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Chapter 550 How much did the catfish give you?My dog ​​star gives double!

Chapter 550 How much did the catfish give you?My dog ​​star gives double!
A New Year's Eve concert can make the fan circle revel for many days.

Competing for rankings, tearing up fan positions, removing fans, becoming fans, and whitewashing one's idol...

Unsurprisingly, Gu Xiaobai fell into the verbal criticism of countless people.

"Why is there "Meow is Cool" but not "Wang is Cool"! I, Zhao Ritian, are the first to be dissatisfied!"

"Damn Xiaobai, tell me, how much did the cat give you? My dog ​​paid double!"

"You actually write songs for cats, but you don't write songs for dogs, Xiaobai, you've changed!"

"I didn't expect you to be such a novice, heh, man! You can't be trusted!"

"You heartless Xiaobai, the silly dog ​​is crying!"

"Since ancient times, I have only seen new mews laughing, but how can I hear old ones crying! Xiaobai, you are the same!"

Of course, there are also countless people cheering for Gu Xiaobai.

"Even Zhao Ye is not eligible for a song, but you actually wrote one for meow? Well done! I checked my eyes, it's the person I like! Take my cats to thank Xiaobai!"

"I love the lyrics of this song, it feels like it was written about my cat!"

"Domineering and cute, handsome and cute, that's how it feels! I'm crazy about Xiaobai's cat demon look! Ah, I want to raise a cat too."

"Xiaobai's cats are so handsome! But why is there a little tiger?"

"Yes, that cat looks so handsome. It looks like a raccoon cat? But it's so handsome! It's much more handsome than my cat! There's also a tiger... Is it really okay to go on stage like this?"

This topic has also attracted some voices of doubt and opposition.

"This cat doesn't look like an ordinary domestic cat. Could it be some kind of wild animal that looks like a cat? Look at the big paws and thick tail! And can a tiger be on stage? Where did the tiger come from? Could it be? Dangerous? Legal?"

Saying that, immediately caused a lot of people's displeasure.

It's just a cat, who said cats can't be on stage?Is it wrong for other people's cats to be handsome?

And where is the tiger in danger?Such a small tiger!So cute!

Don't you guys find it hard to understand that Xiaobai from my family is so popular, who is more powerful than all your idols combined?
On the Internet, because of the real identity of the cat and the fact that the tiger came to power, there was another quarrel.

This kind of debate quickly attracted more serious people.

"If I'm not mistaken, this cat is indeed not an ordinary cat, but an Asian wild cat. The Asian wild cat is different from ordinary wild domestic cats. It is an independent species, a subspecies of the tabby cat, and is a Chinese cat. One of the ancestors of the traditional pastoral cat, the cihuamao. In fact, you can take a look at the tail of this cat, which is very thick, and its claws are also very large, because this guy is a real wild animal. They are very capable of hunting, so their temperament and Ordinary domestic cats are completely different, so it’s no surprise that everyone thinks it’s particularly handsome, because it’s sent by its real strength.”

Then this professional-looking person explained: "The protection level of the Asian wild cat is currently LC (low risk) level, and it is not in the list of national protected animals. It should be no problem to be on stage and domesticated. After all, this species is actually related Domestic cats are so closely related that they can even mate and breed."

Among Gu Xiaobai's fans, there are a lot of experts in various fields, so there is no need for Gu Xiaobai to come out at this time.

"And this tiger is a South China tiger cub not older than 6 months. Although the South China tiger is a national first-class protected animal, it has been completely extinct in the wild. At present, all South China tigers are domesticated. This one The same should be true for tigers. The problem now is that domestication of tigers requires a domestication and breeding license, and ordinary people cannot raise them casually... But considering that this is a performance in Macau, which is different from mainland regulations, since you can go on stage , then there should be no problem. Of course, legal issues need to be explained by law-related students. I personally don’t know much about local regulations in Macau.”

Finally, he added: "Judging from the appearance of this little tiger, it is nimble, well-proportioned, healthy-haired, and very lively. It should be very healthy both physically and mentally. Animal protection please don't hold your breath."

Of course, it is impossible for animal protection to avoid their mouths. They bit Gu Xiaobai's back and sprayed eight streets wildly.

However, their number compared to Gu Xiaobai's fans...

In an instant, he was submerged in countless praises.

And these debates ended with a Weibo user called "Say Good Bodyguard System", who was certified as "Chairman of Honglie Security", uploaded a picture of a document - "National Key Wildlife Protection Animal Domestication and Breeding License" ".

Mr. Hong has already decided that he will be tied to Xiaobai for the rest of his life, and he will do whatever Xiaobai needs.

I bought a horse farm for the horse knife dance before, and now I went to get a national key wild animal domestication and breeding license.

Let's see, until now, Gu Xiaobai's performances have used horses, dogs, wild cats, and tigers. Who knows what animals will be needed in the future?
Maybe one day, Gu Xiaobai will sound his flute, birds will come to court, drums will be beating, and all beasts will bow down. At that time, wouldn't we need an army of animals?
To be human requires imagination.

"Gu Xiaobai Studio" reposted this Weibo, and then explained: "The two animals on the stage, one is called Doctor Cat and the other is called Xiaohu Wu. Their relationship is actually 'mother and child'. When Xiaobai's friend found out, the cat doctor was working hard to raise the little tiger. Currently, the two animals are transiting in Macau for quarantine inspection. If possible, we will bring them into the country. The performance remuneration for the two of them , will be used to promote wildlife protection..."

Later, this Weibo also attached a video of Gu Xiaobai feeding two guys in the background.

The video is only a minute or so long. Gu Xiaobai is holding a bottle and wants to feed it to Tiger Five, but Tiger Five turns to look at Doctor Cat next to him. Doctor Cat meows, and then he pounces on it and sucks it desperately. stand up.

The feeding little tiger five, staring at the camera, melted people's hearts.

"Ah, so cute, so cute, so cute!"

On the video, bullet screens flew, and I don't know how many people were covered in blood.

Dr. Cat squatted beside him proudly, and Gu Xiaobai gave him a piece of meat. He lowered his head and sniffed it, then raised his head proudly, as if he completely dismissed it.

"Queen style!"

"The name Cat Doctor is really too appropriate, so stylish!"

After about a minute, Doctor Cat meowed again, turned around and walked away.

Little Tiger Five looked at the bottle hesitantly, with a look of reluctance.

Doctor Cat turned around and let out another "meow", which was much more severe this time.

Only then did Xiaohu Wu throw away the feeding bottle, and reluctantly turned around and ran away. In the blink of an eye, this special "mother and son" disappeared around the corner.

After the video was posted, there was a lot of wailing on the Internet.

"Ah, I'm dead again!"

"I'm going to see these two cute creatures appear on the stage immediately, right away!"

"Why does Xiaobai have so many cute things, woo woo woo, I'm so envious!"

"Zhao Ye, Silly Dog, Doctor Cat, Five Little Tigers... please give me one!"

 The epidemic has been very serious recently, everyone should pay attention to protection, wash hands, wear masks, and one of them is indispensable.

  At the end of the month, there should have been an update, but I'm too busy.

  Everyone knows that Uncle Ha is actually a part-time code word, and his job is in the public service department...

  In the recent period of time, I have basically been working, and I am really unable to make changes.

  By the way, thanks for the reward of AK47FLL...

  Gagen still doesn't know when it will be.

  Hope this wave will pass quickly.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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