The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 312

"Have you found the tracker?" Valentine's question came from the female secretary's headset.

"It seems... I found it."

"What is it like?"

"That is to say, I found the receiver, but the owner of the receiver turned out to be a dog, and we were tricked." The female secretary said depressedly. Just as she finished speaking, a series of Bumblebee sports cars suddenly started in the parking lot and rushed towards her. Come quickly.

"Boom!" The sports car directly knocked the unsuspecting female secretary into the air, and then sped away from the exit.

"Hey! Do you know what you're doing? You're trying to scare the snake away!" Even though Harry had always been good-tempered, he couldn't help yelling at Ron. It was really his bump that really surprised him.

"Is it still my turn to scare the snake? You don't think they just found out that someone is investigating them now? Genius?!"

Ron's tone was unspeakably mocking, but Harry remained silent, because what Ron said was true, if it wasn't for their people being killed first in the snow mountain, or if he didn't find Dr. Arnold's last time The head accidentally exploded, maybe Valentine's vigilance is not so high now.

Of course, it's too late to say anything now, not to mention, even if he said it, he wouldn't say it in front of Ron, an outsider.

Ron's receiver continued to work normally, and apart from the science-related topics that Valentine talked to Howard Larajesh, Valentine's next move, as he was casually mentioned, aroused Harry's great interest.

"Let me guess what? You don't want to visit his next destination, do you?" Ron spread his hands, and he was speechless when he met such a rigid right-axis British agent.

"Of course, since we already know where his next destination is, why don't we go and see? See what he's going to do?" Harry replied confidently: "Southern Forest Church, I know this place , that's a very hidden church in Kentucky, Merlin, get my plane ready."

What else could Ron say about Harry having started calling the plane through the microphone?

"Okay, then I wish you the best of luck."

Ron sent Harry to the intersection he designated, and then drove home. Compared with Harry's next goal, he was more curious about what changed Sheldon's mind?

"Sheldon, what do you think? Didn't you say you won't go to the appreciation dinner?" When Ron returned home, Sheldon had already been home for a long time.

"Of course, I didn't want to go. The great Sheldon shouldn't waste time on such meaningless entertainment."

"And how did you change your mind?"

"It's Amy." Shelton closed the computer and turned around in his chair. "It was he who made me understand that all scientists have to raise funds. Think about it, if I didn't come forward in the School of Physics, those donors would put Who is the money given to?"

Sheldon's answer once again refreshed Ron's understanding of how much influence Amy can have on Sheldon. It can only be said that the power of love is really great, and it can make Sheldon's rotten tree bloom. Ron is very interested asked, "Who will it be handed over to?"

"School of Geology, Ron, that group of idiots who only know how to play with rocks and mud every day, that's not all. Do you know what's more terrifying? Ron," Shelton didn't wait for Ron to answer, He directly replied in a tone of lingering fear: "What is more terrifying than the College of Geology is the College of Humanities. Think about it, the money from those arty donors is going around on the liars who can only talk, and even a few If there is no sound, it will be spent, so it's better to throw it away!"

"Well, there are good reasons, but I need to remind you that I am also from the Faculty of Arts." Ron suddenly lost the interest to continue talking with Sheldon: "Please next time you plan to mock other subjects, Keep that in mind."

Ron thought that the topic of the appreciation dinner would end here. However, what he didn't expect was that the next night, when Ron was watching a movie with everyone in Sheldon's apartment, the topic was brought up again. brought it up.

"1, 2, 3, 4," Ron counted the number of people and found that one person was missing: "Wait, why are there only five people? Where did Leonard go?"

"Yesterday, Mrs. Lesen called Leonard to have dinner with him, saying that she wanted to discuss Leonard's research results with him, cut~" Sheldon said disdainfully: "I really don't know if his research results are still there. Is it worth the whole dinner to discuss?"

"Okay, so have you ever asked them where to eat?"

