don't call me singer

Chapter 201 The Birth of the Divine Comedy "Just You Are Cheap"

In Dongcheng, in Fu Han's villa, Fu Han was lying on the sofa, swiping his phone.

He just reposted the official release of "Battle of the Kings of Songs", his competition song this time, and the following group of people are worshiping.

"15 years fan, little fan, you will never let us down!"

"Xiaobai fans pass by, brother Han is awesome, brother Han, come on!"

"Uncle Han, please be the first!"

"I'm Han Xiongqi! The king of singers is invincible..."

Seeing the encouragement from many fans below, Fu Han couldn't help grinning.

Of course, there are a lot of malicious slanders and bad words, but Fu Han has been in the music scene for so many years, and he has long been flattered and humiliated. When he sees someone who is swearing, he will take the trouble to block him. He doesn't believe that someone really has 2000 million fans.

When I saw a fan who looked familiar, I replied with a few words, and was immediately retweeted by the fans excitedly.

"Brother Han is an old man, he doesn't sleep at such a late hour, he is still checking Weibo, be careful!"

"That's right, while participating in the competition and recording a new album, do you still need your body?"

"If you have time to chat and fart with people, it's better to record a new song."

Fu Han didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he wanted to sleep, but someone pulled him and refused to let him sleep.

He turned around and looked over, not far away, Feng Hezheng was rearranging the song over and over again.

Not long ago, under the pseudonym "A Big Tree That Wants to Sprout", Fenghe participated in the program "No Guessing about Masked Singing" and successfully became the king of masked singers in the current period. How many games.

The competition system of "Masked Singing, No Guessing" is eight people in each round, with a singing battle. The first is a two-person chorus, and all the judges and audience present will choose the one who sings better, and go directly to the next round. Uncover and leave. (Note)
Then there is a solo singing, four into two, two into one, the winner will fight with the last song king, and in the end there will always be only one guarding the stage.

Fenghe has almost never sung in front of the stage, but his singing skills are actually very strong. Last time he won the championship with an almost overwhelming advantage. I can't guess who it is.

Only a few people close to Fenghe, such as Fu Han, or other singers who have produced albums and collaborated with Fenghe, can guess that it is him on stage.

Of course, it's impossible for these people to take the initiative to reveal Feng He's identity.

Fenghe is a relatively shy person, he doesn't like to stand in front of the stage, but the mask gives him a disguise and gives him a sense of security, so Fenghe cherishes this stage very much and is very well prepared.

Fu Han had never seen Feng He so seriously before, and was even a little jealous.

If you were so serious when you helped me make the album, I would have already become a celebrity, okay? Why would I use it to participate in "Battle of the Kings of Songs"!
Silently complaining in my heart, Fu Wen's mobile phone beeped, but it was Fu Wenyao's message.

"Brother, Bai Mo Tingxia released a new song again."

How did Fu Wenyao know?
Of course it was because Bai Mo Tingxia went to borrow his equipment to record songs again!

Fu Han was taken aback, what, you released a new song again?
Then I couldn't help but want to laugh.

Shouldn't it still be Canon, 4536251...

Feng Hezhun was so mad.

He and Xiao Xiazi haven't decided the winner yet, and if they don't quarrel for a day, their whole body will itch.

Let me listen first.

Fu Han opened Yuncun Music, clicked on the favorite musician "Bai Mo Ting Xia", and clicked directly in.

"Only you are cheap"?What song name is this?
Seeing the name, Fu Han almost burst out laughing.

Then click on audio.

The sound quality is still sloppy, and it was recorded in the dormitory when I heard it.

But good music is not about the sound quality. Some people specialize in simulating the "low-fidelity" style of the tape or record era, which is also a special style.

How about listening to music.

At the beginning, there was the sound of toasting.

"cheers."

"drink!"

"Bah, it's really hard to drink!"

"I'd better drink the fat house happy water."

"Hu... huh..."

