Strengthening starts from the county magistrate
Chapter 144 I Asked How Big Her Feet Are!
Chapter 144 I Asked How Big Her Feet Are! (44 more)
No matter which continent, which dynasty, or sect.
The baptism of Shengyan Avenue is really no joke.
Anyway, so far, I have never seen a monk who dares to speak up, doesn't care at all, or takes the Dao article as a joke.
Listening to the saint's preaching in the saint's chapters, everyone can't wait to listen to it for ten or a half years.
Of course, if you have no talent or strength, and the sea of spiritual knowledge is small, it is understandable that the time is shorter.
After all, it is difficult for ordinary monks to eat all of the sage's avenue watering at once.
It is often enough to write down a few figures, or just a few words, to benefit a lot.
However, like that damned girl, she came out as soon as she went in to take a piss. So far, she is No. 1.
I'm so pissed off!
at this time,
The black-faced girl got up annoyed, as if to suit the occasion, she even lifted her trousers up.
It's like urinating in it.
Gu Sanyue didn't care about the eyes of many people around her.
She is very troubled in her mind now, and she entered a strange place just now without knowing what happened.
Maybe I was too sleepy, I had a strange broken dream.
I was not happy with reading.
In that dream, there was an old man chattering non-stop in her ear, which made her even more annoyed.
Lao Gao, with braids and braids, frowned and pouted, looking a little angry.
Just thinking of scolding Xin Fan Shun Shun Xin a few words.
But when he tilted his head, Xin Fan was actually surrounded by golden light.
The foot that was about to kick up stopped in mid-air, she thought about it and finally did not kick down.
Although she didn't quite understand what she was doing, she knew that if she interrupted Xin Fan at this time, Mr. Gu who was walking in front of her might be angry.
Gu Shouzhi came in front of Gu Sanyue, and he had recovered his spring-like smile.
He looked at the girl carefully, then smiled and asked:
"Girl, what do you gain?"
Gu Sanyue looked puzzled: "Receive the goods? What kind of goods are you receiving? I didn't buy the goods."
"..." Gu Shouzhi's narrowed eyes twitched.
I always feel that this girl was led badly by Shen Mu: "Just now you have been watered by the sage's Dao Zhang, and you are already the seed of reading. Can you gain anything else? Or, have you heard the sage's teaching?"
"You mean, that old man who whispered crookedly in his ear?" Gu Sanyue asked.
Gu Shouzhi: "..."
Speechless.
He is a saint, what is a chirping old man?
Gu Shouzhi dared not answer these words.
If it is really accepted, wouldn't it be disrespectful to the saint?
"..."
"..."
The people around were also powerless to complain.
Whose dead child is this, if you don't beat him, you will be sorry for the saint!
"Cough." Gu Shouzhi continued to ask: "The old man's voice is a ray of Taoism left by the sage in the Taoist chapter, which contains the knowledge of the Tao. If you remember something, you can tell it and listen to it, and I will explain it for you. , or you can also talk about your situation in the Taoist chapter just now."
Gu Sanyue pursed her lips, seeming to understand what Gu Shouzhi meant, and said impatiently: "Oh, I didn't hear anything, I was so sleepy at the time, and the old man was talking non-stop in my dream, I scolded him and ran away."
"???"
"I didn't hear a word of what I said, and I didn't want to hear it, so I covered my ears and told him to get out of here quickly, hehehe." Gu Sanyue smiled, and gestured for a small fist: "What's the big reason, the fist is the hard one." Reasonable! I am a reincarnation of a great general, do I need to listen to those? There is no need at all! I directly punched a set of Invincible Thunderbolt Fist, probably seeing my bravery, the old man ran away, and then I woke up."
A series of words are over.
Gu Sanyue seemed to be very proud, she shook her head, and even punched a set of invincible thunderbolt fists that she created herself indiscriminately.
Gu Shouzhi: "!!!"
