The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 546 Homeless Raj

"No, of course not, you can't afford someone who will forbid you to spend money on idiot expenses, because that person is idiot expenses, and I forbid you to do it." Shelton continued to check Raj's bills, Said on the side.

As soon as this remark came out, both Leonard and Howard's eyes lit up at the same time, looking at Ron.

Howard tentatively said: "What if there is someone who simply likes to control others and is willing to steal the joy in other people's lives?"

"That sounds like an antisocial pervert," Shelton said with disgust.

"We're not sure if his mom took him to check this?" Leonard followed with a smirk.

At this time, no matter how low Sheldon's EQ was, he could tell that something was wrong. Before he could speak, Ron made up for him.

"I'm pretty sure that our mother took him for a checkup, but the doctor went crazy afterwards. Who knows if what he said was crazy?"

Sheldon raised his head suddenly, staring at his witty little eyes: "Are you talking about me? It's funny, but I do enjoy arranging a budget and then forcing Raj to stick to the plan without any sympathy. "

"It seems that you should call the zoo and tell them that the penguin's benefactor father is missing." Ron patted Raj on the shoulder jokingly.

Sheldon likes to make various plans for himself, and then finish them meticulously. If something is a little bit different from what he originally envisioned, he will be uncomfortable and unable to sleep.

This kind of performance is called obsessive-compulsive disorder in psychology.

Moreover, Sheldon not only likes to make rules for himself, but he also likes to make rules for others, and then pull others to implement them together.

Once, when Ron was cleaning, he found a whole box of various contract templates under Sheldon's bed, which was horrifying to think about.

However, if Sheldon's obsessive-compulsive disorder is used to limit Raj's indiscriminate spending of money, it will definitely have a very good effect. Raj lowered his head and thought for a while, and immediately figured out the key to it.

"Okay, Sheldon, I will leave my finances to you, and I will never spend any unauthorized money again."

"Very good, the tickets for the Comic Con are on sale this Friday, you are not allowed to buy them." Shelton tapped Raj with a pen, and smiled happily, Raj's face collapsed.

"I can't believe that Penny can go to Comic Con with Leonard, but I can't!" Raj raised his hands in disbelief and begged: "Please let me spend money to go! I I promise not to waste money on other things, the four of us go there every year!"

As a senior nerd, she will join Sheldon and Howard in almost all comic exhibitions, and she has never missed a session. When she heard the news that she could not participate in the comic exhibition, Raj almost cried.

"Your father is willing to spoil you, but I won't. If you want tickets to the Comic Con, I suggest you find a way to earn some extra money." Sheldon replied coldly.

"Please, you are a highly educated adult, you can accept money as a human sandbag, I am optimistic about you~" the bad friend Howard added insult to injury.

Ron glanced at Howard amusedly: "Howard, you still have the mood to laugh at Raj, I really don't know where your confidence comes from? Don't forget, your child is just born, and you think Bernadette will easily agree to let you Do you have to go to San Diego for five days?"

When Ron went to Turkey, Bernadette had just given birth to a baby and teased him back. The baby was only one month old, and Bernadette couldn't take care of it by herself.

As soon as Ron said this, Howard, who was still laughing at Raj, also collapsed.Leonard glanced at the poor pair of fellow sufferers, and immediately realized that his situation was not much better.

"Wait! If you two don't go, won't this Comic-Con become me and Sheldon taking Penny together? That is, I have to endure this guy alone? Ron, this comic-con Will you come to the exhibition?"

"Of course, but not with you," Ron replied with a nod. "Some of my subordinates happen to be interested in anime, such as Chris and Giselle. They plan to dress up as Batman and Wonder Woman, I'll put on the Superman suit, we'll be the Justice League together, and maybe we'll get the best reward in the game."

Of course, what Ron is looking for is not the best reward in the audience, but the chaotic and complicated environment at the Comic Con, especially when many people will wear uniforms like popular heroes.

There are so many superheroes walking around in the audience, as long as they show their faces at the beginning, and then come out of the venue at the end, no matter what they do in the middle, no one will know, and everyone in the comic show will give their alibi.

After using this trick to take down Fort Detrick last time, Ron found this method to be very good.

"What should we do? Raj, I really want to go to Comic Con!"

"Well, Howard, what should you do, I don't know, maybe you should go and talk to Bernadette, maybe she will allow you to go? But Raj's problem is easy to solve, you just need to call Odd jobs, as long as you earn enough money for Comic Con tickets."

Raj's eyes lit up: "Yes, Ron, do you have any work for me?"

"Are you sure you want to come to me for a part-time job?"

"is it not OK?"

"Of course, and I have a lot of jobs here, and the pay is not low. Finishing any one is enough for you to go to Las Vegas for a while."

Ron's words lifted Raj's spirits, and before he could be happy, Ron took out his mobile phone and started to help him find a job: "Recently, there are a lot of people who don't pay their taxes on time, and I have long wanted someone to teach them a lesson. For example, Tommy from the mafia family Sonny Fraley, Karl Johnson from Grove Street, and Trevor who just came from another city.

These guys have been making a lot of money lately either from doing drugs or stealing cars, and they've been seen paying bills in bars with loads of bills, but these hateful guys don't pay me a penny in taxes. "

"Tax collection...but I don't know what to do?" Raj was sweating profusely. These are some vicious gangsters!Even going to them to collect taxes, Raj just thinks about it, and I can feel a strong urge to urinate.

"Don't worry, this job is very simple, you can do it without any foundation," Ron took out his large-caliber Smith & Wesson revolver and slapped it on the table: "You just need to stuff this big guy into any of them Then tell him, I will count to five, and when I count to five, I will pull the trigger, and immediately they will obediently give you all the money in their pockets."

