Daily life since I picked up the little fox demon

Chapter 41 A picture at the beginning, the process depends entirely on editing (33 for follow-up reading)
The two came to a barbecue restaurant near Ankang Community.

The two ordered about 120 skewers, and when they waited for the skewers to arrive, Xu Mingjie obviously wanted to say something, but he didn't dare to ask directly, and his face was still a little red.

After all, the two are not very familiar with each other to be honest. The saying that the Internet is rising and people are brave is true, but they can't let it go offline.

"Your expression." Seeing that Xu Mingjie was feeling uncomfortable, Lu Yiming said speechlessly, "You can say whatever you want. I'm not angry with you, as long as you don't say you want to have sex with me."

"What are you doing, I'm straight!" Xu Mingjie solemnly stated his sexual orientation, and then asked in a treacherous way: "Lu Yiming, what does that senior look like?"

"I looked at the edited photo on the confession wall. That senior has a really good figure. She has a thin waist and big breasts. I heard that her face is prettier than that of a celebrity. How did you get along with her in such a short time? It's related. Although it will be gone in less than a day, you must be very experienced and can give me some guidance. I also fell in love with a senior sister, but she doesn't even drink the milk tea I sent over."

What disappears in less than a day?

Lu Yiming noticed the blind spots in Xu Mingjie's words, and always felt that this person was talking about something.

Lu Yiming shrugged and said: "I don't actually have any close relationship with her, everything is just the imagination of college students who are idle."

"Really?" Xu Mingjie expressed doubts.

"Of course it's true." Lu Yiming nodded confidently.

When it comes to the intimate relationship, the little fox is the closest to him, but if he speaks out, he may lose his qualifications to be a human being.

"Then look at this."

Xu Mingjie opened a column on the official account and handed the phone to Lu Yiming.

There are several columns, the covers are pictures of Lu Yiming and Ling Xi when they were in school, and some pictures of the two at the Sugar Rabbit Dessert Shop.As Lu Yiming watched, his face gradually became darker than that of an African.

[At noon, a freshman from a certain department took away a very beautiful goddess and a super cute loli!New students, please respect yourself, one per person, any more is bigamy, and please do not smelt copper! 】

【Shock!The poor student competed with the rich second-generation owner of the dessert shop for the beautiful senior girl, and ended with the poor student's defeat. According to the news from enthusiastic netizens, we learned that this classmate is a freshman from a certain department of Jiaotong University! 】

[This freshman has been in the limelight in the school recently. He is the "talent" who recited "Compassion to Farmers" for half an hour in the toilet cubicle of No. 1 teaching building last time. It is said that when he was arguing with the owner of the dessert shop, he He also pointed at the boss's face and called him a jerk!After being robbed of his love by the rich second generation, he took that cute little loli by the hand and left the dessert shop. We have every reason to doubt.]

Which unscrupulous self-media marketing account is just making up stories!
And your efficiency is too fast!

What happened at noon, you have compiled 3 short essays, believe it or not, I will sue you for defamation!
No wonder Xu Mingjie sometimes speaks so strangely. It turns out that he thought he was being robbed of love by a young rich second-generation boss!
Xu Mingjie hesitated for a moment, and asked: "Lu Yiming, you won't really go into the heavy metal industry because of being dumped. Be careful and go to jail. Now it's at least 10 years."

"I didn't do it." Lu Yiming said speechlessly: "And I wasn't dumped. Anyway, this marketing account is just a picture of the opening process. You don't really believe it, do you?"

Xu Mingjie nodded, "Not only did I believe it, but many students in the class also believed it. After all, you didn't come to school this afternoon, and many people guessed what happened to you."

"Shit, don't tell me that now everyone in the class knows that one of the protagonists here is me!" Lu Yiming was stunned.

This is the bad thing in the Internet information age. If a small matter is maliciously spread, it will soon form a flood of waves, and the victim will be rushed to the wind and waves.

Xu Mingjie nodded again.

"Don't be angry." Xu Mingjie said hurriedly: "Some of the columns in the front of this official account are pornographic. I have already reported it for you. It will probably be blocked tomorrow."

Lu Yiming was silent for a while, "Let's not talk about this, let's talk about you, why doesn't that senior sister drink your milk tea? She already has a boyfriend?"

Xu Mingjie shook his head and said, "She doesn't have a boyfriend, but she said she likes women"

"Lesbian." Lu Yiming thought for a while, "Why don't you consider going to Thailand for a sex reassignment operation? I think when you come back, you should be able to embrace the beauty."

Xu Mingjie shook his head and said, "There are so many normal girls in school, how could senior sister like me who was originally a boy?"

Good guy, it turns out that you are already thinking about whether you will be liked by your senior after the sex change?
Or you are perverted.

"I'm just joking, you pretend I didn't say that." Lu Yiming hurriedly answered.

Lu Yiming was really afraid that this guy would lose his mind and go for surgery for a while. This guy seemed to be the only child in his family, and his family might come and chop him with big knives.

Xu Mingjie also smiled and said: "I just said it casually, I would not do this kind of thing like hanging on a tree, so I came to ask you how to pick up girls after learning from the scriptures? My parents and relatives urged me to hurry up Find a girlfriend in college to avoid going out of society in the future, and go on a blind date to find a wife, and you will still be a great magician at the age of 30."

What happened to the great magician, doesn't the great magician represent pure hope!
"You really came to the wrong person for learning from me." Lu Yiming spread his hands and said, "I have never touched the hands of more than 10 girls since I was a child. , and possibly more.”

"real or fake?"

"I have nothing to do, why lie to you." Lu Yiming glanced at him, "Anyway, for picking up girls, I suggest you go to a professional Neptune, you are blind if you look for me, and today we are looking for a house Yes, the skewers are here, hurry to find them after eating."

(ps, tomorrow will be the third shift in the next two days, the first event will come out, book friends must follow up)
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