Daily life since I picked up the little fox demon

Chapter 142 The Jealous Little Fox [4000]

"Young master, Lili is wrong~ Don't scratch like this, it feels itchy~"

The little fox lay on his back on the bed, giggling uncontrollably.

In order to punish the (fake) little fox for being dishonest, Lu Yiming ruaed the girl's big tail with one hand, and kept scratching her soft waist with the other hand. This place feels really good (cross off) .

"Lili, do you think you did it on purpose?"

How did my little fox become so black-bellied?
What about the innocent, cute little fox?
Sure enough, in the big dye vat of modern human society, no matter how pure white paper is, it will be stained with various colors.

The little fox turned around, her delicate face was already blushing, she smiled coquettishly and said:

"Hey hey~ Lili just wanted to have a word with the young master's grandfather."

You guys definitely did it on purpose!

Lu Yiming sighed, he always felt that going back this time might be a pill.

He has already thought out the plot.

At that time, all the unrelated aunts and aunts in the village will know that he has brought his girlfriend back, and they may all come to watch the show.

Then seeing that the so-called girlfriend turned out to be such a young girl, he called him back to report and sent him to the police.

After a series of inquiries, the next day the administration sent people to find him, and then slapped him in the face to pretend to be bullying.
"By the way, my lord, Suzutori said that he would go too, right?"

"I said it, I said it, what's wrong?"

"Oh, it's okay, Lili just wanted to ask."

For such a long time, the little fox has also been disgusted with Ling Xi from the beginning, but now he can tolerate her occasionally touching his tail and head.

Lu Yiming suddenly thought, since the little fox loses his qualifications as a girlfriend and risks getting involved, it shouldn't be a problem to call senior sister Lingxi a girlfriend, right?
At least no righteous person will emerge to report him.

Good idea, discuss it with Lingxi then.

A dull male voice suddenly sounded in the room,
"You've lived a very comfortable life. Does this mean that the ward of the Administration Bureau is your home?"

Lu Yiming frowned, stopped what he was doing, and looked up.

On another bed, Zhao Qiu appeared again.

How come Nima is so elusive? Don't the rest of the Bureau of Abnormalities panic?
Lu Yiming laughed and said:
"Comfort is still not as comfortable as home, after all, it always feels like someone is watching here."

"Are you alluding to me?"

Zhao Qiu shook his phone: "Although I don't really want to stare at you all the time, but this is the order of Deputy Bureau Qiu, so no matter where you go during the National Day, I will follow."

Lu Yiming frowned and asked, "Are you going too?"

Good guy, another person is going to follow him?

Zhao Qiu said: "Don't worry, you go out according to your plan, unless you are in danger, I won't show up."

"A master of your level still wants to be our guard?"

Lu Yiming couldn't believe it.

Are there so many experts in the Administration?

"It can be regarded as fishing. There may be other people behind this incident."

Zhao Qiu shook his head and said: "Anyway, you can just pretend that I don't exist. It just so happens that I don't really want to go out to play during the National Day holiday, and it's uncomfortable to stay at home. I've had enough of the hustle and bustle in the city these years, so I go to places like the countryside to escape It's pretty good too."

After Zhao Qiu disappeared, Lu Yiming thought about what he said for a while.

There are others pushing.
Isn't the president of the Yaozu guild hall not the culprit?
crunch—

The door of the ward was pushed open, and Ling Xi walked in with a lunch box.

At this time, Lu Yiming was maintaining the posture of pinching the little fox's big tail with one hand and pressing the girl's abdomen with the other hand.

Ling Xi glanced at it, took out her phone from her pocket, and took two photos at the speed of light.

She sighed in admiration:
"The composition of the two of you is really good, at least the kind of three-year prison sentence."

Lu Yiming was startled, "Wait a minute! You don't mean to send it out!"

"Don't worry, I won't post it. I'm not Mr. Zhao Qiu."

Ling Xi put the boxed lunch on the table and said: "Here is the lunch, you can eat it yourself, I will go upstairs to bask in the sun."

"Baking in the sun"

Lu Yiming looked outside, he hadn't seen the warm sunshine for a long time, and he had been lying on the hospital bed for the past few days, feeling like he had lost his vitality.

Just as plants need sunlight, once people stay indoors for a long time, they sometimes yearn for sunlight.

The exceptions are light death and severe social fear.

