Taoist is a bit salty
Chapter 276 Was struck by lightning and fished with himself
Chapter 276 Was struck by lightning and fished with himself
Lu Yongzhen and others were shocked after hearing this.
What the hell are the snake gods, insect gods, fish gods, shrimp gods, and crab gods?
Can anything become a god?
Then why can't they be human?
In an instant, countless ambitions emerged in Lu Yongzhen's heart.He also wants to become a god.
"Fish and shrimp, are there gods among the crabs?" Lu Jinfu asked in surprise.Can such a weak thing become a god?
"What's so strange about this. Everything can become a god. Any kind of wind, rain, thunder and lightning can become a god, and so can any vegetation, fish and insects. I've heard that even the innate essence and innate purple energy can become gods. The odds of God are even lower.
Even earthworms can become gods.The name of the Godly Dragon Earthworm is the first earthworm in the sky to become a god.As a demon, an elf transforms into a demon god, so what kind of title is there.
It doesn't sound very serious, but people are also gods. "Qing Zhen said. Qing Hu told Qing Zhen some special categories of gods in the Shinto world.
"Demon God?" Lu Jinfu asked in surprise. "Is there something about the demon god?"
"Let's put it this way, the orthodox goblin gods with inheritance have god masters or artifacts to help them cut off the karmic heel of the monster race. So that the gods can't use divination to guess their heels, and they can't use curses to chase them down .
And after cutting off the cause and effect, the divine power will wash their bodies.Let them no longer have evil spirits.The new divine power obtained from cultivation is also incomparably pure, and there is no evil power that erodes one's spiritual wisdom.
Wild goblins turn into gods, without the help of a god master and various treasures.It's hard to get rid of the evil spirit.
Once they passed the catastrophe of becoming gods, it would be a dream to think about getting rid of the evil spirit in the future.No demon god among hundreds of millions can make it.
No matter how much they hide it, their demonic aura will continue to leak out.
And if the evil spirit is not eliminated, the causal power of oneself and the race will be borne on the shoulders.If the evil power is too great, you will have to bear the suppression of heaven, lightning strikes and all kinds of unwelcome.
Bad luck, all kinds of bad luck. "
Qing Zhen explained to them.
"Is there such a thing?" Jin Zhuan also opened his mouth in surprise.The gods are also unlucky, bad luck, this is ridiculous.
"Why not? It is said that there is a seaside in a world where a stone monkey turned into a demon god. As a result, it fought with other gods and demons and pierced the sky. As a result, endless void black air fell to the bottom of the world. In. Numerous ghostly monsters were born.
Therefore, Tiandao hates it, as long as it is a monkey, it will be robbed. From now on, the monkeys in this world will never be able to cultivate to the transformation state.
Just hack to death!
There is also a world with a huge deep sea ruins eye, which is connected to the outside world. It is the place where the world constantly absorbs the water spirit energy and various void energies from the outside world to supplement itself.
It turned out that there was a fish with extraordinary talent in the sea, and he insisted on going to the market place to have a look.As a result, after it became a demon god, it drilled into the eye of the ruins, which directly caused the eye of the sea to collapse. The eye of the ruins, which had been well absorbing the land of water aura and various void energies, was leaked into a big hole.
The endless killing red light in the void leaked in from the big hole, causing the creatures in this world to kill each other every 600 years, resulting in a mass extinction of creatures.
Later, the Heavenly Dao of this world punished that fish, and it and its descendants were thrown into a stone mountain range and turned into a group of stone fish. "
Lu Yongzhen and the others were almost star-studded.
It feels like I and others suddenly know some big secret.
Boom, boom...
Suddenly, thunder exploded in the sky outside, dark clouds covered the sky, and a powerful coercion descended from the sky, directly falling on Qing Zhen's body, almost crushing him to the ground.
Qing Zhen lost the feeling that something was staring at him.If I dare to say more, I'm afraid I will be struck by lightning.
Qing Zhen hurriedly clasped her hands and begged for mercy.
"I was wrong, I was wrong, Grandfather Tiandao, please forgive me, I will never say it again."
The lowest sound of thunder explosions was as low as the top of the military tent, and there were five or six thunder explosions in succession before disappearing completely.
This is obviously a scare.
