The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 414 Sheldon Running Away
It never occurred to Ron that he was at Max's house and celebrated until noon when he got a new car for Caroline. !The stamina gauge has been fully doubled, almost on par with Max.

This kind of combat power is tiring even with the blessing of a perpetual motion machine~
So, when he returned to the apartment, what he most wanted to see was that Leonard had already bought the meal, and he just had to eat it, but when he opened the door, he realized that the reality was not what he thought .

Leonard and Sheldon sat alone and glared at each other. If you ignore the pitiful lack of them, if the chicken is not counted, they are simply two fighting cocks put into the arena.

"Hey, what are you doing? Isn't it time to eat?" Ron asked casually, and opened the refrigerators. However, the empty refrigerators disappointed him.

"Ron, can you imagine? Leonard is crazy! He actually told me that he wants me to move out, and he wants Penny to come over and let me live with you!" Sheldon complained angrily .

"What! Don't!" Ron was shocked when he heard this: "Leonard, if you let Sheldon live with me, I promise you will see his body in less than a month. I will definitely not be able to resist killing him."

As far as Sheldon's bad temper is concerned, let alone his own brother, even his own son, Ron can't help but want to strangle him to death. God knows how the George and Marie couple endured it. This kid has been enduring it so much. To be honest Well, if it wasn't for the sake of his parents, Ron would have partnered with little George to trick him into growing avocados in the Brazilian countryside.

If you didn't send him to have his waist cut, you already have a deep brotherhood. Being a brother with Sheldon is really a test of endurance.

"But Penny and I are already engaged, so we must live together?" Leonard said speechlessly.

"What? You're already engaged?" Ron was even more surprised: "God, it's only one night, come on, tell me, what else did I miss?"

"Rajesh also found a girlfriend named Emily."

"OMG! OMG! OMG!" Ron felt shocked: "Raj can find a girlfriend?!"

However, Shelton ignored him, but continued to stare at Leonard, preparing to change into a soft way: "Do you think this is okay? I would also be happy to let Penny come and live with us. During the inspection period, every Zhou can live here for a day, of course, she can't come and live here during the days when she is the most irritable. "

"Wow~ Sheldon, you really understand the meaning, Leonard, do you want to consider compromising?" Ron finally found a box of potato chips from the kitchen cabinet, and found a comfortable place on the sofa to start watch a play.

"Uh...you are really considerate," Leonard gave Ron a helpless look and continued to negotiate with Sheldon: "But what we think more about is that the two of us live together...without you."

Leonard weighed every word, trying not to irritate Sheldon as much as possible.

"I don't understand. How would the three of us live together without me? Ron, what did he mean?"

"What he means is that he wants to live with Petunia now, and he won't take you to play with him," Ron Kaka bit the potato chips: "Let's just say, if you two live together, I will never Those who take in Sheldon, you should know before raising a pet, and you should never abandon it casually~ I will never raise Sheldon for you~"

"I'm not a pet!" Sheldon retorted angrily.

"OK, listen, Sheldon, I know it's a change, it sounds scary, but..."

"So where do we live anyway?" Sheldon interrupted eagerly.

"I don't know, we just started to think about it." Leonard walked back and forth in the house anxiously: "Maybe I will move in with Petunia, Ron will move here, maybe Petunia will move here, You go live with Ron."

"Absolutely not!" Ron stood up in fright. He really couldn't imagine waking up to face Sheldon's stinky face every day. He couldn't help but pull out his Smith & Wesson pistol and shoot him in the face To shoot until the bullets are all empty:

"Have you smoked weed, Leonard? If I were to live with Sheldon, I'd rather sleep in the office! Forget it, I'd better think about buying another house."

The house bought from Dunphy before is now being lived by the Gallagher family. Although Ron can move in as the male owner, when he thinks that besides himself and Fiona, there are five children in this house, he feels very uncomfortable. awkward.

What's more, nominally speaking, he is now engaged to Collins.

