The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 130 The Inflated Rajesh
"After the wonderful lunch, they pushed me to go to People magazine for a photoshoot. Boys, have you ever been to a photo booth for professional photoshoots?"

At the dinner table, Rajesh boasted about his experience after becoming famous, but unfortunately, someone has actually been to this table.

Ron raised his hand: "I have been there, I went with Megan. Michael Bay also said that I am very photogenic, and asked me if I have any plans to become an actor, but I refused. I still prefer a more free life."

"I don't want to be followed around by the paparazzi every day."

"Uh..." Ron choked Rajesh in the middle of pretending to beep.

Others said it might be bragging, but Ron said it was absolutely true. Rajesh saw him enter the same hotel room with a big Hollywood star, and he came out the next day!
"I mean except for Ron."

"No." The heads of the three otaku scientists shook from side to side.

"It's amazing~" Rajesh's pretentious beep finally continued: "Obviously, the camera loves me, and I'm very photogenic. I stand in front of the background of the starry sky and they ask me to pose for this pose."

Rajesh put his hands on the table and stared blankly into the distance, but what he got in return was the dumbfoundedness of the three friends.

"They want to PS a supernova here, and they think this can perfectly explain my brilliant talent."

"That's right, it's like a blazing fireball that will fall apart soon..." Shelton was interrupted by Leonard's arm in the middle of his complaint.

But no one here can restrain Ron's funny speech: "Maybe they want to express that reading is a big goal, and in the end they still have to rely on alcohol to talk to women."

"Chi~" Howard smiled unkindly.

"Hey, I still want to hear the story of your principal. He asked why you came here to work? How did you answer in the end?"

Leonard gave the answer when the three of them discussed at the time: "Howard said it was for money, and Sheldon said it was for dreams. I neutralized it and the answer I gave was for science."

"I guess the correct answer must be money." Ron smiled.

"you're right."

Howard said depressedly: "I've said it a long time ago, the answer must be money, but they don't listen to me."

"Only a high school physics teacher who is touted like him, and someone who doesn't even have a doctoral degree would think that science is for money." Sheldon complained sharply.

Today Leonard only said to be friendly to Rajesh, but he didn't say that he would treat Howard equally well, so he reserved the unlimited right to fire against Howard.

"Mechanical engineering does not require a doctoral degree!" Howard was even more depressed.

"But you can get one from other majors. I have a doctorate, which feels great." Ron joined in the complaints about Howard.

Rajesh felt that he was being ignored, but it happened that his call came. He looked at the caller ID and thought that he could pretend the beep: "Oh, it's my assistant Trevor."

"I'm Kusapari... OK, add it to my schedule first, and then help me think of a reason why I can't go. Is there anything else? Just hang up like this."

"My God, the school even gave him a personal assistant?!" Howard said indignantly.

"God bless that kid, I'd be dead without his help." Rajesh sighed with feigned resignation.

"But you obviously only have an assistant this afternoon."

"That's right, but I think I need a servant." Rajesh took a sip of his drink. "Sorry, isn't the law here not allowed to say that? In India, we generally call them untouchables."

"Now?" Sheldon secretly asked Leonard.

Because Leonard told him that ordinary people have limits, that's why he was so obedient and kept accommodating Rajesh. Sheldon's fake smile made his face hurt all day today.

"almost."

"Speaking of untouchables, I have good news for you guys. People magazine has a party tomorrow night and I managed to get you invited too. Of course, I can't get you to go to the VIP slot because that's reserved for VIPs. Yes, and you're just a 'P' (people)."

"There is a tribe in Papua New Guinea where when a hunter shows off his kill to other tribesmen, he is killed and a drum made of his skin is beaten to drive out his evil spirit."

Sheldon suddenly starts telling fables, but this time Leonard doesn't stop him.

"Of course, feudal superstition is not advocated, but some people can understand the moral of this story." After speaking, Shelton hinted wildly with his eyes.

However, Rajesh's mind had been paralyzed by alcohol at this time, and he didn't react for a while.

"Here, Rajesh, maybe you can drink this glass slowly." Penny refilled Raj's drink.

Rajesh took it and drank it down, slapped his hands and said excitedly: "OK, then tomorrow night, we have a deal."

Howard: "I'd love to go, but I can't go."

"Uh... no, I... I won't go." Leonard was a little bit tangled up, but his acting was fake.

Sheldon: "I could, but I just don't want to."

Ron smiled strangely: "I am willing to go, but if you report my name to the committee, I believe many people who originally planned to go will change their minds."

"I can't believe it," Penny complained for Rajesh: "Rajesh is going to celebrate his amazing achievement, and none of your best friends are planning to go? Shame on you!"

"Stunning achievement is if Rajesh finds a planet that is about to hit the earth and smashes it with his mind."

"That's so cool, if it's this celebration, I'll definitely go."

"That's right," Ron nodded in agreement. "If that's the case, I'd even pay my own money to erect a statue of Rajesh on the Hollywood Hills and engrave the words 'Savior of Humanity' on it."

"Come on, Rajesh is going to be in People soon, and he doesn't even have to fuck any woman in the big Kardashian family."

"Even if he wants to do it, the women of the Kardashian family have to be willing to let him do it, unless he can get an average of more than [-] points per game in the NBA, or honors such as regular season MVP."

Ron closed the menu. He felt that he would not be able to eat here today, so he didn't have to think about ordering.

"Would you like to come with me?" Rajesh stared at those poor puppy eyes, and Petunia's heart almost melted.

"Of course I would, I'm honored." Penny readily agreed.

Rajesh was triumphant and inflated, and proudly showed off to Leonard: "Look, I've got a date with Penny, I really don't know why it took you so long."

(End of this chapter)