This brave man is a scumbag

Chapter 589
Zhou Li and Elma sat in a restaurant, in front of them were two plates of Tariq's standard honey sauce pork.The two looked at the food in front of them, but neither of them picked up a knife and fork.

It's not because I'm not hungry, more than 20 days have passed since the last attack by Jing Gui. During these days, Zhou Li and Elma have been patrolling at a border post. Destroyed in an earthquake.

Of course, Tariq is not one of those weak and small countries who don't know anything about their own borders.The day after the Sanctuary was destroyed, Tariq's government came in and three civil mages rebuilt the border post.However, because it was built temporarily, there was a slight problem with this shelter.

The fucking supply was forgotten by the civil mage.

Of course, as Tarik’s pure natural green and pollution-free forest, the game in the border forest is plentiful. It can be said that you can kill a lot of rabbits by throwing magic at any place, and you can find a river and tie grass to throw roots The rope can catch fish, which is a good place for anglers.Therefore, even if no supplies were brought, Zhou Li and Elma said that there was no big problem.

Then they regret it.

The main reason is that Zhou Li regretted it. After all, Elma is a goddess. Her eternal clean and repulsive physique made it difficult for her to be harmed by diet.But Zhou Li is different, he is still an individual, at least his race is an individual.

As a person on earth, he has never learned how to identify herbs in the border forest of Tarek. Zhou Li has no idea what kind of grass can be eaten in this forest and what kind of grass can't be eaten, so he ate the meat for 20 days.

At the beginning, Zhou Li was quite happy to eat. Although his barbecue skills have not reached the point in the novel where the dragon swallows his head and worships after eating a mouthful, and the mage calls his adoptive father when he smells it, at least he can eat it and not eat it. It was unpalatable, but the feeling of being able to eat different fresh meat every day made him feel pretty good.

When he started to be constipated on the tenth day, he began to think otherwise.

No matter how you say it, patrolling is a physical job, and patrolling in the dense forest is an even more difficult task. In the beginning, Zhou Li relied on his professional ability to be like a fish in water here, and the five-hour high-intensity patrol work was completed smoothly. Smoothly.

until he started constipated.

At this time, Zhou Li remembered that although the human stomach was relatively arrogant thousands of years ago, after a long period of pampering, the human stomach is no longer the bottomless pit that only eats meat and eats shit for a lifetime.If the stomach of modern people can only touch meat every day, then constipation is unavoidable.

At that time, Zhou Li's hatred, the pain of squatting in a pit full of insects and ants but returning in vain caused him to suffer both mentally and physically. The originally slightly easy patrol mission, under the pain of constipation It became a moment of despair.

After all, patrolling is not just about walking along the main road, he is going to report the local situation at various nodes, and at the same time help passers-by to leave the dangerous area.

"I···"

The corner of his mouth twitched, Zhou Li raised his head and looked at Ms. Tiya who was smiling slightly, his mind froze for a while.

Did she do it on purpose?
"What? Is it not to your liking?"

Obviously, Tiya didn't know what happened to Zhou Li, or she didn't expect that as a brave man, Zhou Li's gastrointestinal function was so weak.

Zhou Li can't be blamed for this, after all, the strengthening of the brave man's body really avoids his stomach, and the stomach of the earth people is definitely not as strong as the aborigines in this world who can eat enough.Coupled with the acclimatization of the environment, it would be good if he could hold on for 20 days.

"It's just...it's okay..."

Zhou Li is a little confused. Rice actually exists in this world, but Tariq obviously has no place to grow rice. The staple food here is bread.Therefore, he couldn't say what he wanted to eat a bowl of rice, and he didn't know if there was such a thing as porridge in the staple food recipes of this world.

So, after a period of psychological struggle, he nodded helplessly, picked up the knife and fork and began to attack the elbow in front of him.

"This time the patrol mission of the two of you performed perfectly."

