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Chapter 2052 Epilogue [-]: Jokes never go out of style
Europe, Geneva.

On a tram, a bearded man spotted an empty seat and sat down.

Then the bearded man turned his head and glanced at his side, and found that the seat next to him was a young lady, his eyes lit up immediately.

During the rest of the journey, he kept glancing at the lady next to him frequently. After a while, the young lady also noticed his gaze, turned around and asked with a smile, "Excuse me, what's the matter?"

"Sorry, miss, you are so beautiful, so I couldn't help but look at you more."

"It's okay, you're handsome too."

After the conversation, the two chatted without a word.

After a while, the fair-skinned and beautiful lady asked the bearded man, "What industry do you work in?"

"you guess?"

"Can not guess."

The bearded man on the plane was dressed in ordinary clothes, and he didn't wear any accessories that could indicate his identity. It was really hard to guess.

At this moment, a MV began to play on the advertising screen on the tram, and the young lady's gaze was immediately attracted to her.

After a long time, when the MV was over, she turned her eyes reluctantly, and heard the bearded man ask, "You like Xiaobai too."

"Yes, you like it too?" The young lady's eyes lit up.

"Of course!" The bearded man nodded and said, "Let me tell you a joke about Xiaobai!"

The young lady's eyes suddenly became brighter: "Okay, okay!"

So, the bearded man started telling jokes:

In a bar, an American with a sunny smile and a bit of an idiot, a Germanic with a high cheekbones and a beard, a black-haired Slav and an Asian with a stack of papers ran into each other on the bar.

They were arguing about what kind of person Gu Xiaobai was.

The American said first, "I know about this. No one in the world knows Xiaobai better than me. He is an excellent acoustician."

The German next to him disagreed. He drank a bottle of beer and slapped the beer bottle heavily: "You know what! Xiaobai is a glorious engineer like me!"

The black-haired Slav put down his vodka and shook his head, "Although I want to support your statement, Xiaobai is actually a theoretical physicist."

The three argued endlessly, and no one could convince the other, so they decided to let the Asians who had been silent all the time comment.

The Asian was lowering his head and holding a pen to write and draw on the paper. He pushed his glasses and said seriously, "Actually, Xiaobai is a particle physicist."

"How dare you!"

"Wie kannst du es wagen!"

"Кактысмеешь!"

The three of them were furious and wanted to beat up the Asian.

The Asian quickly raised the stack of papers in his hand and said, "Okay, okay! Don't hit me! As long as I give this stack of papers a zero, Xiaobai won't be able to be a particle physicist!"

After telling the joke, the bearded man giggled, as if he thought his joke was very funny.

But the young lady didn't smile, she looked at the bearded man in front of her in a daze.

"Xiaobai... isn't he a musician?"

The bearded man slowly squeezed out a "?"

Then, there was a sudden burst of laughter from behind: "Hahahahaha, buddy, you are so funny, hahahahahaha, this is the funniest joke I have ever heard in my life!"

"Really!" Hearing the laughter of the man behind him, the bearded man suddenly became proud.

"You are really cow, this is the funny Soviet joke I have heard hahahahahahahaha."

"Hahahahaha..."

The two of them laughed forward and backward again, without any scruples.

Several people nearby glared at them fiercely.

Then, the bearded man and the little brother at the back began to chat with each other sentence by sentence.

Before halfway through, the two of them were almost good enough to wear a pair of pants.

After a while, the young lady was about to get out of the car, she turned and said to the bearded man.

"Handsome, please leave a contact information."

"No, I have a girlfriend!"

The bearded man waved his hand.

The young lady's face darkened immediately.

After getting out of the car, she took out her mobile phone:
"Jimeis, who knows! I just met a man with a low head and told me a particularly unfunny joke..."

On the tram, the bearded man was about to get off, and the younger brother also stood up together.

A total of three people came down at this stop, except for the bearded man and the little brother, and an Asian followed silently.

"We're going to change trains, by the way, meet Ben, an engineer."

