Daily life since I picked up the little fox demon

Chapter 1 Beware of Two-dimensional!
Lu Yiming had a very strange dream.

In his dream, he saw the little fox he picked up a few days ago stood up on its humanized hind feet, put its front feet together, made a gesture of prostration, hid its fluffy tail behind it, and asked in a light and pleasant voice: "My lord, do you see?" Am I human?"

【Choose it! 】

Accompanied by a high-pitched voice, the glittering options interface appeared.

[①I think you look like a middle-aged bald, beriberi, wretched foot-picking guy//reward: one wretched guy, 5 free attribute points]

[②I think you look like a 60-year-old woman with sores all over her body and pus on her feet//reward: one old woman with pus, 5 free attribute points]

【③I think you look like a 148cm tall white-haired tsundere loli with poor breasts//reward: a white-haired loli】

【Time limit: 30 seconds】

Lu Yiming wasn't too surprised because he was already familiar with it.

Damn the system, I have been poisoned so deeply that I even have the option to pop up in my dreams.

Anyway, in the dream, there was no real reward for choosing one or two, and it was too disgusting.

Then, there is only one answer!

Lu Yiming pondered for a while:

"I see you as a 148 cm tall, arrogant loli with poor breasts and white hair."

The little fox was overjoyed, and bowed to thank him:
"Thank you son. Hey, poor breasts, white hair and tsundere loli? What is that?"

The little fox looked blank.

She heard the word 'like', but what is the mess behind it?

What is this man talking about?

In an instant, blazing white light filled their field of vision.

early morning.

The warm sunlight entered the small room through the gaps in the curtains, and just happened to shine on Lu Yiming's face, making the sleeping Lu Yiming frown involuntarily.

Hateful sun.

When you have money, you must buy a good blackout curtain.

There is no class on Sunday, it is time to catch up on sleep, and the sun should not disturb sleep!
So Lu Yiming turned over and lay down on the bed.

Mr. Lu Xun said that anyone who sleeps on his stomach is fighting the whole world.

On the way to turn over, his right hand seemed to touch something furry.

what is it then?

In the hazy sleepiness, Lu Yiming narrowed his eyes and glanced to the right.

Suddenly, he felt that there was someone lying beside him?

I had hallucinations after staying up all night.

By the way, what is that furry thing that the right hand touches?
Lu Yiming subconsciously grasped and pinched it.

"Hmm~"

The fluffy thing actually let out a pleasant snort.

???

what sound?
Lu Yiming's body lying on the bed jerked violently, and his mind instantly sobered up a lot.

He got up from the bed almost like lightning, and lifted the quilt.

After seeing the guy inside clearly, Lu Yiming's pupils shrank suddenly, and his body couldn't help shaking.

A petite white-haired girl huddled under the quilt, seemingly naked, with a transparent liquid remaining at the corner of her mouth. (saliva)
Snow-white and soft long hair covered half of the bed, like flowing snow, reflecting the beautiful color of the sun.

It came from nowhere, as if there was a scent of sunshine, and the air with the scent of a girl tickled Lu Yiming's nasal cavity.

Lu Yiming rubbed his temples, and began to reflect on whether he drank too much last night or did something he shouldn't have done.

Or maybe he hasn't woken up yet.

I ordered a few dishes last night, so drunk.

The girl suddenly opened her eyes, and her light red pupils met Lu Yiming's gaze.

Both sides looked at each other.

【Choose it! 】

A golden option box and several lines of white characters appeared before Lu Yiming's eyes.

[①Don't say anything else, wrap the girl in a quilt and throw it from the window//reward: 5 free attribute points]

[②Say: Little girl, you look so cute, can you take care of me carefully? //Reward: a big bag]

【③Tenderly stroke the girl's head//reward: a cute smile】

【Time limit: 10 seconds】

Lu Yiming immediately walked over and touched the girl's head.

Very soft and comfortable to the touch.

The girl blinked, and a beautiful smile appeared on her delicate pretty face.

"Wow?" the girl called out.

"Aww?" Lu Yiming was stunned.

What is this new popular way of saying hello?

But it’s so cute~awsl~ I feel like I’m going to be cute~
"Little sister, why are you at my house?" Lu Yiming asked cautiously.

It's strange, he didn't drink Fragrance last night, and he doesn't remember bringing such a little girl home at all.

The girl didn't seem to understand Lu Yiming's words.

Until she stretched her body, she saw her slender hands.

The girl's expression was puzzled first, then surprised.

"Success?"

Lu Yiming only felt a gust of wind passing over the tip of his nose, accompanied by a pleasant aroma, the girl got into the toilet.

10 seconds later.

The white-haired girl looked blankly at herself in the mirror in the toilet.

Why did she turn into a little one after she transformed into a shape?
What about the transformation form that was originally visualized?

The girl's grief-stricken voice sounded:
"You you you you you what did you do!"

Lu Yiming was silent for a while.

Yeah, what the hell did he do?

The scene in the dream was gradually recalled by him.

Is that really a dream?
He looked at the empty cage in the corner of the room and began to doubt life.

Where is my little fox?

Damn system, you give back my cute little fox! ——
The fresh air is mixed with the aroma of green grass, and the warm light gently falls through the gaps between the lush treetops and branches. After the rain, the sky is sunny, and there are crystal clear drops of lubricating water on the tops of the treetops and grass.

On the wet grass, two snow-white foxes, one big and one small, cuddled up to each other.

"Lili, remember this time when you enter the WTO, when you ask for a seal, you must be careful of a group of human beings called 'Two-dimensional', and you must pay attention to staying away from them."

"Why, grandma?"

"I heard that the 'Two-dimensional' group does all kinds of evil. They don't think about making progress all day long, eat, drink and have fun. They like to treat the monster race as their pets, and even make them their own meat weapons."

"What is a meat weapon? Is it a very strong weapon?" the little fox asked.

"Grandma doesn't know either, just remember."

"Sounds terrible, Lili will pay attention!"

"Have you memorized the ten precepts of the fox family?"

"Ah."

"Look behind your back."

"First: Don't hurt humans at will."

"Second: All wrongdoings shall be borne by oneself."

"Third: Pay attention to hiding your identity."

"Eighth: Don't drink too much."

"Ninth: Don't eat too much human junk food."

"Tenth: Watch the traffic lights when crossing the road."

The little fox raised his head, "Grandma, I've finished memorizing it, but the last few are all new ones, right? Lili doesn't quite understand."

"It's okay, grandma doesn't understand either."

"what?"

"Now, add No. 11 precepts, be careful of Two-dimensional!"

"understood!"

"Speaking of which, this Two-dimensional group is so vicious, won't the official practitioners of human beings exterminate them?"

"Grandma doesn't know too well. It was mentioned in a letter sent back by your uncle two years ago. In the letter, he seemed a little embarrassed."

"Didn't uncle say why?"

"No, he never came back. Grandma, I miss him a little. If you can find him in the human world, Lili, help grandma bring him back."

"Yeah, Lili misses my uncle too."

"Hurry up and come back after the seal is over. Hurrying at this strange node, the human world is very dangerous."

"Uh-huh."

When the little fox really set foot in the human world and knew the meaning of Two-dimensional, she realized how "dangerous" this world is. The huge human world has already fallen, and the traces of "Two-dimensional" are everywhere in this world.

(End of this chapter)