This brave man is a scumbag

"If you press the heating button and the dehumidification button together while using the washing machine, I will immediately take you to Tarek Third People's Hospital."

Ain hugged his chest, looked down at Ivy who was squatting in front of the washing machine and hugged the clothes that had been burned by the high temperature, and said indifferently: "The washing machine has six buttons, starting, shutting down, heating, dehumidification, dry cleaning and cleaning. , Why did you use it three times, and you can arrange and combine three different washing machine collapse methods for me? Are you a genius?"

"maybe."

With a long sigh, Ivy stood up, kicked the magic energy washing machine, and said with a look of resentment: "Why do we have to wash our own clothes? Hotels can do this kind of thing, and we need to create laundry rooms. Wealth circulates."

"Do you know how many clothes are washed in the laundry room every day? Do you not know how dirty their tools are? Also, don't you know who has washed all your clothes so far?"

Facing Ain, who was speaking as fast as he was concentrating on a light machine gun, Ai Wei suddenly had a bitter look on his face.He immediately raised his hand, stepped back again and again, and begged for mercy: "Wrong, wrong, really wrong, I will wash it myself next time, I will wash it myself."

"Do you have the time?"

Ain stretched out his hand, and flicked Aiwei's forehead with a little force, his pretty face was as calm as ever, but there was a little more helplessness, "You are the president of the Ayer Chamber of Commerce, and you waste time all day long. Laundry? I want you to learn as much as you can, and if I’m away temporarily like today, you don’t even have the clothes to wear the next day.”

"Actually, I can buy it now."

Ivy muttered something, then lost under Ain's glaring gaze, and said repeatedly: "I will learn!"

"Ugh."

Ain sighed somewhat indescribably. She wasn't blaming Aiwei, mainly because his record of destroying two washing machines in three days was too outrageous, which made her, who was half a personal assistant and half a younger sister, a little tired .Recently, she and Lin Zi always go to some exhibitions and chambers of commerce to communicate, so they always leave Ai Wei alone in the "home".Because Ivy, who she took care of before, took care of her so well, so Ivy's self-survival ability...

It is also stronger than Zhou Li.

"fart!"

Facing Aiwei's misfortune, Zhou Li took the green grape honey water prepared by Elma and the handkerchief with the fragrance of a girl, and said with disdain: "I am a brave man, you are so soft!" Feiwu is hard to eat?"

Ivy sneered disdainfully. He looked at the cup in Zhou Li's hand, then at the well-ironed clothes Zhou Li was wearing, and shook his head meaningfully.

Seeing this, Zhou Li snorted coldly, and said nothing, but moved closer to Elma, who was watching the two bickering with a smile on her face, and leaned against the girl's soft shoulder, raised her chin, very arrogantly.

Oh awesome.

Seeing this, Ai Wei shrank immediately and chose to disappear.After all, they belong to the husband and wife life of a young couple, so what is this for me?A good-for-nothing brother and his almighty sister?No shame.

dong dong dong.

At this time, there was a knock on the door not far away.Knowing who knocked on the door, Ain stood up, walked to the door and pushed it open.Sure enough, in the corridor, the blond girl was wiping her wet hair, her pretty face was a little shy, but more calm.

"Alyosha, come in."

Seeing the girl in front of him, Ain's face suddenly softened, and he welcomed Alyosha into the room.

This girl, whose body is one-half or nine-tenths of Tariq blood, has always been hearty and generous.This is one of the reasons why she was able to become the mayor of a town with nothing outside but more than 30 sheep inside.After entering the room, she generously introduced herself to everyone, what happened just now, and why she wanted to live in.

"Do you have any questions, guys?"

Zhou Li leaned on the sofa, and Elma on the side looked at the blond girl in front of her with a gentle expression as always.After hearing that she was being followed, Elma's clear eyes showed pity.And Alyosha also noticed Elma, after all here...

Elma is still the best.

"If you have no doubts, Alyosha will be staying in Ain's room for a while."