"Charlie, a foreign monk."

The bearded man turned around again and said, "By the way, this is my friend, Wang."

The silent Asian came forward, shook hands with Charlie, then looked at him resentfully, and introduced himself: "Besides, I am the Asian who was almost beaten in the joke just now."

You guys laughed too arrogantly just now, don't worry about my feelings, hey!
Another tram came soon, watching the other party get on the tram, Charlie stayed where he was for a while, unable to speak.

After a long time, he realized that he looked down at his hands, then at the tram that had already left, then turned on his phone and started sending messages:

"Damn it, brothers, guess which great god I just met!"

"Too lazy to guess."

"roll!"

"climb!"

In Geneva, it is very normal to meet a great god.

After all, this is where CERN is located, and the LHC, the world's largest hadron collider, is here.

The physicists doing research here, whoever they take out, are all famous and god-level figures outside.

Everyone has been surprised.

"This one is different today! This one is really great!"

Now, everyone is a little interested.

"Who?"

"Which Nobel laureate?"

"Or Dr. McAfee?"

"Neither of them... this one is much better than these people, this one can make Xiaobai not a physicist as long as he writes a zero with the tip of his pen!"

Thinking of the joke I just heard.

Xiaobai has not yet obtained a master's degree, and still has to take the final exam and write a term paper!

Hahahahaha, so funny.

I don't know if it's ironic or serious...

However, at this stage, when everyone mentions Dongyuan University, they probably dare not be sarcastic.

can only say……

This world-class school is really too strict!
Everyone in the group took a long time to react after hearing this sentence.

"Fuck!"

"Professor Wang? My idol! I have read the article "Exploration and Research on the Geometric Structure and Topological Structure of a New Proton-Positron Collider" co-authored by him and Xiaobai no less than [-] times! Still here? I want to give him one on the spot!"

"Hurry up, hurry up, I want to see myself! No... why hasn't this guy left yet? Shouldn't he have gone back long ago?"

Hearing this sentence, the little brother was also a little puzzled.

That's right, why hasn't Professor Wang left yet?

Based on their new theory, Ren Xiaobai's new toy is almost completed. The new foldable super collider covers an area of ​​no more than ten square kilometers. The cost is several times lower, but it has ten times more power than the LHC. The collision energy level, the structural space shared by SEPC and SPPC, in front of Xiaobai's new toy, the LHC is like a toy.

After a while, Xiaobai's new toy will be debugged, and the LHC, once the pride of mankind around the world, will become the tears of the times.

That's it, Professor Wang hastened to go back to play with new toys, what are you doing here?

"Wait for me, I'll go back and tell you in detail!"

Hurrying back to the dormitory that I shared with my roommate, the little brother told his story and told the joke again.

"Hahahahahaha..." Everyone laughed.

The little brother suddenly felt that something was wrong, he turned his head and took a look.

My roommate, on the left is a German, on the right is a Slav, he himself is an idiot smiling American...

And beside the window sill, there was an Asian sitting.

All three stared at the Asian.

I always feel that this son is definitely not a thing in the pool!
Suddenly, the Asian raised his head and looked out the window.

The little brother also looked out of the window, and then suddenly opened his eyes wide.

In the sky, a giant is slowly approaching.

"That is……"

In front of the dormitory building some years ago, Wang Qiyan picked up his backpack.

"Xiaobai is here to pick me up." With his back to the huge monster flying slowly in the sky, Wang Qiyan stretched out his hand to the bearded man in front of him: "Take care, brother."

"Come back and have a look when you have time!" Ben held his hand reluctantly.

After getting along for so long, although the cultures and backgrounds of the two parties are different, they are his best friends in Geneva.

"When we meet again next time, I'm afraid I have already proved the theory of supersymmetry." Wang Qiyan said.

"Maybe I'll get married next time we meet." Ben was not to be outdone.

The two were silent for a moment.

"dream!"

"You bring your girlfriend back first and let me have a look! Dreamer!"

(End of this chapter)