don't call me singer

Chapter 211 Time and Space Smugglers

Gu Xiaobai lay on the business seat and plugged in his earphones.

A heavy bass sound came from the earphones, and then Matzka, the original singer of "Uncle", played the grainy and deep voice.

"I woke up early in the morning and found that my beard was still unshaven.
In front of the mirror, I am still so chic

So handsome that Zhou Huimin's love germinated instantly
Brother, what do I think and pa..."

"Pfft..." Gu Xiaobai laughed out loud.

Once I hear it, I can't help but want to laugh again.

He hadn't heard the song "Uncle" before, and...it really didn't suit him at all!
Because this song is written and sung for uncles.

It was probably a group of middle-aged uncles who got drunk and teased the beer girl with catchphrases outdated for decades, but the beer girl laughed at him, "You look like my uncle. Uncle, you are old this year, just like my father." s story.

The song is self-deprecating and humorous, upbeat and fast-paced, but...

It's not suitable for Gu Xiaobai at all!

You let the 16-year-old Gu Xiaobai sing "Uncle"?
It's just too difficult, isn't it?
Besides, even if Xiaobai is 36, 46, or even 56 or 66 this year.

It is impossible to experience such a sad mood.

You asked Zun Long, Andy Lau, and Takeshi Kaneshiro to tease the beer girl?

Maybe you'll get a group of them right away, okay?

Besides, the vocal range of this song is low, and the pronunciation is extremely grainy, which is not suitable for Gu Xiaobai's timbre.

If he hadn't known that Gu Xiaobai was actually the original singer of "Youth Walk", Feng He would not have thought of Gu Xiaobai.

Besides Xiaobai, there was no other suitable candidate.

Feng He had to temporarily withdraw from the show due to force majeure, but the program group had already rehearsed almost, and the recording time was approaching, so it was very difficult to change songs or people.

It was too late to change songs, rehearse, and talk about copyright.

Substitution, Feng He is the King of Singers, and another person will directly parachute to the King of Songs to help defend the ring?Who can hold back such a scene?Showing unquestionable singer strength?

If Fu Han goes, of course it is possible, but he has already participated in the Battle of the King of Songs.

Most of the others also have appointments with various variety shows.

At this time, Gu Xiaobai was the only thing Feng He could think of.

"Xiaobai, is it ok? Do you have any questions?" Gu Xiaobai listened to the original song twice, and when the phone beeped, it was Fenghe who sent a message: "How is it? I communicated with the program group, I'm afraid that when we arrive, there will be no time for rehearsal, and it will be up to you to perform on the spot..."

Gu Xiaobai thought for a while and said, "Is there a video of the live rehearsal?"

There is no time to rehearse, and it is impossible for the band to cooperate with me, so I can only cooperate with the band as much as possible.

After getting a copy of the video, Gu Xiaobai listened to it carefully.

The backbone of this song is the bass. In the background of the soundtrack, except for the ride cymbal, it is almost all in the mid-low range.

The heavy bass plays not only the rhythm, but also the melody, which can be said to be very rare.

Because the key of this song is very low and the melody is very simple, it is not the melody-oriented music that Chinese music likes at all. It is rock + reggae, and the core is rhythm and groove.

When it's time to cross the door, the electric guitar sound with a higher range appears, but the bass is still behind, throughout.

In other words, as long as you keep up with Bass, it is impossible to lose track.

For Gu Xiaobai before, it was not a problem to sing this kind of song with accurate pitch or even such a low bass.

But the style of this song is completely outside of pitch and bass, such as rhythm, graininess and roar.

If it was Gu Xiaobai who hadn't gotten the drum, had done rhythm and rhythm training, and received the reward of the dragon's roar, he would be ashamed today.

However, the current Xiaobai is not afraid at all.

But the spiritual aspect of this song...

For Gu Xiaobai, he really couldn't sing!

Feelings are impossible to have feelings!How could Gu Xiaobai understand the distress of the uncles!
Forget it, you can't ask for that much.

Anyway, help Fenghe to protect the song king, and wait for him to come back!

Gu Xiaobai listened to it several times, and felt that it was almost done, so he said to Sister Shan beside him, "I'll sleep for a while."

After laying down the seat and covering it with a blanket, Gu Xiaobai took a deep breath and entered his memory palace.

"Uncle" is already in his music library, Gu Xiaobai went through "Uncle" in the memory palace, separated the bass melody from it, added it to the library as a song, and went through it again.

That's it.

Just as Gu Xiaobai was about to exit his memory palace, he stopped suddenly.

He looked at the nearest shelf in the corner.

On that shelf, there is a small model of a house.

It's like a house model in a sales office.

Small rooms, small doors and windows, small furniture.

This is another "memory palace", but it's not his memory palace, but "Gongzi Xiaobai's".

After Gu Xiaobai entered another body, he habitually built a memory palace, recording all the things that need to be done and the information that needs to be recorded.

Of course, the memory palace didn't happen overnight. He had traveled to "Gongzi Xiaobai" three times. It took a total of nine days. Before he came back for the last time, he finally built the "memory palace".

But he never thought of a question.

Does the memory palace he built in another person's brain belong to him, or to the transmigrated host?Or is it two people?
This time, after he woke up from the trial, there was such a small model in his memory palace.

The appearance of the memory palace is the bedroom of the son Xiaobai in Juguo. Gu Xiaobai wakes up almost every time in this room, so the impression is very deep.

Since the memory palace appeared, Gu Xiaobai hadn't studied it yet. Seeing this small model at this time, Gu Xiaobai looked at it subconsciously.

The moment his consciousness focused on the model, he felt that a door was opened, and countless light spots shone before his eyes.

The next second, his body sank, and when he opened his eyes again, he saw a familiar figure standing beside him.

"Uncle Bai? Huh... I'm in Spring and Autumn again?" Gu Xiaobai was shocked.

What's going on here?

Didn't I start the trial?Could it be that... I can smuggle through time and space through the Memory Palace?
How can I be so awesome?
Gu Xiaobai was frightened by himself.

"Uncle Bai?" The person in front of him frowned and looked at him: "Your Majesty, you are dreaming, my uncle has passed away for more than 20 years..."

"Hey, wait, you're not Uncle Bai? You're Bai Tian! Why are you getting old!" Gu Xiaobai's eyes widened, and he reached out to grab Bai Tian's beard, thinking that Bai Tian with a beard was very funny.

I don't know what it looks like with a beard.

"Huh?" Bai Tian looked at Gu Xiaobai blankly, and after a while, he subconsciously asked, "Mr...Mr.?"

"It's me... What's going on?" Gu Xiaobai stood up and felt that his body became much heavier than before.

He took two steps, and found that he was fat, his legs were bowed, his belly was bulging, and his joints were cracking.

I'm old?

I became an uncle?

"Where am I? Wait, what did you just say? Uncle Bai has been dead for more than 20 years?"

Gu Xiaobai suddenly realized something, and suddenly turned around.

(End of this chapter)