The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 566 Sheldon User Manual

As soon as Ron walked into the laboratory, Howard asked excitedly: "How does the trial version of the force controller feel?"

"Fortunately, it's just that the name feels a little bit in the middle."

"Let me just say it? It's better to call it a psychic storm, what do you think, Ron?" Raj pushed Howard, and looked at Ron with eyes eager for approval, making Ron's hair stand on end.

"Just finished talking about Star Wars, did the red police meme come again? Please, this is an ordinary controller, as long as the performance is good enough, the name doesn't matter." Ron looked at the two scientists with secondary illnesses and said helplessly. : "I think it's better to ask him to read the power induction device."

When he said the name, Ron was a little guilty. Seriously, he also got a little double, but fortunately Howard and Raj didn't notice it, but nodded seriously.

It has been three days since Ron came back from Germany. Before he came back, Howard had fully understood Amy's neural sensing control module. He and Amy returned to the laboratory sponsored by Ron to start weapons research. develop.

The drone control helmet that Ron used in Germany is one of Howard's achievements. He originally intended to design a mechanical backpack for Ron that can extend six arms, and each arm holds a weapon. Respond to the user's brainwaves to attack the enemy.

But after the sample was made, it was rejected by Ron on the grounds that it looked too ugly and looked like Dr. Octopus, so he had to settle for the next best thing. According to Ron's idea, first connect the controller to the drone , I didn't expect it to be exceptionally easy to use.

Of course, that backpack was not idle, and Howard took it to his home to become his exclusive massage equipment, but the specific massage method is different for the beholder.

"OK, the name has been decided like this. The scientific matters are left to you scientists. As for the naming, at least I also sponsored this laboratory, so I leave the naming to me. No objection?" The three heads shook their heads together.

Satisfied, Ron was about to leave, but he didn't want to be pulled. Turning around, it was Amy who pulled Ron.

"Ron, can I have a private chat with you?"

"Of course, but if you want to apply for the after-sales service of my idiot brother, sorry, our Cooper family does not provide this service, and the products of this family will not be returned once sold."

Before Amy spoke out about his problem, Ron hurriedly said it to death, eliminating any possibility of returning the product.

What a joke, I managed to send out Sheldon, a big trouble, if Amy returned it again, it would be over. If Iselton's character is divorced, can he become the son-in-law of the Dragon King? Don't know, but it's sure to annoy Ron to death.

"Of course not, I will not give up Sheldon to another woman!"

Ron shook his head, really don't understand what is there to grab for a mere Hilton?

"Then what do you want from me?"

"I want you to help me watch Sheldon a little bit. Recently, because I have to work overtime with Howard and the others, he seems a little unhappy."

"Ron. Have you packed yet? I should go home!"

Sheldon's call came from the corridor, Ron nodded clearly, and said to Amy, "Don't worry, he is my younger brother, but no matter how unpleasant his character is, I will definitely take care of him."

Speechless all the way.

To be precise, Ron and Leonard didn't talk, but Sheldon chattered almost all the way, all about Howard and Raj.

"Can you imagine, Ron, Amy said he'd be back around eight o'clock? Listen, what kind of scientist would use a word like that!"

"I just use it like this, and I'm almost in hell along the way." Leonard said unbearably.

Pushing open the door, Penny had already arrived home. Unlike usual, Penny took a book and was reading it seriously, which stunned the three people who had just entered the door.

"Oh my God! Why did you travel to a parallel space when you just opened the door? I've known you for so many years, and this is the first time I've seen you take something other than a wine bottle." Ron said with an exaggerated expression. Nader couldn't help laughing, seeing Penny glaring over, he quickly covered his mouth and turned into a sneer.

In fact, it was true. Since Leonard and Petunia got married, he had never seen Petunia touch a book once.

"I'm just waiting for you to be bored, take the parenting book that Bernadette left here, and just read it." Penny rolled her eyes: "What's the matter? Sheldon seems a little unhappy?"

Maybe it was because she had just read a parenting book, when Petunia talked to Sheldon, she unconsciously carried a tone of coaxing children.

"Since Amy started working with Howard Drago, he hasn't been home!" Sheldon said angrily.

"Come on, didn't that just start this morning? He's been helping me with my research with Howard in his lab before."

"That's right, it just started this morning, so did she go home?" Sheldon spoke in a tone like a brat who had his favorite toy robbed.

Ron was about to teach him a few words, but Petunia stood up unexpectedly: "Are you upset about this? I can understand you. It's normal to feel upset when things don't go your way."

When Petunia said it, Sheldon's expression softened a bit: "I think so?"

Ron and Leonard looked at what happened in front of them dumbfounded, and Ron even pinched Leonard.

"Oh! It hurts!"

"Can you believe what you see now?"

"How could Sheldon be so obedient? He must have been bewitched by Penny!" Ron asked Leonard, forgetting the pain, and said blankly.

With Sheldon's personality, he would complain non-stop when encountering such things, but today, Petunia calmed him down with just a few words.

"You're right, maybe it's all right."

Sheldon said very reasonablely, and Petunia shook her head: "No, no, no, of course you have the right to feel upset, why don't you wash your hands and face first, and we'll call you when dinner is ready."

Ron and Leonard stayed where they were, watching Sheldon's reaction in a daze, to see if the miracle would happen again.

"OK." Sheldon agreed, opened the door and left.

A miracle happened!
"My God, what kind of magic did you do to him? Are you a witch? I promise not to tell anyone who you are, please don't use the forgetfulness spell on me, please?"

As soon as Sheldon left, Ron ran up to Petunia in an exaggerated manner and made a plea. Of course, half of it was a joke, and the other half was just pretending.

