don't call me singer

Chapter 58 "Yan Yan"

After sending the message, Deng Pin listened to Gu Xiaobai's version of "The End of the World" several times.

In order to cope with the rematch, Gu Xiaobai also worked hard, he...

Learn the whole song.

If the system is still in the phone now, it will definitely be gratified to have diabetes insipidus.

My little white actually took the initiative to learn to sing.

Gu Xiaobai's high-pitched voice, and the super-high-pitched singing he added, really made people even brains hear it.

After listening to it several times, even Deng Pin felt that the "no emotion" opinion he put forward was a bit nitpicky.

Suddenly, he thought of something and asked Zhao Xingsheng, "Can I send this video to others?"

"Just don't make it public." Zhao Xingsheng asked Gu Xiaobai's opinion and replied.

Deng Pin asked a few more simple information about Gu Xiaobai, and found a person who wrote "The Strongest Trainee Producer Stone", and sent the video to the past.

"Shi Dao, didn't you ask me to recommend young and powerful amateurs to you? Look at this, Gu Xiaobai from the Department of Physics of Dongyuan University, you can get in touch, you can definitely debut in the C position. s level."

The other side didn't know whether to read it or not, but when the word "received" was returned, there was no other information.

Deng Pin knew that Shi Dao was busy and didn't care. Hearing Gu Xiaobai's voice, he closed his eyes in the back seat.

……

On the other side, Gu Xiaobai was very confused.

Do you want to change the song?
If you change, what?
There are only 2.3 songs in the music library... No, Gu Xiaobai has finally increased to 3 songs, and his brain is blank.

If you don't change it... What if you don't have feelings for singing?
Gu Xiaobai used his rational brain to think for 5 minutes, but did not come to any conclusion.

This is really a difficult problem, much more difficult than the one given by the physics teacher.

"Well... do you want to ask the system teacher's opinion?"

In Gu Xiaobai's view, it's not ashamed to ask the teacher for questions that you don't understand.

As for the system teacher being locked up by him... don't worry about that.

Lying on the bed and falling asleep, Gu Xiaobai entered his memory palace again.

There is one more door in the memory palace than before, just next to the door.

This is the room specially opened by Gu Xiaobai. Its prototype is the rest room where Gu Xiaobai often stays in the physics laboratory.

However, only the space is similar, and all other furniture and the like are not at all.

And that door is always tightly closed on weekdays, not giving the system the slightest chance.

And at this moment, Gu Xiaobai pushed open the door and "looked" at the wall.

There was nothing in the whole room except a flute hanging on the wall.

and many more……

Gu Xiaobai suddenly felt that something was wrong.

As a physics tyrant, Gu Xiaobai's memory palace also completely follows the laws of reality.

Therefore, in this room, there is not only a flute, there is also a nail on the wall.

A nail embedded in the wall.

At this moment, the flute on the wall was making a rapid sound, which caused the nails on the wall to vibrate. There were some cracks near the nails.

Does this system want to run?

And, dare to destroy my memory palace?

Finding that Gu Xiaobai had already noticed his small movements, the flute on the wall suddenly made a long sound: "Woo—"

The vibration of the nail on the wall suddenly intensified, and it fell from the wall. The flute turned into a streamer in mid-air and shot towards the small round hole drilled by the nail.

"Where to run!" Gu Xiaobai's brain activity exploded, and the power gathered by thousands of neurons made Gu Xiaobai "grab" the flute.

"Whoosh!" In front of Gu Xiaobai, there was a ray of light.

This feeling is like every time Gu Xiaobai wakes up from the memory palace.

In fact, at this moment, Gu Xiaobai's "consciousness" has followed the system and turned into a torrent of information, "drilling" out of the tiny nail hole.

White light shines...

Gu Xiaobai felt like he had passed through a long passage that had no time or space.

In my ears, there are various voices, some impassioned, some resentful and affectionate, some plain as water, and some noisy and messy.

It was like there were countless people whispering in his ears, Gu Xiaobai wanted to hear clearly, but couldn't.

Until a faint singing voice suddenly became clear.

"Yan Yan Yu Fei,
Poor pool of its feathers.