"How do I know?" Sheldon said innocently, "But judging from the topics they discussed, it is very likely that they are at McDonald's, KFC, or Magic Box fast food."

Magic box fast food is a kind of American special express food. It is characterized by a road around the restaurant. After ordering from the order port on this side, you can drive to the other side of the food port to pick up your own food. Just ordered food, very convenient and quick.

Using this kind of fast food to bring paper, Leonard's research is not worth mentioning. It has to be said that Sheldon is also a master in harming people.

"Okay, then leave him alone, what movie are we watching today? Zombieland, how about it?"

Ron spread out Sheldon's disc collection, looked at a dazzling array of movies, and for a moment didn't know which one to choose.

"Any movie, as long as it can make Sheldon shut up." Petunia sat on the sofa with popcorn in her arms and complained, in exchange for Sheldon's big eyes.

At this moment, the door of the apartment opened, and Leonard walked in with a depressed expression.

Howard asked curiously, "How was dinner?"

"Absolutely awesome, I can't describe it, I need a drink first."

Leonard walked quickly behind the sofa without knowing whether it was joy or sorrow, and Ron turned his head and asked, "Do you have wine in your apartment?"

"How is it possible? We only have potatoes in the refrigerator," Sheldon turned to Leonard: "If you want to drink, I can make you vodka, but it won't be available until two weeks later."

The careful Petunia couldn't help asking: "Leonard, are you okay?"

"I'm not sure." Leonard's expression looked a bit tangled.

"what happened?"

"Mrs. Leyson said she was thinking of giving us money so we could buy a cryogenic centrifugal pump..."

"Great!" In addition to Leonard, the other three otakus including Sheldon cheered.

However, Ron felt that things were not that simple. If he just donated a cryogenic centrifugal pump, Leonard's expression should be the same as that of the other three, and he was also excited.

"And then? I guess if he just said that he wanted to donate equipment, he shouldn't have made you show this expression."

"Then he stuck his tongue into my mouth." Leonard's expression was a bit shameless.

Sheldon was puzzled: "WHY?!"

"We can't explain everything to you. Go and see for yourself, the book we bought for you."

The gossip was interrupted, and Penny gave Sheldon a hard look.

"She likes me." This is Leonard's reply to Sheldon.

"Wait! Wait!" Howard finally came back, and asked wretchedly: "Are you saying that the teacher wants to have sex with you too much, as a condition for donating millions of dollars to your department? "

"I guess so."

"You are such a lucky duckling." Howard sighed, shaking his head with both envy and regret.

That tone, even if Sheldon is unreasonable, knows that Howard wants to replace Leonard, which again touches his blind spot of knowledge.

WHY?

"I escaped before she made the next move, but she still wants to see me tomorrow night, what can you do?" Leonard turned his eyes to everyone on the sofa for help.

However, to his surprise, Sheldon was the first to respond to him: "Great, what are you going to wear?"

"What?" Leonard asked with questions in his head.

Sheldon turned to Penny excitedly: "Penny, you are exchanging your body for matter. You are an expert in this area. Please teach him quickly."

Before Sheldon went crazy, Leonard stopped and said, "No, no, wait a minute, I don't want to have sex with her."

"But we need cryogenic centrifugal pumps."

"Don't even think about it, I won't do it!"

"Please! Leonard," Shelton stood up angrily, and persuaded him earnestly, "This may be your only chance to contribute to science in your life!"

"If scientists are going to use this method to get sponsors for their colleges, I guess your President Hibbert will replace all of you with pole dancers in nightclubs."

Ron got up and pressed Sheldon's shoulders and pushed him back into the sofa: "In this matter, I suggest you respect Leonard's personal wishes."

"I repeat, it's absolutely impossible!" After finishing speaking, Reiner returned to his room angrily.

"It's all your fault!" After the comer and taker left, Sheldon pointed the finger at Ron.

