The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 573 Wedding Battle

"Hey, what are you all doing blankly? You must be thinking about what gift I brought you, right?" Ron showed a clear look, and just as he opened the suitcase to get the gift, Sheldon and Amy took a stride Stepping in front of Ron, each of them grabbed Ron's arms.

"Ron, you come to judge for me, Sheldon (Amy) is too much!" The two said in unison.

After finishing speaking, the two glared at each other, and once again kept chattering at Ron. Ron's ears hurt from arguing for a while, but Ron also figured out the matter from their quarrel. The ins and outs.

To put it simply, Sheldon and Amy decided to give each link of the wedding to them through a lottery, and one of them was in charge, but unexpectedly, when they combined the different links they were responsible for When they were married, they got a weird wedding with a strange mix and match style, which was not what they wanted.

"Ron! Amy is crazy, do you know what she's going to do? He's going to replace the cancellation with a dog that defecates everywhere!"

"So what? You still plan to replace the witnesses with Spider-Man, who can barely walk by himself!"

Before Ron said a word, the young couple who were about to enter the marriage hall quarreled again. When the two finally finished another round of quarreling, Ron thought they would stop for a while, but unexpectedly the two The head turned around at the same time.

"Ron, what do you think?"

"I see with my own eyes, I shouldn't have come back so early!" Ron said angrily. Leng Feng, who had avenged his vengeance, planned to invite him to go to China for a tour, but out of respect for the motherland of his previous life, in order to avoid Because of ourselves, we led some other messy things together, but in the end we declined this very tempting idea.

"Well, I'll leave it to you here. I'll go back to my own house to stay for one night. We'll discuss your outrageous ideas tomorrow when I'm free, okay?"

This weekend, Raj followed the Pritchett family as Alex's boyfriend and participated in their trip to the lake. Ron's house happened to be vacant, so maybe he could hold a grand welcome ceremony for himself.

Just do what you say, this is Ron's most obvious advantage. He immediately edited a message, selected the group marked as comrades in the phone address book, and sent it out.

"Hey! Ron, are you listening? Amy actually plans to say our wedding vows in Latin! This part should belong to me. I decided to say the wedding vows in Klingon a long time ago. Then Must be super cool."

And when he said this, Ron had already walked to the door: "So it depends on whether you can get the bride's consent, I wish you a happy discussion tonight~"

After finishing speaking, before Sheldon could continue to persuade him to stay, Ron hurried out and closed the door behind him, leaving Sheldon and Amy in the apartment and continuing to stare at each other.

After a sleepless night, although he was exhausted, after venting the negative emotions of these days, Ron's spirit was surprisingly good, but this good state lasted until he returned to the office he hadn't seen for a long time, facing the mountain of documents on the table Suddenly, his face fell down.

"Andy, as I said a long time ago, I am not a leader who likes to hold on to power." Luo Enzhi casually flipped through two books, and immediately lost interest in all of them: "For ordinary tax collection books like this, you just need to do A good annual report, as long as it can finally handle the review of the finance department, there is no need for me to look at it, I am only responsible for the final signature."

"No, BOSS, in fact, only the top two that you turned over are the ledgers, and the others are all lawyer letters or complaint letters sent by various companies in Los Angeles or other law enforcement agencies."

"There are so many?!" Ron stared dumbfounded at the stacked documents on the table. He randomly picked up one and opened it. It was a complaint against Carl for using violence to collect taxes from street shops.

The complaint was received by the Los Angeles Police Department, but the Los Angeles Police Department did not dare to take action against Ron's subordinates, so they could only transfer the complaint to the IRS, which meant that Ron could handle it.

It was precisely because of this complaint that Ron remembered that Gizelle seemed to have mentioned when he came over last night that the two little guys' special agent courses were over, and now they are being led by two old fried dough stick teachers. Entering the internship stage.

And the long-standing rivalry between Hank and Arthur extends to Carl and Luke, who are engaged in a boring tax contest, with the losing team cleaning up the entire IRS Special Operations headquarters. toilet.

"No, this is just part of it." Andy shook his head. He was the only one in the entire special operations team who could help Ron with administrative work: "It's just that most of their complaints are similar, such as complaining about Carl Most of the content of violent tax collection is about him splashing paint randomly. I don’t know who I learned from my child. He will splash red on the door of the shop for anyone who does not pay taxes or owes taxes. Paint, if the shopkeeper comes out to stop him, he will splash the people too."

Having said that, Andy took a deep look at Ron with expressionless eyes, and Ron bowed his head guiltyly. He remembered the tax collection stories that Carl had told alone before.

"Okay, let's put these complaints of Carl aside first, and tell me about Luke. He is my cousin's child. He is a thoughtful and insightful child. It is rare that this child still has many He has a good level of music, he can learn all the instruments, if he doesn’t want to be an agent, even joining a band would be a good choice, I don’t believe he would be as rude as Carl.”

"Hehehe, is that right? BOSS?" Andy gave a dry laugh without a smile on his face. For some reason, Ron felt guilty again.

"Of course Luke is a good boy, and he has never used collection methods like Carl's," Ron said as soon as he relaxed, but Andy changed the subject:
"However, he recently got it from somewhere. An oriental musical instrument like a trumpet was played at the door of those shops that did not pay taxes in time. The sound of this musical instrument is very strange. When this musical instrument is played, it seems All other instruments in the world are eclipsed, and no matter what the instrument plays, it gives people a sad feeling, as if... as if..."

Andy couldn't find a suitable adjective for a while.

