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Chapter 547 "Meow is Cool"! (Happy New Year everyone)

These six lines of lyrics are tailor-made for cat lovers. Cats are cute, stupid and crazy.

No one knows what they are thinking.

Sometimes, they lie on the sofa every day stretching and refuse to get up, sometimes they suddenly jump and bark on the ground like crazy, and sometimes they sit down suddenly and stare blankly at the tap that is not closed tightly, as if that is the most interesting thing. same thing.

And the teenagers on the stage danced so cutely that people couldn't help but want to reach out and touch the ears on their heads.

After the six lines of lyrics were sung, the more than ten teenagers on the stage had already let go at this moment.

The so-called shame, if you have been ashamed, you will feel particularly high. Several people in 306 have experienced this kind of thing.

Now it's the turn of the Shizi Dance Troupe.

How can one be considered an excellent artist without experiencing such a scene, right?

Wearing furry cat ears, they bouncing around with the rhythm on the stage. It seems that there is no structure, but in fact they are scattered and not chaotic, and the visual effect is very good.

In Linzi 700 years ago, they were also the masters of the dance forest in Qi State, and they were also masters of the six arts of gentlemen.

He is proficient in ritual, music, archery, imperialism, calligraphy, and mathematics.

In that era when China's music level was already highly developed and could even lead the world, these teenagers were actually far more powerful than they appeared on the surface.

And after letting go, they began to look at the audience, flirting with the girls off the stage.

Anyone who dares to tease little moths in the market in Linzi is a good stubble!

They waved their cat's paws and fired at the girls off the stage, making them laugh like crazy.

Xiaobai, where did you recruit this group of little fellows?

Could it be his classmate?
No, his classmates are not so young!
But each one feels great!
Oops, it seems that they are all taken home and raised!Raise it!
After the first stanza was finished, the Zhoujiu Band was lifted up on the stage around the stage again, and they took over the accompaniment. The rhythm of the music changed, and the gorgeous arrangement suddenly filled the audience, and the rhythm suddenly accelerated, "Boom With a sound, the audience suddenly entered the rhythm of dance music.

The strong rhythm of the drummer took over the snapping of the audience's fingers, and then the four people in 306 and more than a dozen scholars suddenly interspersed back and forth, and stood in neat rows in an instant, nodding their heads neatly, holding cats Claw punches, raised hands, twisted the body, and danced in a uniform dance like a cat washing its face.

"I'm a cat, meow, meow, I don't like to catch mice
I'm a cat, meow, meow, I'm a little confused

I am a cat, ah, ah, I vomit after eating dried fish

I am a cat, woo, woo, the coolest in the world..."

When this passage sounded, almost everyone below the stage had already held their cat claw fists and swayed to the rhythm.

306's song not only brainwashes the lyrics and song, but also brainwashes its dance!
The "Tsundere Dance" last time and the "Cat's Claw Dance" this time are really brainwashing.

Also, the lyrics are fun!

When the last line of "the coolest in the world" was sung, more than a dozen teenagers on the stage jumped forward in unison, hugged their shoulders, made a cool gesture, raised their heads proudly, and looked at off the stage.

Wang Haixia also took out a pair of sunglasses and put them on for himself, which made the audience laugh out loud.

At this moment, the music changed again. The music and lyrics are as fickle as a cat.

Then, Wang Haixia turned around and pointed to Gu Xiaobai who was standing in the center of the stage: "Xiaobai, hook!"

Gu Xiaobai took a step forward, raised the microphone in his hand, raised his head, and a high-pitched, loud hook sounded.

"Meow~~ When the claws are raised, the wind and thunder move..."

When Gu Xiaobai sang the first line, the people off the stage were startled.

This song is the chorus part of "Song of God and Man"!

Didn't you say that you won't sing "Song of the Gods" this time?

However, it is not surprising that the same elements are used in two songs.

But...the lyrics are so stupid and cute!
Obviously "Song of God and Man" is so domineering, okay?

My flute sounds and dragons dance everywhere
My long silk waved Hongxialuo
I lifted the drumstick and rolled the thunder to
I let out a long howl
I am Tian Zhong Jun Si Chen Duo,
I am the Kunlun applaud the blessings and misfortunes!
How cool!

But now...

The wind and thunder move when the meow claw is raised?

Meow?

You little cat, do you really think you are a fairy?

And... this song sounds a bit weird?

The audience present did not know that although the hook part of Gu Xiaobai was adapted from the chorus of "Song of God and Man", it actually used the Gagaku mode used in festivals, with a solemn and strict style. It's frightening.

When Gu Xiaobai sang the first line, everyone thought it was a lazy kitten on the sofa.