Qing Jin looked at Qing Zhen, who was still in fear: "...Did Xiao Hu'er tell you not to mention this to others?" When Qing Zhen talked about it just now, he had a premonition of crisis in his heart.
He still doesn't know, if not for what Qing Zhen said, Qing Hu told him.Moreover, because of Qinghu's sake, Tiandao didn't really intend to seek to punish him, otherwise, this kid was destined to be struck by lightning and turned into coke.
Qing Zhen nodded quickly.
"If you were really struck by lightning, you deserve it." Qing Jin pointed at his younger brother's head and scolded.Lei Jie is so dangerous, Brother Smelly dares to provoke anything.He even dared to provoke Tiandao, and he was also drunk.
"Didn't I make a mistake for a while, I won't dare again in the future." Qing Zhen hurriedly raised her little paw and swore.
Qing Jin looked at him angrily, then at Lu Yongzhen and the others who were terrified.
They were almost struck by lightning just now.
Really approved, can you still live?Ouch, this little life is just walking on the edge of life and death.
At this time, Lu Yongzhen's heart ignited even more raging fire, he also wants to become a descendant of a god, he also wants to become a god.
Qing Jin pointed to the top with her finger, and warned with a serious face, "Don't talk about righteous gods, evil gods, ancient gods and demons, and the one above, don't spy on them, and don't do anything wrong with the idea of luck." thought.
It will cause some bad things. "
Lu Yongzhen and the others immediately nodded in unison.
Emma was too scary just now.
The big thunder seemed to explode directly on top of the military tent.
The military tents shook.
"However, what Qing Zhen said is not bad. Everything can be transformed into spirits, so the gods must have all kinds of heels." Qing Jin said. "So don't be obsessed with what must be the birth of a god.
A godspawn might possibly be born from a human with any kind of divine blood. "
Lu Yongzhen and others nodded together, but even after nodding, Lu Yongzhen still asked with some doubts, "Then how can we human beings fuse the blood of the gods to become the descendants of the gods?"
"Ahem, ahem, this is a bit difficult." Qing Jin said.
"Huh?" Lu Yongzhen looked at Qing Jin puzzled.
"Sacred blood is difficult to be fused directly by people." Qing Jin is someone who has seen the blood of fish and dragons.That drop of blood essence directly turns into a miniature blood dragon, okay?
If you dare to fuse this kind of essence and blood, you are afraid that you will become tired and crooked?
People eat you as a snack in one bite.
"We are also the divine blood that was fused by accident, and there is no way to help others fuse the divine blood for the time being." Qing Jin said.
"What does the divine blood look like?" Lu Yongzhen asked again.
It seems that this person has a lot of ideas about becoming a descendant of a god.
Qing Jin smiled and said, "When you see it, you will know whether it is the blood of the righteous god, the blood of the demon god, or the blood of the evil god. It can make people understand."
Lu Yongzhen gasped.This is probably not psychic.If the divine blood is all psychic, then it will willingly be fused into human beings?
No wonder Qing Jin said that it was difficult to fuse the divine blood.
"Uncle, if you encounter divine blood in the future, you still need to be cautious when fusing them. If the body and spirit cannot carry the divine blood, you will explode and die directly, and your soul will be scattered."
"I see." Lu Yongzhen thanked.
Qing Jin reminded her, so she didn't say any more.Anyway, people's hearts are unpredictable, if they are really destined to meet the blood of the gods, Qing Jin guesses that these guys have their own example before, and they will definitely take the risk of swallowing the blood of the gods.
As long as it succeeds, it is a descendant of the gods.It is possible to become a god in the future, why not take risks.Anyone who encounters this kind of thing has to fight hard, right?
The problem is that he and Qing Zhen obtained their blood by refining dragon balls.
Cough cough cough... It's really different from them.
Now that it was confirmed that Qingjin and the others were the real god-born adults, and that they had no way to help other people become god-born for the time being, Lu Yongzhen took his own child and sister and left Qingjin and the others with turbulent pain in his heart. Army account.
As soon as they left, Qing Zhen frowned a little, and said in confusion, "Why do I think there is something wrong with our uncle, he seems to be too enthusiastic about becoming a descendant of God, right?