"Lili, shall we go upstairs for dinner too? It's too stuffy here."

The little fox asked: "My lord, can you walk around now?"

"Just don't do strenuous exercise.

Ling Xi turned her head and glanced at Lu Yiming, but said nothing.

In the process of going upstairs, Lu Yiming still overestimated the degree of healing of his injury. When walking up the stairs, his movements would affect the wound, causing him to cock his mouth in pain.

Ling Xi looked down from above, "If you continue to crook your mouth like this, you might become a crooked dragon king."

Lu Yiming said helplessly, "That can't be helped."

"What is the Crooked Mouth Dragon King?" The little fox looked curious.

"It's a routine of pretending to slap your face. If you watch it too much, you will lose your mind. If you want to read it, fox, you can go to the pen station to search."

Ling Xi explained, then walked down a square, and put her hand on Lu Yiming's shoulder.

Immediately, Lu Yiming felt that he had lost a lot of weight, as if there was a breeze supporting him under his feet.

"Fox, you lift him up."

"Oh."

"what?"

The little fox lifted him by the waist and lifted him up with one hand, Lu Yiming's confused expression was like a chicken, weak, pitiful and helpless.
He suddenly felt that he was such an idiot, he might as well let Ling Xi fly out of the window with him.

on the rooftop.

The weather is fine today, neither high nor low.

Flowing white clouds, pleasant warm wind.

The environment makes people feel comfortable.

Lu Yiming sat on the recliner, opened the lunch box, and ate mouthfuls.

The little fox turned into a dry rice fox, and finished the boxed lunch in a few mouthfuls. Judging by her expression, she seemed a little dissatisfied.

The girl muttered, "It's so rare."

Ling Xi cast a glance at the little fox, "Fox, do you know that you will gain weight if you eat too much? You are already short enough, if you gain weight again, you may become a gas tank."

"Lili is not short!"

The little fox pouted in protest.

Ling Xi said casually: "Yes, yes, neither short nor short, come here."

"Why?" The little fox was wary.

"Borrow a tail for use."

"do not want!"

Lu Yiming smiled and watched the two girls quarreling.

That's great. Although I came to college to study, this kind of college life is really interesting.

Tweet!

After the clear bird song sounded, an emerald green bird flew from nowhere and stopped at the guardrail in front of him.

Lu Yiming remembered that this bird was the one Ling Xi had mentioned before.

He stretched out his hand, but the bird fluttered its wings and flew into his hand.

Lu Yiming said in surprise, "You are such a dear bird."

"Xiaoyou will fall into your hands?"

Ling Xi was a little strange, Xiao You probably wouldn't get close to other people except her.

Lu Yiming wanted to touch this kingfisher, but when his other hand moved, the kingfisher flew up and ran to Lingxi's side.

Then he found that there was a puddle of white poop on his hand.

"."

Lu Yiming hurriedly shook off the lump of bird shit.

This bird is using his hand as a toilet!
So Lu Yiming said that he hates birds and animals.

Ling Xi was amused, she took out a pack of napkins from her pocket and threw it over.

"Wipe it off, I'll apologize to you on Xiaoyou's behalf."

The little fox suddenly reached out and grabbed the kingfisher on Lingxi's shoulder.

"Fox, don't!"

"I don't want to do anything."

Aggrieved, the little fox opened his little hand, revealing the kingfisher inside, and gently touched its little head with his fingers.
"Quite cute."

Ling Xi breathed a sigh of relief.

"Yes."

In this world, all the lives that work hard to live are actually quite lovely.

"By the way, Miss Suzuki."

Lu Yiming asked suddenly: "You said you wanted to go back to my hometown with me, right?"

Ling Xi nodded: "That's right, didn't I say that? My task now is to follow you."

In most cases, if she encounters danger, she can take off and run with the two of them directly.

"Then I'm going to buy a ticket. I plan to go back on the morning of the 1st. On the 2nd, there is a neighbor's son who is getting married next to my house. Let me be the best man."

"Are you going to be the best man? Are you sure you didn't want to destroy it?"

As an elf who has lived in the human world for 5 years, Ling Xi naturally understands what a best man is.

If Lu Yiming is the best man, he might not only steal the groom's limelight, but also do some weird things with his brain.

In the past few days, because of his injuries, Lu Yiming has been quieter, but his injuries are getting better soon
Lu Yiming said helplessly: "I can't help it. I was asked to go by name and surname. If I don't go, I will become enemies."