"According to the rules of our IRS, no matter how much tax you collect, [-]% of your personal income is your personal income. I can guarantee that you will get thousands of dollars in remuneration for any of these people. By the way, secretly, there are Part of the money is tax-free, how about it? Are you excited?"

Ron said in a seductive tone, but Rachel didn't seem to be tempted at all. On the contrary, her legs kept shaking, her upper and lower teeth chattered, and she was almost at a loss for words: "Forget it...forget it, I think This job is not suitable for me, I'd better go and see if there is any other job that can make some short-term money."

"Raj, I think you should accept this job," Sheldon, who had been silent all this time, said again, and said to Benji: "I just did the math, and your current income level is not even enough to pay your next month's salary." Rent, the house you rent is too expensive."

"Then what should I do? Can I only choose an ending between dying on the street or living on the street?" Raj covered his head in pain: "Do you know any cheaper accommodation?"

"India." The four bad friends blurted out almost without thinking, and then smiled at each other. This answer is really too cheap.

"Our apartment has two bedrooms. After Sheldon moved out, there was just one room vacant. If you want, you can live here."

"Alternatively, I'll go back and talk to Bernadette and get the garage cleaned up for you. It's not in ideal condition, but there's plenty of room for your furniture, and there's a cool button that lets one of your The walls rolled up and down."

Leonard spoke first, then Howard, and both expressed a willingness to take Raj in.

Raj was moved and tears kept rolling in his eyes: "Thank you so much, otherwise I might be like a homeless man, just find a trash can to live in."

However, at this moving moment, there are always people who spoil the scenery.

"Hey! If Raj lives in my old bedroom, what about his dog?" Sheldon complained dissatisfied.

"It will live in its cage, it's not a big problem," Ron casually comforted Sheldon, and turned to look at Raj: "But if you need a house where the dog can walk freely and have a yard, I just The house I bought, I can borrow you for a period of time, just in time to help me purify the air."

"And this house also has an incomparable advantage in all other places, that is, he is only separated from your new girlfriend's house by one wall, next door."

During Ron's absence, Max and Caroline found the landlord of their old house and continued to rent it at the original rental price, and took the money saved during this period to put The room had been redecorated and just moved out. Ron was in urgent need of a new human formaldehyde purifier.

Of course, this is just to take care of Raj's dignity. In fact, when Claire helped him decorate, he used all environmentally friendly materials, and he can move in after the decoration is completed.

"I've decided that I want to go here!" Raj immediately agreed as if he was afraid of Ron's repentance: "What are we waiting for? Let's go and see the house now!"

"Let's wait until tomorrow." Ron's phone vibrated and found that it happened to be a message from his house's automatic alarm system: "I need to go somewhere to clean up the little mice first. See you guys tomorrow."

At the same time, the same alarm message was also sent to Claire's mobile phone who helped Ron look after the house.

"Whose phone?" Gloria asked.

Today is a rare day off, and Gloria asked her stepdaughter Claire to come to the spa together. Although they look about the same age from the outside, from an ethical point of view, they are indeed a mother-daughter relationship.

Who made Gloria marry Claire's father Jay Priest?

"No one. The smoke alarm at Ron's house went off. I don't think it's a big deal? But I'd better call Luke to make sure." Claire picked up the phone and called: "But no one answered. Going to voicemail, man, Luke's message slots are stinky long raps, and I'm sure if he raps half as well as Ron, I'm not worried about the kid's future."

"It's okay, I just sent Manny a message to ask. He said that they were baking cookies, but a batch was burnt and the smoke alarm was triggered." Gloria closed the phone.

"Okay..." Claire was about to sit down, but after thinking about it, she suddenly realized something was wrong: "Wait, the oven at Ron's house is obviously broken. It was used up by his girlfriend who made small cakes before. Time to get a new one."

"Manny never lies, I think you are just too nervous, how about this, I'll call a masseuse..."

Gloria was in the middle of her speech when she was suddenly interrupted by Claire: "Wait, think about it, they were in a hurry to drive us out, they must have some kind of conspiracy."

After a quarrel about educational philosophy broke out, Gloria finally couldn't hold back Claire, so she could only pick up her bag and go back with her unhappily.

"Uncle Ron, when did you come back? Mom didn't even tell me." Seeing Ron enter the door, Luke stood up from the stool in surprise.

Previously, he was holding an apple as a model, and Manny was next to him for a portrait.

"Just came back, Claire doesn't know yet," Ron sniffed Luke a little, with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "How is it? Did you have a good time at the party?"

"Party? What queue?" The two looked at each other, pretending to be stupid.

"Please, it's okay to fool your father with this kind of rhetoric, and you can use some snacks, or you can fool Claire, but I'll forget it." Ron rolled his eyes: "Do you still remember what your Uncle Ron does? ?”

"Agent?" Manny asked tentatively.

"That's right, my job is an agent. It's my work habit to pay attention to all the details around me at all times." Ron took out a purple light from his pocket and shone it on the ground. Below, a mess of footprints appeared.

"Leaving aside the large and small footprints on the ground, it looks like there are at least twenty or so people. Just the faint smell of alcohol on the two of you can be sure that you have definitely done nothing wrong, not to mention that I just picked up at the door. To a paper cup, the smell in this cup just matches the smell of beer on your body, do you have any other explanations?"

"That's right, uncle, but that cup has been here for three days. It might have been left by your former girlfriend with big breasts. Since she moved in, I saw her drinking almost every day."

Luke said without changing his face, the innocent expression even made Ron wonder for a moment whether he was really wrong in his judgment.

(End of this chapter)