Anti-Japanese War: Starting from Yaobai

Chapter 2679 Zhao Laonian is in the spirit of acting!

Resident hospital!

The sun lazily shines on the slightly old white walls, and the occasional bird calls penetrate the silence, adding a bit of vitality to this small world.

Inside the ward, several veteran soldiers were "recuperating" comfortably, chatting and gossiping, or pretending to groan, trying to use this small ward as a safe haven to escape daily training.

At this time, the door was gently pushed open, and a "newcomer" in a nurse's uniform walked in quietly.

He was big and strong, with messy hair, wearing a wide-mouthed mask and a black leather apron, and looked like a butcher. He was sent by Duanwu to rescue Zhao Laonian, who had evaded training and pretended to be sick.

As a top-notch soldier, Zhao Laonian naturally has plenty of means.

The first people he targeted were the sick soldiers who had nowhere to run.

Zhao Laonian thought to himself, "Damn it, being a patient is my only choice. You kids who haven't even grown all their hair yet are hanging out here. What am I going to hang out with in the future?"

So Zhao Laonian came, wearing a little nurse's uniform, and walked over quietly!

After Zhao Laonian entered the room, he deliberately pinched his throat and said, "Hey, gentlemen, I am Xiao Zhao who has just been transferred here. I am here to serve you!"

The eight recruits who were lying or sleeping in the room were all stunned.

I thought to myself: Why haven’t we heard about Xiao Zhao, who was just transferred here?

And are you a man or a woman? Judging from your body shape, you look like an old man, right? Why do you speak with a shrill voice, like a eunuch from the palace?

The eight recruits couldn't help but feel a chill in their hearts.

But although they were young, they were also veterans who had been sick for many years, so they did not take Zhao Laonian seriously at all.

Anyway, no matter who comes, they are sick.

Zhao Laonian continued to pinch his throat and said, "What are your illnesses? Doctor Han asked me to give you medicine, but I'm new here and can't tell who is who. Just tell me your symptoms! I'll give you injections one by one!"

As he spoke, Zhao Laonian pinched his fingers together and sang in Beijing dialect.

"・・・"

The eight recruits ignored it. Often when they came to be patients, the nurses were unwilling to give them injections.

Because the medicine is very expensive and they don't have any disease, who would be willing to waste the medicine on them?

So, when they come here, they just gather together to chat, and then go to eat when it is time for dinner. After dinner, if they are not training, they will stay in the barracks. If they are training, they will come back to soak.

But they didn't expect that a special nurse would come today and give them an injection right away.

But it makes sense if you think about it. The other party is new here and doesn't know how expensive medicine is now, so it's normal to give them injections.

One of the recruits rolled up his arm and said, "I have typhoid fever, come on!"

The other recruits laughed, because typhoid fever was the easiest to fake. All they had to do was cough twice and say they had typhoid fever, and anyone who came would be helpless.

Most of them had typhoid fever, and some were pretending to have stomachaches.

But unexpectedly, at this moment, Zhao Laonian pinched his fingers together again and sang: "Typhoid fever and other diseases can be fatal. They must be treated as soon as possible, ah, ah!"

The new soldier thought it was funny and sang along, "Yeah, yeah! Hahahaha!"

Then Zhao Laonian took out a syringe as thick as half an arm from the cloth bag behind his butt. The needle was thicker than the awl used to sew shoe soles.

The recruit was stunned for a moment and asked nervously: "What kind of syringe is that? Is this for injecting pigs? And what's the liquid there? Why is it yellow?"

Zhao Laonian smiled and continued to sing: "Of course it is a panacea, it works immediately after one injection."

Zhao Laonian then hit the weapon with his mouth: "Clang clang clang clang clang, clang clang clang clang, bang, the warehouse is empty!"

Zhao Laonian walked around the house, struck a pose, and continued singing:

"Listen carefully, you new recruits.

Don't learn to be afraid of death.

Putting on a military uniform is no joke.

The responsibility to defend the country is strong.

You think the hospital bed is a safe haven,

Who knows that comfort is poisonous soup?

The blood of our predecessors and martyrs has brought us peace today.

Be a man, be ambitious!

A cowardly person cannot become strong.

Why fear the hail of bullets?

When you are determined to serve your country, do not hesitate.

Don't be nervous when you see the war going on.

The battle of life and death is in full swing.

If you retreat and don't resist,

Who will protect this hometown?

Listen to me and stop being so rude.

Get up quickly and return to the tent.

More time on the training ground,

One day on the battlefield, he will kill the enemy general!

Although Xiao Zhao is a girl,

He also understands loyalty, filial piety, benevolence, righteousness and strength.

Why are you so angry today?

I just hope you will become a pillar of society!

Wow! "

Zhao Laonian's long passage of monologue made the corners of the mouths of all the recruits in the room twitch. Although they were also excited by Zhao Laonian's singing, avoiding war and fearing death were innate, so how could they be easily changed?

Seeing that things were not going well, several recruits exchanged glances with each other, and some jumped out of the window while others ran away.

Zhao Laonian was not in a hurry to chase after him, but instead posed again and sang:

"Hey!

You youngsters are too absurd.

Escape like a rat.

Military discipline is no joke.

How can you just go in there as you please?

Don't think training is too hard.

The battlefield is even more unpredictable.

Today I escaped for a while,

Tomorrow I will shed tears of regret.

A good man of steel and integrity,

How can we be bound at will?

I would rather die in battle, but I am still a hero.

Don't be a deserter.

Come back, don’t hesitate!

Don't let your youth pass by in vain.

A man of blood should be self-reliant.

Sacrifice for the country and be glorious!

Thinking of me, Old Zhao, I have lived up to the glory!

But the blood in my chest is still boiling.

I wish to be a beacon pointing the way,

Light up the long road ahead for you.

Wow! "

Zhao Laonian's singing was sonorous and powerful, echoing in the empty wooden house, but the new recruits had long disappeared.

He shook his head helplessly, with a hint of disappointment in his eyes.

He sang so well that even Zhao Laonian himself was almost moved.

But think about it, how easy is it to change a person's mind?

It’s not something that can be achieved overnight!

But Zhao Laonian is still willing to be the whetstone, day after day, year after year, until he can hone these new recruits into real warriors.

Of course, the most important thing is that he was able to complete the task and was praised by Captain Qi.

What if Captain Qi is so happy that he lets Old Zhao retire early?

Of course, the situation is actually not bad now. We don’t have to fight, and it is also a very happy thing to compete with a few new recruits in wits and courage.

It’s just that these new recruits are not easy to fool. Even though Zhao Laonian has been sincere and open-hearted to them, they are still stubborn and refuse to change.

Looking at the large syringe in his hand, which was filled with his Aristolochia, he had to give these guys a shot each, so that they would remember.

Thinking of this, Zhao Laonian held down the large syringe in his hand with one hand, and once again began to walk on the stage like a Peking Opera, shouting loudly: "Hey! Where are you going! Wah! "

(End of this chapter)