don't call me singer

Chapter 517 A Bowl of Kimchi Rice
Backstage, Gu Xiaobai was drowsy, half asleep and half awake.

At the front desk, this exchange performance, which has evolved from "Chinese and Korean college students" to a duel between artists from the two countries, has already begun.

The first to appear on stage was a combination of Korean college students, which was considered a hot spot.

They sang and danced lively on the stage, and when the performance was over, everyone off the stage applauded sparsely.

Then another winner of Dongyuan University's school song competition came on stage, and the applause was a bit sparse.

At this time, even if it is one of my own people, I can't support it.

The entire audience is very nervous now.

Next to it, the cameras of Dongcheng TV Station and a Korean TV station have been set up. This show will be broadcast directly on two satellite stations, one is Dongcheng TV Station, the other is SBS, and Seoul TV Station.

Dongcheng TV Station is not considered a star in domestic ratings, but it can cover a whole province. In this province alone, there are as many as 1 million people.

And SBS is one of the largest private TV stations in South Korea. Although the population of South Korea is only 4000 million, its influence should not be underestimated.

The live broadcast of this exchange performance to the two countries was originally a symbol of cultural exchange, integration, and friendship between the two sides.

But now, the scene was filled with an unspeakable smell of gunpowder.

In addition to the live broadcasts of these two TV stations, there were also many network anchors present. At this moment, they all erected their mobile phones and connected countless viewers on the network.

On the Internet, there are dozens or hundreds of times more people than the live audience, paying attention to this performance.

They did not choose to watch the live broadcast of Dongcheng TV Station, but chose to watch the show in the live broadcast room with their familiar anchors and companions.

Or, they watched the live broadcast on the sofa while watching it in the live broadcast room.

In fact, at this moment, it is the Chinese netizens who are paying attention to this performance?
Korean netizens are also watching on the Internet in front of the TV at this moment, ready to support their artists at any time.

This is a war without gunpowder.

A war of culture, art and music between China and South Korea.

It can be said that this is the second half of the previous "Knife Dance" dispute.

Moreover, there is no referee for the outcome of this performance, and the outcome is always in the heart, even if they want to blow the whistle, they can't blow it.

Of course, before the performance officially started, netizens from China and South Korea had already sparred each other on the Internet.

Chinese netizens appeared on naver, while Korean netizens also appeared in the Chinese live broadcast room.

All kinds of trash talking to each other.

"Cunning Korean Bangzi, we agreed on a student performance, and finally invited people from the art troupe, why? Knowing that we can't compare with our little brother Baiyao, brother Nan Min Wenwen, did you cry and call the parents?"

"Despicable stick, did you intentionally infect us Xiaobai, making us Xiaobai catch a cold and have a fever?"

"My heart hurts to death, Xiaobai, get well soon, beat them up!"

"No, Xiaobai can rest as soon as possible, don't go on stage..."

Chinese netizens are extremely disdainful of South Korea's actions, and at the same time feel very sorry for Gu Xiaobai's condition.

When the temperature reached 39 degrees, I couldn't stand up anymore, and I still have to go on stage. I really feel so distressed!

What if my Xiaobai's clever head burns out and becomes stupid?
South Korean netizens are supporting their own artists.

"It's your honor to have our top Korean artist perform for you!"

"Yes, if you have the ability, you Chinese also invite your parents to come!"

"Hurry up and kneel and watch, don't break your knees then!"

In fact, they belong to a similar cultural circle. Although they don't understand the language, there are some similarities when they quarrel.

With the help of translation software and seven guesses, the two sides quarreled so much that you came and I went back and forth.

Amidst this quarrel, the first performance of the Seoul Arts Troupe began.

Korean traditional dance "Flower Crown Dance".

More than a dozen dancers came to the stage, wearing gorgeous Hanbok with two rainbow-colored long sleeves on both hands.

It's just that the long sleeves are only over one meter long, far less long than the Chinese water sleeve dance.

There was silence off the stage, and the next second, the accompaniment of "Corolla Dance" sounded.

At that moment, there was a sound of "Fuck" under the stage.

What is this!
What a rotten thing!

It's so ugly!
Please save my ears!

Although Korean traditional music has been greatly influenced by China, it also retains its own characteristics.

One of the biggest features is that it is often three tones and four tones.

现代的自然大调，是1、2、3、4、5、6、7。

The traditional Chinese pentatonic mode is 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, and singing it backwards is "a laugh from the sea".

The pentatonic tone of traditional Japanese music is often 1, 2, 3, 6, 7, highlighting a dissonant interval, so traditional Japanese music sounds very weird.

而韩国的调式……它往往更古怪，只在1、2、3、5、6里面，选三个或者四个。

Another feature is that Korean traditional music has a unique rhythm, often in triple time.

However, their triple beat is different from the common triple beat. It is not a fixed beat. The Koreans call it "long and short".

In addition, what is even more speechless is its commonly used musical instruments.

The musical instruments of Korean traditional music can probably be regarded as simplified and shrunk versions of Chinese musical instruments...

Gayageum is a low-profile guzheng, Xuanqin is a low-profile guqin, Xiqin is an erhu, and Yazheng is a zither from China...

Both the big flute and the small flute have no resonant membrane, and other flutes, short flutes, Taiping flutes, Shenghuang and the like... are either fake or shrunken versions.

In fact, most of these musical instruments were passed down from the Tang Dynasty in China.

Chinese music in the Tang Dynasty not only influenced Japan, but also South Korea.

However, in the next 1000 years, Chinese musical instruments, music and dance developed rapidly, but South Korea and Japan did not make any progress, and... the musicians in Japan and South Korea did not seem to have learned everything, did not learn well, and the craftsmen who made musical instruments , It seems that some skills are not perfect.

So after more than 1000 years, the more it spreads, the more it changes...

At this time, the corolla dance was played with Dadi, Short Xiao, Xiqin and Gayageum to the soundtrack, accompanied by the inexplicable "length".

This is Korea... a hallowed traditional artist?

Is this the traditional art that Korea regards as a treasure?

And the Korean dancer on the stage, waving the rainbow long sleeves, why is it so like a square dancing aunt?

No, my grandma can slap them when she dances to Burn Your Calories!

All the audience present, as well as the audience on the Internet, were silent for a while.

Before these Korean dancers came to the stage to perform, they were actually quite worried.

What if the Korean dancers are really good-looking, half, no, one-tenth of Xiaobai's knife dance, and we can't help but cheer?
At that time, they were as tangled as people sitting in a Michelin restaurant with a hungry stomach and resisting the temptation of a big meal.

Don't drool!Don't drool!
At this moment, the waiter in a clean white uniform brought the dinner on a huge silver plate.

He looked at you proudly: "This is our best signature dish, please enjoy it slowly, don't get too excited and lose your manners."

The lid on the dinner plate was lifted, revealing a bowl of kimchi rice underneath.

Now, there are only three letters to express the mood of the audience.

WTF?
(End of this chapter)