don't call me singer

Chapter 827
Ke Xingyun, a man of the National University of Singapore, has become more famous recently.

It seems that people all over the world know the following three things:

First, Ke Xingyun's hacking skills were not good enough and he was arrested.

Second, he, Ke Xingyun, promised to help his girlfriend buy a ticket for the Bihai Riding Whale Tour, but he couldn't, and he was going to be single again.

Third, Qi Xu Yafei, one of the three campus goddesses, will soon belong to all of us!Dear single male compatriots, the beautiful spring has arrived!

Ke Xingyun is really distressed, not because his hacking skills are not good enough...

Well, there is a little bit of that.

What's more, he felt that he might really lose Qi Xu Yafei.

Because Qi Xu Yafei was so angry that he didn't talk to him all day after knowing that he was trying to use hacking methods to get tickets for him.

Moreover, depending on the situation, the Cold War will continue.

But in this world, there is often no unparalleled road, and before he is about to completely despair, new hope arrives.

"Riding a Whale in the Blue Sea" has released tickets again!
Moreover, Gu Xiaobai said that everyone can buy as much as they can!

Sing as many as you can buy!

After hearing the news, Ke Xingyun felt...he was alive again!

There is hope in my life again!

And even better...

The next day happened to be Yafei's birthday!

This is probably the destiny in the dark.

God also wants someone to spend a romantic birthday with Qi Xu Yafei by himself!

Then Ke Xingyun began to think about it.

Will Xiaobai sing birthday song for Yafei at the concert?
Will you invite yourself and Yafei to the stage?
Oh, I am so happy, so happy!

Just thinking about it, Ke Xingyun felt that he was about to melt with joy.

However, before that, he had to buy a ticket!
He called Qi Xu Yafei, but Qi Xu Yafei refused.

But he was not discouraged, and instead sent a message to Qi Xu Yafei: "Yafei, look at my performance, I will definitely grab you a ticket for your birthday! Jump off the roof of the building!"

Anyway, if Qi Xu Yafei leaves her, she doesn't want to live anymore...

Ke Xingyun, who issued a military order to Qi Xu Yafei, came to the laboratory before eight o'clock in the evening.

"Tonight, I will use the direct connection network of the laboratory to help Yafei grab tickets. Whether I will be happy in the rest of my life, and whether the ancestral chromosomes of the nine generations of our Ke family can be passed on will depend on your performance! When the time comes, you Don't occupy my bandwidth! This is my lifelong request, if any of you rob my broadband and prevent me from getting tickets, don't blame me for drawing a circle and cursing you!"

Everyone felt the deep fear and resentment of a desperate man who was about to return to the ranks of single dogs, so they all nodded obediently.

"Well, I don't have any experiments tonight."

"I can do without experiments tonight."

"I must have no experiments tonight!"

Everyone left quickly, for fear that if there was a slight fluctuation in the network, they would become eternal sinners.

However, there was a junior who didn't run fast enough and was caught by Ke Xingyun: "Xiao Chen, if you stay here tonight, just help me keep an eye on the switch. If there is any abnormality in the indicator light, please tell me, understand?" ?”

"Can I say that I don't understand?"

"no!"

"Okay... well..."

Primary school boy Xiao Chen gave in.

Then he timidly asked: "Senior, what if there is a temporary power outage at that time?"

"Even if you want to piss to generate electricity, you can get the electricity back for me, understand?!"

"Ming...understood..."

Xiao Chen felt that his life was miserable.

And to use urine to generate electricity, what solution do you need?Should I go configure it now...

This time, the release of tickets was still in the early morning.

I don't know how many people are silently waiting for the time to come.

At 23:42, the network suddenly got stuck.

"What's going on?" Ke Xingyun asked.

"It's the teacher who occupies the bandwidth. He's probably doing simulation experiments again and interacting with the supercomputer for data..."

Ke Xingyun was a little bit crazy.

His teacher is a leading figure in the industry.

At this time, we are still doing experiments, which may be very important.

but……

"Senior, what should we do?" Seeing the clock approaching the early morning, the elementary school boy looked innocent and bewildered.

"At 58 minutes, if the teacher's interaction is not over yet, you...you unplug his network cable!"

huh?

The elementary school boy thought that Ke Xingyun must be crazy.

But Ke Xingyun is not crazy!
What's more important than studies, where is love!

Mentors or something, it's important not to have a girlfriend!
I'm just being a responsible intelligent creature, the most correct choice!

Any rational creature would choose this way!

"Senior, I dare not!"

"If you don't do it, I'll pour this cup of sulfuric acid on your face!"

"Senior, that's a glass of pure water!"

"But before I splash it on your face, you have no way to determine whether its true composition is correct. For those of us who study chemistry, any cup of unknown reagent is full of uncertainty and danger. It's extremely dangerous!"

It really makes sense.

"I see, senior!" The elementary school boy looked at the glass of "Schrödinger's sulfuric acid" and showed a look of horror: "Teacher, the senior forced me to do this. I shouldn't have done this!"

"That's right, it will be this expression at that time!"

"What expression?" A voice came from behind Ke Xingyun.

Ke Xingyun froze.

Then he heard his mentor say: "Tonight I promised to help my daughter grab tickets, and I made a ticket-grabbing software, and I'm desperately updating it in the background. Don't interfere with my ticket-grabbing later, or I... I'll throw this cup of sulfuric acid over you!"

"Teacher, that's a glass of pure water!"

"Nonsense, you can't prove it's not sulfuric acid until it's in your face!"

"Teacher, your ticket-grabbing software is too stupid, even if you refresh it desperately, you may not be able to get tickets..."

"Heh, it's better than some guy who was caught because of his lack of skills!"

"Teacher, it's very irresponsible of you to say that..."

"Huh? Where is it irresponsible?"

Seeing the two of them quarreling, the elementary school boy next to him suddenly yelled, "It's early morning!"

In an instant, there was chaos in the laboratory.

"Pull the wire!"

"I'll see who dares! Look at the sulfuric acid!"

"Grab tickets! Hurry up!"

"Quick, quick, quick! Grab it!"

"Ahhhhhh - stuck, stuck!"

"Damn it! Look at the vitriol!"

"Splashed on the computer! Towels! Towels!"

"Clap" sound.

The lab lost power and tripped.

In the dark, the elementary school boy tried hard to remember.

If urine is used to generate electricity, what reagent should be used?

(End of this chapter)