"Well, I'm really a hopeless scum~" Ron shrugged, but on the other hand, the negotiations between Leonard and Sheldon had reached a fever pitch.

"Have you been hit on the head by a coconut?"

"No."

"Then I really can't think of the reason. You actually want me to move across to live with Ron. How dare you say such a thing?" Sheldon asked loudly angrily.

"Because I love Penny, I want to give her the life she wants!" Leonard's reason is understandable, but Sheldon doesn't think so.

"I see~" Shelton showed his little eyes that see through everything: "It seems that your future wife's happy life is more important than mine."

"Of course!"

"Wow~" Shelton sighed mockingly, and went back to his bedroom.

"How is it? How does it feel to have two wives? Love Saint Leonard?" Ron teased.

Not to mention, the strange friendship between Leonard and Sheldon, not to mention CP, is not much different even if it is a couple who are gay. Ron even saw some Mitch from them. The shadows of Er and Xiaoka, they are a real gay couple.

If this kind of plot is really made for a domestic TV series, at least forty episodes of this episode alone can be filmed.

Leonard looked at Ron helplessly: "Has your brother always been this crazy?"

"Actually, it was a little more crazy than this before, but now it's better than before," Ron thought for a while: "At least, he didn't invent a machine that prohibits Petunia from entering, or become a Terminator robot killer to kill Penny, right?"

"In the past, I took his behavior as a joke, but now you need to keep an eye on him, because with his current strength, he can really do it. Believe me, you don't want to see your fiancée who you have finally found get killed. A robot that looks like a governor wringing his head off?"

One of the scientific research projects that Ron invested in is an intelligent combat robot. Although it is called a robot, it is basically an AI with identification friend or foe and an automatic combat system. However, in order to satisfy everyone's sci-fi movie complex, a special one The shape number of the human form.

"Absolutely not!"

Leonard imagined the scene described by Ron, and acted cleverly: "I'll go to the laboratory now and delete Sheldon's entry permit!"

After Leonard left, Shelton poked his head out from the bedroom: "Leonard gone?"

"Of course," Ron walked to the bookshelf, picked up a small jar containing peanuts and twisted it, and a prank toy like a small snake flew out of it, as well as a 50-dollar bill hidden at the bottom of the jar. Ron took the money to Shell He paused and said, "Also, I just ordered pizza with my mobile phone. I don't have cash with me. I pay with your money. It's shredded pork with Beijing sauce. I hope you like it."

"WHAT!" There was a question mark all over Shelton's face: "What the hell is that? You know I only eat sausage pizza from Giacomo's."

"That's a fusion dish promoted by a Chinese restaurant." Ron sat back on the Shaofa and said nonsense: "Leonard is right, life is always changing, Sheldon, you You have to learn to accept it, like try this new pizza."

And Sheldon had long been numb by his two older brothers, with an expression of I believe you, waiting to expose Ron's lie.

Soon, the delivery boy delivered the food, but Shelton couldn't see any pizza after looking around: "Ron, I don't think this is pizza."

"This is pizza, just Chinese pizza, you have to eat like me."

On the opposite side, Ron picked up a piece of flatbread and spread it out in his hands. He skillfully used chopsticks instead of a fork to sandwich shredded pork with Beijing sauce on the flatbread, rolled it up, and took a big bite.

Sheldon imitated clumsily, but he, who didn't know how to use chopsticks, used a fork instead, and put the rolled burritos to his mouth, even though the tempting aroma of the burritos was constantly inhaled by him Nose, he hesitated and still couldn't put the cake in.

"Ron, I still don't think this is pizza."

"Eat yours~" Ron pushed Sheldon's elbow, and the burrito was stuffed into Sheldon's mouth, and the aroma of the mixture of sweet bean sauce and pork filled his mouth in an instant. Duncan couldn't help but close his eyes.

"Oh my god! What did you eat for me?!" Shelton got up angrily and rushed out the door.

"What? Isn't it delicious?"

"No, it's better than all the pizzas I've eaten, but it's not pizza! I don't like it! Today is Thursday, and it's pizza day." Sheldon left in a huff.