But just after Gu Xiaobai's hook sang the first line, he was no longer that lazy little cat.

He looked so dangerous, so domineering.

Behind Gu Xiaobai, the Shizi Dance Troupe turned around and formed a circle inward.

I saw them with their backs to the outside audience, shouting in unison, and stretching their arms suddenly.

The lights dimmed for a moment, and a "wow" was heard. More than a dozen teenagers in simple clothes had already completed their disguises. The black robes with big sleeves fluttered like a black poppy flower in bloom.

The black robes, dignified and solemn, swallowed the entire stage. Several people from 306 went to nowhere. noob.

At the four corners of the stage, the drums from all four sides of the "Championship Overture" beat down at the same time!

"Boom... rumble!" The sky thunder rolled, Miaojun was furious!
Everyone off the stage was startled, how the hell has this changed again!
Is this still a cat?
Angry so scary?
Wait... Aren't cats crazy?
It's just that this kind of solemn and harsh music is accompanied by lyrics that really make people laugh out loud. That kind of feeling is not to mention how weird it is.

It's cool, silly, domineering, and funny.

Gu Xiaobai turned around and waved his hands: "Meow, meow, a group of rats startled!"

With a "swipe", the Shizi Dance Troupe stretched out their hand and pulled out a colorful flag from nowhere, flying in the wind.

Gu Xiaobai took a few steps forward and pointed under the stage:
"Meow, roll the dried fish on the ground..."

The Shizi Dance Troupe suddenly waved the big flag in their hands, raised their legs, turned around, and leaped, a movement similar to the martial arts "rotator".

More than a dozen scholars soared into the sky at the same time, whirling horizontally in the air, and the banner in their hands, "Swipe—wow!" With one wave and one roll, it rolled into a dozen colorful flowers!

"When meow's beautiful eyes are opened, all sentient beings are convinced..."

Gu Xiaobai closed his eyes, finished singing this line, and then opened them suddenly.

A pair of vertical pupils!
At that moment, it seemed that the lights in the audience were not as bright as Gu Xiaobai's eyes!

The weird vertical pupils, coupled with the young man's handsome face, really look like a peerless white cat demon spirit, once the beautiful pupils are opened, they will conquer all living beings!

Off the stage, everyone no longer knew what to say.

"Wow……"

"I'll go, I'll go, I'll..."

"Goosebumps are going to explode!!"

Gu Xiaobai leaned over, narrowed his eyes slightly, as if he was looking at the audience with a menacing look, as if he wanted to jump down.

Suddenly, Gu Xiaobai straightened up again, and smiled evilly. The boy with vertical pupils almost broke the hearts of the audience when he laughed like this: "Meow is the king of all beasts just came down the mountain..."

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"

"Oh my god, Xiaobai looks so charming!"

"The king of all meows! The king of all beasts!"

"Oh my god, this is what it feels like to be an emperor among cats... woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" I want to take Xiaobai away!"

"Xiaobai is mine, mine, mine!"

"Xiaobai, I am your little mouse, please eat me! Please eat me!"

Gu Xiaobai stretched out a finger, and swayed it to the stage, as if to say, don't think about it!

This cat is the king of beasts!

Behind Gu Xiaobai, more than a dozen scholars held up the flag and rolled over at the same time. The colorful flag was propped up on the stage, but their bodies had already soared into the air.When their bodies turned to the highest point, they suddenly stopped, their legs were pulled together tightly, stretched straight, and they pointed obliquely to the top of the stage.

Then, it was frozen in the air for about a second.

Although it was supported by the big flag in his hand, the feeling of being stuck in the air also made people's heart stop.

At that moment, people almost had the illusion that the dozen or so flags had taken root on the stage, and they were motionless.

In the next second, Gu Xiaobai turned around and roared:

"Meow is the emperor of the world who enjoys offerings!!"

With a sound of "wow", more than a dozen scholars landed at the same time, holding the banner in their hands, kneeling on one knee, as if they were worshiping the emperor of the world.

Gu Xiaobai raised his head, the boy in white clothes with erect pupils, with an indescribable strangeness, an unspeakable arrogance, and a trace of arrogance and stupidity, under the admiration of everyone, Just turned around like that, walked to the sofa at the back, then sat down on it, tilted his head slightly, and looked down the stage, like an emperor sitting on his throne examining his subjects.

"Aooooooooow~ Xiaobai, Xiaobai, Xiaobai, Xiaobai, Xiaobai!"

Backstage, the chief director was stunned.

This kid, how come he has all kinds of tricks!

