Daily life since I picked up the little fox demon

Chapter 243 The Person Who Was Hanged About the Qia Bird Egg
Su Jingmo stared at Lu Yiming speechlessly.

God, drink a lot of hot water.
Now that you have already guessed it, then hurry up and arrange it for me.

There is no such thing in this world, otherwise how would women live?
Lu Yiming scratched his head, "I'm a man, so I don't need this thing."

"Who is not a man!"

The uncle stared fiercely at the man in front of him as if his hair had exploded.
"Now that you know, help me get a few packs."

Everyone is male (?), so don't be embarrassed, please help!

Under Uncle Lili's piercing eyes,

Lu Yiming also realized that what he said was a proper straight man.

Fortunately, the other party was Little Fox's uncle, so he didn't have any thoughts about him.

If you switch to a man and woman in love, the woman sends you this kind of question, but you reply 'drink more hot water'. Congratulations, you may not be far from breaking up.

"Then I'll find someone to get you a few bags." Lu Yiming said.

"hurry up."

Su Jingmo gently clutched his stomach.

pain.

Damn, I don't know when I can go back.

Being a woman is such a hassle! ! !
The little fox looked bewildered, turned his head left and right to look at Lu Yiming and his uncle,

What encrypted calls are these two talking about?

"What exactly are you talking about?"

"Lili, don't you know anything?"

The ignorant look of the little fox aroused Lu Yiming's interest (hungry for knowledge).

He thought for a while and asked:

"Lili, don't you goblins have menstrual periods?"

Speaking of the time she spent with the little fox, she had never been here before, but it was normal to think about it.

After all, she is a cute 'immature' girl now.

"Period?"

The little fox wondered, "What is that?"

"Lili, please ignore him." Su Jingmo muttered softly, "We fairies are not as troublesome as you humans."

"Huh?" Lu Yiming turned his head.

Seeing Lu Yiming turning his head to look at her, the uncle immediately turned his head away, shut his mouth and refused to say anything.

Without him, it's too embarrassing.

They are all ordinary human girls in this world.

The physical age of Lili here has not yet reached that period, otherwise it is estimated that there will be.

Of course, in the usual state of the real world, fox demons generally don't have that kind of thing. Animals are still very different from humans, let alone fairies.

The so-called estrous cycle may exist, but it can also be controlled.

The reason why goblins are goblins is that their intelligence and intellect can control their instincts, otherwise what face would they call themselves goblins?
Lu Yiming pondered for a while, and suddenly asked whimsically:

"Lili, tell me, Lingxi, as a bird fairy, will she lay eggs?"

Birds are oviparous animals, so as a fairy in the form of a bird, will Miss Suzuki lay eggs regularly?

"Lay an egg?" The little fox was stunned for a moment: "Maybe Bell Bird will. If you want to see it, Lili can ask Bell Bird for one."

"Forget it, she will treat me as a pervert." Lu Yiming said.

The uncle glanced casually, "Aren't you a pervert, my Lili has been turned into this by you, and you haven't been arrested by Xia Guo's police, it's your luck... Hey, wait, who is your partner?" Harpies?"

Hearing this, Su Jingmo's pale face turned rosy, she clapped her hands heavily, and said in surprise:

"The eggs of bird demons are good things! Some bird demons who have just entered the world have no money, so they sell their own eggs. One can sell for hundreds of dollars!"

"Whether it is used for fried eggs, scrambled eggs, or boiled eggs, it tastes good and has high nutritional value."

"Forehead."

Those pictures popped up in Lu Yiming's mind.

Let's not talk about whether senior sister Lingxi can lay eggs, even if she can, take the eggs she laid and fry them...

Nima, it's too ghostly.

Is this what people should do?
He suddenly saw a familiar figure walking out of the corridor ahead.

The uncle felt that her stomach didn't hurt anymore, she beamed and said, "Introduce your bird monster partner to me, and send me some bird eggs by airmail later..."

"Wait, uncle, please stop and stop talking."

Su Jingmo raised his eyebrows:

"It's not that I don't pay, I can pay 100 yuan to buy an egg, the price is definitely high..."

"Mail what?"

A cold voice sounded from behind my uncle.

Su Jingmo felt a chill blowing behind her.

