The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 517 Ron's Revenge

"Hahaha, baby Ron, are you okay? I heard that you were sucked by a British vampire? How pitiful~hahaha~"

On the phone, Hobbs's noisy mocking voice kept ringing like a broken engine, and Ron rubbed his sore ears: "Well, I admit that I suffered a little bit over there. , but at least I also made a small fortune, but you...hehe~"

"What's the matter with me?" Hobbs asked strangely.

Ron showed a smirk: "Don't forget, you and the Secret Service are under the jurisdiction of the Ministry of Justice. Would you like to guess how much the Secret Service's budget will be cut by the end of the year after such a big incident in the UK this time?"

"This... FXXK!" Hobbs froze on the spot as if struck by lightning, he didn't even notice the phone slipped from his face, and Ron didn't have time to chat with him, and had already hung up the phone.

"Did you guys hear that? Even the stupid guy in the FBI laughed at me for the British operation. Our IRS Los Angeles Special Operations Team is now a joke in the American secret service circle. So, we have to do something to make those Damn Brits pay the price so we can wash away the shame on us!"

Ron propped his body on his hands and yelled aggressively. The table in front of him was full of members of the special operations team.

"Tell me, BOSS, let us do what we want, and we will do it."

"I'm going to sweep up their intelligence agency winery in the United States. First of all, the first step is of course to start with taxation. Chris, is there any problem with the taxation of the United States winery?"

Although the United States Winery is a branch of the United Kingdom's intelligence agency in the United States, in fact, it has actually made a fortune from the business of the winery. The money earned can not only maintain the operation of its own intelligence agency, but can even feed back to the British mainland.

If this institution was swept away by Ron, even McCoff would probably suffer for a long time.

"If you look at it purely from the perspective of tax rules, there is no problem with this company's taxation." Chris, who looked like Batman, replied seriously, but his answer made Ron's eyes shine.

Because Ron noticed that Chris's words: "Simply speaking from the rules, there is no problem, that is to say, there are problems in other aspects?"

"Yes," Chris nodded. "Their costs and expenditures are very problematic, and they are a bit too high. For example, in terms of fixed asset expenses, they bought a lot of vehicles, high-end luxury goods, artworks, etc."

Hanke frowned and said, "I don't remember that the law seems to have prohibited these. This is a reasonable and legal tax avoidance method, and almost all companies use it."

Ron didn't believe that Chris didn't understand a problem that even Hank, a layman, couldn't understand, so he turned his attention back to Chris, and Chris didn't disappoint him.

"Of course, the law does not prohibit these, but when these companies that provide him with a series of fixed assets such as vehicles and luxury goods have the same actual controller, we have reason to suspect that he is maliciously increasing fixed assets. Asset investment to achieve the purpose of tax avoidance."

Chris projected the form on the big screen. On the form, all companies that have had business dealings with the United States Rescue, after a few transfers of funds, will eventually be referred to the same company.

There was a smile on the corner of Ron's mouth: "Yes, this is what I want. This kind of behavior is already a serious tax fraud! We can not only make them pay the tax owed, but also fine them, Chris is in charge of this matter to you, punish me! Punish me severely!"

After solving the problem of revenge against the British, Ron finally returned to the Caltech campus. Although only five days had passed, because too many things had happened, it felt like the past month. Compared with the comfort of the campus, it was simply It's the difference between heaven and hell.

It happened to be lunch time when it was his turn, so instead of going to the lab, he found Sheldon and the others directly in the restaurant.

"Hi! My little geniuses, did anything interesting happen in science while I was gone? Especially one that I could use." Ron greeted and sat down next to them with a dinner plate .

Howard happily squeezed to the side to make room: "Welcome back, Ron, the Jet Propulsion Laboratory is working on a mechanical arm that can catch an asteroid before it hits the earth. I don't know if this will help you. Useless."

"Let me think about it, do you mean that a group of scientists who can't even catch a rugby plan to develop a robotic hand that can catch even bigger enemies? If this is the US plan to save the world, I think we should just all It's better to wait to die."

"If they are all going to die, why do I still eat so many healthy vegetables?" Raj raised his head innocently, feeling that the vegetables in his mouth lost their meaning.

"Please, it's not tomorrow is Daredevil's Day, and even if it's the end of the world soon, I think beautiful girls would rather have fun with a man with abs, and then die calmly, right?"

Ron high-fived the four people one by one, but stopped when he reached Sheldon, because Sheldon kept his head down and seemed not to notice Ron's arrival.

"Hi! Hilton!" Ron raised his voice, startling Sheldon.

"Ron? When did you get back?"

"Last night, I didn't go back to the apartment just to make it easier for you and Amy to create a human being, but also for my own convenience. You are too quiet today, what's the matter? Is the cohabitation life with Amy not going well? Do you need me? Let me introduce you to something? Howard and Raj have used it and agreed."

Ron showed a smile that a man could understand, and the two people mentioned nodded wretchedly.

"I don't need that little blue pill, I'm just a little worried about Amy," Sheldon said while picking up the salad on the plate with a fork, "She's been a little weird lately."

"I'm a little curious, what can be considered strange to you?" Howard interjected, and everyone burst into laughter.

Sheldon and Amy can be said to be the strangest couple among friends at the moment, and now one of them actually says that the other looks weird. Is there anything more funny than this?

Sheldon frowned unhappy: "I always feel that she has something to hide from me."

