This brave man is a scumbag

Chapter 344 Keep it simple, speak in a simpler way
"I'm home?"

Zhou Li and the others had just walked through an alley, and the slim young girl waved her hands excitedly and shouted happily: "This way~"

"Well, I'm back."

Zhou Li stepped forward and stroked Elma's hair, and then asked her, "Did the three corpses appear to be fraudulent while I was away?"

"Um…"

Elma's slender fingers tapped her vermilion lips, and after thinking for a moment, the corners of her mouth curled up slightly, and a cute dimple appeared on her cheeks, "I'm still a little Taoist, it's a small matter~"

"Hey, let's count you as good."

Although the tone was a bit perfunctory, Zhou Li still had a smile on his face that could only be seen when facing Elma.He stretched out his hand, and the purple light violently lifted the three of them and threw them to the black mist watching the play.

?

Hei Wu looked at the three corpses hanging on his body, speechless.

"Let's go, it's over."

Zhou Li glanced at the time and said with emotion: "It's almost seven o'clock, it's time for dinner."

"What to eat?"

With her hands behind her back, her eyes slightly raised, she said to Zhou Li with a little pride: "Say whatever you want, I'll make it for you when you get back."

"I want to eat honey lamb chops."

Lin Zi on the side stretched out her hand, and said happily: "It's burnt, brush with honey and a layer of ingredients, the most tender part!"

"You're almost a hundred catties."

Lin Ling on the side took out a piece of paper and wiped the corner of Lin Zi's mouth, and said angrily: "You have eaten too much recently, Ms. Don Quixote is a professional and needs to eat to replenish physical strength. You are not 1.6 meters tall. After two bowls of rice, don't you find that you start to get tired after walking a kilometer now?"

"Wow, sister, where did you appear from!"

Lin Zi was taken aback by the sudden appearance of Lin Ling. She obediently asked Lin Ling to wipe off the food traces from the corner of her mouth, and then asked in surprise, "Where did you go just now?"

"Guess if I hadn't gone to find Mr. Zhou Li, would you have been rescued so quickly?"

Lin Ling stretched out her finger to poke Lin Zi's cheek, and said angrily, "Don't do such a dangerous thing again next time, you still don't like to wear those talismans, do you know how worried I am?"

"Ms. Lin Ling, I caused the incident this time, please don't blame Lin Zi, she was only involved by me."

Toreya on the side hurriedly stepped forward to explain.Looking at Toreya who was trying hard to show a shameful expression on Bingcube's face, Lin Ling sighed, shook her head, and said helplessly: "I know how all this happened, and I don't intend to blame you .I just want her to wear those talismans well, so that she can have some leeway in this situation."

"Those amulets are so uncomfortable to wear."

Lin Zi also imitated Lin Ling and sighed, and said distressedly: "I don't know why, but I feel a little sleepy and have a headache when wearing those amulets in Tariq, which is strange."

"Is it?"

Zhou Li on the side frowned when he heard this, and seemed to think of something, and asked Lin Zi, "Would it be uncomfortable for you to wear those talismans?"

"that's it."

Lin Ling at the side took out a string of runes of various colors. Apart from some apparently twelve-carved runes, there were also talismans engraved by various professional unions and individuals.These talismans were specially purchased by Lin Ling and Lin Zi. Most of them were gold and platinum.

"Are these..."

Seeing these different types of talisman strings that complement each other without any conflict under Lin Ling's careful matching, Zhou Li began to think.After a while, he took out a page dedicated to the brave, engraved a simple rune on it, and handed it to Lin Zi for her to hold in her hand.

"How about it?"

Lin Zi looked at the rune in his hand, looked at Zhou Li with some doubts, and shook his head, "I don't feel anything."

After getting Lin Zi's answer, Zhou Li seemed to understand something.He looked at the string of amulets and nodded thoughtfully.But he didn't dwell on it too much. He looked at Don Quixote and asked her, "Where's your guardian shield rune?"

The so-called guardian's shield rune is actually Don Quixote's family medal. It is just an ordinary silver-level rune, and its symbolic meaning is greater than its actual meaning.

"I don't have the feeling that Ah Zi said."

Don Quixote shook his head, but said with some uncertainty: "However, it may be that my physique is better, so I won't be affected by that."

"Maybe."

Zhou Li nodded, and he didn't say much, and led everyone back to the pharmacy the same way.