Shen Mu: "..."
Cao Zhengxiang: "..."
Xu Cunhe: "..."
Xiao Nanhe: "..."
People around: "!!!!!!"
For an instant.
The whole place was silent.
puff!puff!puff!
The gallbladder was like a glass ball being smashed by a group, and a series of cracks began to appear!
Then there was the sound of vomiting blood.
Damn God!
What a shame!
Even Gu Shouzhi froze in place at this moment, completely ignoring the people behind him who had their guts broken and vomited blood on the spot.
The heart is not firm enough, it is destined to be broken and reunited.
Of course, he was simply tired and didn't want to care about it.
Who would have thought!
It is estimated that the sage who created this chapter will blow his beard and stare angrily.
It's been bad luck for eight lifetimes!
Someone actually despises his preaching, and then scolds the sliver of preaching voice he left behind!
I'm afraid no one will believe it.
But anyone who is familiar with Gu Sanyue knows that this dead girl can definitely do this.
Gu Shouzhi looked at her strangely, not because he was angry, but with an indescribable feeling.
Intuition made him vigilant!
It was as if a voice told him, don't let his teacher see Gu Sanyue, don't!
Otherwise, it is very likely that this dead girl will become her junior sister!
Listen to what I said before: the big truth is the small truth, but the fist is the last word.
Isn't this the bullshit principle of my teacher?
Gu Shouzhi almost burst into tears.
He suddenly doubted himself a little, whether it was a wrong decision to let his teacher come here to settle down.
Originally thought that the sky was high and the emperor was far away, and there were fewer disputes in the remote villages, mainly because there were fewer troubles.
But look at the people in this county.
From adults to children, is there a normal person?
Gu Shouzhi pressed his forehead and felt a little headache.
What a crime.
a long time.
Xin Fan stood up.
Everyone summoned up the last courage to look over.
Some things they admit, maybe all of these are fate, if God doesn't favor them, they can't blame others.
But at the very least, let's watch the fun and see a Shunxin head office, right?
Let's revisit everything in the past, okay?Little ancestor!Be normal, please!We must cherish it!Stop torturing us!
The monks kept thinking in their hearts.
Now I don't want anything else, I just want to treat the child who got the opportunity of the Dao Chapter well, and cherish all this hard-won.
In this case, they can feel better in their hearts.
If not, then the Dao Heart is really out of balance.
Just imagine, what you can't ask for, but others discard at will, no matter how you think about it, you feel disturbed.
"Xin Fan, how's it going? Do you have an old man, too?" Gu Sanyue asked.
Xin Fan got up and patted his butt, looked at Gu Sanyue and smiled.
"No, there is no old man."
"What? Why not? No one speaks to you?"
Xin Fan shook his head: "Oh, I mean there is no old man, but someone speaks, and it is a sister with a nice voice!"
"Oh, really." Gu Sanyue nodded indifferently.
After hearing this, everyone on the side breathed a sigh of relief.
This damn child is still panting for words.
I almost thought that I came out without hearing the teachings of the saints. If it was a woman, it should be a female saint from the line of Wen Dao.
Someone is thinking.
Gu Shouzhi patted Xin Fan's head: "Is there any gain or experience? Or do you remember a few words?"
Xin Fan scratched his head: "Well... I don't have any experience, but I chatted with her a few times and asked some questions, I still remember it."
"Oh?" Gu Shouzhi's eyes lit up!
At the same time, everyone around looked at Xin Fan in horror!
Whose family is this child?
Incredible!
You know, what Xin Fan just said meant that he was talking to a saint!
Generally, only people with extraordinary talents, or those with great literary talents, can communicate or ask questions with the sage's voice of preaching in the sage's chapters.
But how old is Xin Fan!
The seeds of reading are inevitable, but if you can face the sages and dare to communicate and ask questions, you must be a great literary talent in the future!
Many Wendao monks were filled with emotion.