Does he want to be a godborn? "
"Remove the words "it seems" and "doesn't it happen" and be bold. They just want to become descendants of gods." Qing Jin smiled and said. "Actually, the Lu family is also a very powerful family of monks. The offspring of a small family like ours can become descendants of gods. Why can't others?"
Qing Zhen curled her lips when she heard this, "We are not true descendants of God."
"Just pretend for a while." Qing Jin said with a headache.
"Forget it, it doesn't matter if you keep pretending, who told us to be Xiao Hu'er's elder brother." Qing Zhen didn't care too much. "As long as you don't get guessed by others, it's fine. But I heard from Xiao Hu'er that we really don't know how to figure it out."
"In any case, it's best not to be discovered before the army returns to Meishan County."
"Don't be afraid of being discovered. We also have a magic bow and arrow in our hands, and Yin Jiuxuan's support from time to time. What are you afraid of?" Qing Zhen said.
Yin Jiuxuan was very enthusiastic about the two brothers, and sent himself fish to send them news every day.
(That is, it is not easy for His Majesty Qinghu to flatter, and he still flatters the Qingjin brothers?)
"That's right, relying on the mountain to fall, relying on everyone to run, you still have power, and no one wants to bully us." Qing Jin nodded.
Just as Qingjin finished speaking, a large colorful carp swam in with its tail flicking in the air. "It's not good, it's not good, our Shui Lord found a large group of high-level evil corpses, and they came to kill you."
"What high-level evil corpse? Are there descendants of evil gods leading it?" Qing Jin asked immediately.
"Yes, there are at least eight or nine descendants of evil gods leading them, and they are all high-level evil corpses. There is not a single low-level evil corpse." The big carp twisted its colorful tail alluringly, but its tone was tender, with the cuteness of a boy .
"How much is the total army?" Qing Jin asked again.
"At least [-] or more, we don't dare to get too close. That's food delivery." Caihua Big Carp said timidly.He has an extraordinary background, but the problem is that he can't defeat so many high-level evil corpses and descendants of evil gods for the time being, and it will be over if he is caught.
It doesn't want to be made into a great tonic soup.
Colorful Flowers Big Carp: Ask for a ticket, please ask for a ticket, I will report the news, and I will call two small tickets by the way
(End of this chapter)
Lu Yongzhen and others were shocked after hearing this.
What the hell are the snake gods, insect gods, fish gods, shrimp gods, and crab gods?
Can anything become a god?
Then why can't they be human?
In an instant, countless ambitions emerged in Lu Yongzhen's heart.He also wants to become a god.
"Fish and shrimp, are there gods among the crabs?" Lu Jinfu asked in surprise.Can such a weak thing become a god?
"What's so strange about this. Everything can become a god. Any kind of wind, rain, thunder and lightning can become a god, and so can any vegetation, fish and insects. I've heard that even the innate essence and innate purple energy can become gods. The odds of God are even lower.
Even earthworms can become gods.The name of the Godly Dragon Earthworm is the first earthworm in the sky to become a god.As a demon, an elf transforms into a demon god, so what kind of title is there.
It doesn't sound very serious, but people are also gods. "Qing Zhen said. Qing Hu told Qing Zhen some special categories of gods in the Shinto world.
"Demon God?" Lu Jinfu asked in surprise. "Is there something about the demon god?"
"Let's put it this way, the orthodox goblin gods with inheritance have god masters or artifacts to help them cut off the karmic heel of the monster race. So that the gods can't use divination to guess their heels, and they can't use curses to chase them down .
And after cutting off the cause and effect, the divine power will wash their bodies.Let them no longer have evil spirits.The new divine power obtained from cultivation is also incomparably pure, and there is no evil power that erodes one's spiritual wisdom.
Wild goblins turn into gods, without the help of a god master and various treasures.It's hard to get rid of the evil spirit.
Once they passed the catastrophe of becoming gods, it would be a dream to think about getting rid of the evil spirit in the future.No demon god among hundreds of millions can make it.
No matter how much they hide it, their demonic aura will continue to leak out.
And if the evil spirit is not eliminated, the causal power of oneself and the race will be borne on the shoulders.If the evil power is too great, you will have to bear the suppression of heaven, lightning strikes and all kinds of unwelcome.
Bad luck, all kinds of bad luck. "
Qing Zhen explained to them.
