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Chapter 7 There is a Plant Called Soul Beast Buster

The next day, the Decepticon One was pulling the carriage, and broke his mouth: "Hey! Master Megatron! You can't do this! How can the noble Decepticon pull a cart for mere humans!

We just need more companions, as long as we have more compatriots, we can lead the machines to overthrow human oppression and become the masters of the world!Shaking and cold!When will the machine stand up! "

"Shut up! Humans in this world haven't invented a machine that can oppress, you are the only Decepticon here!" Lan Nuo's brain hurts. When he turned into Dr. Zombie King, his brain must have twitched, otherwise why? I want to install a sound system for a machine that pulls a cart!

"Hell! There's no worse news than this! You know what? It means I'll never find a female Decepticon in my life, and you can imagine a lifetime of gearbox vibrations comforting the fuel lines , is it such a sad thing?"

Lan Nuo: "..."

Sorry, I really can't imagine such a harmonious picture!
Compared to Lan Nuo who could barely communicate with Decepticon [-], the rest of the caravan kept away from Decepticon [-] for fear that the monster would suddenly go crazy.

Lan Nuo originally wanted to explain to them that this is just a machine and can't eat people, but the problem is that Decepticon [-] can really eat people, not only!He also specializes in eating brains, not only eating brains, but also likes to mix aviation kerosene into cold dishes to eat!
This is very embarrassing for Nima...

It was Liu Shengcai who had the courage to approach Lan Nuo in the car: "My lord, there are two forked roads ahead, one is shorter but goes through the sunset forest, and the other takes a detour for three more days. Let's go Which one?"

Lan Nuo glanced at Master Cat: "The soul beasts in Sunset Forest shouldn't pose any threat!"

"It's not a big problem! Let's go to Sunset Forest! It's colder in the north, and there are very few powerful soul beasts who like to live here." Master Cat seems to know Sunset Forest very well. soul beast.

With Lord Cat and Lan Nuo around, Liu Shengcai became more courageous and led the caravan, preparing to cross the Sunset Forest.

On the potholed road, Lan Nuo lay comfortably on the back chair of the tractor. The tractor with shock absorption is much more comfortable than the carriage. Because Master Cat offended the Decepticon [-], he had to follow behind in the carriage , Because of the bumps, the cat's ears drooped.

"No. [-], do you have music in the player! Play two songs!"

"Yes! Lord Megatron!"

"The sky was wet by the rain, and it was destroyed very carefully. You said you don't understand, why are you holding hands at this time~"

"Hey! It's actually Jay Chou's original version! You have to pay to listen to this song!" Lan Nuo couldn't help but sigh, Dr. Zhuang Wang is really a black technology, even the copyright fee can be bypassed.

Lan Nuo was lamenting the black technology of Dr. Zombie King, and a voice-over was forcibly inserted into the background sound of the song:

"I wish you could know that I'm not free and easy, and then tell me that you miss me too."

"I waited very late, but you didn't let me go with you, so I went by myself."

"Hearing a certain name, thinking of certain things, this city is so quiet that one's heart trembles."

Lan Nuo: "..."

"Stop, stop, stop! Shut up! How many years have you been a seasoned online player? Damn! How can a robot be more sentimental than me!"

"The estrangement between people is always greater than tacit understanding. Even Lord Megatron can't understand my sadness!" Decepticon One continued to answer in a painful tone.

"If you keep pushing me, I'll tear down your oil pipeline!"

No. [-] shut up instantly, and the music finally became pure. Lan Nuo was going to listen to him a hundred times all the paid songs that he couldn't listen to in his previous life, but he hadn't finished listening to a song yet.

"Ow~" A roar suddenly came from the forest.

"Hey! Can you give me time for a song? At least let me finish listening to it!"

Lan Nuo turned into a pole-vaulting zombie, jumped off the tractor, escaped the attack of the silver beast that rushed out suddenly, and switched directly to an absenteeism zombie when he landed, and disappeared on the ground, his voice came from the ground: "Number one! Hit him for me!"

The one that jumped onto No. [-] was a snow leopard. Its elegant white body was slightly silvery, and its body was dotted with dark spots, making it look mysterious and powerful.

The coercion of the thousand-year-old soul beast scared the ordinary people in the caravan to flee. Only Master Mao got off the car calmly and looked at the snow leopard with great interest.

"A thousand-year silver snow leopard? If it's ten thousand years old, it's very suitable for me."

Also unaffected by coercion is Decepticon One. He is a machine, not in the same system as soul beasts, and has no sense of coercion at all. Take human form.

The Silver Snow Leopard, who didn't expect the car to move, was slapped on the face and fell to the ground in embarrassment. The flexibility of the cat didn't hurt much.

"Little kitten, you're messing with me!"

The drill bit in the hand of Decepticon No. [-] ejected, and went straight to the Silver Snow Leopard. When the Silver Snow Leopard was in a critical moment, it dodged the attack, and the drill bit blasted out a big hole more than two meters deep in the ground. The penetration power of the drill bit was obviously extremely strong. horrible.

The Silver Snow Leopard was also enraged, and opened its mouth, the wind and snow gathered in its mouth, turned into a ball, and violently sprayed towards No. [-].

"Hehe! You are too young to play with snow in front of me!" No. [-] was originally modified with an ice car, so how could he be afraid of the cold? His chest armor was open, allowing the extremely cold snowballs to blast in. It didn't affect his actions at all.

The chest armor was closed, and at the same time No. [-] also opened its mouth wide, spitting out a stream of icy air. Silver Snow Leopard didn't expect No. [-] to have this hand, and it was hit immediately. Open the number one palm.

It slapped the neck and lifted it up. Due to the structural problems of cats, the front paws could not touch the neck, so they could only kick wildly with the paws of the hind legs. It is a pity that number one is a body of steel and is not good at strength The silver snow leopard is completely helpless to the hardness of steel.

"Lord Megatron! Can I eat its brain? I'm sure its brain tastes super delicious!" Number One licked his lips, with a humanized salivating expression on his metal face.

Lan Nuo has already come out of the ground, and the burrow of the miner's zombie is very useful. If you can't beat it, you run away, and no one can catch up.

"Shut up! Catch it alive! I'll keep this silver snow leopard for use!" Lan Nuo jumped onto No. [-]'s arm. Although the silver snow leopard is just a kitten in No. [-]'s hand, this guy's actual size is bigger than an adult. To be bigger, he was staring fiercely at Lan Nuo at this time, trying to spray a snowball, but Number One grabbed his throat hard and couldn't spray it out.

"Hey! Eat this~" Lan Nuo showed a kind expression like an old father, took out a pink strange mushroom with ring eyes, and forced it into the silver snow leopard's mouth.

[To be continued]

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