The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 383 Playing With Leonard Together
Williamsburg restaurant, the window of Max's Bakery, Max and Caroline held hands: "Please God, don't let us get murdered here, amen~"

"Sorry, did I interrupt your prayers? Is this your prayer? It's very unique. How's business going?" The window was pushed open, and Ron greeted handsomely.

"We can all afford three layers of toilet paper now with dim sum style cakes, so if you ask how business is doing, I think it's not bad, I didn't expect you to come here at this hour, what are you doing? Do you want to run orangutans for the zoo?" Max pointed at Leonard, who was following him, with his usual venomous tongue.

But her metaphor is quite vivid, because Leonard's sweater is too oxygenated, Leonard keeps scratching his body even when he is walking, just like a gorilla that just ran out of the zoo .

"That's Leonard, and we're going to return the DVD together." Ron pointed to the bicycle at the door: "Have you started the delivery service now? Can you please send [-] to the Physics Department of Caltech tomorrow?" Little Cake, I have a hunch that something good will happen tomorrow."

"Max, that's a great idea, we can use that unwanted bike to start a delivery service! Why don't we ever deliver?"

"Are you talking about yourself? I've done 'home delivery'." Max was referring to her and Ron's love dump.

"Seriously, Max, the delivery service is a big business! No one goes out now, everyone is too lazy, Ron's idea is good." Caroline's eyes brightened as she spoke.

"Indeed." Ron agreed. He had seen the food delivery industry flourish in his previous life. When the two giants fought, they almost monopolized the lunches of nearly [-]% of the white-collar workers in the office.

Although the situation in China and the United States is different, the same thing is almost impossible to replicate, but it does not mean that it is a bad idea to open a food delivery service. In fact, Max has done this kind of thing occasionally, but it is all for big customers.

"Leonard, are you interested in helping me make a mobile app that can reasonably optimize the delivery route according to the order?"

"Of course, but can we hurry up now? I can't take it anymore." Leonard urged while reaching into his clothes and scratching.

No wonder Leonard was so anxious. The wool used in that sweater thread was really hard to describe. Not to mention the rough thread quality, it was also a bit prickly. It was itchy and painful to wear, like being surrounded by hundreds of mosquitoes. Feels the same around the bite.

"OK, OK, no problem, goodbye, my beauties~" Ron kissed and waved goodbye to the two beauties one by one, making Leonard envious.

But just think about this envy, he doesn't even think about Penny, so why would he want to think about other women?
However, poor Leonard was not able to fulfill his expectations, and the DVD store was closed.

So, until the next day, in the Caltech lab, Howard and Raj were still gossip about Leonard's madness.

"Ron, you're finally here. It's a pity you weren't here this morning." When Ron came to the office, Raj was the first to greet him.

"Really? Did I miss something?"

Raj's eyes were full of gossip: "All morning, Leonard was like a bear in the forest, rubbing his back on all the pillars you could see in the school, your two girlfriends The little cake has been delivered just now, do you want to have one too?"

They have heard about the bet between Sheldon and Leonard. As long as Leonard keeps wearing that sweater until the DVD is returned, Sheldon promises that no matter what happens in the future, he will never make trouble for the people around him.

Given Sheldon's credit history, no one would suspect that Sheldon broke the contract, which is a great joy for the other members of the quartet who suffered from it.

"Of course," Ron took the small cake: "Maybe the hibernation has just ended, and Winnie the Pooh needs to find a place to stretch out. What do you think of the taste?"

"It's great!" Rajesh said excitedly: "I swear, this is the best little cake I've ever eaten in my life, especially the base, it's not as soft as other little cakes, but crunchy Yes, it has the feeling of puff skin, but it is sweeter than that!"

Ron glanced at the number of small cakes left in the cake box. In one morning, twenty small cakes were almost eaten by the group of four. It seems that this thing is really popular.

"If you like it, I will ask the small cake shop to send more tomorrow, and you can share some with other offices. Of course, if they like it, don't forget to remind them that this small cake is sold in the city center not far away." of."

Ron helps advertise Max's store.

At this moment, the door of the laboratory was suddenly pushed open, Leonard walked in angrily, and locked Sheldon who was standing in front of the whiteboard thinking about the problem at a glance.

"Sheldon! It took me all afternoon to track down the owner of the DVD shop, and I am happy to announce that he died peacefully in his sleep, that is, drunk and drowned in own swimming pool."

Leonard patted a proof in front of Sheldon: "In short, there is no place to return this DVD, so the problem has been satisfactorily resolved."

After Leonard finished speaking, he took off the red sweater on his body and threw it on the ground, revealing the red skin that was pricked by the sweater or scratched by himself: "However, I want to make a special point, although This sweater is uncomfortable, but I didn't use it as an excuse to go around and toss the people around me."

"If the owner dies, you can return it to the owner's relatives." Ron interrupted suddenly with a malicious expression on his face.

"I said it all, it's over!"

"This idea sounds good." Sheldon and Ron confirmed their eyes, and the two brothers sang together, leading Leonard into the ditch again.

"My goodness!"

Leonard cried in despair, but Ron thoughtfully picked up the sweater on the ground and handed it back to Leonard again: "I guess you should have dropped it, Leonard."

"FXXK." Leonard screamed again in despair.

"Or, you can also choose to admit defeat and end all of this," Ron said with a mischievous smile: "Of course, if that's the case, if something happens that drives Sheldon crazy in the future, you have to allow him to continue acting like a The giant baby makes trouble."

Leonard weighed the results of the two options, and could only put the sweater back on like a execution, sat down in front of the computer, and began to search for information on the shopkeeper's relatives.

"Come on, have a smile, Leonard." Ron took a photo of his perturbed appearance with a smile.

