This brave man is a scumbag

Lin Zi grew up in a capitalist society full of money and interests since she was a child. Apart from the love and care given to her by her parents, only Lin Ling and Ling Hai played a positive role in the construction of her soul.

But now, Lin Zi feels that some of her better qualities, such as kindness, gentleness, and being like a normal person, will collapse with Zhou Li's education.Most of the time, she couldn't imagine how much ruthless work this person who played backgammon with a child and asked the other party to give him three pieces did not show.

In fact, I don’t blame Zhou Li. This kind of financial fraud similar to a Ponzi scheme is a common gossip on earth that can be talked about by any 80-year-old lady. Use this kind of gentle method that is almost like an angel.After all, what the Ponzi scheme emphasizes is that "the ones who are cheated will always be the next batch", but for the gang of financial dealers on the earth, of course, defrauding money must be done in one pot, and the family must be neat and tidy.

However, such a deception that even elementary school students can hardly be fooled on earth has never appeared in this world, nor has it been researched by anyone.

In fact, in many big countries in this world, most of the systems have already caught up with the earth, such as the medical system that combines gods and mana, the education system that combines professional power with technology, and the industrial system based on mana. , these are infinitely close to the earth or even surpass the earth.But only the financial system in this world is still primitive, and primitive things like "chambers of commerce" still exist.

And the reason why the world's financial system is ridiculously backward, in the final analysis, is still in the aspect of theocracy.In many systems, theocracy is actually a catalyst. After all, there is a god in this world, and prayers and blessings are really effective.You can slap a rune on a large steel machine and wish it never dies, or you can make a bottle of holy water that really treats athlete's foot.

However, although the power of these gods has perfectly demonstrated its progressiveness in the major industry systems, it has only stumbled in finance.Whether it is the legal church that perfectly stipulates commercial law from the beginning, or the fair church that makes people obedient to the contract, these chambers of commerce are the only ones who play with off-site factors like elementary school students with their hands behind their backs. It turned out to be simply asking for information.

But the problem is that the commercial law was signed hundreds of years ago when the god of law was born, and it looked really perfect at that time, and these well-behaved chambers of commerce look perfect now.But in Zhou Li's eyes, the various regulations of these business laws are less useful than his toilet paper.It's like a Ponzi scheme, no matter which country it is placed on the earth, it will be killed for more than ten years, but in the commercial law of this world, it is actually legal.

There is no illegal fund-raising crime in this world!
There is one thing to say, Zhou Li once thought that once the Berserkers announced their entry into the commercial field, these seemingly high-ranking chambers of commerce would probably die and be vulnerable to a single blow.After all, half of the brains of that group of people are full of blood, and the remaining half is the sword mound gene ignited by the blood.

Therefore, in this world, Zhou Li has always had a certain degree of vigilance against all aspects of various major countries, and maintained a progressive spirit and actively studied.But only in the aspect of financial fraud, Zhou Li proudly announced that he was the chosen one, the only one.

Even if you let the god of law come, you have to leave the meat before you leave.

"As far as the loophole in your contract is concerned, I really wonder if Yinjue's Harbi was written on ass paper."

Zhou Li threw the contract on the table in disgust, looked at Huang Yi who was drinking bitter coffee with a face of enjoyment in front of him, and complained: "Also, you are the Pope of the War Church, even drinking coffee will give you the taste of holy water Now, what about it?"

"Are you still talking about me?"

Upon hearing this, Huang Yi drank the coffee in front of him in one gulp. He pointed to the coffee can beside him and asked angrily, "You get a gold coin for a can of coffee, a gold coin! Do you know what I drink in church? I dug a hole in the water pipe of the Elemental Church next door to steal water to drink! Those water elementals are patrolling all day long, and they still want to beat me!"

"Did they hit you at last?"

"No."

Huang Yi was in a stable mood, with a calm face, "All I sucked with a straw, only the trace elements were returned to the pool and revived."

"Uh uh."

Zhou Li was speechless for a moment. He looked at his good brother and asked in puzzlement, "I don't understand why your church is so poor?"

