Anti-Japanese War: Starting from Yaobai

Chapter 3026 A splash of water on a sapling, safe and convenient!
Suzuki's expression froze after hearing Chen Yushan's words. "Is this guy a pervert? He even takes a dump together? And he's singing about it?"

He never expected Chen Yushan to say such a thing. He had originally thought that Chen Yushan would stand by his side and help him persuade Liu Jinbiao so that he could go to the back to investigate the situation. Now, he was directly tied to Chen Yushan.

After a long pause, Suzuki finally came to his senses and stammered, "Brother Chen... Brother Chen, this... this isn't appropriate. I... I prefer to poop alone in peace and quiet; I can't poop if there are too many people around."

Upon hearing this, Chen Yushan burst into laughter. He patted Suzuki's stomach and said, "Brother Li, what's wrong with not being able to poop? We're both grown men, why are we being so picky? Besides, we're out in the middle of nowhere, who knows what dangers might arise later? It'll be good for us to look out for each other. Don't refuse, come with me!"

Suzuki's face flushed red and then turned pale with anger. He cursed Chen Yushan in his heart, but he didn't dare to show it on the surface. He could only continue to pretend to be pitiful and said, "Brother Chen, I'm not afraid of danger, I'm just afraid of crowds. I've had this problem since I was a child. I get nervous when there are many people, and when I get nervous, I can't go to the toilet. Please be kind and let me go by myself."

Liu Jinbiao almost burst out laughing when he saw Suzuki's embarrassed and helpless look.

He suppressed a laugh and said in a serious tone, "Brother Li, don't be stubborn. Brother Chen is right. What if we encounter a Siberian tiger in this desolate wilderness? I'm not kidding, but Siberian tigers are huge. With one big mouth, they can swallow two people whole. So just listen to me and come with Brother Chen to the grove ahead to pull it up. It's safe and convenient."

Seeing that Liu Jinbiao had once again blocked his excuse, Suzuki was both anxious and annoyed, and fine beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.

His eyes darted around, and he came up with another excuse. Just as he was about to speak, Chen Yushan spoke up first, "Brother Li, don't say anything more. In this time, we could have finished our work. Let's hurry up and go to the grove ahead to take care of our business, and then catch up with the group. If we dawdle any longer and slow down our march, that will be troublesome."

Suzuki was so angry he almost fainted. He knew that insisting on it wouldn't lead to anything good, so he said angrily, "Fine, fine, I'll go to the grove up ahead to get it, okay?"

After saying that, Suzuki stormed off towards the grove of trees ahead.

Liu Jinbiao and Chen Yushan looked at his retreating figure, smiled at each other, and then Chen Yushan went to find Suzuki to help pull him away.

Watanabe, Kurai, and Kato, who were not far away, all saw this, and then looked at each other speechlessly.

Watanabe lowered his voice first and said, "This Suzuki is so useless, he can't even handle such a small thing."

Cangjing stroked his chin, his eyes darting around, and after thinking for a moment, he said, "Why don't we pretend to go to take a dump? Right now, Liu Jinbiao is the only one we're familiar with. Even if he goes to take a dump with us, he'll still be alone. We can still find out about the other two by going back to investigate."

Kato shook his head after hearing this, saying, "This method won't work. If we all go to take a dump, Liu Jinbiao isn't stupid; he'll definitely become suspicious. He might report our unusual behavior to the Anti-Japanese Brigade, and then we'll be exposed!"

Watanabe listened to Kato's words and agreed that they made sense. He frowned and muttered, "What are we going to do? Are we, the four elite members of the Special Higher Police, really incapable of even going to the back to take a look?"

Cangjing's eyes darted around, and suddenly an idea struck him. He excitedly exclaimed, "I've got it! We can pretend to be feeling unwell and have Liu Jinbiao take one of us to find the doctor from the anti-Japanese brigade. That way, the other two can move around freely!"

Watanabe's eyes lit up upon hearing this, and he gave a thumbs up, saying, "That's a great idea! Let's do it that way. Kurai, you quickly pretend to be in pain, and when Liu Jinbiao comes over to ask, you beg him to take you to see a doctor."

"Okay, I'll take care of it!" So, Cangjing started clutching his stomach, rolling on the ground, and groaning in pain.

Liu Jinbiao was not far away when he saw Cang Jing clutching his stomach and crying out, rolling around on the ground. He quickly strode over and asked, feigning concern, "What happened? Brother Dachun, what happened to you all of a sudden?"

Watanabe and Kato exchanged a glance, and Watanabe quickly feigned anxiety, saying, "Brother Liu, Dachun's old ailment seems to be acting up again. It happens to him from time to time, and the pain is excruciating. Could you please take Dachun to see a military doctor, or even a medic?"

Liu Jinbiao sneered inwardly, thinking to himself: These little devils think I'm a three-year-old? They think they can fool me with such a clumsy scheme.

But he still pretended to be worried, frowning as he said, "Oh dear, Brother Dachun is so sick. But I can't carry him by myself. How about this, let's go together? Me, Brother Zhuzi, and Brother Xiaosan, the three of us can help Brother Dachun over together, that way it will be safer."

Watanabe and Kato were stunned when they heard this.

After a moment, Watanabe stammered, "This...this isn't a good idea, Brother Liu. With so many of us going, won't it cause too much delay? The main force is still on the march..."

Liu Jinbiao's lips curled up slightly, revealing a sly smile that was barely perceptible, and he said, "Brother Zhuzi, Brother Dachun's illness is more important. Let's put the marching speed aside for now. Besides, with so many of us together, we can look after each other. If anything unexpected happens on the way, we'll have someone to help us out. It's settled then. Let's quickly help Brother Dachun to find a doctor."

Seeing that things were not going well, Kato quickly stepped forward and said, trying to appear calm, "Brother Liu, actually, Da Chun's illness might get better after a while of rest. There's no need to make such a fuss. Let's wait and see. If he's still not feeling well, then we can go."

Liu Jinbiao shook his head and said righteously, "Brother Xiao San, this illness can't be delayed. If it gets worse, it will be troublesome. Don't try to persuade me anymore. Let's go quickly and get treatment as soon as possible so that Brother Da Chun can suffer less."

As he spoke, Liu Jinbiao squatted down, making a gesture as if to help Cangjing.

Watanabe and Kato stood aside, anxious as ants on a hot plate, but they didn't know what to do.

They never expected Liu Jinbiao to pull such a stunt, which completely disrupted their plans.

Cangjing lay on the ground, listening to their conversation, feeling utterly miserable. He had originally intended to feign illness to deceive Liu Jinbiao, but unexpectedly, he had gotten himself into trouble.

He secretly opened his eyes and glanced at Watanabe and Kato, his eyes conveying the message: What do we do now? Don't let us get exposed!

Watanabe gritted his teeth and said, forcing a smile, "Brother Liu, well... alright then, let's go together. But we need to hurry so as not to delay the march."

Liu Jinbiao was secretly delighted, but said calmly, "Alright, let's hurry up."

So the three of them, supporting Cangjing, walked forward, inquiring about a military doctor or medic.