After automatically ignoring Ai Wei, Zhou Li looked at the crowd, and then asked Ain: "Ain and Kaya, what do you think?"

"Of course I can."

Looking at Alyosha, a rare soft smile appeared on Ain's face, "Alyosha is a very good girl, just so she can accompany me."

"Hey hey, thank you sister Ain."

Alyosha is about a year younger than Ain, but because Ain's personality is very mature, this makes the two unconsciously become sisters when they get along.The simple-minded, enthusiastic and generous Alyosha also likes his sister very much. After all, they are both beautiful blonde girls, so there are still some similarities.

"I agree."

Kaya raised her hand, with a little joy on her cute and immature face. After all, her actual age is not very old, and she still likes to be lively.And Alyosha also looks a lot like Sister Ain, so she agrees.

"Actually, I have always had a question."

At this time, Ai Wei, who seemed to be thinking about something all the time, raised his head and asked Zhou Li very seriously: "Old Zhou, do you feel that the ratio of men to women here is seriously out of balance?"

"Don't you care that Zhou Li didn't mention you at all when he asked for his opinion?"

Ah Zi, who was eating potato chips and watching the play, couldn't help but complain.

And Ivy was also frank, spreading his hands together, making no secret of his unrestrained unrestrainedness, "Do you think my opinion is useful?"

"Your self-knowledge sometimes strikes me as admirable."

After praising Ai Wei, Zhou Li began to think about Ai Wei's question.After a while, he looked at Ivy and nodded solemnly.

"It's really too much."

At this time, everyone realized that the ratio of men and women around the brave man was indeed seriously out of balance.So far, Zhou Li's team is: Lin Zi, Ling Hai, Don Quixote, Maeve (who lives in the house of the duchess in Magnum, still belongs to Zhou Li and keeps in touch), Ain, Ai Wei, Ai Wei Lei (taking care of some affairs of the Ayer Chamber of Commerce), Kaya, Lin Ling, Torea and Alyosha.At the same time, there is also the current senior official of the Muqi Kingdom who has a close relationship with the brave team: Liya Ke.

Of course, Elma, who is Zhou Li's soul bond level, must also be counted among them, so the ratio of men and women beside Zhou Li has reached an astonishing five to one.And the most important thing is that the women around him have beautiful existences with different styles.If this were placed in those literary works, Zhou Li could write more than 50 words in terms of emotion alone without repetition.Even now, many people gossip about Zhou Li's intentions with so many beautiful girls around him.

Answer, not really.

Yes, Zhou Li is that pure.He defeated the demon king in his previous life, and weeping and berating the brave man next door for having fucked several princesses and concubines, his words were filled with jealousy and envy, as if he wished to become a dark-born sex demon.

But in fact, he didn't uh uh at all.

It's a joke, in the first half of his previous life, he fought monsters to upgrade, then was beaten by monsters on the ground, and finally dug holes in the wilderness to find monsters. He didn't have the energy and ability to do these things at all.So he just talked about it, but in fact, this guy is a pure love party who loves more than anyone else.

Therefore, the reason why he reached cooperation with Ah Zi and Ling Hai back then was to allow the newly established Goblin Farmhouse to have sufficient sources of funds to gain a firm foothold.Ain Ailei was still Zhouli's competitor back then, but Aiwei joined voluntarily later.Maeve took refuge, and Torea was forced in by her cheap father, and Zhou Li didn't take the initiative to find her.Kaya, Lin Ling, and Lia Ke are additional surprises, with associated rewards.

Don Quixote is purely because he had too good a relationship in his previous life and his ability was too strong. In this life, if he doesn't find it, it belongs to the limited pool of drawing cards and not drawing.

"It's a lot, but it doesn't matter."

Zhou Li spread his hands and said indifferently: "To be honest, everyone here has a skill. Ain and Ah Zi and Lin Ling's business talent, Don Quixote and Torreya's fighting ability, Ling Hai and Kaya's void ability, your sister and Maeve's intelligence collection, and Alyosha's logistics management and overall planning are also among the best, isn't that great?"

"what?"