Tiya looked at Zhou Li and Tiya in front of her, took out a money bag neatly and put it in front of Zhou Li, and then said to him: "This is your commission, a total of five gold coins."

Five gold coins, the purchasing power is equivalent to 5 yuan.This price is considered very high in the entire mercenary world. Of course, Zhou Li's patrol mission is performed very well, and at the same time, the area where he performs the mission is relatively dangerous, so the price is only slightly high.

"Thank you for your generosity."

Elma on the side put away the gold coins in front of her. As the current butler of the brave duo, Elma forcibly established her own view of money by haggling in the vegetable market.You know, this goddess was still living in the God Realm a few months ago, and she didn't have the concept of money at all.

Of course, Zhou Li didn't know this. He had always thought that Elma was an all-knowing goddess, and such knowledge was nothing to worry about.

"That's not generosity."

Shaking his head, Tiya's silver-white skirt glowed softly in the light of the sun, "This is the reward you deserve, Tariq pays attention to labor, and there will be no meaningless things." Generosity and bottomless handouts."

Zhou Li was a little surprised when he heard this, he put down his knife and fork, looked at the girl in front of him, and asked, "You...are advocating labor?"

"No, we don't advocate labor."

Shaking her head, Tiya corrected: "What we advocate is [labor is income], that is, laborers must get their due rewards. Our founding emperor Tarek Vladimir once said that if farmers eat If you can’t afford the food he planted, the blacksmith can’t use the ironware he casts, and the workers can’t enjoy the treatment they deserve, then the country loses its meaning of existence and becomes a complete vampire.”

"It is a fallacy for us to simply advocate labor, because if only labor is not paid, then this is the deprivation of the rights of workers, and it is a violation and provocation of our national system."

Obviously, the girl in front of her didn't know the nature of labor and surplus value, these economic and political things, but she could use the simplest and most straightforward words to summarize the main political system of Tarek.This surprised Zhou Li, after all, after he came to this world, he always thought that the countries in this world were the backward existence of feudal system or slave system.

But what he didn't expect was that in a world with a transcendent system, there would really be a country like Tarek.

After listening to Tiya's words, Zhou Li immediately had a good impression of this country, but of course, not much.After all, he didn't know whether the country's policy was aimed at everyone or only for professionals like himself.You know, he has lived in the wild for more than 20 days in less than a month since he came to this country.

While thinking wildly in her mind, Tiya suddenly froze for a moment, then she took out a cube-like object and put it next to her ear, listening carefully.

Wait, this thing is a phone?
Looking at the familiar square bricks, Zhou Li was a little dumbfounded, but he quickly realized that this was probably the so-called [magic energy technology] of the princes and nobles in the small country he lived in before.At this time, Tiya had already started talking about Ali with the person on the other end of the communicator.

"The third case? It happened again?"

"Has Loka already gone... Okay, I'll be there right away, seal off the scene, and notify the First Prince immediately."

"okay, I get it."

Soon, Tiya's complexion became serious, she put down the magic device in her hand, and said to Zhou Li and Erma with a little apology: "I'm sorry, I have something to deal with here, so I'm sorry. "

Zhou Li and Elma expressed their understanding. After all, just from her expression, it can be seen that this matter must be very important.And Tiya didn't waste any time, and quickly left the restaurant after putting down five silver coins as the money for the checkout.

"Are you still eating?"

Elma looked at Zhou Li's plate, which seemed to have eaten a lot, but actually didn't touch a few mouthfuls of barbecue, and said with some hesitation: "Why don't we change to another one?"

"I support."

Zhou Li nodded, and said solemnly: "If I continue to eat meat, I'm afraid I won't be able to get up tomorrow morning."

Elma also knew Zhou Li's pain in the past few days. After paying the bill with three silver coins in silence, she and Zhou Li left this gorgeously decorated restaurant.Both she and Zhou Li knew that Tiya's identity was definitely not simple. Of course, they didn't have any low self-esteem or other thoughts when getting along with Tiya.

