don't call me singer

Chapter 379 The Little Crocodile's Song

In fact, those who follow Dongyuan University's school song competition are very familiar with this girl.

The "Grandma Ballad" she sang last time has become a must-listen for many people before going to bed.

The soft and waxy Wu Yin makes the listeners feel soft to the bone. Many people have a problem after listening to her song.

Only by listening to her singing can I fall asleep peacefully.

Today, is there another song that you must listen to before going to bed?
But there were still a lot of people whose complexions suddenly became brighter.

In fact, this song "Schnappi" is actually very famous, and most people have heard it.

It also has a name called "Naughty Little Crocodile" or "Song of Little Crocodile".

This very playful nursery rhyme once became popular all over the world and occupied various charts. I don’t know how many kings and queens have fallen in front of it, but Chinese people don’t like it very much because it has a name...

On the stage, Wen Xiaowen moved a bar stool and sat on the left side of the center of the stage.

The girl in a white dress sat down quietly.

All the people present had their impression of her from "Grandma Ballad", and they couldn't help smiling when they saw her.

In fact, such a girl doesn't seem to have any aggressiveness, so it's hard for people to feel bad for her.

Then, they heard Wen Xiaowen singing in a low voice.

"Ich bin Schnappi das kleine Krokodil
(My name is Bite, I'm a little crocodile)
komm aus gypten, das liegt direkt am Nil
(I live in Egypt, on the banks of the Nile)..."

Playful and lovely nursery rhymes, accompanied by a soft voice, it sounds special.

but……

"What is she singing about?"

"German."

"Is it German? How can I listen... Are you a fool? You know how to cry?"

"You heard wrong."

"Did I hear it wrong?"

I think that's what I'm singing.

Go ahead and listen.

Then I heard Wen Xiaowen sing to the end:

"schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp
(Bite, bite, bite, bite, bite)
schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp
(Bite, bite, bite, bite, bite)..."

"Who is that idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot..."

"You are that idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot..."

Off stage: "..."

Fall, what is this singing about? Fall!
I'm not stupid!

This is a school singing competition, or a cursing competition!
Why are everyone so scolding!

This is even better, you can't talk back even though you know she's calling you stupid!
You see, the judges and distinguished guests in front are all shaking their heads, their faces full of intoxication.

Bah, don't think I don't know, you're also scolding mothers in your heart, you're just pretending to be innocent!
But listening to it, I couldn't help but burst into tears.

The more joyous the quarrel just now, the more violent the tears flow now.

Yes, that's right, I'm silly B!

I am that big fool B!

How could I be so stupid to come to this venue, but I lost my dignity, my body, my soul, and my virginity... No, integrity!

I don't want Fengu Xiaobai!

But why is Gu Xiaobai on the stage so handsome!

The appearance of the drum stick waving, shaking the world, has already broken my heart.

The momentum of drawing swords and dancing, breaking the flow of time and space, has already cut my heart to pieces.

It will never be possible to go back to the way it was.

Why did I see such a performance?
How can you let me go back to see my idol again?

What a fool I am!

Just let me die here...

Of course, only some of the people were crying now.

Most of the people in the field have a sense of superiority psychologically at this moment.

They were originally students of Dongyuan University, or fans of Gu Xiaobai.

Ah ha ha ha ha, you fools, are you dumbfounded!

I am still wiser!
When Wen Xiaowen's song ended, they immediately applauded loudly.

Hearing the people around him clapping loudly, those who were scolded quickly applauded too.

It doesn't matter, I may be stupid, but others don't know what I am like!
I'm just in Cao Ying and my heart is in Han!

While applauding, he kicked the insulting banner under the seat vigorously.

Fear of being seen.

Wen Xiaowen was on the stage, bowed to the stage with a smile, then pulled her white skirt and ran to the backstage happily.

At this moment, many people who were so scolded that they couldn't lift their heads just now were wondering.

This girl... Did she choose such a song on purpose?
It's impossible for such an innocent and pure girl to be so vicious, right?
All the competitions were finally over, and a staff member came over with a ballot box and asked everyone to vote.

Everyone voted with complicated emotions, and then waited for the results to be announced with even more complicated emotions.

Then they see...

The others around were already preparing to leave.

"what's the situation?"

"Aren't you waiting to announce the results?"

In the end, they just got a blank look from the side: "Is this your first time watching the school song competition?"

"The results of the school song debriefing competition will not be announced on the spot, because it is a paper vote, all statistics need to be videotaped, and the final statistics also need to be notarized."

"And for such a big event, of course we have to hold a special awards ceremony!"

what?
We watched it here, and it fell. You told us that there will be no results and no awards?

My pants are all off, you want me to watch this?
These people who originally wanted to make trouble but were fans were all dumbfounded.

But what can they do?

Are you waiting here until the award ceremony begins?Then I don't know the year of the monkey and the month of the horse.

In the crowd, the police uncle and the special service personnel are waiting in full battle.

He still remembers that time when Gu Xiaobai sang "Can You Be a Teenager" on the stage and exposed his identity as a "big tree", the fans at the scene immediately fought, almost knocking out the dog's brains.

So this time, he brought more police force.

Who would have thought...

The place was silent.

Everyone lined up in an orderly manner.

It's just that some people were inexplicably excited and kept talking about the performance with the people around them.

And some people have been silent.

When they walked out of the stadium, they turned their heads and looked at the stadium where the lights had been turned off.

At the back of the stage, Gu Xiaobai and Jiang Wei were sitting on chairs backstage, with two long knives leaning against them.

The two held an ice cream in each hand and licked it slowly.

Beside them, there were a few ice creams scattered on the ground that had melted before they were finished.

Gu Xiaobai raised his head, the sky was full of stars.

"I miss them."

"Me too."

……

Thousands of miles away, Yu Cong'an is being interviewed.

Facing a beautiful female reporter, he answered a few questions and then asked:

"May I take this opportunity to thank one person in particular?"

"Okay, who would you like to thank?"

The female reporter asked with her eyes wide open.

Is it your own coach, or your parents?
Yu Cong'an picked up the medal around his neck and held it up high.

"Xiaobai, thank you, I heard your song! I did it! We did it!"

"we are the champion!"

　Last night I bought, bought and bought until midnight...

　　so sleepy today...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)