She turned around stiffly, and saw a beautiful girl standing behind her with a kind smile on her face.

Dangerous!
Su Jingmo immediately pointed to Lu Yiming: "This man said he wants your eggs."

Lu Yiming: "???"

With such indecent behavior, this strange creature who writes as a uncle and reads as a aunt must have completely fallen into a femininity!

"I'm not, I don't." Lu Yiming grimaced.

Ling Xi rolled her eyes, but she wasn't angry, "I knew you guys weren't talking about anything good. Talking about others behind their backs is not a good behavior."

Lu Yiming smiled awkwardly.

The topic really came from him.

Su Jingmo took a look.

This is not angry at all?
Tsk tsk, this kid is surrounded by so many girls, sooner or later he will be divided into five equal parts.

She felt that the girl was very talkative, so she said haha:

"This young lady is so beautiful, can I make a friend? Although I'm not in Xiaguo now, I can also exchange feelings through emails or something."

She covered her mouth halfway through.

Ma, subconsciously put the usual tone on his lips when he was a virtual anchor.

After all, it's best to cheat the money of the housekeepers. If you speak softly and add some cute language, they will keep sending money.

"Uncle, Bell Bird is Lili's friend!"

The little fox solemnly declared: "So she is also your junior, don't mess up your seniority!""

Su Jingmo didn't care, "What's the problem, my niece's friend is also my friend."

The little fox pouted, and pulled Ling Xi's hand:

"Lingniao, sir, that's right, it's my uncle who said he wanted to eat the eggs you laid, and use them to make fried eggs, scrambled eggs, and boiled eggs."

There is Su Jingmo: "."

Suzuki: "."

"I'm going back, and things will be delivered to my room later."

Su Jingmo turned around and slipped away.

This niece sold as soon as she said she wanted to, without any hesitation, she raised her for so many years in vain.

"Okay, uncle, do you want hot water?" Lu Yiming asked.

"No need..." Su Jingmo hesitated for a moment, "How about some?"

I heard that drinking hot water is actually useful, but this kind of answer is not suitable for today's era.

"There is one more thing. Forget it, let's talk about it tomorrow."

"Hurry up and bring something here."

After the uncle returned to the room, he immediately closed the door.

That Lu Yiming, I don't know if he realized that he was speeding all the way on the road of being knifed.

But my niece seems to like that girl very much
Forget it, I'm too lazy to take care of it, and she can't do it either.

It's a pity, the eggs of the bird fairy are really delicious.

There was Su Jingmo covering his stomach, imagining delicious food, and transparent saliva flowed from the corner of his mouth.

Suddenly, she felt something flow out from under her pants.

"Fuck, bring me something quickly!"

Outside, the smile on Lingxi's face made Lu Yiming feel terrified.

"You really want to eat?"

"I don't want to." Lu Yiming hurriedly shook his head.

From the beginning, it was Uncle Lili who was clamoring to eat bird eggs, but he had no idea.

Just thinking about the picture, I feel very ghostly.

The little fox nodded, "Lili doesn't want to eat, but wants to see."

Ling Xi said casually: "Actually, there is not much difference in taste. If you want to eat, I will find a way to get you some after I go out."

"Uh, no, really no."

"I'm talking about going to someone and buying some."

Ling Xi rolled his eyes at him, "Only bird monsters in breeding season and those who are extremely short of money can lay eggs. Normally, no fairy would do such a thing thanklessly, because it's meaningless."

"On the Internet, some shops opened by goblins sell this kind of 'egg', but the price is very expensive, because it is a formal channel, so at least a few thousand yuan per egg."

"It turned out to be like this, but it's too expensive, so I don't want it"

Lu Yiming was in a trance.

It was so magical, he was actually discussing with an acquainted bird demon to buy the eggs of other bird demons to eat.

And how does Lingxi know that there is not much difference in taste?

"You still have something to do, don't bother you."

Ling Xi didn't bother Lu Yiming, and walked to the side.

"Ok, see you tomorrow."

After handing over all the tasks and orders to his subordinates, Lu Yiming took the little fox back to the luxurious Grand Master's exclusive room.

They in this world still need a certain amount of time to rest.

On the other side, they in the chessboard space have always been sober, but they are under increasing pressure.

The difference in the speed of time has brought intense mental pressure.