"Is there such a thing?" Jin Zhuan also opened his mouth in surprise.The gods are also unlucky, bad luck, this is ridiculous.
"Why not? It is said that there is a seaside in a world where a stone monkey turned into a demon god. As a result, it fought with other gods and demons and pierced the sky. As a result, endless void black air fell to the bottom of the world. In. Numerous ghostly monsters were born.
Therefore, Tiandao hates it, as long as it is a monkey, it will be robbed. From now on, the monkeys in this world will never be able to cultivate to the transformation state.
Just hack to death!
There is also a world with a huge deep sea ruins eye, which is connected to the outside world. It is the place where the world constantly absorbs the water spirit energy and various void energies from the outside world to supplement itself.
It turned out that there was a fish with extraordinary talent in the sea, and he insisted on going to the market place to have a look.As a result, after it became a demon god, it drilled into the eye of the ruins, which directly caused the eye of the sea to collapse. The eye of the ruins, which had been well absorbing the land of water aura and various void energies, was leaked into a big hole.
The endless killing red light in the void leaked in from the big hole, causing the creatures in this world to kill each other every 600 years, resulting in a mass extinction of creatures.
Later, the Heavenly Dao of this world punished that fish, and it and its descendants were thrown into a stone mountain range and turned into a group of stone fish. "
Lu Yongzhen and the others were almost star-studded.
It feels like I and others suddenly know some big secret.
Boom, boom...
Suddenly, thunder exploded in the sky outside, dark clouds covered the sky, and a powerful coercion descended from the sky, directly falling on Qing Zhen's body, almost crushing him to the ground.
Qing Zhen lost the feeling that something was staring at him.If I dare to say more, I'm afraid I will be struck by lightning.
Qing Zhen hurriedly clasped her hands and begged for mercy.
"I was wrong, I was wrong, Grandfather Tiandao, please forgive me, I will never say it again."
The lowest sound of thunder explosions was as low as the top of the military tent, and there were five or six thunder explosions in succession before disappearing completely.
This is obviously a scare.
Qing Jin looked at Qing Zhen, who was still in fear: "...Did Xiao Hu'er tell you not to mention this to others?" When Qing Zhen talked about it just now, he had a premonition of crisis in his heart.
He still doesn't know, if not for what Qing Zhen said, Qing Hu told him.Moreover, because of Qinghu's sake, Tiandao didn't really intend to seek to punish him, otherwise, this kid was destined to be struck by lightning and turned into coke.
Qing Zhen nodded quickly.
"If you were really struck by lightning, you deserve it." Qing Jin pointed at his younger brother's head and scolded.Lei Jie is so dangerous, Brother Smelly dares to provoke anything.He even dared to provoke Tiandao, and he was also drunk.
"Didn't I make a mistake for a while, I won't dare again in the future." Qing Zhen hurriedly raised her little paw and swore.
Qing Jin looked at him angrily, then at Lu Yongzhen and the others who were terrified.
They were almost struck by lightning just now.
Really approved, can you still live?Ouch, this little life is just walking on the edge of life and death.
At this time, Lu Yongzhen's heart ignited even more raging fire, he also wants to become a descendant of a god, he also wants to become a god.
Qing Jin pointed to the top with her finger, and warned with a serious face, "Don't talk about righteous gods, evil gods, ancient gods and demons, and the one above, don't spy on them, and don't do anything wrong with the idea of luck." thought.
It will cause some bad things. "
Lu Yongzhen and the others immediately nodded in unison.
Emma was too scary just now.
The big thunder seemed to explode directly on top of the military tent.
The military tents shook.
"However, what Qing Zhen said is not bad. Everything can be transformed into spirits, so the gods must have all kinds of heels." Qing Jin said. "So don't be obsessed with what must be the birth of a god.
A godspawn might possibly be born from a human with any kind of divine blood. "
Lu Yongzhen and others nodded together, but even after nodding, Lu Yongzhen still asked with some doubts, "Then how can we human beings fuse the blood of the gods to become the descendants of the gods?"
"Ahem, ahem, this is a bit difficult." Qing Jin said.
"Huh?" Lu Yongzhen looked at Qing Jin puzzled.
