The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 189 Singing in the Alley
"It doesn't matter to me to go to jail, anyway, I won't run away." Taifeng leaned against the wall, panting heavily.

"Did you assault the police just now?" Tang Ren followed, "In Thailand, assaulting the police is a serious crime! You will be imprisoned for at least ten years!"

"I don't know!"

"You are in Thailand, who cares about you? You can't even speak Chinese well, who will listen to you? Catch you, beat you up first, and then throw you in jail regardless of 32 eleven. Do you know the most about Thailand? "

Tai Feng was so frightened that his face turned pale, and Tang Ren continued to threaten him relentlessly: "With your looks, there is nothing else to go in, first you will be wheeled by a dozen big men casually a dozen times! "

To be honest, Taifeng's appearance is really the kind that can fight, but contrary to Ron's masculine appearance, Taifeng belongs to the delicate girlish kind, so it's no wonder that he will be rejected by the master after a few years. Admit it, treat it like a girl.

However, while we were chatting, a big man flashed out on the road ahead at some point, staring at the two of them, he knew that something was wrong, but when they wanted to run away from the back road, they found that the back road was also blocked The two were robbed.

This look is aimed at them!

Tang Ren's eyes signaled with Tai Feng's, and he suddenly threw a row of bamboo poles on the big man, then quickly kicked Xiao Yangyang's egg, and at the same time wrapped Bald Qiang with a bed sheet that was hung to dry.

At this time, the big man with a small flat head had already escaped from the bamboo pole, and hugged Tang Ren firmly!
Unexpectedly, Tang Ren kicked on the wall with his feet, leaned back hard, put his hands on the shoulders of the strong man, and rolled somersaults in the air directly behind the strong man.

"Ahh~" The strong man had just turned around when he was stabbed in the eyes by Tang Ren's two-dragon grab ball, and he cried out in pain. Tang Ren immediately continued to attack. Tang Ren immediately set his sights on the most vulnerable part of the man.

"what!"

As soon as Tang Ren remembered that the monkey had succeeded in stealing the peach, one hand turned into a claw, and when the strong man was caught off guard, he suddenly grabbed her most vulnerable part.

Then squeeze hard.

"Ah~~~" In exchange for the long lifelong scream of the strong man, the pitch became higher and higher, and later even surpassed the London soprano that Ron had ever heard.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Bald Qiang immediately turned around and prepared to run away, but he exposed another vulnerable part to Tang Ren, who specialized in Xiasanlu.

"Millennium Kill!"

"Pfft!" was the sound of fingers piercing into the flesh, and then the bald head exploded, making a scream similar to a rooster crowing "Whoa!" and fell forward.

So far, Tang Ren [-]vs [-] and wins!Finally, he posed coquettishly in a martial arts pose.

"Southern School of Mo Family Boxing, accept it."

"Slap!" Xiao Yangyang, who had recovered his strength, slapped Tang Ren on the face: "Chengrang Nima, Chengrang! Put it on me!"

Bald Qiang immediately took out the torn bag that he took out from nowhere, and was about to greet Tang Ren on the head. At this time, it was finally time for Ron to appear on the stage.

"If you put it on, put it on. Is there any Wang Fa? Do you dare to use our Mo family boxer? Is this not giving me face?"

Ron turned around from the corner, and Tang Ren exclaimed in surprise: "Junior brother? Come and save me!"

"Junior brother, put on me, too!" Xiao Yangyang had an extremely arrogant attitude, and pointed the gun at Ron: "Show me, I have a gun in my hand! If you dare to be disobedient, I will kill you with a single shot!" !"

"M1911? Nice gun, but it's a cheap version, it looks so tasteless."

Ron said playfully, he didn't seem to feel the tension of being pointed at by a gun at all, just like being in his own home.

Bald Qiang has no doubts at all, if he is given another sofa at this time, he dares to spread it out on it like an old man.

"You think I don't dare to shoot?" Xiao Yangyang was irritated by Ron's attitude, his heart became ruthless, and his fingers just bent a little.

Ron on the opposite side suddenly raised his hand, as if juggling, an extra gun suddenly appeared at some point, before Xiao Yangyang shot.

Draw the gun, release the safety, aim, and complete the shooting in one go.

"boom!"

Before Xiao Yangyang could shoot, the gun in his hand was blown away by Ron, and at the same time, Ron's gun was also on his head.

"Would you like to see what your brain looks like?"

"I don't want to! Absolutely don't want to! The hero spares my life! I have an 80-year-old mother and a two-year-old child waiting for my father to come home! I beg the hero to let me live!"

Xiao Yangyang's knees softened, and he knelt down directly. Seeing that the boss had already knelt down, the two behind him immediately followed suit with a "plop" and knelt down.

"You kid just dared to slap me in the face? My handsome face was almost disfigured by you! How do you want to accompany me? Tell me!"

Tang Ren was not forgiving, and seized the opportunity to retaliate quickly: "Brother, they dare to beat you, handsome and handsome brother, how do you think we can fix them?"

"Can you sing?" Ron pointed his gun at Xiao Yangyang's head.

Xiao Yangyang raised her head aggrieved: "I can only sing Chinese songs, not so much English."

"Give me a song called "My Name is Xiaoshenyang"." Ron became playful.

"My name is Xiaoshenyang, and my stage name is also Xiaoshenyang. Shen is Shen from Shenyang, Yang from Shenyang..."

After singing the song, Ron nodded in satisfaction, yes, it really is the original taste.

"Good singing, you can go, come on, next one."

"Wait! Brother, let them go now?" Tang Ren retorted dissatisfied.

"I won't let them go, why don't you come?" Ron rolled his eyes, and Tang Ren immediately stepped back, not daring to speak.

Xiao Yangyang was still a bit responsible as the boss, he didn't leave directly, but walked a little behind, watching the performance of his subordinates.

Then the stupid big man squeezed in front of Ron with his physical advantage: "Brother, I can sing this song too, listen to me and sing it to you..."

Ron looked at his face, without any familiar feeling, shook his head: "Forget what you say, the voice is not good, just go."

The stupid big man backed away, revealing the bald head behind him, Ron still had a good impression of the star with the same face as this guy, and his attitude towards him was also much better: "You...don't cut it indiscriminately in the future Do you know if the tree is up? Save the children from learning from you, come on, it’s cold on the ground, stand up and sing, what song can you sing?”

"I will imitate Jacky Cheung. If you don't believe me, I will sing you Bing Yu." Bald Qiang opened his mouth and came, Ron quickly stopped: "Bing Yu belongs to Andy Lau, will the king ask me to patrol the mountain?"

After receiving a nod from Bald Qiang, Ron pulled Tang Ren to the front: "Come on, sing to my brother."

(End of this chapter)