Howard asked curiously, "Ron, what are you doing taking pictures?"

"Of course it is to send the photo to Princeton University and get back the tuition he paid for nothing."

"Why?" Rajesh sensitively sensed that there must be something strange in it.

Ron looked at Sheldon and shrugged his shoulders: "Please, Leonard, use your smart brain of the world's top physicist to think about it, when will Sheldon's obsessive-compulsive disorder be able to face a piece of paper?" How can you be so calm if you haven't returned the DVD on time?"

"Isn't it because of the bet he made with Leonard?" Rajesh asked.

Without raising his head, Sheldon continued to calculate his formula: "That's why I let you think so."

"What?!" Leonard finally sensed that something was wrong, but he still couldn't figure out what was wrong.

Well, these nerds~
Ron sighed: "Leonard, let me ask you, if the shopkeeper has no relatives, or his relatives are in war-torn sensitive areas such as Syria, Iraq, and Afghanistan, what are you going to do? Continue to sit in that funny sweater." Will the DVD be returned after the plane flies over?"

"I'm not going to Syria or Iraq to return a DVD of Super Mario Bros." Leonard went into a frenzy again at the mention of this, scratching his sweater-stricken skin, On the one hand, he rushed to Sheldon angrily.

"Why don't you seem to care about this?! Doesn't the inside of your head itch? This is borrowed with your card, which may destroy your credit history. Why didn't this incident drive you crazy?"

"Leonard, I have something to tell you." Sheldon finally put down his pen and turned around: "But I want you to promise, like I did just now, that you are not allowed to jump."

"what's up?"

Shelton looked calm: "Three years ago, I found out that the DVD was not returned on time, and I have already paid to buy this DVD."

"What?!" The three exclaimed together, except for Ron, because he was the one who drove Sheldon to return the car.

"I was going to tell you, but Ron told me that maybe one day, this incident can teach you a good lesson."

"F*ck...*)￥*#@&" Leonard threw his sweater on the ground again in anger, rushed to the small refrigerator in the laboratory, took two ice packs and pressed them on himself, and finally heaved a sigh of relief:
"Sheldon, are you still human! And you, Ron, I never offended you, why do you want to play tricks on me with Sheldon?"

"Really? Do I need to remind you?" Ron stood up and looked down at Leonard with a sinister sneer, which scared Leonard back a step: "Almost three years ago, I When I first moved here, Sheldon thought he was sick and asked you to sample his throat one night, and I just came back.

You lied to me that the cake I ate was made out of Sheldon's pee container, which made me vomit all night, but in fact, it was a special product that Petunia just brought back from her hometown. Do you remember? (See Chapter 84 for details)"

"I..." After Ron reminded, memories flooded Leonard's mind instantly: "I thought you had forgotten."

"How is it possible? The Cooper family has always held grudges the most, and now we are even, hahaha~ The way you scratched around in a sweater just now was really funny, I want to send a copy to Penny too, haha ~"

Ron laughed and went out.

After he had gone for a long time, Howard carefully looked at the door and made sure that Ron would not come back, and then he whispered to Raj with lingering fear: "Oh my god, Ron is really terrible, but luckily I didn't offend him. , Rajesh, have you offended Ron?"

"No?" Rajesh thought for a while and said triumphantly: "Even if there is, for the sake of my marriage proposal last time, Ron will definitely not be willing to play a prank on me. It's too late for him to thank me~"

Luckily, Ron had already left before he could hear Rajesh's stupid words, otherwise he must have rewarded him on the spot.

God knows how much trouble Ron has caused because of that proposal.

Don't think that parents in European and American countries don't urge marriage. In fact, it's just that the degree is different. When it comes to forcing marriage, parents all over the world are the same. Mary promised to find time within a year to get engaged first, and then wait until Collins graduated to discuss marriage.

There was still plenty of time for Ron to figure it out.

At the gate of Caltech, Hobbs had been waiting here for a long time: "Ron, you finally came out."

"No way, you always let me see the end of a good show that I've been waiting for for a long time," Ron and Hobbs hugged: "If I remember correctly, I just passed the CIA in Europe for you." Ass, the nuclear bomb has already been handed over, and the funds for buying the nuclear bomb are my personal income, and I will never give it to you."

Ron stared warily at the muscle stick in front of him.

"No, no, no, you misunderstood, I didn't intend to ask you for the money." Hobbs quickly waved his hand: "I came to you for another matter."

"New trouble?" Ron asked tentatively, and Hobbs nodded.

"I knew it, but you should also know that we, the IRS and the CIA, have no affiliation relationship, so I don't have to listen to your orders."

"I know, but this is a special operation, and I want to hire you to participate in it personally."

Ron thought about his increasingly thin wallet, and agreed decisively: "This is fine, but the price..."

"We are willing to pay 1000 million!" Hobbs said quickly, for fear that Ron would change his mind later.

"Ding~"

Ron's eyes immediately turned into the shape of dollars, and Hobbs seemed to hear the crisp sound of the cash register.

"Okay, what's the trouble, let's hear it?"

"This is the mission information," Hobbs handed over the folder he had already held in his hand: "Not long ago, an unknown biochemical weapon that could change the destiny of mankind forever was lost during the escort of MI[-]. All escort members were killed..."

"Stop, stop, stop!" Ron suddenly interrupted Hobbs: "What did you just say?"

"Not long ago..."

"Stop, not this sentence, the last sentence." Ron interrupted Hobbs again.

Hobbs tentatively asked, "Are we willing to pay 1000 million?"

"Yes, that's the sentence," Ron shook his head helplessly, "This job is too dangerous, 1000 million won't do it at all, you have to pay more~"

(End of this chapter)