Let that hateful Fengjiang county magistrate make money again.
but,
After hearing Xin Fan's story, everyone 'laughed'.
Sure enough, he was still too young!
Fengjiang doesn't have a fucking decent person!
With his hands behind his back, Xin Fan paced back and forth, shaking his head, very pleased with himself.
He glanced at Zhao Taiji in the distance.
Then he said old-fashionedly: "Oh, what a sister with a beautiful voice, I felt it and wrote a poem 'Maybe someone's family is famous, and the spring is strong with a sweet breath'.
Tsk tsk, guess what, after I read this poem, the elder sister was shy and silent. My brother Zhao Taiji said that when a woman is shy, it is the best time to ask. I asked my elder sister how big are her feet ! "
"!!!"
"!!!"
Xin Fan: "I also asked if the wild rice is delicate, do you want to watch the moon with me tonight? And..."
"Enough." Gu Shouzhi could no longer laugh.
He gave Xin Fan a chestnut, then took a deep breath, and pointed to the gate of the school: "All enter the school and start class."
After Gu Shouzhi finished speaking, he led the children directly into the school.
Can't listen anymore.
Again, maybe the little ancestor asked something out of tune.
How big are your feet?
This kind of words, probably only that wretched Zhao Taiji thought of it!
Xin Fan covered his head, feeling very puzzled.
Are you saying it well?Why don't you let me talk?
He looked at Zhao Taiji, who was fooling around, and then sighed.
"Oh, sure enough, Zhao Taiji's set is unreliable."
Gu Sanyue asked strangely: "What is unreliable? What did your previous poem mean?"
"I don't know." Xin Fan shook his head: "That day I took Lao Zhao to peek at the granddaughter of Lao Litou's family. After we climbed up the wall, that's what Zhao Taiji told the granddaughter of Lao Litou's family. At that time, sister Li blushed. , still laughing, I thought this set would work, so I used it.”
Gu Sanyue: "And then?"
"Then?" Xin Fan secretly smiled, and whispered, "The elder sister seemed to be angry, she scolded me to get out, and I woke up."
"..." Gu Sanyue glanced at him sideways, but said nothing.
But, their conversation.
People around can hear it clearly!
In an instant, it was as if the last straw was ruthlessly cut!
Whoosh whoosh!
Countless figures flew towards the outside of the city quickly!
No way, really no way!
You must find a big monster or bandit to vent your anger, otherwise you will be killed by the explosion of anger!
Next time, even if the sound of the gong shatters their ears, they won't come to watch the fun!
A bustling event, reducing life by ten years!
Everyone left in tears.
...
Follow Gu Shouzhi to take the children to school.
Many monks followed suit.
It seems that this seemingly farce of the sage's teachings has come to an end.
But Xu Cunhe didn't leave, neither did Xiao Nanhe.
In the distance, the leaders of the major counties and sects, such as Qi Chuanjun, Sun Dongshu, Lu Qitian, and the female head teacher of the Fuyao Sect, did not leave.
They are not those lower martial arts who are not firm in their hearts.
Although the previous Dao chapters were wasted by the two children, at least the two of them are also the seeds of reading.
After all, it is enough to enter the realm watered by the Dao Chapter of the Saint.
But they did not forget.
What came down today are three chapters on the way of saints.
And Liu Changfeng, who got that article in the end, still hasn't woken up from his enlightenment.
He is the key here!
If you want to figure out what's going on, where this sagehood comes from, and look at the two young children, you will definitely not get the result.
And the only real beneficiary today!
Liu Changfeng, who is not from the frontier, has become the key person to solve this mystery!
Is it the resource behind that sinking wood?
Or,
These three sage chapters all come from the legendary Cave Heaven and Paradise!
This is a possibility that cannot be ruled out!
If Wuliang Mountain had unlocked the location of the entrance to the Paradise of the Cave in advance, it is likely to have obtained the secret realm first.