The son is returning,

Sent to the wild.

Look at Fuji,

Weeping like rain..." (Note 1)

The moment he noticed the song, Gu Xiaobai seemed to be dragged by the song, his consciousness sank, and he felt his body again.

But his body was extremely heavy, as if he was half asleep, struggling to wake up, but couldn't.

The singing seems to be floating from a very far distance, the tune is gentle and sad, the singing is a girl, the timbre is very special, slightly immature, and the bass has a rustling metallic taste.

As Gu Xiaobai's attention became more and more focused on the song, other voices slowly joined in.

"Hey, little girl! Can you stop singing, go to the funeral? Even if it is singing, can you sing something festive to make the man happy!" A voice like a broken gong shouted.

This person did not speak Mandarin, but a dialect of Ludi. Gu Xiaobai was a native of Ludi and could understand it, but he felt that the tone was a bit strange.

The singing continues.

"Hey, I said don't sing, you're deaf!" The voice got closer.

The singing stopped.

"It's okay to sing, can you sing some happy tunes... No? It doesn't matter, I'll teach you..."

Then, I heard the broken gong sing:
"Suddenly I heard dogs barking in the embroidery room.

High voice, low voice.

Hundreds of calls were made.

The female will not want the male,
Wang~wang~oo~oo..." (Note 2)

Even if Gu Xiaobai had never heard this song, he could tell that it was clearly an obscene tune.

Coupled with the strange sound of the broken gong and the voice, not to mention too much response.

Damn, if you sing this kind of song to someone who sounds like a little girl, you are not afraid to start in three years?
You are such a big man, is it ashamed to bully a little girl?

Gu Xiaobai was so angry that he desperately tried to struggle to wake up, but he couldn't.

The little girl's voice stopped, even if she couldn't open her eyes or hear the sound, Gu Xiaobai could still imagine her blushing face, angry and aggrieved.

After singing a few sentences, the broken gong said: "Sing! Why don't you sing? Don't the men sing well?"

"I think you've been hungry for almost a day, man, there's half a bowl of bean rice here, do you want to eat it? Om?"

The girl's voice never answered, but now Gu Xiaobai heard the sound of breathing that gradually became heavier.

Then, Gu Xiaobai felt that someone kicked him a few times: "Who is this sick seedling lying behind you? It must be dead, it is just right, little girl, come with me, this sick seedling, hurry up It's too much to die..."

A few more feet.

"Don't kick him! I...I'll just sing...embroidery...embroidery room..." The little girl's voice was grievance, fear, and anger at the same time.

Damn it!Hearing all this, Gu Xiaobai couldn't help it.

wake up!

you wake me up!
Wake up, I'm a jerk!
Gu Xiaobai's brain, all the neurons, exploded like a galaxy again.

At that moment, his consciousness finally completely took over his body, and he slowly opened his eyes.

(Note 1: "Yan Yan" is a song in the "Book of Songs", and there are many sources, one of which is that this is a parting song sung by King Wei when he sent his second sister to marry, which means two swallows.

Note 2: Adapted from an ancient song, it is strictly forbidden to drive! )

　By this chapter, the heroine has appeared, and all the world views of this article have also appeared.

　　These "experience copies", in addition to letting Xiaobai experience things that he can't experience and make up for his emotional shortcomings, in the original intention of this book, I also want to write some that have escaped in the long river of history, been forgotten, and even Something that may never be recovered. (It was foreshadowed at the beginning of the text, have you found it?)
　　Music in ancient China was once a bright pearl, and its music theory development was once the first in the world, but just like many other things, it disappeared in a certain era...

　　So Uncle Ha really wanted to write about ancient China, those once brilliant music, those once amazing musicians who were so good that they seemed to be hanging.

　　Write down what kind of chemical effects will be produced if these great ancient musicians are brought back to the current stage and performed on the same stage with Xiaobai.

　　However, because this book is not a history book, many times, it will confuse the region and the era. Uncle Ha is historically blind. If there are any omissions, please bear with me.

　　In addition, the pages related to ancient times are all "experience copies" serving the story, and the proportion is about 5%-10%.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)