and felt uncomfortable when they heard it.

Oh my god, don't thank me, don't thank me, my life is almost gone!
This is working hard!

Just live it up!

How can you still live like this?

It's really exciting.

In the distance, the tourists were even more stunned.

Someone looked confused: "What song is this? Why does it feel so exciting and cool? Hey, this style is really cool!"

Most of these are foreigners.

But for any Chinese, especially those with children, there is no one who doesn’t know this song. They are shocked and funny at the moment: “Fuck, thank you for the Suona version, this is too exciting!”

"The Suona instrument is so handsome!"

"I've never felt that the Suona instrument is so handsome! I want to learn it!"

"I also want to play it like this, thank you, to thank my child's kindergarten teacher, I am almost depressed by this song!"

After shaking his head and playing this section, Cao Baodong suddenly pulled the suona and held it in his hand, but the sound of music was still coming out of his mouth.

The sound of this music is sharper, louder and more exciting.

"So Mimi~ So Mimi~ So Mimi~"

Cao Baodong repeatedly played the three words "Thank you" in his mouth like chanting, and then became more and more anxious and faster, and his hands were still pointing around.

I thank you, I thank you too, I also thank you thank you thank you ah hello!

The voice must be as sharp as it is sharp, as harsh as it is harsh.

"Damn it, mouth string!"

Who would have thought that this guy Cao Baodong had already hidden the strings in his mouth.

In fact, Gu Xiaobai knew how serious and hardworking Cao Baodong was. Where did he stuff the string in his mouth? He was the string in his mouth. He never took it out at all. Thinking about it, he would blow something up when he thought of it, sometimes Gu Xiaobai was afraid that he would accidentally swallow it, and had to take him to have an operation.

At the end of the blowing, Cao Baodong suddenly jumped up, pointing in the air, "Shhh! Mi——"

It felt as if the thanked passer-by had given up all his clothes and finally escaped this terrible hell of gratitude and fled in despair.

And in the back, that burly man like Zhang Fei was still jumping up and shouting loudly: "Thank you!"

As soon as the last note fell, Cao Baodong spat out the strings in his mouth with a "bah", flicked his saliva, then showed a big smile, looked at the official-looking uncle, and asked, "How is it? Can I wait first?"

Everyone is almost speechless, thank you for being able to swear, and there is no one else for this alone.

Are you still counting on Uncle to give you first class?
Everyone booed: "It's a good blow, don't blow it again in the future!"

"Blow it again, you will send away all those who have passed their birthdays!"

"Not bad, this one can be the first one. Come, come, keep the token." The official servant took Cao Baodong's hand very seriously, and asked, "What is your instrument?"

Cao Baodong: "Thank you, uncle! This is called Suona, haven't you heard of it before?"

Cao Baodong didn't know that the suona, a folk musical instrument with Chinese characteristics, was passed down from Central Asia. This uncle came from a public loser in the Warring States Period. He would be a ghost if he had seen the suona.

Suona's partner, the sheng, already exists and is still very popular.

If the person standing here at this moment is a musician from the Ming Dynasty, then there is no need for Cao Baodong to explain what his instrument is.

"Hey! Look at me, I got the token!" Cao Baodong held up his token and laughed, "I can go to the birthday banquet now! Let me think about what to eat at the birthday banquet!"

Everyone laughed, how can you order food when you are at the birthday banquet?
Of course, I will serve you whatever dish is served to you.

Cao Baodong's triumphant appearance made everyone more eager to try.

"Hey, who will come next?"

"Let Da Dongzi make such a fuss, I also want to work hard."

"Getting tokens is not the goal, but working hard is the goal, right?"

"No, it's to get tokens while working hard, that's the purpose."

The official servant suddenly became busy, listening to everyone's tricks and tricks.

This performance doesn't need to be a complete set, the uncle can almost give a similar evaluation after listening to a few words, and he will also comment a few words by the way.

That's good, everyone doesn't have much pressure when they are working, as long as they are working, it is enough, and there is no need to worry about whether the performance will not be finished.

Listening to the uncle's comments, everyone was stunned. Although the uncle who looks like an official has never heard of many of their musical instruments, modes, and genres, every comment hits the nail on the head. It can be said that he is right. Music has a very high attainment.

They didn't know that this uncle was a public loser, and he was also an important music official in Lu State. Rites and music were still very important in the Warring States Period. It is already highly developed, whether it is theory or practical application, it has reached its peak.

"Xiaobai, don't you want to perform one?" Wang Haixia went up to make a living, happily holding the token, saw Gu Xiaobai still standing beside him, and asked.

Gu Xiaobai: "..."

Am I going to be recruited to perform for myself?

How can there be such a...

But the 200 points would be a waste.

He stepped forward, took out his erhu, and played a few phrases casually, and the official officer over there couldn't wait to stuff a token into his hand.

The moment he shook hands with him, the official official said sincerely: "My lord, you have worked hard..."

Alas, I really have no eyesight, why didn't I dedicate the token to the young master earlier?

The title of "Young Master" was originally only used by the sons of princes, but with the collapse of etiquette, in the Warring States Period, the title of "Young Master" has almost reached the point where a nobleman can use it casually.

Now Gu Xiaobai is the most favored third generation of the public loser, the future patriarch, and also the person Mo Di follows, the tyrant of Qufu City, with this status, it is not too much to be called a son.

