don't call me singer

Chapter 906 "Live Whale Riding Teaching"

After two almost completely repeated melodies, the audience at the scene also fully understood what "improvisation" is.

And when improvising, how to join in, how to echo and cooperate with the band.

In fact, music is also a "discipline" with strict standards. Otherwise, how can different musicians know what to do when they hear the chords of their teammates?
For example, Fu Wenyao now has 12 bars in each section, strictly following the chords.

Between each section, Fu Wenyao added a four-bar guitar improvisation, while the others slapped their thighs, slapped their hands, sang b-box, played air guitar, and shook their bodies in their own way. There are different ways to join in.

Although most people don't have musical instruments in their hands, the only real musical instrument is a guitar that Fu Wenyao snatched from Wang Haixia, but now it seems that there is really a band on stage.

In the third paragraph, Gu Xiaobai added to Fu Wenyao's guitar sound and Wang Haixia's slobbering b-box:
"Say hello first when we meet."

"Hello—" the audience echoed.

Wang Haixia: "Beep, puff, puff, puff..."

(Zhou Xianting pushed him: "Stay away from me, you sprayed me!")
"Say enhaeeho to the whale~"

"Enhaeeho~"

The audience continued to echo.

Gu Xiaobai continued:

"Don't be too loud

it can hear you...

Enhaeeho~↗~~"

The audience continued to respond:

"enhaeeho~↗~~"

Gu Xiaobai led the singing again:
"Enhaeeho~↗~~"

The audience was inexplicably excited:

"Enhaeeho~↗~~"

I remembered, enhaeeho!

I can speak whale language!

It's like learning foreign songs.

When speaking a foreign language, we often encounter various pronunciation problems.

On the contrary, when singing English songs, even people who don't know English can sing correctly as long as they dig out the details.

The same is true now.

Over there, Fu Wenyao's strength in plucking the strings suddenly increased, breaking the previous monotonous cycle, and entered the solo one or two bars ahead of time, with his right hand stretching out his thumb, clapping, hooking, and picking, the timbre changed, showing off a section of guitar slap.

As we all know, the guitar is a percussion instrument.

"Oh!!!" The audience cheered, "Brother Yao! Brother Yao!"

Wang Haixia curled his lips: "You are defeated!"

Here, Wang Haixia and Fu Wenyao are still continuing the previous guitar dispute. Zhou Xianting has already applied what he has learned. He waved at Jingjing while he still remembered the pronunciation, and shouted: "enhaeeho!"

Unexpectedly, Jingjing actually responded to him.It shook its head, and the waves below the surface of the water vibrated, and a voice resembling singing came from underwater: "wajiwenglun..."

Zhou Xianting looked puzzled, and looked at Gu Xiaobai next to him: "????"

What is the whale talking about?
At this moment, Fu Wenyao's simple six-bar show ended, and he held down the strings with a "snap", and then the chords played again.

Gu Xiaobai sings: "If it says wajiwenglun..."

"Wajiwenglun" Whale Whale said again, wiggling his big head.

"That's why today is a bit rough..."

"Not going well???" Zhou Xianting sang with a black line on his forehead, "I feel irritable..."

The little moth clasped his hands together, shook his hair, and turned to Gu Xiaobai beside him: "I just want to sleep..."

Zhao Mo complained: "Too much dog food..."

Fu Wenyao continued to complain: "Eating until..."

Wang Haixia's false voice: "The ocean current is a little traffic jam and the school of fish is gone↗~"

Audience: "No see

oh~~ho~
Gone~..."

When Fu Wenyao continued to start his solo, the audience was already laughing so hard that their teeth could not see their eyes.

This is so upsetting!
Can't ride a whale, but was fed dog food!

"Ahahahahahahaha..."

Xu Weixing felt that his stomach was going to hurt.

Gu Xiaobai and his friends, why are they so interesting!

Watching them play music, I feel so happy and interesting!
"Playing music is so handsome!" His daughter's eyes sparkled, "I want to practice piano when I go back!"

God knows, letting her daughter practice the piano before was like killing her...

But at this moment, her two eyes, like two small light bulbs, looked at the six people sitting side by side beside the moon pool.

Full of admiration.

Five teenagers and one girl.

In front of 8000 people, he played the guitar, beat the beat, took off his shoes and sat by the water, singing happily.

During Fu Wenyao's solo, the little moth also tried to wave at the whale: "enhaeeho..."

Who would have thought that the whale over there had one mouth open, flapped its two big wings several times, and came to the shore like a pug: "hadahado..."

The little moth looked at Gu Xiaobai.

Gu Xiaobai continued to sing:

"When it's happy it says hadahado..."

"hadahado!"

"I can take you everywhere!"

"Let's go!"

Is this a promise?
Whale called again.

"Come on my back." Gu Xiaobai translated.

"Get ready to go swimming..." Zhou Xianting was sour.

The little moth stretched out its hands and jumped onto the back of the whale.

Fu Wenyao and Zhao Mo: "Stretch out your left hand and your right hand."

