The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 362 Wonderful Fate

"This figure looks well trained, even if you don't launder money for those drug dealers, it is more than enough to play a superhero, such as Batman."

Ron looked at the figure of the person in the photo, which was almost the same as his own, and couldn't help feeling sympathetic: "What's his name? Did the intelligence say it?"

"Lucaro, but it's useless, it's a pseudonym," Andy glanced at the information and replied: "The photo of Xiangjiang was taken five years ago, and his name was Carl Gauss at that time, Tokyo, Tel Aviv, Naples, People in Tehran had seen him.

Everyone described him the same way, a good accountant, trustworthy accountant, etc., I guess, he should be at least CPA level, but no idea where to find him, no clue. "

"Not necessarily," Ron said with an intriguing smile on the corner of his mouth, "at least you said something just now."

"Did I mention the clues? Why didn't I find out?" Andy wondered. He is a veritable genius in accounting or finance, otherwise he would not have become a famous financier before going to prison.

But it was limited to financial matters. He was not good at reasoning or investigating cases, and this was Ron's area of ​​expertise.

Ron was not in a hurry to answer, and wrote down the name that Andy had just mentioned on the paper: "Lu Carroll (lou carroll), under normal circumstances, people will find this name a bit unfamiliar, but if I write like this Does Lewis Carroll look a little more familiar?"

European and American names are generally long and often use abbreviations, and the abbreviation of Lewis Carroll is Lucaro.

"Is this the guy who wrote Alice in Wonderland? But I still can't see what that means?"

"You may not know that this Mr. Lewis is not only a novel author, but also a very famous mathematician. Similarly, Gauss is the name that I don't need to mention. You know that he is the prince of mathematics who discovered the prime number distribution theorem.

Although I haven't read other materials in your hand, I guess there must be names like Leibniz, Lagrange, Euler, Laplace among those aliases, right? "

Ron crossed his hands and put them on his chin: "Although I'm not a mathematician, it just so happens that there is a younger brother who is a physicist who is good at mathematics. I still know these names."

More than just hearing Sheldon mention it?In his previous life, Ron was one of the victims of these masters, and like other victims, he hung on the big tree of Gaoshu.

"It's true!" Andy flipped through the information, but couldn't hide the surprise on his face, because Ron hit everything.

"Hank, come here." Ron said while pressing the communicator on his desk. Five minutes later, Hank came to his office.

"Boss, are you looking for me?"

"Yes," Ron handed the anti-Andy information to Hank: "Now I need you to help me find this man, in these photos, there is a profile of this man, go find Hobbs, use big The data algorithm checks the record of this person's recent appearance."

"Yes, boss."

"Also," Ron wrote down all the names on a piece of paper and handed it back to Andy: "Use our IRS system to search for taxpayers who use these names to file taxes nationwide, between 25 and 35 Information, the declared income range is about 100 million US dollars.

Providing accounting services to so many drug dealers, there is no reason why his annual income should be less than this amount.

By the way, pay special attention to the information of those who open an accounting firm and taxpayers who use cash settlements. He is likely to hide himself in these identities. "

Ron became more and more interested in this mysterious accountant.

Whether it is drug dealers or arms dealers, they have always been the most restless group of people. The situation of gangsters and gangsters has never been news in this group. In other words, it will be new if these people don't cheat.

Therefore, there should be no reason for them to abide by the contract and pay the accountant his share of income, but in the end, they should still pay. Ron doesn't think they suddenly started to have the spirit of the contract.

The only reasonable explanation is that the mysterious accountant has some special means that these restless guys have to give, and as far as Ron knows, the most effective means to target these violent people is violence.

However, the problem of the number of people raised by Andy is also a very serious problem. His team is indeed a little short of talents in this area. Thinking of this, Ron couldn't help opening the address book while playing with his mobile phone, dialed a number that he hadn't contacted for a long time, and was almost about to fall. meeting number.