"Lili, how is your condition now?"

"I'm a little dizzy, but I can still hold on, how about you, son?"

"I'm fine too."

[1:10] The time flow difference is not to the point where they can't bear it.

Gorgeous large master exclusive bedroom.

As soon as the little fox came in, he jumped on the bed.

She turned her head, her red eyes were moist, and she smiled touchingly:
"Young master, there is no one else here."

"Ah."

"Isn't the young master doing something to Lili?"

"doing what?"

"For example, that, that, um, it hurts!"

Lu Yiming knocked on the girl's head, "Don't make trouble, I don't want to think about where this is."

"Oh."

"Go to sleep, there are many things to do tomorrow."

"Ah."

The little fox pouted.

No one is watching here, why doesn't the young master understand the girl's heart?
Day two.

After Lu Yiming woke up, he found Su Jingmo, who hadn't told him about their plans last night.

"What, you want me to be the king? No, how can I be the king?"

Su Jingmo refused the identity that Lu Yiming arranged for her.

Chen Feng said from the side:
"The Silver Guards said that the troops that are about to enter the city only recognize people with royal blood. It is probably impossible to just find someone to be the king."

This is very similar to the Silver Custodians.

It's a pity that these existences that can be called "heroes" have died again, and even their reflections have dissipated.

"It's okay, this is a wandering princess who is good at stealing things, she is the royal family of this world."

"Don't talk nonsense! I never steal anything!"

The uncle yelled, and then thought of what he did steal a lot of food when he first entered the human world.

Steal fried chicken, beer, barbecue.
Really fragrant.

It is more expensive.

If she knew that her niece had done these things not long after she came out, she would probably smile wryly. She is indeed a fox from Qingqiu. If she enters the human world and does not trample on the prohibition of the fox clan, she is not qualified to call herself a fox demon from Qingqiu. .

"You are a wandering princess, who else is better than you?"

"I'm not a princess! I'm a male! A male like you!"

"You asked me for a woman's Wei last night"

"I didn't want it!"

Su Jingmo blushed with anger and ran back to his room.

"."

"Young master, you made my uncle angry."

"Feel sorry."

The little fox thought for a while and said, "No need, uncle, he asked for it himself. Lili doesn't like his current temperament very much."

Who can give me back my domineering uncle!

"Royal family."

Lu Yiming now strongly suspects that the so-called royal family probably refers to those foreign fairies.

But if this is the case, why are the army and the Silver Guard loyal to the royal family?

The mapping of real things in this world should all conform to certain principles.

Three years ago, the fire that engulfed the entire city of S was really caused by those foreign fairies under desperate circumstances?
"Then Lili, come by yourself."

The little fox tugged on La Lu Yiming's sleeve, "My lord, after Lili becomes king, can she issue the king's order?"

"Yes, yes, what do you want to do?"

"Li Li wants to confer the prince as queen."

"This won't work." Lu Yiming supported his forehead.

"why?"

The little fox was dissatisfied, "Lili just wants the young master to be the queen, is there something wrong?"

"That doesn't sound right!"

Lu Yiming couldn't help complaining: "And what the hell is the queen, you're saying it the wrong way!"

The little fox tilted his head and said, "The young master will be the king and Lili will be the queen?"

Lu Yiming was startled.

Looks like it works?

No, no, no, the little fox in this world is really a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl, which is much more than what happened to the little fox in reality.

At least in reality, the real age of the little fox must be much older than him.

Boom! —

"Come in."

The white-haired old man pushed open the door and said, "Grandmaster, someone said they wanted to find you."

"Who is it? People from the army are here?"

"No, didn't you ask us to print a batch of leaflets last night? He seemed to come here with leaflets."

Lu Yiming remembered that what was printed on the leaflet seemed to be curse words.

The nun sister said that if they saw it, they should come to the door by themselves.

This efficiency is too fast.

"You tell him to wait in the reception room on the second floor. I'll find someone to go there with me later." Lu Yiming said.

The white-haired old man hesitated for a moment, but he still said: "Great Master, that person came up to fight directly, we had no choice but to subdue him, he is now hanging in the hall."

Lu Yiming: "emmmm."

Good guy, messing around in other people's land, this kind of IQ is probably a pig teammate if you accept it, or forget it.

(End of this chapter)