They don't recognize the four voices, so it must be Gu Xiaobai and the others who asked their classmates to act.

Then the drum beats, and the basic rhythm of the second big and the second is simple, "Feng Da Kong Da".

But this tone... sounds very strange, I don't know what kind of synthesizer it is.

In fact, this timbre was produced by Gu Xiaobai who moved a drum from the laboratory and knocked it out.

Then an electronic sound like a meowing cat: "Wow~Wow~Aw~Waa~Aw~"

It may be a ghost animal made of a cat's name transposition.

Then there's some sort of synthesizer sound, presumably a random timbre.

Fu Han knows how casual these kids are when they write songs.

But the whole beat is already very rich, enough for a black cannon.

Moreover, the beat of this song is full of rhythm, and there is an unspeakable power in it.

Listen carefully, the sense of rhythm almost all comes from the drums.

"This drummer is not bad, who is it?" Fu Han was puzzled for a few seconds.

Then, Wang Haixia's voice sounded.

Wang Haixia's timbre seems to have undergone a simple shift, which is a bit electronic, but it also conceals his timbre.

Of course, Fu Han was too familiar with them, so he could still hear them.

"Half a glass of beer,
I was full of dissatisfaction,

Singing is worse than shouting wheat

The whole world is talking about vomiting..."

Fu Han was dumbfounded when he heard this song, is it directly talking about Chen Yujie when the song comes out at this time?
is not that right?The last time Chen Yujie sang their "Youth Journey", Chen Yujie's fans were still clamoring all day long, saying that they would buy the copyright of "Youth Journey" and turn it into their own song.

There are even many people, far-fetched, saying that "Youth Journey" is Chen Yujie's original creation.

Perhaps Chen Yujie would never have imagined in his dreams that the author of "Youth Journey" is Gu Xiaobai who they crazily insulted.

Now the boss is coming out to fight back, what do you do?How do you respond?
"Now the news is big..."

Fu Han could even think of the overwhelming news on the Internet tomorrow.

"The author of "Youth Journey" is dissatisfied with the fanatical fans of a certain Internet celebrity, writes a satirical song, and becomes popular on the Internet..."

"After the Internet celebrity singer sang the cover, the original singer wrote such a song in response, and the Internet celebrity singer collapsed after only listening to one sentence..."

All kinds of title parties.

As for whether this song can be popular or not.

Such a song with attitude, and it comes out at this topical node, can it not be popular?

Listening further down, Fu Xin felt more toothache the more he listened.

This is a direct slap in the face.

Damn, you are so cruel...

After Wang Haixia sang the first paragraph, Fu Han nodded again and again. Wang Haixia's sense of rhythm and speech speed are good. The two relatively long sentences are all based on sixteenth notes. He is almost a qualified rapper. Of course, In many places, traces of sound correction and beat alignment can still be heard, but this is already very good for Wang Haixia.

Fu Han thought to himself, this is probably Wang Haixia's speech speed practiced in spraying people on weekdays, if the speech speed is slow, he can't spray people...

Then Zhao Mo spoke.

He didn't change his tune. In this world, there are probably no more than ten people who have heard him speak. He sang two songs when he went out to sell songs, but they haven't been recorded yet.

Zhao Mo's voice range is relatively low, very atmospheric.

But the speed of this lyrics slowed down, there were more pauses, but the tone was more ruthless. Not only did Ji Baicai scold him for plagiarism, but the latter part of "what kind of etiquette, righteousness and shame is just a piece of shame", made Fu Han feel ashamed .

The lyrics are written sharply, is it true that people who talk less are more profound?

This group of kids have just come into contact with the entertainment industry, and within two months, they probably have already seen the ugliest things in this industry.

Thinking about this group of young people, they don't have any scruples. They probably scold them if they want to, and they don't think about it at all.

If he really entered this circle, he would not dare to scold him.

like him.