When that vertical pupil appeared, not to mention other audiences off the stage, even his heart contracted suddenly.

At that moment, it really seemed like a god with a cat appeared on the stage.

Gu Xiaobai sat on the sofa, spread his hands out, and placed them on the pillows on the left and right respectively.

Then, everyone under the stage gave a "wow", and the exclamation was loud.

On the sofa, there were two fluffy balls lying there all the time. Everyone under the stage thought they were two balls of pillows, but at this moment, the two pillows suddenly raised their heads.

Those are two cats!
Two big, strong cats, one of them looks like a tabby cat, and the other...

and many more……

Is it a little tiger?

A fierce-looking big cat, and another little tiger, beside Gu Xiaobai, looked very well-behaved, allowing him to stroke his head.

God knows, their cuteness is the result of Gu Xiaobai playing with them for more than ten hours in the Spring and Autumn Period.

Obediently cooperate with Jun Shang and I to perform, if you are not obedient, there will be no cat teaser to play with!

But it is this kind of cuteness that makes Gu Xiaobai, who has vertical pupils and cats, look more evil and domineering...

Of course it's cuter too.

"Whoa big cat! big cat! big cat!!!!!!"

The cat slaves off the stage are almost eager to rush to the stage.

At this moment, the big cat that Gu Xiaobai was stroking with his right hand finally couldn't stand Gu Xiaobai's stroking. It suddenly struggled out of Gu Xiaobai's hand and paced on the stage.

The wild pace, like a sturdy little leopard.

At the same time, Wang Haixia came out from the back of the Shizi Dance Troupe. From his mouth, lyrics like machine guns spewed out:

"You think I'm a pet, and you still put on a proud attitude, including food and shelter, and think that I don't understand your efforts."

The sharp enunciation instantly covered the audience.

Off the stage, everyone "wow" again, that's how it is!

Why is there a hook part in "Song of the Gods".

It turns out that this is actually a song with "hip-hop" elements.

That hook is actually a sample, sampled from Gu Xiaobai's own song.

Just like many rap songs, some songs with particularly nice melodies are often sampled.

The difference is that Gu Xiaobai himself has the ability to write particularly good melodies.

And this sentence, is it just talking about cats?It always feels like something is meant.

After singing this sentence, Wang Haixia turned around and pointed: "Silence!"

Zhao Mo came out from the other side: "NO, NO, NO, even 2000 years ago, they worshiped me as a god and waved a flag to imitate my dance steps."

On the stage, the Shizi Dance Troupe waved their flags in unison, quickly advancing and retreating, leaping, as agile as a cat, which is exactly the ritual cat dance 2000 years ago.

The arrogant big cat shuttled among the flags, not only was not afraid, but seemed to enjoy the feeling of being surrounded by people.

It sat dignifiedly in the center of the stage, tilted its head, and looked down the stage. A pair of beautiful eyes occupied the big screen above.

Gu Xiaobai raised his hand, and the little tiger, who had been unable to hold back for a long time, had already ran behind it.

After Zhao Mo finished singing, he stretched out his hand to point in another direction, and Zhou Xianting also came out: "My little brother is a little tiger. We eat voles and drive away wild boars. It takes a year of good weather to harvest a full warehouse of millet."

The three of them pointed at the back at the same time: "Xiaobai!"

Gu Xiaobai stood up, looking at the camera with evil eyes: "Human beings always demand too much, but they don't understand my arrogance. They want me to fly over the roofs and walls to catch insects and mice, and I want to be coquettish and cute to help you abduct a wife."

Then four people pointed to the audience at the same time:
"Why don't you go to heaven, you!"

The scholars dance troupe threw away the colorful flags in their hands, and on the stage, more than a dozen teenagers danced the cat's claw dance again:
"I'm a cat, meow, meow, I don't like to catch mice
I'm a cat, meow, meow, I'm a little confused

I am a cat, ah, ah, I vomit after eating dried fish

I am a cat, woo, woo, the coolest in the world..."

Behind the stage, the chief director quietly listened to the lyrics of the teenagers, and suddenly realized something, turned around suddenly, and looked at the propaganda director Chen Kong behind him.

suddenly feel...

The lyrics of these teenagers have something to say...

Stared at by the chief director, Chen Kong looked dazed, not knowing what he did wrong.

Suddenly, he realized something, and then his face slowly changed, turning pale.

isn't it...

What the hell, it's another song "Humph, I'm Angry" with a hidden needle in it!
It turned out that he was the one who made people fly over the eaves and walls to catch insects and mice, and asked them to act coquettishly and show cuteness to help abduct a daughter-in-law! ! ! ! ! !

(End of this chapter)