"If you spread out millions of believers who only think about fighting and shit, you will compensate people for medical expenses, compensation for shop damage, compensation for Congress loss, compensation for the collapse and repair of the palace house, and compensation for the mother. The repair fee for the kennel at the gate of the Commercial Church, you will be poor even if you come!"

As soon as he said this, Huang Yi's face was full of grief and indignation. He covered his head and said in pain: "I don't know why, this gang beats each other all day long. I had to go to other people's elemental church to find someone to fight, and smashed the gold statue of the goddess that they spent 90 gold coins on, and then I was soaked in a pig cage by the metal elemental master and the water elemental master. Later, I not only had to Compensation of 90 gold coins, and I have to see a doctor for these two mentally disabled, what the hell did I do in my previous life."

"Also, do you know that one of the two stone lions at the gate of the Magnum Palace had its eyes shut? My second apprentice did it, saying that the stone lion kicked him to provoke him, which made him anxious Kicked it up. This imbecile had never thought about what a stone lion is in the palace, but was cut off by that brilliant, high-level and tyrannical stone lion. It's fine if you break your limbs, you won't be able to beat it in your next life Turned into a wheelchair, but this one was so unconvinced that he bit down an eye with his teeth."

Huang Yi spread his hands, lingering in despair, "One eye is 20 yuan, made of all mithril, and there is a protective magic circle engraved on it from the gods."

"This…"

Even Zhou Li, who takes pleasure in other people's pain, couldn't help but feel sad when he heard these words.He could tell that his good brother had a normal mind, at least he looked normal.But in that war church where everyone is abnormal, the only normal good brother is the most abnormal one.

"Ugh."

After venting, Huang Yi also stabilized his emotions.He scratched his hair, covered his forehead, and asked Zhou Li: "Oh, let's not mention this, it's just a trivial matter. The most important thing for us now is to look at this contract."

"No, I've already read it thoroughly."

Zhou Li glanced at the contract that used the highest level of fairness paper, and smiled dismissively, "It will be your butt wipe right away."

"That's not necessary, I have already practiced the ability to dry and sterilize with the will to save paper money."

Huang Yi laughed, and expressed his sadness in a cool manner.

"That's still your cow."

It was the first time for Zhou Li to have such respect for a person. He cupped his hands, and then said seriously: "This time, we will split the job. You seven, I three, how about it?"

"That won't work, I, Huang Yi, don't take advantage of my good brother, five or five points!"

Huang Yi spoke righteously, although he was poor and spineless, he was just ashamed to cheat Zhou Li.The main reason is that he doesn't dare, that's the point.

After hearing Huang Yi's suggestion, Zhou Li shook his head and said with a smile: "Seven to three points is the best, Brother Huang, don't refuse, just listen to me first."

"Appreciate further details."

Huang Yi nodded, waiting for Zhou Li's speech.

"Who are we going to cheat this time?"

The two came together, their voices were very low.Huang Yi narrowed his eyes, pointed to the contract with his finger, and said, "Yinjue."

"That's right, this time we are going to earn Yinjue's money."

Zhou Li clapped his hands, and then continued: "Brother, to be honest, I was really touched when you first found me. After all, this is not a small amount of money, and there are many things involved behind it, you just trust me so much. Me, if you find me, I must be obliged."

Huang Yi smiled when he heard the words, and then said seriously: "I, Huang Yi, may not have a good reputation outside, and many people think that I am the same as the gang of morons in the War Church, but I can guarantee that I, Huang Yi, will treat Brother Zhou well." You are such a real brother."

Bangbang twice, Huang Yi patted his chest and said: "Two words, loyalty."

"Then I, Zhou Li, didn't say anything. My friends on the road respected me as a brave man, but with our brothers, there are no such twists and turns. Anyway, this time it will be the first vote of our two brothers. Well done, give us a good start."

Zhou Li is a genius who can talk nonsense when he sees people and talks about people, and can even talk about three-body people.Soon, he and Huang Yi hooked up shoulder to shoulder, and their intimate appearance made people sick to their stomachs.

"Brother, you told me at the beginning that you were going to take this money away, right?"

"Correct."

"But is that enough?"

Huang Yi was stunned by Zhou Li's question. He looked at Zhou Li with puzzled eyes, "Here... 50 gold coins... and 25 in supplies."

