The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 103 Cooper Housework 2
"So, are you going to tell them?" Ron narrowed his eyes and stared at Petunia, and Petunia trembled: "Of course not."

"However, I think these gentlemen are still a little bit reluctant to let Missy be present." Ron watched the excitement without thinking it was a big deal, and a bad idea came to his mind as he rolled his eyes.

"How about you take my sister out for a walk? She hasn't played much in Los Angeles yet."

"Go out for a walk? Isn't that what you two brothers should do?" Petunia rolled her eyes: "And I don't have much money."

Ron handed Petunia a card: "Go ahead, do your nails or have some fun, I'll pay for all the expenses tonight, and Missy knows the password."

"Yahoo~" Petunia cheered, and kissed Ron hard on the face, which made his face drool. Ron quickly wiped his sleeves: "Hey! Don't waste your money!"

Seeing Petunia's appearance, Ron felt more and more unsafe, took the bank card back and shouted at Missy: "Missy, Petunia asked if you want to do nails together, she wants to take you out to play. "

"Great." Missy stood up, took the bank card from Ron, and walked out of the house arm in arm with Petunia. Before leaving, Petunia still took a proud look at the three homeboys.

That look seemed to say, look, didn't the goddess you were thinking about finally leave with me?

"Bangdang~"

As soon as the door was closed, the three homeboys who were originally amicable immediately revealed their true colors, and Howard took the lead in attacking: "Listen, you two get out of the way!"

The Indian pushed Howard's hand away unconvinced: "Why should I get out of the way? You get out of the way, buddy!"

"Sorry, this is my house, she is my roommate's sister." Leonard intervened between the two, trying to use the host's advantage to justify his pursuit of Missy's legitimacy.

Howard: "So what? You already have Penny."

Leonard: "Why do I have Penny? AND When is Penny mine?"

Howard: "Then can I chase her?"

"Go to hell! No way!"

"Sorry, can I interject a few words?" Sheldon finally broke away from the state of concentrating on work temporarily: "I'm a little hungry, and I plan to order a pizza. Do you all eat pepperoni pizza?"

"Add another camp cheese and bacon pizza." Ron raised his hand: "I have a big appetite, and I have to eat one for each person. Don't worry, I will pay you in one lump sum at the end of the month."

"You two, can I talk to you alone?" Leonard saw that the argument with his two friends had been fruitless so far, and he planned to use a curve to save the country.

What a clever little ghost~
However, Ron fully saw through his sinister intentions, and hurriedly refused before Sheldon agreed: "If you plan to talk about Missy, I think you can make it clear here."

"Okay," Leonard glanced at Ron helplessly, and found that he was not as easy to fool as Sheldon, so he could only stand still and start his speech. Of course, his main target was Sheldon.

"Sheldon, don't you realize that your sister's charm is overwhelming?"

"She does have the shapely, low-fat body that Western culture favors," Sheldon said, nodding in agreement with Leonard: "Actually, historically, women who were fatter were more popular.

For their girth means abundance. "

"Leonard, don't go around in circles. What exactly do you want to say?" Ron's question successfully attracted the attention of the other two otakus.

Leonard moved a few steps quietly, and distanced himself from Howard and Rajesh: "I mean the two of them, Howard and Rajesh are also thinking about your sister."

The two people whose names were named glared at each other.

"Also?" Ron smiled: "So you are also included in the people who hit my sister's idea? Leonard?"

"It doesn't matter, who does she fall in love with?" Sheldon said confused.

Leonard reminded with an emphatic tone: "She is your sister."

"That's right, we stayed together in the same mother's womb for nine months, but from then on, it's you who go your way and I go mine, and there's no contact anymore."

"Uh...think about it this way." Leonard began to find reasons for Sheldon's intervention: "Your father is not around now, so from the perspective of traditional concepts, the task of ensuring that the younger sister associates with the right person falls behind. On your two brothers."

"And, you and Missy are twins! Do you know what that means?"

"I hadn't thought of that before," Shelton realized. "We do have the same DNA, so there's a possibility, albeit a small one, that she could create another me! Another one as extraordinary as me." people."

Leonard rubbed his hands excitedly: "Exactly! And you are responsible for ensuring the genetic integrity of your sister's offspring."

"You're right!" Sheldon said excitedly, "If someone wants Missy to get pregnant, they must get my consent. I don't want Missy to give birth to a child as stupid as Forrest Gump!"

"Who is Forrest Gump?"

Sheldon interrupted: "It's not important..."

"Ahem," but he was interrupted again, this time it was Ron, the male member of the Cooper family who had the right to speak: "Sheldon, do I need to remind you of Missy's warning to you earlier? "

"No need." Shelton immediately covered his crotch reflexively.

"Very good~" Ron casually threw the ice cream box he had just eaten into the trash can: "I heard you chatting for a long time just now, you all want to chase my sister, right?"

The three heads nodded together, staring at Ron with pitiful and longing eyes.

"But there is a serious problem. Our family is a traditional Christian family, and Missy's favorite food is fried pork chops and roast beef brisket."

Leonard felt that he had won and held his head high, but his other two friends didn't think so, and immediately opened their mouths to defend themselves.

"Is it because I'm Jewish? As long as your sister is with me, I'm going to choke my Jewish mentor on pork chops right now."

"Yes, yes, for your sister, I am willing to betray Hinduism and serve God from now on!"

Ron covered his face, Missy's charm was really too great.

"Well, gentlemen, if this is the case, then let us decide in the fairest way which of you will become a member of the Cooper family~" Ron took out another box of ice cream from the refrigerator and opened it, looking for Sit down in a comfortable place to watch the show.

"You know that Missy is from Texas, and we Texans value force the most, so you can have a duel, how about the man standing at the end automatically become Missy's suitor?"

As soon as the words fell, Rajesh immediately threw Howard down, hooking his neck tightly: "I am possessed by Lord Shiva, and I will definitely get that woman!"

"I'm the judo champion at the math summer camp, look, I'm..."

(End of this chapter)