So no matter what, wait for him to wake up and ask for clarification!
(End of this chapter)
No matter which continent, which dynasty, or sect.
The baptism of Shengyan Avenue is really no joke.
Anyway, so far, I have never seen a monk who dares to speak up, doesn't care at all, or takes the Dao article as a joke.
Listening to the saint's preaching in the saint's chapters, everyone can't wait to listen to it for ten or a half years.
Of course, if you have no talent or strength, and the sea of spiritual knowledge is small, it is understandable that the time is shorter.
After all, it is difficult for ordinary monks to eat all of the sage's avenue watering at once.
It is often enough to write down a few figures, or just a few words, to benefit a lot.
However, like that damned girl, she came out as soon as she went in to take a piss. So far, she is No. 1.
I'm so pissed off!
at this time,
The black-faced girl got up annoyed, as if to suit the occasion, she even lifted her trousers up.
It's like urinating in it.
Gu Sanyue didn't care about the eyes of many people around her.
She is very troubled in her mind now, and she entered a strange place just now without knowing what happened.
Maybe I was too sleepy, I had a strange broken dream.
I was not happy with reading.
In that dream, there was an old man chattering non-stop in her ear, which made her even more annoyed.
Lao Gao, with braids and braids, frowned and pouted, looking a little angry.
Just thinking of scolding Xin Fan Shun Shun Xin a few words.
But when he tilted his head, Xin Fan was actually surrounded by golden light.
The foot that was about to kick up stopped in mid-air, she thought about it and finally did not kick down.
Although she didn't quite understand what she was doing, she knew that if she interrupted Xin Fan at this time, Mr. Gu who was walking in front of her might be angry.
Gu Shouzhi came in front of Gu Sanyue, and he had recovered his spring-like smile.
He looked at the girl carefully, then smiled and asked:
"Girl, what do you gain?"
Gu Sanyue looked puzzled: "Receive the goods? What kind of goods are you receiving? I didn't buy the goods."
"..." Gu Shouzhi's narrowed eyes twitched.
I always feel that this girl was led badly by Shen Mu: "Just now you have been watered by the sage's Dao Zhang, and you are already the seed of reading. Can you gain anything else? Or, have you heard the sage's teaching?"
"You mean, that old man who whispered crookedly in his ear?" Gu Sanyue asked.
Gu Shouzhi: "..."
Speechless.
He is a saint, what is a chirping old man?
Gu Shouzhi dared not answer these words.
If it is really accepted, wouldn't it be disrespectful to the saint?
"..."
"..."
The people around were also powerless to complain.
Whose dead child is this, if you don't beat him, you will be sorry for the saint!
"Cough." Gu Shouzhi continued to ask: "The old man's voice is a ray of Taoism left by the sage in the Taoist chapter, which contains the knowledge of the Tao. If you remember something, you can tell it and listen to it, and I will explain it for you. , or you can also talk about your situation in the Taoist chapter just now."
Gu Sanyue pursed her lips, seeming to understand what Gu Shouzhi meant, and said impatiently: "Oh, I didn't hear anything, I was so sleepy at the time, and the old man was talking non-stop in my dream, I scolded him and ran away."
"???"
"I didn't hear a word of what I said, and I didn't want to hear it, so I covered my ears and told him to get out of here quickly, hehehe." Gu Sanyue smiled, and gestured for a small fist: "What's the big reason, the fist is the hard one." Reasonable! I am a reincarnation of a great general, do I need to listen to those? There is no need at all! I directly punched a set of Invincible Thunderbolt Fist, probably seeing my bravery, the old man ran away, and then I woke up."
A series of words are over.
Gu Sanyue seemed to be very proud, she shook her head, and even punched a set of invincible thunderbolt fists that she created herself indiscriminately.
Gu Shouzhi: "!!!"
Shen Mu: "..."
Cao Zhengxiang: "..."
Xu Cunhe: "..."