"Sacred blood is difficult to be fused directly by people." Qing Jin is someone who has seen the blood of fish and dragons.That drop of blood essence directly turns into a miniature blood dragon, okay?
If you dare to fuse this kind of essence and blood, you are afraid that you will become tired and crooked?
People eat you as a snack in one bite.
"We are also the divine blood that was fused by accident, and there is no way to help others fuse the divine blood for the time being." Qing Jin said.
"What does the divine blood look like?" Lu Yongzhen asked again.
It seems that this person has a lot of ideas about becoming a descendant of a god.
Qing Jin smiled and said, "When you see it, you will know whether it is the blood of the righteous god, the blood of the demon god, or the blood of the evil god. It can make people understand."
Lu Yongzhen gasped.This is probably not psychic.If the divine blood is all psychic, then it will willingly be fused into human beings?
No wonder Qing Jin said that it was difficult to fuse the divine blood.
"Uncle, if you encounter divine blood in the future, you still need to be cautious when fusing them. If the body and spirit cannot carry the divine blood, you will explode and die directly, and your soul will be scattered."
"I see." Lu Yongzhen thanked.
Qing Jin reminded her, so she didn't say any more.Anyway, people's hearts are unpredictable, if they are really destined to meet the blood of the gods, Qing Jin guesses that these guys have their own example before, and they will definitely take the risk of swallowing the blood of the gods.
As long as it succeeds, it is a descendant of the gods.It is possible to become a god in the future, why not take risks.Anyone who encounters this kind of thing has to fight hard, right?
The problem is that he and Qing Zhen obtained their blood by refining dragon balls.
Cough cough cough... It's really different from them.
Now that it was confirmed that Qingjin and the others were the real god-born adults, and that they had no way to help other people become god-born for the time being, Lu Yongzhen took his own child and sister and left Qingjin and the others with turbulent pain in his heart. Army account.
As soon as they left, Qing Zhen frowned a little, and said in confusion, "Why do I think there is something wrong with our uncle, he seems to be too enthusiastic about becoming a descendant of God, right?
Does he want to be a godborn? "
"Remove the words "it seems" and "doesn't it happen" and be bold. They just want to become descendants of gods." Qing Jin smiled and said. "Actually, the Lu family is also a very powerful family of monks. The offspring of a small family like ours can become descendants of gods. Why can't others?"
Qing Zhen curled her lips when she heard this, "We are not true descendants of God."
"Just pretend for a while." Qing Jin said with a headache.
"Forget it, it doesn't matter if you keep pretending, who told us to be Xiao Hu'er's elder brother." Qing Zhen didn't care too much. "As long as you don't get guessed by others, it's fine. But I heard from Xiao Hu'er that we really don't know how to figure it out."
"In any case, it's best not to be discovered before the army returns to Meishan County."
"Don't be afraid of being discovered. We also have a magic bow and arrow in our hands, and Yin Jiuxuan's support from time to time. What are you afraid of?" Qing Zhen said.
Yin Jiuxuan was very enthusiastic about the two brothers, and sent himself fish to send them news every day.
(That is, it is not easy for His Majesty Qinghu to flatter, and he still flatters the Qingjin brothers?)
"That's right, relying on the mountain to fall, relying on everyone to run, you still have power, and no one wants to bully us." Qing Jin nodded.
Just as Qingjin finished speaking, a large colorful carp swam in with its tail flicking in the air. "It's not good, it's not good, our Shui Lord found a large group of high-level evil corpses, and they came to kill you."
"What high-level evil corpse? Are there descendants of evil gods leading it?" Qing Jin asked immediately.
"Yes, there are at least eight or nine descendants of evil gods leading them, and they are all high-level evil corpses. There is not a single low-level evil corpse." The big carp twisted its colorful tail alluringly, but its tone was tender, with the cuteness of a boy .
"How much is the total army?" Qing Jin asked again.
"At least [-] or more, we don't dare to get too close. That's food delivery." Caihua Big Carp said timidly.He has an extraordinary background, but the problem is that he can't defeat so many high-level evil corpses and descendants of evil gods for the time being, and it will be over if he is caught.
It doesn't want to be made into a great tonic soup.
Colorful Flowers Big Carp: Ask for a ticket, please ask for a ticket, I will report the news, and I will call two small tickets by the way
(End of this chapter)
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