"you are back?"

Looking at the flattering old man who had no bottom line in front of him, Zhou Li clicked his tongue, and said somewhat unnaturally: "I still prefer your rebellious appearance just now, you need to recover a little bit."

"You are a brave man, I should be like this, you can't break the rules."

Looking at Zhou Li with an amiable face in front of him, the old man who knew what kind of piss he was didn't believe his nonsense at all, but his attitude became more and more low, "Your friend is still in the car, he should be asleep."

"It's still you who are thoughtful and will contact you more in the future. I like craftsmen like you as friends."

Zhou Li smiled and patted the old man's shoulder, without looking at his stiff face, humming a song, opened the door and returned to the car.

"Are you done?"

Ivy in the car wobbled and sat up. He didn't do anything today, but he was inexplicably tired.He didn't know why, but seeing that Zhou Li and the others didn't have any unusual reactions, he didn't bother to ask.

"Well, something happened."

Zhou Li also didn't want Ivy to recall the horrible memory of "being tied to a pillar by an old Frankenstein and injected with an unknown liquid". .

"What happened? Are you all right?"

Ivy was stunned for a moment, and then subconsciously asked: "Who are you going bankrupt again?"

"Can you find some nice words."

Zhou Li complained expressionlessly, at this moment, the black mist with the three corpses threw the corpses into the trunk, closed the door and returned to Elma's body.Ivy looked at the three dead bodies in shock, stared blankly at Zhou Li, and then at the bodies, as if waiting for a response.

"It's suicide, I'll take it back and study it."

Facing the calm and composed Zhou Li, Ivy wanted to say something, but thinking that these people might be better off dead than alive, he agreed and said: "It's a good thing they are dead, otherwise it would be better to die than to be studied by you alive." Really."

"Who do you think I am?"

Seeing that everyone got into the car, Zhou Li lowered the speed gear a bit, and then asked angrily, "I'm not some Frankenstein, what do you think I am?"

"Stinky chess basket."

Without any hesitation or any thought, this sentence just came out like that.At this moment, including Don Quixote, even Torreia cast admiring glances at him.However, under the blessing of Veritaserum, Ivy did not realize how lethal the words he said were.He just looked puzzled at the silent Zhou Li in front of him, and his hand on the speed gear.

full.

Under Ivy's horrified expression, the speed gear was directly pulled to the top.Before he could groan, Zhou Li's eyes glowed purple, and a strange expression suddenly appeared on the wheel.With the gas pedal that almost stepped on the engine, this civilian luxury magic car sped away like a mad dog having fun, leaving behind Ivy's misery and sorrow.

By the time he got to the hotel, Ivy had lost his mind.He slumped on the seat, staring blankly at the roof of the car.After a while, he sadly swears to the headlights that if he gets in Zhouli's car again, he will hang himself on the street light to hang himself.

After returning to the luxury hotel with a kitchen, Zhou Li and his party boarded the mana shuttle with their bags and returned to the floor they booked.After putting on the apron, Elma and Lin Ling went to the kitchen to cook, while Lin Zituo Leya and Don Quixote went to the room to engage in their bootlegging business.As for Zhou Li, he drove the car to find the smuggling place in the west that the pharmacy old man said, and threw the three people into it.

Of course, he placed a purple light of evil natural disasters in the bodies of Arthur and Dutch to track them.As for John...

It's too weak, there's no need to let it go.

After throwing the three unconscious people into the wilderness to fend for themselves, Zhou Li hummed a ditty and drove the express car back to the hotel with a ticket signed under the name of Magnum III.When he returned to the hotel, a table of meals was ready.He was also polite, and sat next to Erma and began to eat.

He was very happy to eat, and Elma had already figured out Zhou Li's taste.Elma in this life doesn't have to worry about all kinds of affairs like her previous life, so she spends her time on distance and hobbies.Of course, her interest is Zhou Li.

"Ivy, why are you a little weird?"

At the dinner table, after Ain picked up a chopstick of vegetables and put them in Kaya's bowl, he looked up at Aiwei and asked with some doubts, "Have you got a fever?"

"No."

Ivy shook his head and said calmly: "I just feel a little strange, as if some boundary has been broken, I am a little flustered, but I feel a little comfortable."

Ugh? ?