"It's like the grief of losing a relative or friend?" Ron interjected, and he had already vaguely guessed what kind of instrument it was.

"Yes, that's how it feels!" Andy's eyes lit up: "Of course, it doesn't mean that there is no good side at all. The owner of the souvenir shop at No. 223 Hollywood Avenue, the old Bob who had participated in the Korean War, was unexpectedly beaten by him. The first song made him stand up from the wheelchair, turn around and run wildly, you know, he has been paralyzed for many years, and the doctor said it was a medical miracle."

"Old Bob, of course I remember this man. I remember that during the Korean War, he served in the First Division of the Marine Corps." A playful smile appeared on the corner of Ron's mouth: "It's no wonder, let alone him, If you replace any American veteran who participated in the Korean War, it will give them a great shock."

"Although I don't know why, I think you should take care of these people. IRS is notorious in Los Angeles now." Andy said sadly.

"No. I don't think they need to be disciplined now. On the contrary, I want to remind you that you should indulge them occasionally." Ron shook his head and rejected Andy's suggestion.

"Why?" Andy was puzzled. Since becoming Ron's deputy, he had read a lot of books on management. This was the first time he had heard of Ron's management style.

"No reason, it's just because we are the IRS. We were not born to make others like us. If I want to make others like me, I might as well debut as an actor. With my face, I can definitely make a living in Hollywood eat."

, Ron admired his handsome face in the mirror, turned to look at Andy, and said seriously: "Remember, we are a law enforcement department, a law enforcement department that does not rely on Los Angeles municipal funds to operate independently, so we There is no need to consider the feelings of those small citizens like the police station.

There is only one thing we have to do, and that is to deter them and make them fear us, that's the only way.They don't always forget, or deliberately miss those damn taxes like they do now. "

Ron threw the documents on the table out of the window like garbage: "That's the end of this matter, you know what to do later, if those two little guys are tired of the tax collection game recently, you We also need to remind them to step up their efforts, well, today’s work is over, and it’s time for me to inspect the progress of our new equipment.”

It took Ron less than an hour to deal with the backlog of work during this period, turned around and left the office, and drove to Caltech.

Yesterday, he was disturbed by Sheldon's wedding, and he never had time to ask about the progress of the new battery, so he planned to go to Caltech to find out on the spot.

But what he didn't expect was that when he came to Caltech's cafeteria with his dinner tray to find his team of scientists, the topic of last night was still going on.

"Hey, Ron, you're here just in time, sit down," Sheldon graciously pulled out a chair for Ron, and when Ron was seated, he immediately turned to everyone and asked, "Which one do you think will destroy AI?" A wedding in the heart of rice? Changing the wedding cake from filled to salty? Or changing the cake's icing to curdled gravy?"

"The answer is yourself, Sheldon. Having a groom like you is enough to ruin the wedding in her heart." Leonard rolled his eyes angrily. Before Ron came, he was close to Sheldon's office relationship, has been forced to listen all morning to ideas on how to ruin a wedding.

Shelton muttered unhappily: "Please, I won't really make such a cake, I just use this as a threat to force Amy to agree to let every guest get a ring."

"So on the wedding day, are you going to get married with all the guests present?" Ron couldn't help but be deeply impressed by Sheldon's imagination.

"No, because of this, we can get a supreme magic ring that can rule you."

Ron almost fell headlong into his own Sarah. There was no way, Ron spread his hands helplessly, looking like Howard, meaning it's time for you to come.

"I almost forgot, which psychiatric hospital did you two live in?" Howard lived up to everyone's expectations and began to complain.

"We are not mentally ill, I said, this is just a means of negotiation and exchange, only in this way, I will..."

Sheldon was going to continue talking endlessly, but Ron raised his hand impatiently to signal him to stop:

"Listen, Sheldon, I don't care if you're sick or not, but believe me, if this goes on, all you're going to get is a wedding that you don't like, which makes me want to ask you, do you really want to get married? ?"

"Of course, if I don't plan to get married, why do I need to prepare for such a troublesome wedding?" Shelton asked back.

"Well, since you guys are going to get married and hand over the details of the wedding, and you haven't been able to agree on it, I think you can simplify it, anyway, you love each other, maybe you just need to go to the city hall to register briefly You can save yourself the hassle of planning a wedding.”

Ron's words made Sheldon fall into deep thought, and there was a brief silence at the dinner table, which lasted until they were about to finish their meal, when Sheldon suddenly raised his head and surprised everyone.

"No, this is not the wedding I want, and it's not what Amy wants, it's like the great scientist finally discovered dark matter, he will definitely get the Nobel Prize aboveboard, not sneaky, and Amy too Similarly, we need a ceremony to tell the world."

It was a rare time for Sheldon, and none of his words were in his usual annoying style. Ron nodded in satisfaction, and it was obvious that he had indeed thought through what he said.

"Then it seems to me that there is only one way."

"What way?" Sheldon asked quickly.

"Just like the battery you developed for me, you won't directly let you help me produce it. It's overkill, but find a foundry to produce it for us, and you are the same."

Ron smiled slyly and looked at Raj, who had been silent all this time: "Since you and Amy quarrel as soon as you talk about the wedding plan, why don't you try outsourcing the wedding? Even Apple's customer service center is outsourced to Why can't weddings be allowed without Indians?"

For a moment, everyone's eyes were all on Raj. As we all know, Raj has a bit of a feminine personality. At the same time, he liked him very much, organized and planned activities, and Sheldon's eyes became brighter and brighter.

(End of this chapter)