Then Zhou Xianting's voice sounded. He claimed to be the second-ranked singer in 306, but his voice was the least recognizable, a bit of imitation, but his intonation was good, and he didn't do much tuning.

And his lyrics are also very personal.

After Zhou Xianting directly compared those people to "poop", and said, "Let me take a piece of toilet paper and go to the toilet to clean you up", he also added the sound of flushing the toilet, which is neither hilarious nor disgusting. I can't laugh or cry.

This is also... too attitude!

At this point, Fu Han felt that most of the factors for this song to become popular were present, but there was still a lack of an ear-catching melody.

The chorus, the so-called hook, originally means "hook", which is the melody paragraph that hooks your ears.

In this paragraph, the lyrics are not important, what is important is that the melody should be nice.

Generally speaking, rappers will invite some ethereal female voices and high-pitched male voices to help sing the hook. In short, the greater the contrast with the rap part, the better.

In the next second, Gu Xiaobai's hook started:
It is still the smoky voice and opera tone of "Youth Walk":
"Wu Sheng came thousands of miles to slap his face
Wu'an pits you for 40

Wu Mu gold medal palm your mouth

Wu Xiang shoots you thousands of arrows

Marquis Wu grass boat is not as good as you

A body full of arrows piercing the sky..."

Fu Han stared straight at him.

Wu Sheng is Guan Yu who rides thousands of miles alone, Wu An is Bai Qi who kills 40 people, Wu Mu is Yue Fei's twelve gold medals, Wu Xiang is Di Qing's unparalleled archery, Wu Hou is Zhuge Liang's grass boat borrowing arrows, five historical figures and allusions Pull it out, the five famous generals are no match for a slut, and this songwriting style is still the usual Gu Xiaobai.

At this moment, the drum beat suddenly increased, and the voices of several people harmonized:

"You are the cheapest, you are the cheapest!"

"You are the cheapest, you are the cheapest!"

"How can you be so cheap!"

"I see how cheap you can be..."

Then there was another repetition of the previous rap and hook, but this time after the hook was sung, it became a few dramas.

"Hey, bitch, die!"

"You bitch, take your life!"

"Go away, I'll stop this bitch!"

At this moment, the music stopped abruptly, leaving behind an exclamation:
"Ah~ bastard, please forgive me..."

At that moment, Fu Han let out a "poof" and burst out laughing.

The bitch is too strong to be provoked!
He has a feeling that this song will definitely be a divine comedy!
After listening to it once, Fu Han couldn't help listening to it again.

Then listened to it again.

Then plan to listen to it again.

I could hear my legs shaking.

At this moment, he felt a darkness in front of him, and a figure flashed.

Feng He stood in front of him.

"You already know, don't you! Ah, you know, don't you!"

"Bai Mo Tingxia is 306, isn't he! I've been arguing with Xiao Xiazi, isn't he!"

"You knew it a long time ago, but you didn't tell me!"

Fu Han was taken aback for a moment, oops, that's bad, Feng He heard it.

Of course I can hear it, the others in 306 are not as good at covering up their timbre like Gu Xiaobai, it's no wonder that Feng He, who relies on his ears for food, can't hear it!
Besides, the little chivalrous men all said, "You have the word chivalry in your mouth, but you don't know that it's my name", how obvious it is!

But he still pretended to be silly with a playful smile: "What are you talking about, why can't I understand?"

Was spit on by the wind.

"Bah, you are so cheap!"

Then Feng He rushed out with his car, probably looking for Wang Haixia to PK.

After half an hour, I came back unhappy.

"Their bedroom is locked, and let him live an extra night!"

This hatred... is really monstrous.

Fu Han trembled.

(Note: This refers to the competition system of the Korean version of "The King of Masked Singer". The domestic competition system is hard to describe. However, the number of times the Korean version consumes singers is really too fast. It is almost the speed of a meat grinder. There are not so many in China. The singers who can go on stage, the singer reserves are too short...)
(End of this chapter)