But what I didn't expect was that Penny's expression was also surprised: "No, I've been reading Bernadette's parenting book, can you believe it? It's like the answer book for Sheldon's exam."

Leonard: "It's incredible!"

Ron: "That's right! What's the use of this book? If I had got this book when I was a child, I could do a lot of things to get rid of this annoying person."

"But this book is only suitable for children from newborn to five years old. What should we do when he is six years old?" Then you immediately pour a pot of cold water on it.

"Take him to the zoo, and then leave him there." Ron said as a matter of course: "However, as to whether this book is really that useful, we should conduct another experiment in a scientifically rigorous manner."

"Come on, come on, the opportunity for the experiment you want is here," Leonard's phone rang, and after reading the message, he immediately handed the phone to Ron: "Sheldon just sent a message asking me if I could drive him before dinner." Go to the comic book store? I wanted to give him a middle finger emoji back, but now he belongs to you."

Ron read the message and turned his attention to Petunia: "What does it say in that book? Is Leonard's method right?"

"Of course not. He will only think that you said you will arrive in one minute and let me read the book. What kind of situation is better for this symptom? Biting other children?"

"He does this sometimes, but it's Leonard who bites, and this can be resolved another day~" Ron said with a wave of his hand.

"OK, I found it, this is it!" Penny opened the book and exclaimed excitedly: "Let him have the right to choose, but in fact let him choose from the options you can accept, what should we do? ?”

Ron pondered for a while, picked up Leonard's phone and replied, "I can take you there after dinner, or you can call an Uber."

Uber, a very popular car software, is very similar to Didi in China.

"Yes, this way he will feel that he has a choice, and then make a decision from the options you can accept, but in fact, the options are all decided for him by you."

"Drip~"

The phone rang, and Sheldon's message came back: "He decided to call Uber."

"It actually succeeded." Penny herself had a look of disbelief.

"More than that? Unless it bites the driver, it will be too successful!"

The three looked at each other in blank dismay. At the same time, Bourne, who had just landed on the African continent, also encountered some troubles.

Unlike other places, on the wild land of the African continent, except for a few cities where traces of modern civilization can be seen, most areas are barren.

Many places don't even have a telephone signal, let alone the substations built by intelligence agencies of other countries. Without these agencies, Bourne's intelligence search work suddenly came to a deadlock.

He had to adopt the most traditional method to collect information, that is, go to the most chaotic bar in the area, and inquire about the news with the businessmen and adventurers who have been hanging around here all year round.

"Hi, may I ask if you have seen this thing?" Byrne pulled the bullet necklace out of the door and showed it to the bartender at the bar.

The bartender was carelessly wiping the glass, glanced at it casually, and immediately showed a helpless expression: "Damn it, what is the popular style of this bullet this year? You are already the second person who asked me about this bullet today. gone."

"The second one?" Bourne's eyes lit up, and he came to Africa to search for three days. This was the first time he found a clue, so he quickly asked, "Then who is the first one?"

"Here, that's the man," the bartender pouted to the side, Bourne followed his gaze, and a yellow man was sitting at a long table with a circle of black people, yelling provocatively: "That's cold, An adventurer from China, I heard that today he saved a whole ship of people from Somali pirates."

"Ok, thanks."

Bourne left a dollar on the table, and walked straight there. Just a little bit beside Leng, the yellow man suddenly turned his head, and a murderous aura that seemed to be real came to his face, and Bourne felt a pang in his heart.

This man is also a master!
"What's the matter? My friend? Did you go the wrong way?" Leng Feng asked.

Bourne replied: "No, I just want to come over for a drink or two just to see the excitement here, is that okay?"

Although the bartender told Bourne that this man was looking for the same thing as him, Bourne was not sure whether he and the other party were friends or foes. Before everything became clear, Bourne decided to press his intentions first and inquire about it before speaking. .

"Come to drink together? Welcome!" Leng Feng boldly opened the stool next to him, and invited Bourne to take a seat: "But there is one rule when coming to drink. We don't drink the wine of soft men, only the wine of real pure men."

As he said that, a box of Moutai was placed on the table. Leng Feng stepped on the table, pointed at the person next to him and said, "This is the strongest wine in China. Didn't you just say that you are all men? Come on! Do you dare to drink this bottle of wine with me?"

"What dare not!" The black people around shouted and responded one after another, Bourne also took a bottle and unscrewed the cap.

"Then drink it! Only the last one standing is the hero! Let's start!" Leng Feng bit off the bottle cap and took the lead in gulping it down. The people around him were naturally not to be outdone.

But they underestimated the taste of this wine, and Bourne was the same. As soon as he took the wine, an indescribable strange taste filled his taste buds. This is an alternative spirit different from whiskey and vodka. Feeling uncomfortable, Bourne almost spit out the wine in one gulp.

Suppressing the uncomfortable feeling quickly, he swallowed the wine. After taking two sips of wine, he felt like a fire was burning in his stomach. He gradually got used to the strange aroma. While drinking, Bern Even drinking a feeling of enjoyment.

But this is only limited to Bourne, and the black people around are not so lucky. Some people just drank two sips, and some people couldn't help it after drinking almost half a bottle. They were tortured by this strange taste. Spit it out and turn into a human fountain.

There were fewer and fewer people standing, and in the end only Leng Feng and Bourne remained.

"Good job!" Leng Feng took a bottle of wine, wiped the wine around his mouth, opened two more bottles of Moutai, and handed one of them to Bourne: "Can you still drink?"

"Of course!" Shocked by Leng Feng, Bourne's unyielding competitive spirit was also ignited, and he replied not to be outdone.

"Dry!" The wine bottles collided in the air, and the second round of wine competition began.

(End of this chapter)