That Aunt Wang is also outrageous, it's already 2025, and she still believes in that kind of old magic stick, and she doesn't know she was cheated by 2w.

Why don't you give me the money directly, and I'll drive away those demons for you.

"Let me buy the ticket first."

After Lu Yiming opened the railway ticketing app, he found that all the train tickets from S city to C city had been sold out.

This kind of large-scale holiday, if you want to take a railway train, you can't get it without booking a week or two in advance.

It’s okay to take a bus, but it takes at least five or six hours to get there, and it hurts my head.

"what happened?"

"No tickets."

"Then how about I take you there directly?" Ling Xi said.

Lu Yiming quickly waved his hands, "No, no, it's better to take the bus."

Occasionally, it is quite exciting to fly in a human-shaped plane.
But being carried and flying in the sky for a long time, who can stand it.

The little fox also nodded deeply.

Will vomit.

Ling Xi thought for a while and said, "Let me buy it. I remember that we seem to have an internal channel to buy tickets. We should be able to buy some unsold train tickets."

"Then leave it to you?"

"Well, stop talking and bask in the sun."

"Ah."

The little fox put the kingfisher back on Lingxi's shoulder, transformed himself into a little white fox, jumped onto Lu Yiming's lap and squatted.

Under the warm sun, the three stopped talking and felt the beauty of the sun together.

In the shadow of the rooftop, Zhao Qiu quietly looked at the three of them.

He also thought of his past green years.

Made!Feeling sour, how can he have any youthful years, I really want to throw this Lu Yiming downstairs.——
October [-]st.

early morning.

Lu Yiming packed up his things to go home.

In fact, there is nothing, just a change of clothes, a mobile phone and a charger are enough.

The ticket was bought in the afternoon, but before going to the train station, he had to go to the Dongze Wetland to recover the pieces of Qianhen that he had dropped in the lake.

The nun sister told him to just go there, the new president of the guild hall over there is already half of his own.

Speaking of which, the red letter I picked up at that time should have been taken away by the nun sister, but Lu Yiming didn't have any idea of ​​asking for it, and that thing was useless to him.

Under Ling Xi's meticulous grooming, the little fox changed into a cute outfit again today.

"How is your son?"

"so cute."

Lu Yiming gave two thumbs up, one was for Little Fox and the other was for Ling Xi.

This time the little fox dressed up even more beautifully.

Ling Xi's technique also became more and more mature.

The hair is still tied into two bundles with sky blue ribbons, and the dress embellished with blue and white pleated lace shows a pure and elegant atmosphere, coupled with the girl's snow hair and delicate face, like a noble princess, far away The point is to tell him the truth that everyone should not enter.

The white stockings should be made of ultra-thin velvet material, with a faint reddish white complexion at the knees and ankles. When the girl sits up, the looming stretch of the joints is even more alluring.

Cough, why is he really getting more and more punished.

With difficulty, Lu Yiming moved his gaze away from the little fox, and looked at Ling Xi behind her,
"Senior Lingxi, don't you want to dress yourself up?"

Ling Xi chuckled, "Why should I dress up?"

"Too."

Lu Yiming nodded and said, "Senior sister, you look good even without dressing up, there is something I want to discuss with you, senior sister."

Ling Xi joked: "You don't want me to be your girlfriend for a few days, do you?"

"Congratulations on guessing right."

Lu Yiming: "My grandfather insisted that I bring a girlfriend back, so..."

"Really? I'll just say it casually, are you serious?"

Ling Xi pondered for a moment, glanced at the little fox, then at Lu Yiming, and suddenly realized.

It turned out that this person was still a little ashamed.

If he introduced the fox as his girlfriend to the people in the village, it might not be famous in the whole village that day, but spread in the neighboring village the next day.

The little fox puffed up his face in dissatisfaction, "Lili can be the young master's girlfriend! Young master, you don't need to look for Bell Bird, is it because Lili is not good enough?"

"Lili is fine."

"That's right! Lili is going to tell the young master's grandfather that Lili is the young master's girlfriend!"

Lu Yiming: "."

Oh my god, Lili, you want me to die completely socially!

Ling Xi patted Lu Yiming's shoulder, and said pitifully:
"I don't care if you hear me, but this fox is jealous again, you can figure it out yourself."

(End of this chapter)