Ain on the side was stunned, this concise and no nonsense speaking style didn't match Ain at all.She put her tender palm on Ai Wei's forehead, and said worriedly: "This can't be encephalitis, it's a bit serious."

"That's how he came back."

Looking sadly at the vegetables Lin Ling put in her bowl, Ah Zi raised her head, indicating that she didn't know what was going on.

At this time, Zhou Li and Erma, who knew what happened in the pharmacy, were not at the dining table, and they were studying how to deal with a kind of seafood from Tarik.Ain picked up the piece of meat, put it in his mouth, chewed it twice and said to Ain:
"Xiao Yin, I definitely don't have a fever, and I don't have any disease. My sense of taste is very normal, and my mind is extremely clear. Although this state is very strange, it should not be a disease."

"Ugh???"

After hearing this, Ain almost stood up in surprise. She looked at Ai Wei with a strange voice, "What did you call me just now?"

"Xiao Yin, your nickname, your sister and I like to call you that. But five years ago when I picked you up from school, I called you that when I was scolded by you. I called you by your nickname, so I won’t call you that.”

Ivy’s state at this time is that you let him beat the drums and he runs to catch the tiger, and you let him walk west and he goes east to seek scriptures.Before Ain could say anything, Ivy said a long list like popping beans.

"What are you talking about!"

Ain's face was immediately stained with a beautiful blush. She looked at Aiwei and said in a panic: "I didn't scold you for calling me Xiaoyin. You were waving a pennant and jumping up and down in front of thousands of people. The music took me away, I'm only in my teens, it's normal if I can't bear it! But I'm sure I didn't scold you for calling me Xiaoyin!"

After discovering that things were starting to develop in a direction of interest, everyone who had wanted to say something fell silent tacitly.They pricked up their ears, listened to the gossip while eating and drinking, and began to listen to the past stories of the two brothers and sisters who were enemies.

"Didn't you say that they are jealous of you and talk about you behind your back because you are good-looking and extremely talented? I did it for once and for all."

Facing the rare Aiwei who showed some aggrieved expression, Ain, who was originally very good at poisonous tongue, was suddenly upset. She blushed and whispered: "It's really once and for all. They haven't talked about me since then. Laugh at me instead."

"and many more!"

Ain suddenly remembered something, she raised her head, and asked vigilantly: "Then they suddenly started hiding from me, could it be you who did it?"

"No."

Ai Wei shook his head and said very sincerely: "That's what your sister did. She made a psychological shadow on those students who came out with a dozen 32. I didn't do anything except make an appointment and contact the police station of the court. Anything else."

Suddenly realizing something was wrong, Ain stared at Aiwei, and quickly continued to ask: "I won the 25 lottery when I was in college?!"

"Our family is so rich, you are always thinking about work-study programs, wasting your energy in studying and always dealing with people you don't like. I know you are worried about being adopted, but your sister, my parents, and I have always treated you as a family People. So I discussed it with your sister and set up a lottery station to hold a lottery ticket event for buying one tissue and getting one free. Sure enough, you were hooked."

"The swordsman from back then?"

"Didn't you always want to practice swordsmanship? Your sister used the relationship and I used the money to invite him. If he hadn't asked him to make up an excuse to travel around looking for someone who is destined, you would definitely not accept it."

"Someone anonymously gave me a mithril sword on my birthday?"

"Father bought it with me. Although he said he doesn't like you practicing swords, he has always asked me to pay attention to your health, and he has always tacitly allowed the family to buy you supplements and armor."

Ivy looked at Ain and said unconsciously: "Actually, many of the swords and armor you bought in private were sold to you by someone I sent, and some were rewards that your sister chose when she was doing missions."

"Why don't you speak out?"

There was mist in Ain's eyes. She looked at Ai Wei in front of her, and the grievances of the year turned into gentle rain and fell on her heart.She didn't know what to say. She always thought that she was a neglected child, but today she found that she was the one who was always loved.

"Your sister and parents are hereditary tsundere. They will always say one thing and say another thing. Whatever you do, you have to put on an appearance [not for you, just for your convenience]."

"how about you?"

Ain looked at Ivy, pursed his lower lip, and said softly, "Why didn't you tell me?"

Silence, long silence.

"Of course I want to see how my sister who has always been venomous and arrogant will suddenly be told about these things one day, how touched she will be, and she will cry bitterly!!!"

(End of this chapter)