don't call me singer

Chapter 300 The Pants Are Lost
Ye Weiyuan raised his head like this, but was suddenly stopped.

"Hello..." A buck-toothed uncle smiled all over his face, "Welcome to Dongcheng..."

Ye Weiyuan was taken aback for a moment, and then secretly rejoiced that he was recognized by fans?

It's not in vain that I posted a preview of my itinerary for coming to Dongcheng on the Internet!
La la la la, sure enough, I am also on fire!
Um, is it for an autograph or a photo?Shall I carry it a little bit?

Why are my fans all this kind of greasy uncle, obviously Teacher Xiaobai's fans are all beautiful young ladies!

Before he could run through all the thoughts in his heart, he heard Uncle Baoya say mysteriously: "Do you want tickets, you two? Tickets for the concert! It's cheap!"

Two people:"……"

It's not a fan, it's just a scalper!
However, their eyes lit up when they heard the tickets for the concert.

"Do you have tickets for the concert? Is it a ticket for the school song competition?" Although the two of them were invited guests, the tickets for this school song competition are really in high demand. The free tickets for both of them are not enough. The eighth aunt, the second cousin, the third brother-in-law and the daughter-in-law all wanted to come and see Xiaobai, and they were on the verge of fighting for a few tickets.

There is no way, middle age is not easy, for the harmony of the family, I can only sacrifice myself and give up my tickets.

Anyway, when the time comes, you can enter from the backstage passage, and then watch the performance next to the stage, or find an aisle...

Alas, what a pitiful one.

We are invited guests!

But the landlord's family has no food left now!
Who doesn't want to sit in the auditorium and watch the performance comfortably, and if there are tickets, of course we want to buy them too!
Hearing two people say "School Song Contest", the scalper's eyes flashed with disappointment, and then lit up again: "Tickets for the School Song Contest? No, no, no, it's much better than that..."

better than that?
The two were at a loss, at this moment, what could be better than tickets for the school song contest?

"Of course it's a ticket for Chen Yujie's concert! The Olympic Sports Center will be singing, and the best ticket in the venue, the original price is 668. You can only buy this with a fan code, and you can't buy it if you're not a fan! I only sell you 700 yuan, earning hard work!"

Tao Ran: "..."

Ye Weiyuan: "..."

roll!
Seeing the two people turn around and leave, the scalper chased after him again: "Hey, don't go, don't go! Don't you know Chen Yujie? The one who is super popular on the Internet now, the one who has appeared in "Battle of the King of Songs"... like this Well, I'll sell at a loss, 600!"

"Is 300 okay? 300... I'm already a real price!"

"It can't be less, if it is less, I will lose to death... 300 yuan buy one get one free..."

Today's taxi was not very easy, so the two of them simply took a special taxi. While waiting for the bus, they saw the scalper shouting: "50 yuan a piece, 50 yuan a piece! Tickets for Chen Yujie's concert, 50 yuan If you can’t buy it for [-] yuan, you will suffer a loss, and if you can’t buy it, you will be fooled... Oops, I’m so sorry... I’m really going to jump off the building..."

After a while, he finally managed to sell the tickets to two people who looked like students. The scalper grinned like a simple old farmer who had worked hard for a whole year and finally saw the harvest.

Ye Weiyuan couldn't hold back his curiosity, so he leaned forward and asked, "Your 50 yuan per ticket, I'm afraid you lost all your pants..."

"It's okay, it's okay." The scalper finally sold it, and grinned, "I actually received these tickets for 30 yuan each from the group... I thought I could always get a few tickets. A fool bought it at the original price, but who would have thought that no one would buy it? Fortunately, it was sold, and I added a chicken leg for myself at noon..."

"30..." No matter what Tao Ran said, he is also a person who has held many solo concerts. Hearing this, his face turned green, "Such a low ticket price? I lost my pants for this concert..."

"No way, what you buy is not what you sell. I heard that fans on the Internet snatched up a lot of tickets on the first day, 680 tickets, and they didn't even blink... Tsk tsk, I really want to cheat first. Fool, eat fans first..."

"..." Tao Ran didn't know what to say.

