Taoist is a bit salty

Chapter 534 Big Baby

"Why don't you expect me to order something better?" Jiang Baohua lazily opened his eyes and said angrily.

"Aren't I worried that the Bone Bamboo Forest is gone again?"

"You guessed it right, the Bone Bamboo Forest is really gone." Jiang Baohua said.

"What?" Peng Yunyi was shocked. "Is it really gone?"

"That can still be a lie."

"Then tell me, how did you end up in the Bone Bamboo Forest this time?"

"First, I activate a guardian god I raised called the Little Black Chicken. Let it sweep across the entire bone bamboo forest, drive away those nasty little beasts, and protect the bamboo fruits."

Peng Yunyi burst out laughing after hearing this. He laughed and nodded in agreement, "Yes, the little black chicken you raised to protect the Dharma is amazing. It can look after the entire bone bamboo forest for you."

In such a big place, your little black chicken is really pitiful. "

Peng Yunyi felt that Jiang Baohua's designation was because he found out about his affair with the Dharma Protector, and he had been very depressed all day recently. So I deliberately told stories to amuse her.

These sisters can handle it.

"You don't care if it's pitiful or not, it has to work for me anyway." Jiang Baohua rolled his eyes.

"Okay, let's work for you." Peng Yunyi continued, "Then what are you doing?"

"I lay in the small yard at the foot of the mountain and worked as a salted fish."

a ha ha ha……

Peng Yunyi laughed so hard that he sat on the bed and rocked back and forth.

This answer is very Jiang Baohua.

"What happened next? Why did the Bone Bamboo Forest disappear?"

"The little black chicken said it found an abnormal bamboo in the bone bamboo forest. I hurried to have a look. If it was some kind of big demon or evil thing, wouldn't I be ruined?

As a result, the devil didn't see it.

I found a dying bamboo.

Next time I'll tell Zhuzi, "You can't do this. If you continue to stay here, you will just lie down and wait for death."

Why don't I dig you up and make you a Dharma protector later? This way you can get a second life and start over. "

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhinging.

Peng Yunyi couldn't help it anymore, so she smiled and lay on the bed crookedly.

"Jiang Baohua, you are really good. Your story is the most imaginative story I have encountered this year. Do you think the Dharma Protector is so easy to find?

I also found a dying bamboo and dug it up?

Then, will there be a big hole in the ground, with black gas billowing out of it, and the surrounding bone bamboo forest withering in an instant? "

Jiang Baohua was shocked: "How did you know?"

Peng Yunyi laughed so hard that he rolled on the bed.

"I said Jiang Baohua, why are you so funny?"

"Everything I said is true. Look, it's the bamboo I dug out and sealed." Jiang Baohua opened a small box, and inside was indeed a three-inch tall black bamboo. Miniature ones.

"Oh, this black bamboo is selling well. How many bamboo bamboos did you dig in the academy's forest? If you secretly dug the bamboo, if the academy discovers it, you will have to pay a lot of money."

"Sister, you are my biological sister, please don't sell me. I really didn't dig a few roots." When Jiang Baohua heard about the loss, he immediately remembered what the original owner Jiang Ti had done. Quickly change your face to coax people.

It turns out that when the original owner Jiang Ti was short of materials, she secretly dug up black bamboo and was actually caught.

Even though he had a better attitude towards admitting his mistake, he was still caught and lost a lot of money.

Afterwards, Jiang Ti experienced three months of extreme poverty, and she was so hungry that her eyes turned blue. That is really a dark history that cannot be looked back upon.

Jiang Baohua's nervous and guilty expression was immediately noticed by Peng Yunyi. She quickly got up from the bed and asked, "You are not a habitual offender, are you? You said you have dug black bamboo several times, have you ever been caught?"

Jiang Baohua:......

"Oh my god, you haven't really lost money, have you?"

Baohua still didn't speak.

Isn't it just acquiescing to remain silent?

Peng Yunyi was extremely surprised.

"I think you are so awesome, you even stole the black bamboo shoots. I have been obsessed with the black bamboo shoots somewhere for a long time, but I have never dared to steal them." Peng Yunyi said to himself.

Baohua smiled awkwardly, "I didn't just think about it. I was impulsive."

"Then tell me how you were caught?" Peng Yunyi asked in surprise. "After absorbing your experience of failure, maybe I can succeed next time."

Baohua continued to laugh awkwardly, "I was discovered by the snail girls who were responsible for taking care of the Mozhu Forest. They didn't come to me directly or warn me, but sued me. As a result, the masters from the academy caught me .

As a result, you also know that you lose money. "

Hahahahahahaha.

"It turns out that the high-density one is actually the snail girl. You are in such a miserable situation. If you pay a little attention, you can avoid them."

"You underestimated the snail girls too much. I also set up a tracking array, and I also used the disguise technique. I didn't even hide away." Baohua said to himself.

The laughter stopped abruptly.

"No way, the snail girls are so powerful, and their ability to identify people is so strong?" Peng Yunyi asked in surprise.

"I don't know how they recognized me. Anyway, I did everything I thought I could do to conceal myself. I still didn't hide it, and I was discovered."

"You are worthy of being raised by the mountain." Peng Yunyi said in horror. "Looking harmless and diligent, I thought these snail girls were nothing. I didn't expect that they could play a big role in monitoring us.

Then the medicinal materials that were confiscated from me before were not intentional by the mountain chief, right?

Tricking my medicinal materials? "

"It's probably quite expensive to raise a snail girl," Baohua said.

"Tricking our money to raise the snails that grow in the mountain, the elder of the mountain really has a clever plan." Peng Yunyi said angrily.

"For cheating us, we can also rectify the bad atmosphere in the academy. I guess the mountain leader thinks he is very powerful. He made a lot of spiritual stones to raise snails for nothing."

"Hmph, stop talking. My heart aches, my body aches." Peng Yunyi threw away the pillow in annoyance and asked, "Then how did your bone bamboo forest disappear?"

"Didn't you say it? There was a big hole in the ground, black smoke billowing from it, and the surrounding bone bamboo forest withered in an instant." Baohua replied to her with these exact words.

Peng Yunyi was shocked, "No way, are you really going to die like that? I just followed your little story and guessed it."

"Actually, this is how Bone Bamboo Forest died. But it happened suddenly. It shocked me." Baohua said seriously.

"I didn't see that you were shocked at all?" Peng Yunyi retorted speechlessly.

"Then why do you think the Bone Bamboo Forest disappeared?"

"How do I know? By the way, you, Mo Zhu, aren't really some great treasure, are you?"

"Twenty spirit stones each. Do you want it?"

"As expected, you dug it in the black bamboo forest of the Academy! Is this a losing price? A small black bamboo can't even be sold for two spiritual stones when sold normally." Peng Yunyi pointed at Baohua with disdain.

(End of this chapter)