The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 111 Sheldon Learning Chinese

"I, the, word, yes, Sheldon."

"No, it should be, my, name, name, yes, Sheldon." Howard said with gestures.

Sheldon followed suit: "My, the, name, word, is, Sheldon."

As soon as Ron got home, the first thing he saw was this extremely weird scene, but he didn't bother the two of them, and went directly to the refrigerator to get a bottle of ice water and drank it, and Sheldon, who was studying, treated him like air Ignoring it, only Howard greeted him.

"What's this?" Howard asked puzzled about his gesture.

"I'm learning from you. I think that in some languages, gestures are also part of the language." Sheldon said with a bull's eye.

"of course not."

Sheldon complained: "How do I know, as a teacher, I think you should get rid of your bad habits from your own teaching."

"Did you know?" Howard closed the book: "I'm glad you decided to start learning Chinese, which means that once you learn to slip, there will be more than a billion people to worry about, and I will be liberated."

"Trust me, it's impossible." Ron sat down in the middle of the sofa, pushing Sheldon back into his "special seat".

"I have lived with him for more than ten years, and I am too familiar with this feeling. Every time you think you have thrown him away, he is like chewing gum, sticking to the soles of your shoes, no matter how much you rub and shake. not drop."

"I don't understand, since Ron speaks Chinese so well, why don't you learn Chinese from Ron."

Ron laughed silently.

"When I was in college, because there was a Chinese person in my class, I learned from him. I asked him how to say 'HELLO' in Chinese. Guess how he taught me?" Sheldon said angrily.

Howard asked curiously, "What is it?"

Sheldon's eyes were full of angry little flames: "He taught me: 'I'm an idiot'. I had a call with that foreign student for a week before I realized that this sentence meant that I was an idiot."

Ron asked, "So can you say 'HELLO' in Chinese now?"

"Plum, poison, donkey, son~" Shelton said every word with a horrifying smirk.

Howard rolled his eyes: "You just called Ron a donkey with syphilis."

"I apologize to you." Sheldon certainly did not admit his mistake: "My Chinese level is just as good as the teacher's."

"Hahaha~" Ron laughed out loud: Sheldon, I have to say that you look stupid, no matter how many times you watch it, it is still very funny, why is my dear little fool planning to learn Chinese this time?

Let me guess, is it because you met another Chinese girl?Or did the school assign you a new assistant? "

"Neither, I think the Sichuan restaurant we frequented purposely used diced orange chicken to pass off diced orange peel chicken, so I'm going to confront him, and I'm going to embarrass him in his own language."

Ron shrugged: "Okay, when you finish your Chinese and plan to confront each other, you must remember to call me together, the scene must be very interesting, I plan to record it with subtitles, so that there will be a Christmas gift for grandma. "

At this moment, Petunia suddenly opened the door and barged in: "Let me borrow your window sill."

"Please." Leonard said, who was eating lunch in the back, and Ron noticed that Leonard had been in the room all the time. How low is this kid's sense of presence?
Penny pushed open the window and threw something out: "Inglourious bastard, you left your IPAD behind!"

"what happened?"

"Let me tell you what happened!" Penny's voice was full of anger: "That narcissistic bastard wrote our X life into a blog, and now everyone knows what pose I like!"

Speaking of this, Petunia couldn't help but ran to the window and cursed again: "Go to hell, you narcissistic bastard!"

After finishing speaking, he closed the door with a "boom".

"Okay, where were we?" Sheldon pushed his textbook past and continued.

Howard sat up on his ass: "Wait a minute!"

"Hi, where are you going?"

"Maybe hurry up and find that blog before others delete it." Ron said helplessly, he still didn't understand, obviously Howard had tasted the sweetness of following him many times, why did he still look so hungry?

Leonard froze on the spot in embarrassment, rubbing his hands. He didn't know what to do when he encountered this kind of thing for the first time. Ron couldn't stand it anymore, and reminded:

"What are you still doing here? Your goddess is at the other end of the corridor right now. If I were you, I would go there to comfort you now. Don't you think this is your best chance?"

"But I don't know what to do." Leonard paced back and forth nervously.

"You can try to force it directly. If she always licks your palate with her tongue when she kisses you back, it means you have a chance." Howard, who was reading the blog with a lewd expression, suggested unreliably.

"Hey, I didn't say that, here is an instruction manual, do you want to study it first?"

"I think it's a good way, Leonard. Your biggest problem is that you always struggle with everything. If I were you, a woman like Petunia, it would take up to three days." Ron stood up.

Leonard lowered his head and whispered unconfidently: "I don't have your body and appearance."

"what?"

"No, nothing..."

"Forget it," Ron just took two steps, remembering Penny's usual style, and walked back, hooking Leonard's neck, which made him feel a little bit of being bullied in school.

However, Ron didn't bully him, but instead gave him a feeling of taking advantage: "Hey, brother, do you want to sleep in another room with me tonight?"

"What?!" Leonard raised his voice in surprise.

"No! I object! It's against my roommate agreement!"

Sheldon objected loudly, but Ron didn't even look at him. Well, Sheldon is just a younger brother, and his opinion doesn't matter at all.

"Yes, I'll change rooms with you. I don't want to be hugged like a koala by a woman who just broke up and desperately needs comfort, and then wipes my nose and tears everywhere."

Of course, Ron didn't lose interest in women all of a sudden. The main reasons are: first, Penny's appearance level is not up to his average dating level;

Three, and most importantly, he just received a text message on his way back from the UK. A woman with whom he had an intimate relationship is coming tomorrow, and he intends to save some energy for another fight.

"Is it really possible?" Leonard was moved.

"Of course, my brother~" Ron hugged Leonard and narrowed his eyes: "I'll change the room with me for one night, and I'll only charge you two hundred dollars, how about it? Isn't it a good deal?

Even if you go out with Penny for more than this one night, but now you can spend one night with her~"

Ron whispered in Leonard's ear like a devil.

There is no conflict between being loyal to friends and earning back the salary paid to the little bastard today~
(End of this chapter)