Gu Xiaobai only felt that this person looked familiar, and he didn't know who this person was, so he just smiled and nodded, and said thank you.

Alas, face blindness is so miserable.

This whole activity made everyone feel very interesting, and also gave everyone their first goal.

"Let's go, let's go to Gongshu Mansion to attend the birthday banquet!" Wang Haixia waved.

For playing games, since you can enter the dungeon, of course you need to advance to the dungeon.

As long as the technology is good, the equipment is strong enough, and the consciousness is strong enough, the benefits of entering the dungeon will definitely be great.

"You guys go, I won't go for now. I just plan to go shopping." Gu Xiaobai waved his hand and said.

"Hey? Won't you come with us?" Wang Haixia was confused.

Today is Gu Xiaobai's birthday, and he really wants to go to the garden with Gu Xiaobai.

But this paradise is really interesting and attractive to him, and he especially wants to do tasks that he is very interested in, and he also really wants to get the scoreboard.

Zhou Xianting said: "Even if it's a garden tour, the birthday banquet will always be held at noon and evening, right? How can there be a birthday banquet in the early morning?"

The uncle next to the official said: "Gongshu Mansion has a running water seat, which lasts day and night for three days. You can enter the seat at any time with a token. However, there are competitions at noon and night. Everyone competes for skills, and the winner can get a generous reward..."

"Then let's... meet at Gongshu Mansion at noon." Wang Haixia thought for a while.

"Then meet at the Gongshu Mansion around 11:[-] noon to see what is worth exploring in the Gongshu Mansion. If the Gongshu Mansion is really the Gongshu Mansion in history, I think there should be a lot of interesting things in it."

Next to him, Zhao Mo touched Zhou Xianting and pointed to the sign on the map. Zhou Xianting took a look and said, "I'm afraid it's not too easy for us to go to Gongshu Mansion at noon."

On the map, Gongshufu is not far from the port, but it is separated by several blue and purple areas in the middle.

And Gongshufu itself is also a purple area, and the point requirement is 5000 points.

"I'll go, Gongshu Mansion's requirements are so high?" Wang Haixia stared.

"Think about what Luban's name is? The ancestor of craftsmen. It must be a regional boss level." Zhou Xianting said, "I think it's normal, maybe there are some amusement facilities like mechanism battles inside, it should be very interesting."

Zhou Xianting’s guess is correct. This area is built with the Gongshu Mansion as the core, mainly buildings from the Spring and Autumn and Warring States Periods. The other core is the Qi Palace. The Qi Palace has higher points requirements, and the surrounding area is surrounded by purple areas. up.

"With the token, we should be able to enter the Gongshu Mansion directly, but it is not easy to get there along the way." Wang Haixia searched the map with his fingers and drew the most feasible route, "It takes 2000 yuan to pass here. Points, you need 3500 points to pass here... So, this means that if you don’t have a token, you need at least 5000 points, and if you have a token, you need at least 3500 points to enter the Gongshu Mansion?”

Why do you suddenly feel that you may not be able to catch up before lunch?

"It seems that we need to speed up the efficiency..." Wang Haixia squeezed his chin, "Well, let's search in different directions, and if we find any clues, we will post them in the group, and share any experience and experience in the group. .”

Everyone agreed.

Even if they want a less utilitarian visit to the park, they will be happy with the situation, and it will not affect them to challenge these interesting levels.

It's really fun after all.

At the gate of the pier, everyone explored in several directions.

Soon the group became lively.

"There is a donkey cart on the left side of the pier that you can hire. The speed can be a little faster, and the uncle who drives the cart is very interesting. He will tell you a lot of pre-Qin jokes and tell you a few points."

"The porters on the pier can actually be hired. They can go with you for 50 yuan, serve as half a guide, and can also lead you to find a few points."

"When you see passers-by chatting on the side of the road, remember to listen to them. They are all clues."

"The ice powder at the roadside stall is very delicious! Highly recommended! Although the ingredients are very simple, it is really delicious! It is a bit cold!"

"Come here, everyone, there is a tea house here, this tea, what the hell...I'm afraid this tea will cost a few hundred yuan a pot, and you can drink it for 20 yuan! I soaked it here this morning. Go shopping by yourselves."

Some of the various ingredients in the ice park are directly transported from the origins of the world by flying swords. Relying on modern agriculture, the cost is low and the quality and quantity are guaranteed.

There are also some ingredients that come from natural and pollution-free, neither mass extinction nor mass production, but the natural wild growth of the original ecology.

This kind of ingredients is now available in Michelin restaurants, all kinds of super high-end places, and can only be obtained after paying a lot of money, but at this moment, it can be provided in large quantities.

This made Gu Xiaobai's friends feel that it is really a happy thing to be able to visit the garden.

The only ones who can stick to their original aspirations and continue to attack are Zhao Mo, Wang Haixia, and Hua Minyu, who is determined to fight for justice with Wang Haixia.

The three raided another location, and posted a simple strategy in the group, Zhao Mo stretched out his hand.

Suddenly there was an "ah".

"What's wrong? Silently?" Wang Haixia asked.

Zhao Mo bowed his head, the money bag hanging on his waist was gone.

(End of this chapter)