"But it is true that the lost pants are all lost. My previous family, the one I bought tickets for 30 tickets, the big scalper, sells tens of thousands of tickets every year. This time, I snatched hundreds of tickets at the original price. I probably lost hundreds of thousands of money for buying fan codes from fans at a high price, and I can’t cry right now..."

"So miserable?" Ye Weiyuan had never been popular before, and his singing was at most at the level of a live house, and the ticket sales were all based on chance, and his face turned pale when he heard the words.

The rivers and lakes of scalpers are also terrible!
"No, let me just say, this person, vision is very important, don't look at this Chen Yujie who is so popular on the Internet, and the fans are bluffing all day long, he is like a superstar. Dare to set the ticket price so high, in fact, except for those blah fans, passers-by don’t care much, they just try their best to collect fans’ money... I was persuaded to stock up when I went to the house, but I survived and didn’t buy it. , Otherwise, I would be the one who jumped off the building at this moment. They have a big business, and they can hold on this time. If it were me, I’m afraid I really jumped off the building. Let me tell you, this kind of person is like box office poison, you can’t touch it, It's bad luck!"

Ye Weiyuan nodded again and again, so it is so, so it is!learned!
"But it's his unlucky luck. He just happened to meet Dongyuan University's school song competition. Our Dongyuan University is awesome!" Speaking of Dongyuan University, the scalper brother who looked like a local said Showing a simple and proud expression, he wiped off his sweat and waved his hand: "Let me just say, it will be no good to fight against our Dongyuan University and our Xiaobai!"

"If we, Xiaobai, have a concert, I'll buy dozens of them and not sell them! Take the whole family to the concert! What are you trying to do with the money? Isn't it just for fun!"

……

At the same time, at the high-speed rail station in Dongcheng, Mr. Hong drove to the high-speed rail station again. Today he was ordered to pick up Gu Ping and his wife.

If possible, he really didn't want to come to pick up the couple, after all, the couple had already suffered internal injuries from the abuse last time.

Who came to see his son, but he didn't even see his son, and instead ran to the obstetrician for an obstetrical examination, preparing to practice trumpet!

Moreover, I heard that the trumpet has not been practiced in the end!
Scum!
But now that Honglie's security guards are on the scene to support the security mission of this school song competition, Gu Xiaobai can't leave anyone beside him, and besides him, no one else knows Gu Ping and his wife!
Only he came.

One disadvantage of being a bodyguard is that even if it is a job you don't want to do, as long as it is within your duties, you must do it!

Seeing Gu Ping and his wife coming out of the station from a distance, Mr. Hong immediately showed a professional smile and went forward.

"You two have worked hard. The competition is very fierce this time. If you two can come to support Xiaobai's competition, Xiaobai will definitely win the first place..."

"Yeah... This kid actually won the first place without support." Gu Ping nodded perfunctorily, and then asked Mr. Hong, "I heard that Sun Jiagao is here too?"

"Sun Jiagao? Uh...he's on the invitation list..." Mr. Hong nodded.

"Great, great..." Zhang Xuecui was very happy, "Have you seen him? Is he as handsome as on TV? What is he singing this time? Husband, we have been married for almost 20 years, and finally I have fulfilled my dream back then, and now I can listen to Sun Jiagao's concert!"

"Look, it's still useful to have a son!" Gu Ping rattled the two tickets in his hand, his expression frightened. Although raising a son is a bit tiring, no, it came in handy!It is my credit to have a son! Y chromosome!
President Hong: "..."

Go back and ask Xiaobai if he would like to change his surname to Hong!

Such scumbag parents, don't want them in the future!
No more!
Although he was roaring in his heart, Mr. Hong still stepped forward graciously, and helped Gu Ping carry the luggage, and his hands sank, dead heavy.

What is this?All kinds of weird ideas flashed in Mr. Hong's mind.

"Oh, I'll carry it by myself, it's a bit heavy... I brought some lamb crutches I made for Xiaobai. Xiaobai likes to eat it, so let his classmates taste it too."

Gu Ping moved his right hand wrapped with Band-Aid, and grinned.

Bah, duplicity parents!
(End of this chapter)