Xiao Nanhe: "..."
People around: "!!!!!!"
For an instant.
The whole place was silent.
puff!puff!puff!
The gallbladder was like a glass ball being smashed by a group, and a series of cracks began to appear!
Then there was the sound of vomiting blood.
Damn God!
What a shame!
Even Gu Shouzhi froze in place at this moment, completely ignoring the people behind him who had their guts broken and vomited blood on the spot.
The heart is not firm enough, it is destined to be broken and reunited.
Of course, he was simply tired and didn't want to care about it.
Who would have thought!
It is estimated that the sage who created this chapter will blow his beard and stare angrily.
It's been bad luck for eight lifetimes!
Someone actually despises his preaching, and then scolds the sliver of preaching voice he left behind!
I'm afraid no one will believe it.
But anyone who is familiar with Gu Sanyue knows that this dead girl can definitely do this.
Gu Shouzhi looked at her strangely, not because he was angry, but with an indescribable feeling.
Intuition made him vigilant!
It was as if a voice told him, don't let his teacher see Gu Sanyue, don't!
Otherwise, it is very likely that this dead girl will become her junior sister!
Listen to what I said before: the big truth is the small truth, but the fist is the last word.
Isn't this the bullshit principle of my teacher?
Gu Shouzhi almost burst into tears.
He suddenly doubted himself a little, whether it was a wrong decision to let his teacher come here to settle down.
Originally thought that the sky was high and the emperor was far away, and there were fewer disputes in the remote villages, mainly because there were fewer troubles.
But look at the people in this county.
From adults to children, is there a normal person?
Gu Shouzhi pressed his forehead and felt a little headache.
What a crime.
a long time.
Xin Fan stood up.
Everyone summoned up the last courage to look over.
Some things they admit, maybe all of these are fate, if God doesn't favor them, they can't blame others.
But at the very least, let's watch the fun and see a Shunxin head office, right?
Let's revisit everything in the past, okay?Little ancestor!Be normal, please!We must cherish it!Stop torturing us!
The monks kept thinking in their hearts.
Now I don't want anything else, I just want to treat the child who got the opportunity of the Dao Chapter well, and cherish all this hard-won.
In this case, they can feel better in their hearts.
If not, then the Dao Heart is really out of balance.
Just imagine, what you can't ask for, but others discard at will, no matter how you think about it, you feel disturbed.
"Xin Fan, how's it going? Do you have an old man, too?" Gu Sanyue asked.
Xin Fan got up and patted his butt, looked at Gu Sanyue and smiled.
"No, there is no old man."
"What? Why not? No one speaks to you?"
Xin Fan shook his head: "Oh, I mean there is no old man, but someone speaks, and it is a sister with a nice voice!"
"Oh, really." Gu Sanyue nodded indifferently.
After hearing this, everyone on the side breathed a sigh of relief.
This damn child is still panting for words.
I almost thought that I came out without hearing the teachings of the saints. If it was a woman, it should be a female saint from the line of Wen Dao.
Someone is thinking.
Gu Shouzhi patted Xin Fan's head: "Is there any gain or experience? Or do you remember a few words?"
Xin Fan scratched his head: "Well... I don't have any experience, but I chatted with her a few times and asked some questions, I still remember it."
"Oh?" Gu Shouzhi's eyes lit up!
At the same time, everyone around looked at Xin Fan in horror!
Whose family is this child?
Incredible!
You know, what Xin Fan just said meant that he was talking to a saint!
Generally, only people with extraordinary talents, or those with great literary talents, can communicate or ask questions with the sage's voice of preaching in the sage's chapters.
But how old is Xin Fan!
The seeds of reading are inevitable, but if you can face the sages and dare to communicate and ask questions, you must be a great literary talent in the future!
Many Wendao monks were filled with emotion.
Let that hateful Fengjiang county magistrate make money again.
but,
After hearing Xin Fan's story, everyone 'laughed'.