Leonard patted him on the shoulder and said in relief, "If I wouldn't have worried, she might just have some troubles at work and didn't tell you."

What Leonard said is correct, Amy does not look like a woman who will cheat, and the color of the hat on Sheldon's head is very safe.

"Whatever it is, right now I can't eat, I can't sleep, not to mention my regular bowel movements are disrupted."

Shelton continued to vent his dissatisfaction: "Why did he hide something from me? I even shared my body with that woman, as well as the password of the premium video site, and he even caused the "Love Bad" to appear on my recommendation list. piece."

Ron was offended by what Sheldon said, so he simply threw the fork away: "Listen, Sheldon, first of all, I told you very early on, don't talk about any topics related to excretion at the dinner table, and secondly , Regarding your question just now, I can tell you that she just doesn't want you to know that his apartment has been repaired."

Although Ron wanted to mock Sheldon ten thousand times every day, he couldn't help but read all the information about his brother, so he knew the news of the completion of Amy's apartment a long time ago.

"Why is it like this? I don't understand." Shelton asked in confusion.

"Of course it's because she likes living with you, fool!" Ron was almost defeated by Sheldon's low EQ.

"So she lied to me in order to stay with me for a while?"

"Yes." Ron nodded: "So what do you think?"

"Happy and sad, just like someone said before that I look like C-3PO in Star Wars."

"My God, I finally know who you look like!" Raj shouted excitedly.

C-3PO is the golden robot in Star Wars, with a nervous look, just like Sheldon.

"Sheldon, it's not a big deal," Leonard continued trying to comfort his good brother: "It's just a white little lie, and everyone does it."

"I can't tolerate deception in my relationship. I have no choice but to confront him." Shelton got up and was about to leave. Amy was also at Caltech recently because of a research project.

Howard quickly stopped him: "Don't do this, I tell you from the experience of a married person, this can be a trump card in your hand, put it away first, and wait for the day when you do something wrong. Then you can throw it in her face."

"Hey, why are you teaching him this?" Leonard dissatisfied: "This suggestion is really bad."

"Not necessarily, I support Howard's point of view," Ron said, showing a smirk: "Leonard, don't you want to catch Penny?"

"Of course not." Leonard said pretending to be calm.

"Really?" Ron and Howard looked at each other and smiled playfully: "Then suppose I have some handles on him now, hey, buddy, I really have one, you know what my job is, you Are you sure you don't want me to tell you?"

"Uh...uh...don't want to."

"Hahahaha, I know you must be thinking about it in your heart," Ron said after laughing, "don't worry, it's not a big deal, he's just quietly putting away your collection, a little at a time, and you Never felt bad."

"What?!" Leonard was shocked, he really didn't notice it, or, if Ron didn't mention it, he didn't notice it at all.

"Actually, Howard and I have been discovering for several weeks. She was the one who discovered that your Darth Vader figure was missing at first, but we have been waiting for a time that will shock you the most, such as now, you really should take a good look at it." Your expression now is so funny, so do you still want to stick to your point of view?"

"No, I'm going to confront those two women with Sheldon!" Leonard's otaku fire was finally ignited.

For every otaku, their figures, comics, and everything related to these are sacred, and their importance is no less than that of the cross in the hands of the Pope, which has risen to the height of faith, so this will be a A battle of faith.

"Brothers, do you want to watch the fun with me? Watch the confrontation between two couples, and snacks are provided in the front row~" Ron continued to watch the excitement and said that it was a big deal.

"Of course!" The eyes of the other two nerds were also blazing with gossip.

While Ron was gossip about Sheldon and Leonard's love life, Chris's side also started to act.

Except for Andy, all the members of the special operations team were brought out by Chris, even the seniors from the Los Angeles Retirement Club, and together they surrounded the United States Winery.

"Who are you guys?! What do you want to do? Get out of here immediately, or I'll be rude to you!" A man in a cowboy felt hat came out, and the demonstrators whipped Chris at Chris. If it is here, he will be able to recognize it immediately. This is the Tequila agent who has had a relationship with him once.

"IRS agents are here to investigate your tax situation on behalf of the federal government. I suspect that you have committed serious tax fraud," Chris said indifferently, and handed him a document: "This is our search warrant."

"IRS? Are you from Ron?" Tequila felt a little uncomfortable, and blocked the entrance of the winery with her body: "It's just a document, how do I know if it's true or not? Before we verify it, you can't Go in, otherwise all your actions will be regarded as a violation of legal private property, and we will definitely shoot."

Behind him, the other brewery specials have touched their weapons in unison.

They are not afraid of tax investigations, but Ron's special operations team is different. This is a top-notch secret service agency in the world. If these people are put in, no accident, they will definitely be inserted into the huge underground winery. The facilities of the intelligence agency, when the time comes, everything will be ugly.

Although they themselves are existences tacitly approved by the U.S. government to a certain extent, but after all, they can't see the light. Ron's insidious character will definitely spread their propaganda all over the Internet. At that time, this organization will be completely abolished.

The winery, an intelligence agency, was established in the United States since World War II, and it has been maintained until today. The construction cost of publicizing the underground facilities is an astronomical figure, but this is still secondary.

More importantly, like all intelligence agencies, the winery also has some shady things. For example, some people who are inconvenient to be shot by the Americans are captured by the British for interrogation. They are still locked in the underground prison. It is exposed that even if the United Kingdom and the United States are allies, the United States has to publicly express it from the standpoint of the country.

(End of this chapter)