"Becca, long time no see. I heard from Aubrey that you also work in Los Angeles. You are worrying about the rent recently. I wonder if we should meet? Maybe I can give you a good short-term part-time job so that you can earn a fortune ,What do you think?"

Becca was one of Ron's former close friends. When Ron was still in college, because of his outstanding musical talent, he met when he temporarily replaced a friend in the school's a cappella club.

At that time, her team was also one of the participating teams, and it was the most eye-catching one, even more eye-catching than Ron, who had written several well-known songs.

Because they are all the participating teams, the only team composed entirely of girls.

As we all know, college boys have always been animals with excessive hormones and like to use their lower body to think. Of course, Ron is no exception, especially with the addition of unique conditions, he can't refuse what a whole women's singing team can do. brought temptation.

It's not just that the person is beautiful, and the voice is nice~
Those who understand will understand.

And Becca and Aubrey were friends he knew at that time.

"Ron, let me say it again, my name is no longer Becca, my name is Dana now!" Becca's soft and cute voice sounded through the receiver: "But thank you for your kindness, thank you, I'm quitting a new job Not bad, enough for my rent."

"Changed jobs again? Which one is this time?"

"Life Robot Company, a company that uses technology to help disabled people regain their lives, but work is a bit busy. If you are free on Friday, Aubrey happens to be in Los Angeles on a business trip. We can get together."

"OK, of course."

Ron readily agreed, then hung up the phone, and immediately came to a conclusion after hanging up the phone, there must be another high-quality man around this girl!

Otherwise, it is impossible to refuse your invitation.

It's a pity that Ron doesn't have the heart to find out about Becca's new love right now, otherwise he will definitely find out that the man who just made his interest so much just happens to be Becca's new colleague.

When he called just now, Howard had already sent a text message with only one sentence: All Saints are ready, come and sit in the movie theater quickly.

That's right, the annual Halloween is here, which means it's a good time to trick Sheldon again. This time of year is a great time to trick Sheldon.

As a good brother who loves his younger brother very much, how could Ron miss such a great opportunity to see Sheldon make a fool of himself?

"Hey, how are you going? Where's Leonard?" As soon as Ron arrived at Caltech, Howard dragged him to the monitoring room, but out of his professional habits, he keenly noticed that there was one missing.

"Leonard is going to arrange the second 'surprise'. In recent years, Sheldon has become less and less scary, so we can only think of some ingenious ideas."

"Okay, so what's the bet this time?"

Americans like to gamble in everything. For example, I bet that your diamonds are fake, and I bet that your car will blow out when you go out. Ron has been here for a long time, and it is obvious that he has such a bad habit.

"You can buy Sheldon to be scared faint or scared to piss, and each bet is up to 10 dollars. Which one do you want to buy?" Rajesh excitedly punched out a box, and inside it was the change that other scientists bet on.

This shows how unpopular Sheldon is, and Ron can't help feeling a sense of superiority generated by popularity.

Fortunately, Hobbs didn't know what he was thinking, otherwise he would definitely complain about him: Are you popular?If you can't beat you, people who want to beat you can line up from Los Angeles to New Delhi! ! !
"I bet he'll pee in a fright, start?" Ron handed over ten dollars to Rajesh.

Howard adjusted the monitors in the school for a school-wide live broadcast, and finally captured Sheldon's movement trajectory. He was on his way back to the office from the cafeteria.

"Sheldon ~ Sheldon~" A shrill female voice came from the corridor, calling Sheldon's name non-stop. Sheldon poked his head out, and the light above his head suddenly flickered a few times and went out, and the entire corridor was replaced. The emergency lights turned on, which looked very strange.

"Oh! God, you just show me this?" Ron began to regret: "It would be strange if this method could scare him. I have used this method to scare him since I was 10 years old. Spirited."

Sure enough, Sheldon didn't look scared at all: "Well, it's this kind of clichéd trick again, it's just a pretense before Halloween."