But this time, Ron was rarely angry: "Please, Sheldon, you need to talk about this kind of thing. Since it's here, you have to resist so much. What you should think about is how to offset his attitude." Kind of psychology? Isn't it?"

"Ron, you must have some other idea, right?" Howard knew the meaning, leaned up to Ron, and smiled wretchedly.

"Of course, first of all, you need to let Leonard see this photo."

Ron showed Howard and Rajesh the photos on his phone, and they both gasped.

"My God, who is this beauty? She must be a big star, right? Why have I never seen it on TV?"

Ron smiled triumphantly: "No, actually, this is the lady who just had dinner with Leonard, of course when she was young, needless to say, you also understand that any man who sees this photo will have an appetite Wide open, right?"

The wretched duo nodded frantically.

Sheldon was also attracted, and stood next to Ron, writing with a notebook in his hand and asking, "And then? What else needs to be done?"

Ron showed a devilish smile: "Then of course it is to prepare the things he needs tomorrow so that he can find them whenever he wants to use them..."

The next day, near dinner time, Ron sat on the sofa in Sheldon's apartment ahead of time, found a good seat in the auditorium, and prepared to watch the play.

"Leonard, Mrs. Lason's car is waiting for you downstairs!" After hanging up the phone, Shelton turned his head and shouted towards the bedroom.

"I'll be back in a minute, and I'll go down and make one last effort for the funds, and say goodnight to him everywhere."

Leonard, who had been waiting for a long time, walked out of the bedroom as if going to the execution ground.

Ron raised his eyebrows at Sheldon, indicating that it's time for you to appear on stage. Sheldon nodded in agreement with Ron for the first time, stood up and stopped in front of Leonard: "Wait, I have something for you."

Sheldon hands Leonard a small black leather bag.

"What is this?" Leonard asked suspiciously.

"I consulted with Ron, everything you might need tonight is in there, lube, little umbrella, and little pills I got from biomedical school, they say it's the battle of Viagra elder brother."

"I'll say it again, I'm not going to have sex with her!" Leonard said, putting the little black leather bag on the table.

"Wait!" Sheldon stuffed the small bag into Leonard's arms again, and took out a photo from behind: "Maybe this can help you overcome your reluctance. In order to arouse your interest, Ron helped me find I took a picture of Mrs. Lyson when she was twenty-five."

Under Ron's command, Shelton showed Leonard the photo that Ron showed him yesterday: "Look, how sexy her boots are, they have a wild flavor of western cowboys, Right? Hehe~"

Shelton made a cowboy riding a horse, and the last "Yah" is the finishing touch.

Since Penny's voice is relatively loud, everyone knows what kind of voice Penny will make.

"Have you lost your mind? I won't sell my body just for a few new devices!"

Leonard turned around speechlessly, and Sheldon stomped his feet angrily behind him: "Ron! Help me persuade him!"

"Ron, do you know about this too?"

Ron lazily stood up from the sofa, and under Sheldon's strong request, he could only play in person.

"Leonard, don't worry, although I am Sheldon's elder brother, I am definitely not here to be his lobbyist."

Compared with Sheldon's impatience, Ron is obviously much calmer, because he knows that if he wants to complete a perfect prank, he must spend enough thought to pave the way.

"That's good. Anyway, no matter what you say today, it is absolutely impossible for me to sell my body."

"But," Shelton was about to speak, Ron stopped him with a gesture, and continued, "I want you to think about a question, Leonard."

"You said."

"Please think about it carefully. There were so many beauties who competed with Mrs. Laisen for her rich husband back then. How did she defeat those competitors?"

Leonard fell into deep thought, and then suddenly realized: "You mean..."

"That's right." Seeing that Leonard wanted to understand the problem, Ron nodded in satisfaction, and continued to seduce with a devilish tone: "Mrs. Larsen is a woman with skills! Don't you want to try it? "

(End of this chapter)