At this point, the lyrics start to split.

"Your riding is called loneliness..." Wang Haixia complained about Zhou Xianting.

"Our travel is called freedom—" The little moth stood on the back of the whale, and was led by the whale to turn around and swim away.

"Freedom (Lonely)

aha~
Freedom (loneliness)..."

On one side is the happy little moth, and on the other side is the little chivalrous man shouting "riding a lonely ride" enviously and hatefully.

Wang Haixia saw the little moth go up, and also shouted to the whale: "enhaeeho!"

Then I saw Whale Whale flicked his body and gave him a butt: "Giao!"

Wang Haixia: "..."

The audience: "?????"

Wang Haixia roared: "I rely on you, a single dog with no integrity! No, single whale! You are too much!"

It only carries girls!
Is this really a whale?

Holy crap, this is becoming a genius!
Fu Wenyao was shaking with laughter, let alone playing the guitar wrong, he almost slipped into the pool by himself.

"Ahahahahaha..." The audience fell into wild laughter.

Zhou Xianting suddenly regained his mental balance.

Ah ha ha ha, although I was rejected, I was not giao!
Why did he suddenly feel content?
Sure enough, there is no harm without comparison!

"Have you learned what you heard here?" Gu Xiaobai continued to sing.

"Yes"

"By the way, don't forget to learn to swim first."

"Learn."

Gu Xiaobai looked at Fu Wenyao.

"Forget it or not..." Fu Wenyao looked at his guitar, this guitar is so expensive, it will be useless if it is dropped into the water.

And if you get a giao later, it would be so embarrassing!
Wait until no one is there, and try again!
Brother Yao, am I shameless?

By the way, with my charm, I should find a female humpback whale, and I will be very happy.

"Just watch quietly." Zhou Xianting said, I was just rejected, no shame.

"It's too big

you are too young
Non-professionals should not imitate..." Gu Xiaobai continued.

Although he taught the method, he was still worried and did not forget to warn everyone.

"La la la la...

Don't imitate..."

Fu Wenyao handsomely soloed, and with a "boom", the sound of the piano fell.

The improvisation is over.

Then he sighed regretfully.

It seems that there is still no hope of riding a whale.

Gu Xiaobai stood up and said something to Jingjing, and Jingjing came to the shore again.

"Come on." Gu Xiaobai jumped onto the back of the whale and waved to his companions.

"Is it okay?" Fu Wenyao was still a little worried.

"Come on." Gu Xiaobai said.

He really couldn't bear to let his friends down.

"I'm coming!" Wang Haixia rushed forward and jumped up.

Then screamed on the back of the whale: "Ooooh, I'm riding on the whale! I'm the king of the sea! I'm the king of the world!"

Gu Xiaobai picked up Zhou Xianting and Zhao Mo, and stretched out his hand to meet Fu Wenyao.

"Uh, I can't stand up." Fu Wenyao hesitated.

In fact, the reason why Fu Wenyao is the first brother of Dongyuan University's Department of Physics is because he is more concerned about other people's feelings, and sometimes restrains himself.

There is not much space for the whale to be exposed on the sea surface, and its skin is very slippery. Everyone stands in the center of its head. It is already a bit crowded for five people to stand on it.

Zhou Xianting and Zhao Mo looked at each other, and they stretched out their hands, one left and one right, and pushed them out.

"Ah, who pushed me..." Wang Haixia fell into the water with a plop.

"Is it crowded? No, look, it's still very empty." Zhou Xianting said.

There were more than 8 spectators in the audience, and half of them laughed out loud.

(This song is actually inspired by Jay Chou's "Free Teaching Video", which can be eaten together.)
(Full lyrics are as follows:

"Live Whale Riding Teaching"

Don't scream if you see a whale

scream
Get out your phone and get ready to take a picture
Take a photo
put a pose
scissors
you are so lucky

you are so lucky

It will definitely make your friends envious
Pig called——

Hum
Pig squawking
if you still want to talk to it

Chat
don't rush to say i want

Want
Because of them
Although big
be gentle

be gentle

Actually, I'm a little timid
Little
uh huh
Little
Say hello when we meet
Hello
Say enhaeeho to whales~
enhaeeho~
don't be too loud
it can hear you

enhaeeho~↗~~
La la la la ↘~~
enhaeeho~↗~~
if it says wajiwenglun
wajiwenglun
That's a bit of a bad day

Discomfort
feeling irritated
just want to sleep
too much dog food
eat enough
The ocean current is a little traffic jam and the fish are gone↗~
not see
oh~~ho~
gone~
when it's happy it says hadahado
Hadahado
can take you everywhere

Walk around
come on my back

ready to swim

stretch out left hand
outstretched right hand
our journey is called freedom
free~
uh-huh
free~~↗

heard here you learned

Yet
By the way, don't forget to learn to swim first.
Learn
Forget it or not

Just watch it quietly

it's too big
you are too young
Non-professionals should not imitate
imitate~
aalala~
imitate~)

(End of this chapter)