Sure enough, he was still too young!
Fengjiang doesn't have a fucking decent person!
With his hands behind his back, Xin Fan paced back and forth, shaking his head, very pleased with himself.
He glanced at Zhao Taiji in the distance.
Then he said old-fashionedly: "Oh, what a sister with a beautiful voice, I felt it and wrote a poem 'Maybe someone's family is famous, and the spring is strong with a sweet breath'.
Tsk tsk, guess what, after I read this poem, the elder sister was shy and silent. My brother Zhao Taiji said that when a woman is shy, it is the best time to ask. I asked my elder sister how big are her feet ! "
"!!!"
"!!!"
Xin Fan: "I also asked if the wild rice is delicate, do you want to watch the moon with me tonight? And..."
"Enough." Gu Shouzhi could no longer laugh.
He gave Xin Fan a chestnut, then took a deep breath, and pointed to the gate of the school: "All enter the school and start class."
After Gu Shouzhi finished speaking, he led the children directly into the school.
Can't listen anymore.
Again, maybe the little ancestor asked something out of tune.
How big are your feet?
This kind of words, probably only that wretched Zhao Taiji thought of it!
Xin Fan covered his head, feeling very puzzled.
Are you saying it well?Why don't you let me talk?
He looked at Zhao Taiji, who was fooling around, and then sighed.
"Oh, sure enough, Zhao Taiji's set is unreliable."
Gu Sanyue asked strangely: "What is unreliable? What did your previous poem mean?"
"I don't know." Xin Fan shook his head: "That day I took Lao Zhao to peek at the granddaughter of Lao Litou's family. After we climbed up the wall, that's what Zhao Taiji told the granddaughter of Lao Litou's family. At that time, sister Li blushed. , still laughing, I thought this set would work, so I used it.”
Gu Sanyue: "And then?"
"Then?" Xin Fan secretly smiled, and whispered, "The elder sister seemed to be angry, she scolded me to get out, and I woke up."
"..." Gu Sanyue glanced at him sideways, but said nothing.
But, their conversation.
People around can hear it clearly!
In an instant, it was as if the last straw was ruthlessly cut!
Whoosh whoosh!
Countless figures flew towards the outside of the city quickly!
No way, really no way!
You must find a big monster or bandit to vent your anger, otherwise you will be killed by the explosion of anger!
Next time, even if the sound of the gong shatters their ears, they won't come to watch the fun!
A bustling event, reducing life by ten years!
Everyone left in tears.
...
Follow Gu Shouzhi to take the children to school.
Many monks followed suit.
It seems that this seemingly farce of the sage's teachings has come to an end.
But Xu Cunhe didn't leave, neither did Xiao Nanhe.
In the distance, the leaders of the major counties and sects, such as Qi Chuanjun, Sun Dongshu, Lu Qitian, and the female head teacher of the Fuyao Sect, did not leave.
They are not those lower martial arts who are not firm in their hearts.
Although the previous Dao chapters were wasted by the two children, at least the two of them are also the seeds of reading.
After all, it is enough to enter the realm watered by the Dao Chapter of the Saint.
But they did not forget.
What came down today are three chapters on the way of saints.
And Liu Changfeng, who got that article in the end, still hasn't woken up from his enlightenment.
He is the key here!
If you want to figure out what's going on, where this sagehood comes from, and look at the two young children, you will definitely not get the result.
And the only real beneficiary today!
Liu Changfeng, who is not from the frontier, has become the key person to solve this mystery!
Is it the resource behind that sinking wood?
Or,
These three sage chapters all come from the legendary Cave Heaven and Paradise!
This is a possibility that cannot be ruled out!
If Wuliang Mountain had unlocked the location of the entrance to the Paradise of the Cave in advance, it is likely to have obtained the secret realm first.
So no matter what, wait for him to wake up and ask for clarification!
(End of this chapter)
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