"Brother, you are good at everything, but your outlook on wealth has been dragged down by your subordinates and believers. Let me tell you this, when I was in Muqi, do you know how much money I cheated on Magnum III?" ?”

Huang Yi looked at the luxury hotel blankly, and then asked tentatively, "One hundred thousand?"

Zhou Li smiled and shook his head, then stretched out three fingers.

"30 million?!"

Huang Yi was shocked immediately, "Magnum III is so rich? Just take out thirty..."

"300."

Zhou Li calmly said this number to his good brother, who may have some problems with money concept.Then he witnessed what is called "evil grows from the gallbladder" written on his face.

"Of course, it was a coincidence that time, even the god of death died to get these."

Zhou Li's words dispelled Huang Yi's dangerous thoughts. He looked at Huang Yi and said in a low voice: "But think about it, a king can spend 300 million gold coins. You said that the richest Lord Silver Lord in the world can How much did you take out?"

屮.

All of a sudden, Huang Yi's mind was filled with the glittering and lovely pile of gold coins, and this demigod warrior known for his precision and speed started to shake his hands.On the other hand, Zhou Li smiled mysteriously, and then said to him:

"Now, do you think 50 is enough?"

"No, not enough."

Huang Yi shook his head. This Pope, who is comparable to Zhou Li in Jianzhong, but inferior to Kaya in finance, opened the door to a new world on this day.

And as his guide, Zhou Li also obliged to continue to fool around, "If we simply took advantage of the loopholes and cheated Yinjue of this sum of money, it would be too bad."

"Look, this old boy has never had a good heart all day long. You said he wanted to deal with me, and thought that the Pope of the Commercial Church's dealing with the brave was not good. On, you said it was not too much?"

"Excessive."

Huang Yi, who is best at diverting troubles to the east, and at the same time solved some unnecessary compensation problems by planting blame, nodded.

"And this old boy still wants to be a buddy, and wants to beat me so that I can't get out of bed for two months. You said that with our physical fitness, how strong is it that I can't get out of bed for three months? This can't be a nano-powder fracture? You say, Is this person bad?"

"so bad!"

Beating others is always broken bones and tendons, Huang Yi, who spared no effort, nodded with justice on his face.

"So, why do we want to save this money? Why don't we disguise the scene, pretend that you attacked me but didn't seriously injure me, and then I'm looking for a few people here to pretend, and you think the enemy is too strong He did not give specific information on the grounds that he continues to ask him for money, and this cycle goes on and on, so that we can continue to exhaust the fish, wouldn't it be beautiful?"

Hearing this, Huang Yi's eyes lit up.As soon as he clapped his hands, he suddenly realized: "Indeed! Why don't you keep earning his money?"

"Then what if he is caring for others?"

At this time, Huang Yi frowned again, and asked worriedly: "Yinjue is rich and powerful, I'm afraid he thinks I'm not good enough, so he will find someone to pretend to help but actually monitor me, this is not only dangerous, but also our plan is not easy to implement. "

"Isn't that better?"

Zhou Li was overjoyed and said, "When the time comes, why don't you find a few believers from the War Church to follow you?"

"Yup!"

Huang Yi slapped his thigh, and said pleasantly: "This way can consume a few meaningless lives of my group of low-energy people, and in terms of the conduct of Yin Jue's group, my low-energy followers will just do it if they don't like it. What a feat!"

"Right."

Zhou Li smiled, he didn't take any contract, so he asked so bluntly: "Old Huang, we brothers don't make those contract twists and turns, so I'll ask you, do you want to do it?"

"Done!"

Huang Yi waved his hand, full of pride, "This matter is all under the command of my brother, I will do the work, nothing else!"

"Okay, that's it."

Zhou Li stretched out his hand and high-fived Huang Yi as an oath.After seeing that miserable silver-noble contract again, the two looked at each other and smiled viciously together.

Only Lin Zi on the side was paralyzed on the sofa numbly, looking at Huang Yi with imperceptible pity.

Doesn't this silly boy know a common saying?

Half of the pit for strangers, a grand slam for acquaintances.