After all, no matter what, Elma is also an envoy of God, an existence from the God Realm.Although Zhou Li is currently a silver professional with advanced cancer, his potential is endless.

The two found a restaurant that sold ordinary dishes, and ordered several kinds of vegetarian dishes to bring a little shock to the boss.After all, he has seen poor people who only eat vegetarian dishes, and he has also seen reincarnated starving ghosts who ate more than a dozen dishes.But it was the first time he saw a starving ghost who ate more than a dozen plates of vegetarian dishes.

how?The starving ghost reincarnated into the body of the Living Buddha?

After leaving the restaurant, Zhou Li felt like he was born again, feeling that his stomach had been redeemed.In the following days, he spent two gold coins to buy some adventure supplies at the Brave Union, and then he entered the northern border.

As the northern border of Taric, this piece called Winterwood is the nightmare of ordinary adventurers.The extremely low temperature, the ubiquitous snow beasts, and the monsters lurking in the jungle are all life harvesters for those bronze and silver with adventure dreams.However, the rich specialties and magical raw materials in the winter forest make this land full of opportunities.

26 days, this is the time for Zhou Li and Elma to adventure in the cold winter forest.During this period of time, he found magic raw materials worth sixty gold coins by relying on the book of the brave on his waist, and at the same time killed two snow beasts whose strength was at least gold level.In the meantime, he's advanced to gold.

Zhou Li didn't realize at all that when he first came to this world, his strength grew far faster than normal.Even surpassed the brave men of all ages.

You must know that even if he is called a genius among the brave, Chonghuang Zhou Chang'an's progress rate is far slower than the current Zhou Li.Just relying on ordinary battles, and even without life and death trials, he was able to advance to gold in less than a year, which is an extremely explosive achievement in any field.

However, neither he nor Elma noticed.These two people came to the local area to beg for food, and the local God Realm Master didn't know anything. These two people didn't know how terrifying Zhou Li's promotion was.Zhou Li even wondered if he was born weak, and he was still golden after a few months.

After being promoted, Zhou Li has the qualification to exercise the rights of a brave man.Soon, he returned to Mosk, and under the guidance of the Book of the Brave, he met the current host of the twelve quarters.

"It's an honor to be the first Pope to meet a brave man."

The old man looked a little old on the outside, but he was full of vitality inside. Looking at the young man in front of him, he said kindly: "My name is Lilas William, you can call me Lilas. I am the Pope of the Church of Life. He is also the host of Twelve Quarters."

"It's an honor to meet you."

Zhou Li saluted Lilas respectfully, and he learned from Elma that the old man in front of him was the most famous and respected pope in the entire twelve quarters.As the bishop of the Church of Life that benefits the world, Lilas has become a kind of helper in the hearts of most people who know him, and he has stolen countless lives from the hands of death.

"When would you like to have your coronation?"

Lilas looked at the young brave man in front of him and the aloof Elma beside him, a flash of amazement flashed in his eyes.As a person who has met Chonghuang, he can tell at a glance that the strength of the opponent has surpassed that of Chonghuang at the same time, and for some reason, the soul of the opponent seems to be stronger than himself.

"what?"

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, then asked humbly: "This...do I need to hold a coronation ceremony?"

"need."

Lilas nodded, and explained: "Only at the gold level can you exercise your rights. This is to allow your soul to adapt to this world. After adapting to this world, you can obtain a stronger power of bravery through the coronation ceremony, and at the same time , your Book of the Brave will also evolve to be exclusive to the brave, providing you with more powerful assistance."

After a pause, Lilas continued with a peaceful smile on his face, "Of course, this ceremony is also a proof that you have become a brave man to save the world, so that all countries in the world will know your It exists, and it will become your help in fighting disasters in the future."

"Ah...I see."

Zhou Li nodded, indicating that he fully understood.Then, under the auspices of Lilas, preparations for Zhou Li's coronation ceremony began in an orderly manner.

Not surprisingly, there was an accident.

(End of this chapter)