Ivy nodded, very convinced, and then asked the soul question, "What about me?"

"..."

Silence, long silence.

After a while, looking at Ivy, who was clearly in a panic, Zhou Li comforted him:
"It's okay, you are better at backgammon than me."

"You might as well say that I eat too much."

Ivy suddenly wanted to cry, but it was actually strange. Although Ivy didn't seem to be outstanding in any aspect, he was very capable.His interpersonal and social skills are almost at full value, which complements his sister who looks like a monster in business analysis, but has a cold personality.

"By the way, Alyosha, how is your little helper doing?"

At this time, Zhou Li remembered the business.He looked at Alyosha, who was fascinated by the gossip, and asked her, "Is there any progress?"

"Oh, ah, yes."

After being panicked by being called suddenly, Alyosha faced this professional problem, thought for a moment and said to Zhou Li: "When my grandfather designed this pistol, he actually added a lot of hidden runes. and structures. These runes and structures look chaotic, but in fact, once they are arranged and combined in a certain way, they can produce many different effects."

Coincidentally, when Alyosha was talking about the little helper, Torreya, Don Quixote and Tiya also came back.Just now, the two of them and Elma helped Torreia go to Tia's house and used a sober circle to sober her up.It took a while to use the magic circle, so Elma came back first, while Don Quixote and Tiya waited for Torreya to sober up.

"Yo, are you back?"

After saying hello, Zhou Li pointed to the sofa beside him, and said to Torea and the other two who were in a daze, "Come and listen to the explanation of the weapon master."

"I'm not a weapon master, I'm just a replica of my grandpa."

Alyosha smiled, and then she took out a thick stack of drawings. When talking about professional issues, her expression was very solemn, which formed a strong contrast with just now.

"I have researched about three directions now. The first one is to improve the magical structure of the chamber and muzzle of the little helper, so that it can be fired in rapid succession. Although the bullets fired in this way are only four times as powerful as before Three-thirds, but the rate of fire has increased by about two times. Moreover, the bullets fired in this way are shattering to hard substances such as crystals, and are very suitable for attacking Jingyu."

"The second direction is to improve the rifling of the little helper. After the rifling is improved, the little helper will shoot spiral bullets. Such bullets will cause great damage to the body and will cause wounds that cannot heal. Once this bullet hits The vital points of the place, such as the head, are almost 100% one-hit kills."

Pointing to the pattern on the drawing, Alyosha proudly introduced: "My grandfather didn't discover this, so I named this rune a skull piercer."

"Amazing."

Zhou Li was a little surprised and praised that in his previous life, although he, the logistics officer, had shown some knowledge of weapons to a certain extent, he had never introduced her products with such high spirits as now.

"Actually, I just followed my grandfather's thinking, but found some differences."

Alyosha said modestly, and then introduced the last modification direction.

"This modification direction is based on the modification model left by my grandfather. This modification can only be realized by relying on the progress of the modern rune industry."

When introducing the last modification direction, Alyosha had a serious look on his face.She placed the last design drawing in front of everyone. On the above drawing, a modified part similar to a clock appeared in front of everyone.

"This ability, I call it the time-stealing bullet."

"A bullet that steals time?"

After hearing the name, everyone was very interested.After all, this world does not have any magic circle or ability that can reverse time, so this "time-stealing bullet" is full of mystery.

"Actually, this has nothing to do with time."

Alyosha shook her head, signaling to everyone not to think too much, then she looked at the magic circle above and explained to everyone:

"The pistol of the little helper is a magic pistol, but at the same time it also requires the user to infuse his professional ability in order to perform high-intensity shooting."

"However, my grandfather once imagined a rune. This rune can collect the recoil of the bullet when it is shot out, and then fire it again at the fastest speed. Such a high-intensity shot will be fired in a short time. An unstable magic energy magnetic field is generated inside the muzzle of the gun, as long as this magnetic field can be restrained, six magic energy bullets can be fired in an instant without any cost."

"And the effect produced by this is no less than a full-strength blow from a god-given professional, even..."

"Beyond God's gift."