don't call me singer

Chapter 233 This Issue Is Really Too Difficult

The people in the audience were almost spoiled by Gu Xiaobai on the stage.

"Director, when you asked me to be a judge, you didn't say it was so difficult!"

"Yeah, this is hell mode!"

"Director, we strongly recommend that Dashu sing another song!"

"Yes, this time you can't use an extreme voice, you can't roar!"

"We want to hear Teacher Dashu's original voice!"

The host took the opportunity to ask: "Then Mr. Dashu, would you like to have another performance?"

This is the reaction of the directors behind.

Gu Xiaobai has finished the performance, no surprises or dangers, no one was injured, the stage effect is superb!

They have already started to fantasize about what will happen after this episode airs!

Definitely explode!

Compared with the previous issue of "Uncle", the visual effects are much richer, and the overall level has been raised to a new level!
What if there is another issue?

What other tricks can Gu Xiaobai play?

This child is simply an inexhaustible treasure!
"No, no, no more, I don't think your director will welcome me." Gu Xiaobai said, "He must be scolding me in the background."

"This big tree is too big. Not only does it have to change the stage, but it also has to ride a horse on the stage and shoot arrows! Damn, I'm scared to death, you know?"

"No, no." The host was sweating profusely. He heard it in the headset, and the director burst out laughing.

Several on-site directors, one chief director, were funny and helpless in the background, they were also entangled.

Letting Gu Xiaobai take the stage means taking a risk.

But with great risk comes great reward!

"Your sound engineer definitely doesn't welcome me either. I lost the microphone just now, and he must be about to explode."

The sound engineer in a certain corner touched the little heart that was still beating, and nodded desperately.

If it really falls on the ground, the instantaneous impact will damage the microphone, and the explosion may damage the entire sound system, causing performance accidents.

terrible!

"The host definitely doesn't like me either. I talk too much on stage and always grab the show." Gu Xiaobai was talking about grabbing the show, while desperately adding scenes to himself.

The host next to him covered his face and cried.

Am I here to participate in the masking, or to participate in the Tucao Conference?

Gu Xiaobai wearing a mask has a lot of scenes.

Of course, this is the so-called Near Zhu Zhechi, he is Wang Haixia's roommate!

The king's teammate is of course also the king!
"I think only the prop teacher likes me more..." Gu Xiaobai paused, "After all, I will bring my own mask, so you don't have to worry."

"Hahahahaha..." The audience burst out laughing.

"So I won't sing anymore, I have old arms and legs, and I can't keep causing trouble for everyone." Gu Xiaobai spread his hands, "Besides, I am always on stage like this, how can others stand out, right? You have to give young people a chance .”

This sentence is super crazy, but no one feels crazy.

If Gu Xiaobai can have this kind of performance in every episode, it is estimated that he will stand on the stage forever.

"I know you are all very upset with me, but it doesn't matter, Dashu will come back to this stage again in the next issue."

"You have revenge for revenge, revenge for hatred, and torture him severely!" Gu Xiaobai helped Feng He to pull hatred.

This time, the audience really burst into laughter.

Everyone has to shed tears of sympathy for another "big tree".

Seeing that Gu Xiaobai was really about to step down, the singer who attacked last time shouted: "Teacher Dashu! I have a request!"

"Don't sing!" Gu Xiaobai put on a defensive posture.

The audience fell down with laughter.

"I won't let you sing." The female singer said: "Mr. Dashu, can you give me one of the little yellow birds on your head? Let me keep it as a souvenir."

"This...well..." Gu Xiaobai took off a little yellow bird, touched it reluctantly, and then threw it to the jury.

"I also want!"

"And I!"

The judges on the jury table laughed and snatched up.

Gu Xiaobai lost them one by one, only to find that...

"Ah, gone? What should I do, I like these little yellow birds too!"

Otherwise, why should I go out on stage!
My little yellow bird was taken away by you!
"It's okay, didn't you say that the prop teacher likes you? You can ask him to make it for you again, and let him make it for you as much as you want!" The host hurriedly coaxed Gu Xiaobai off the stage, "Teacher Dashu, let's hurry to the back Rest, if you continue talking, you will even steal my job."

Dashu finally stepped down.

The front finally returned to the rhythm of the host.

He wiped his sweat and said, "Oh, it's too difficult, this period is really too difficult. Next time Teacher Dashu comes again, can I also be a judge? Standing on this stage is really too difficult!"

"Don't come, don't come, it's difficult for us!" The judges in the audience waved their hands again and again.

Next to him, the singer who had been left out for a long time sighed and said, "The most difficult thing here is me, okay?... I originally thought that this time I was going on stage to compete with Mr. Dashu in singing. This is already hell... "

"Unexpectedly, I have to ride a horse, shoot an arrow, and wear two masks!" The singer shook his head: "It's too difficult for me, it's really too difficult for me! I'd better go back to acting..."

He stomped his feet fiercely: "Why is it so difficult to be a singer these days!"

"Hahahaha..." Everyone shook their heads again and again, it was really too difficult!

All of a sudden, the matter of "singing" was raised to the difficulty of hell!

The front desk has already been made difficult like this, and the performance of the backstage is even more difficult.

As soon as Gu Xiaobai returned to his lounge, someone from the director's team came over to complain.

"Mr. Xiaobai, what happened to that horse? Why did another horse suddenly come?! Where is the horse? Where did you hide?"

As he said that, he was still looking around in the lounge, as if such a big horse could be hidden in the lounge.

Gu Xiaobai was at a loss: "What horse? Didn't you prepare the horse?"

director:"……????"

Gu Xiaobai: "?????"

The two stared wide-eyed.

"Also, Teacher Xiaobai, please let us know in advance what you want to do in the future, we are almost scared to death in the background, you don't know how much trouble may happen today..."

"Sorry, I will definitely pay attention next time." Gu Xiaobai smiled, showing a "sincere" smile.

Ah!
The director was blinded by Gu Xiaobai's handsome and sincere smile, and was almost brainwashed, forgetting even the trouble.

After a while, the director started rubbing his hands again, and said with a sneer, "That...Mr. Dashu, do you want to have a few more episodes?"

"It's not going to go, Brother Feng's recovery is almost over, and he will be on stage soon." Gu Xiaobai said.

"That's not a conflict, you two can go on stage together."

"Then grab Brother Feng's challenger? I can't beat Brother Feng." Gu Xiaobai said.

Can't beat the wind and peace?As for Fenghe, the kind of war scum who can lose his waist even in rehearsal, with your fighting power, wouldn't you tear him down with your bare hands?
Thinking of this, the director suddenly shuddered. Those people who blacked out Gu Xiaobai all day long and wanted to pour Gu Xiaobai sulfuric acid are still alive.

What did I just say?Have I angered Teacher Xiaobai?Can I live to see the sun of tomorrow?

"Then why don't you come to be an assistant guest during the peak performance?" The director also became cautious when speaking, "It will be great for two big trees to go on stage together!"

"Hmm..." Gu Xiaobai said, "Let me think about it."

Don't dare to talk too much, maybe Fenghe really needs someone to help out.

Helping Brother Han and not helping Brother Feng, isn't that treating one more than another?

The two of them are going to fight.

"Okay, then I won't bother you. You should think about it carefully. If you have any requests, just ask... That is, don't ride a horse again..." The director hurriedly said goodbye, went out, wiped his sweat, and exhaled tone.

Damn, this is too difficult!
too difficult!
(End of this chapter)