"Well, Sheldon is still Sheldon after all."

Of course, Ron knows how strong Sheldon's obsessive-compulsive disorder is, but he knows that Sheldon can't never make a change. This time Leonard's cohabitation incident is a good opportunity. He wanted to try to see if he could reverse Sheldon's twisted personality, but it turned out that he failed again.

"OK, I'll keep the remaining shredded pork with Beijing sauce~" Ron smiled happily as he saw that there were still a lot of dishes left.

It's just that this kind of happiness didn't last long. At seven o'clock in the evening, when Ron was thinking about which confidante he should go on a date with, he received a call from Leonard.

"Ron! Sheldon is gone! He hasn't come home yet. He is usually at home at this time." Leonard's voice sounded extremely anxious.

"Don't worry, we taught him how dangerous it is outside, right? Let me see where he is?" Ron took out his phone and sent Finch a message, and immediately sent a message with the coordinates of Sheldon's location return.The displayed location is actually at the train station.

"Wait, I feel something is wrong. Sheldon is actually at the train station now. You are waiting at home. I'll go and see what's going on?"

In the waiting hall of the train station, Sheldon was sitting on a bench with his small backpack next to him. Seeing Ron coming, Sheldon couldn't hide the disappointment in his eyes.

"how did you find me?"

"How can I say that I am also an agent, tracking a mobile phone is just a basic operation, don't underestimate my work ability, okay?" Ron sat next to Sheldon, and Sheldon moved aside in disgust.

"Well, you are still uncute as always." Ron shook his head helplessly: "What are you doing this time?"

"Nothing, I'm just going to get on the train and leave forever."

"Isn't it? You didn't even bring a change of clothes and a toothbrush."

"My plan is to buy necessities when passing by the mall. This is called relying on mountains to eat mountains, and relying on water to eat water."

"Please, Sheldon, it's just that something is not going your way in your life, besides Los Angeles and your hometown in Texas, where else can you go? No business, come home with me," Ron stretched out his hand: "At most I'll keep you in my apartment for a few days before I take you to Disneyland, okay?"

Ron used the usual method of coaxing little Sean, Luke, and Manny. What's interesting is that this method has always been very useful to Sheldon, but this time, Ron's little trick failed.

"Ron, Disneyland is not the solution to everything," Sheldon said distressedly. "I'm overwhelmed. Everything is changing. It's unacceptable. I need to leave and think about it."

"you sure?"

Sheldon didn't speak, just nodded, and Ron put his hand on Sheldon's shoulder, and surprisingly he didn't move away this time: "Listen, Sheldon, even though I don't like your overreacting, self-centered , Sue Jing... Wait, my God, I can talk for an hour just about your problems!"

"But no matter what, it's never going to change the fact that we'll always be brothers, like Mom said: 'Sheldon is a unique kid, he has his own troubles', although I don't understand what your troubles are, But remember, I am always willing to help you, WEARE logging tired!"

"I know." Sheldon bowed his head.

woo~
The train whistle sounded, and Ron finally squeezed Sheldon's shoulder: "See you, brother."

"Goodbye, brother." Sheldon surprisingly took the initiative to hug Ron and stepped on the train.

"To be honest, I suddenly have a feeling of thanking my brother for growing up, Owen, tell me if it's an illusion." After Shelton left, Ron said to Owen Xiao who jumped out at the side at some time.

"I don't think that's an illusion."

"Okay, then I'll leave it to you along the way." Ron had already called Owen on the way here. He had no objection to Sheldon running away from home, but if someone thought he could take this opportunity to treat him Reaching out, it would be a big mistake.

"Don't worry, I will definitely protect him."

"Thank you, but you don't have to protect too much," Ron changed the subject, and immediately changed from the sad parting to a cheerful tone: "If ordinary people bully him or something, don't worry about it, or you can create something for him." Small troubles, such as stealing his wallet while he was sleeping, it would be even better if you could steal his pants as well, remember to take some photos for me~”

(End of this chapter)