don't call me singer

Chapter 501 You Never Want To Hurt Me

On the stage, Gu Xiaobai stood quietly for a few seconds, finally smiled slightly, turned around, reached out and patted the shoulders of the people behind him, and reached out to touch the head of a boy who looked obviously still young.

The boy was not tall, and when his head was touched at this moment, his whole face turned red all of a sudden, and his whole body was shaking with excitement.

Woohoo, I was patted on the head by Mr. Champion Hou.

Seeing his excited appearance, several people nearby went up and touched his head to bully him, but he shook them away.

You don't want to touch my head!Believe it or not, I will chop you with a knife!I have never washed my hair in my entire life!
Gu Xiaobai watched them interact, smiled, and waved to the audience, the staff rushed up to distribute ice cream!

This knife dance is really too difficult, it is not something ordinary people can dance!
These few people were actually selected by Gu Xiaobai from among his [-] cavalry, and they are the best swordsmen!

So, although there are different heights, fat and thin, and a lot of age difference, but there is no way, these five people can be combined...

A knife dance is actually not long, about a minute or so. This kind of highly concentrated dance is very tiring.

Because there was still time, Gu Xiaobai was not in a hurry to let a few people go down. He also brought an ice cream over, licked it, and walked back to Ma Pianran's direction.

Ma Pianran is still numb now, she stared blankly at Gu Xiaobai at this moment, and said after a while:

"Oh my goodness……"

"God, let me calm down for a while..."

"Xiaobai, Auntie is getting old, can you remind me next time!"

"I reminded you, it looks more dangerous..." Gu Xiaobai grinned.

"It looks more dangerous... Was it just that it looked more dangerous just now?" Ma Pianran was going crazy, "Xiaobai, promise Auntie, never do this kind of sword dance in the future!"

"Actually, it's not as dangerous as you think..." Gu Xiaobai said, "We practiced well."

"That won't work either! Promise to Auntie!" Ma Pianran said with a serious face, "If you don't believe me, ask the audience off the stage!"

"Correct!"

"Too dangerous!"

"Don't dance again!"

That's right, don't dance anymore!

In this way, we are the only people in the world who have seen this kind of knife dance live!
Gu Xiaobai grinned. In fact, it will not be easy for him to dance in the future.

I really can't find five people who can cooperate with him tacitly and dance the knife dance like this!

"Okay, then I will try not to dance in the future..." Gu Xiaobai said, "But we have practiced, so it is really not as dangerous as you think... If you don't believe me, I will show you a little trick."

Ma Pianran quickly asked: "Is this little trick dangerous? Do I need to step down and hide for a while?"

"No, this is really not dangerous." Gu Xiaobai waved his hand to the bottom of the stage again.

Under the stage, several staff lifted up a thick wooden board with a human silhouette on it.

"Auntie, please stand in front of the board..." Gu Xiaobai said to Ma Pianran.

Ma Pianran stood up in a daze, and then suddenly found that Gu Xiaobai was reaching for the knife, she was shocked: "You don't want to lie to me! You must be dissatisfied with Auntie!"

"No, really not..."

"Not yet? Do you want to play the game of throwing knives and shooting people?" Ma Pianran desperately shook her head, "Aunt Ma is living well now, and she doesn't want to die at all!"

"Alas..." Gu Xiaobai shook his head, then said to the young man behind him, "Xiao Zuo, go stand there..."

While licking the ice cream, Xiao Zuo responded and walked towards the board.

"No, no, no! This is too dangerous! This is absolutely unacceptable!" Ma Pianran sternly refused, "No one can stand there! Whatever you want to perform, just perform like this!"

As he said that, Ma Pianran waved to the staff: "Get out of the way! It's dangerous!"

"Really, you guys have a little confidence in me, okay?"

Gu Xiaobai was holding the ice cream with his left hand, and with his right hand, he drew the knife with a "clang" and flicked it casually.

With a sound of "dong", the light of the knife flashed, and the long knife in Gu Xiaobai's hand had been directly nailed to the center of the figure's head on the wooden board.

Looking at the long knife stuck in the middle of the head that was still "buzzing" and trembling, Ma Pianran was furious: "Xiaobai, you still said that you have no dissatisfaction with Auntie!"

You clearly want to kill Auntie me!

With this knife coming, if I stand there, auntie, my head will explode!

"No more..." Gu Xiaobai turned around, and the boy Xiao Zuo had already brought up his long knife.

Gu Xiaobai licked the ice cream, drew and swung the knife.

"Chop chop chop chop chop..." Five long knives, like five streamers, were nailed to the limbs of the human figure on the wooden board.

The six long knives seemed to have been inserted directly with a ruler, and there was almost no gap between them.

"See, we've all practiced like this before." Gu Xiaobai pulled back his long knife, and said to Ma Pianran, "Are you sure you don't want to try it? You won't miss it..."

"No, you don't want to harm Auntie!" Ma Pianran desperately shook her head.

I will not be fooled by you!I will definitely not commit suicide!

Gu Xiaobai shrugged, and the six long knives "chop chop chop..." shot out again.

This time, all the long knives were accurately shot outside the outline of the human figure.

The top of the head, the underarms, the side of the neck, the crotch...

At this moment, the audience under the stage understood.

Why did Gu Xiaobai perform this knife dance?
He is telling people all over the world.

Damn, who said that Lao Tzu's bodyguards wanted to kill and missed?
Who said that Lao Tzu's bodyguard had the intention of murdering?

I want you to die today, can you live past the third watch?
I have to say that this knife dance, coupled with this knife shooting performance, is really convincing.

And, it's more than just a show.

This time, Gu Xiaobai really told the world what the knife dance is!
If you haven't been able to play the sword like this, don't say you know how to dance the sword! ! !
"Auntie, don't you really want to try it? It's fun!" Gu Xiaobai was still trying to confuse Ma Pianran.

"No, absolutely not."

Over there, the boy Xiao Zuo had already drawn his knife, and threw it away to play by himself.

"Chop chop chop..."

The sword is approaching the next three roads.

Everyone looked at the boy named Xiao Zuo speechlessly.

This kid, maybe fifteen or sixteen years old, why is he so... skinny.

It hurts to look at the position where he shoots!

No, this age is the most skinny time!
Fortunately, a man in his 30s next to him glared at him, dragged him to the side, and then another person took Gu Xiaobai's long knife and handed it to Gu Xiaobai with both hands.

"Forget it." Gu Xiaobai put the long knife back into its sheath, "Then I will send my brothers off stage first."

Gu Xiaobai reached out and touched the boy Xiaozuo's head again: "Still playing, eat quickly, it's almost melted!"

The teenager Xiaozuo grinned, quickly took two mouthfuls of ice cream, then covered his head and gasped.

Everyone off the stage didn't know whether to laugh or say something...

How can ice cream be so delicious, stupid!
A child is a child!

But this kid, when he dances, is amazing!
One day, this kid should also be a superstar on stage.

What they didn't know was that this was the first and possibly the last time this boy ate ice cream in his life.

There is only 5 minutes of fate between them and this world.

In 5 minutes, they will go back to more than 2000 years ago forever.

Gu Xiaobai shook his head and sent a few people off the stage. After a few minutes, he returned to the stage with some ice cream left, and sat back on his sofa.

(End of this chapter)