"Don't worry, buddy, wait and see, this is just the first step." As he said, Howard pressed the button, and a burst of shrill laughter and other terrifying sound effects passed through the corridor, which made Shelton's scalp numb and his hairs go numb. All stand up.

Only then did Ron nodded in satisfaction: "That's right, that's how it should be. What's next?"

"You'll know when you look at it."

"Tch, it's just eerie whimpering, the sound of iron chains, the witch's smirk, the old haunted house three-piece suit, others may scream in fright, but I'm bored and just want to sleep."

Sheldon spoke loudly to embolden himself. He knew that there must be many people watching him, so he didn't want to embarrass himself for others to see.

"Sheldon~" There was another shrill call, and suddenly a red font appeared on the wall next to Sheldon, which was his name, and the red liquid continued to flow down the wall, as if someone had used blood Same as written.

"The wall of dripping blood looks as fake as if a sodium carbonate solution was dripped into phenolphthalein," Sheldon read the words on the wall: "We will see Sheldon in hell."

"The scariest thing about this is that you forgot to add a comma." As soon as Sheldon complained, a phosphorescent skeleton suddenly flew towards him.

"Ah!" Sheldon let out his first scream.

"Yeah!" In the monitoring room, his brother Ron and his two bad friends clapped their hands together.

"Sure enough, seeing Sheldon's frightened appearance is the ultimate enjoyment at any time," Ron narrowed his eyes, recalled the scene just now in his mind, and said with infinite regret: "It's a pity that everything ends here , I lost the bet."

On the surveillance screen, although Shelton was taken aback, he was only taken aback. He didn't pass out, didn't urinate, and spoke loudly with his hands on his waist.

"That's not necessarily the case," Howard said with a mysterious smile: "Ron, don't you wonder where the Halloween suit I borrowed from you was gone? The answer is in Sheldon's room. Do you want to go and see for yourself? ?”

"of course."

The three of Ron walked out of the monitoring room together, not far from Sheldon.

"My dear brother, you should really look at your expression just now, it's really amazing," Ron took out the photo that just captured Sheldon's frightened expression: "I believe, use this photo as a New Year's card If you want to, you will definitely be liked by Little George and Missy, what do you think?"

"Hahaha, it's not just your family that likes it. If you use this photo as a greeting card and sell it in school, I can't prove that it will be sold out." Howard was also crazy with joy. It's awesome.

"What's the matter? It's just that I was a little frightened and my pupils dilated a little." Sheldon continued to speak stiffly while walking towards his office.

"Just admit it, Sheldon, we did scare you."

"Scared only when you are shocked, but it turns out that in front of me, who is a prophet, the bad moves of the three of you are just a joke. If you want to scare me, there is no way!"

Shelton continued to argue for his guts and opened the door of his office casually, without noticing that, behind him, a man wearing a Freddy's leather mask, wearing a worn-out denim suit, and holding a chainsaw was coming from thank you. Leon came out from behind the curtain.

Now Ron finally knew what his Halloween suit was borrowed for.

"Really? I also think their methods are a little too naive, Sheldon, these really can't scare you," Ron suppressed a smile, and said in a regretful tone: "Maybe grandma is right, you are a A true Texas man."

"Isn't this a matter of course?" Sheldon spread his hands proudly, and just turned around, a dead face full of holes appeared in front of him, holding the chainsaw he was most afraid of, Pull the chainsaw.

The chainsaw started spinning with a "hum".

"Ah!!!" Shelton screamed and passed out on the ground.

"Hahaha..." Ron laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up: "Which one of you bet that he passed out? You won... Hahaha, but it's worth the loss."

"Wait, Ron, you didn't lose, Sheldon diapered his pants, take a picture!" Rajesh discovered the New World from the water stains on Sheldon's pants: "This photo is definitely better than a greeting card." Zhang is more like it!"

(End of this chapter)