This brave man is a scumbag

Chapter 592

"There are still three and ten minutes to the destination."

After using Baidu to search for a bunch of weird things in this different world, Zhou Li put away the gems.Soon, the captain sent someone to inform Zhou Li that he was about to reach the destination.

Zhou Li stood up from the leather sofa. To be honest, as an army ship, it was already a miracle to have such a soft sofa.He looked at Torea and Erma at the side, and said, "Let's get ready."

"Get ready to welcome our Lady Goddess."

This time, not only Elma and Torea went out to sea with Zhou Li, but in fact, there was also an unexpected and reasonable person among them.

"Master Brave, I'd better avoid it for a while."

At this time, Lilas vividly interpreted what is called bitter face. He is not Ye Gong and a dragon. He worships and respects his own gods from the heart.But if you really communicate with that crazy goddess face to face, Lilas always feels that his little heart can't bear it.

I have followed myself for more than 80 years, so I can't make it today, right?

After Zhou Li heard Lilas' appeal, he immediately expressed goodwill that it was all right, but then he pointed out with concern that without Lilas' help, if he made a mistake in praying and stuffed the goddess of life into the stomach of the sardine, there would be a It's fun.

Of course, Lilas knew that Zhou Li would not do this, but he could not guarantee that Zhou Li would not do other things.Therefore, he could only come to the deck with Zhou Li with a bitter face, ready to meet his own god.

"Old Li, don't be so pessimistic."

Although the prayer to the Goddess of Life is about to begin, and witness the first god in thousands of years who was summoned by humans and then descended to earth, Zhou Li on the deck is squatting on the edge at this time, and he looks like a fool. Thought to summon slime.

"Your god, although she may be mixed with comedy elements in the process of brain development, but you have to admit that she is still your god, no matter how you say it, it is a godsend. You belong to the first one in the church. Seeing the existence of the true face of the goddess, you should have more confidence to brag to others."

Zhou Li looked at Lilas who was full of bitterness, thought for a while, and continued to comfort him: "And don't worry, I really want to get along with the goddess of life this time, and I will never disgust the goddess of life."

Lila stared at Zhou Li speechlessly for a while, and after a while, he asked quietly: "Then will you insult the goddess who descended on the goblin?"

He looked away!Get away!
Looking at Zhou Li, who was whistling and looking ignorant, Lila suddenly felt a little pain in his back molars.To be honest, what he is most afraid of is that Zhou Li will have unruly feelings about the Goddess of Life after she comes. Of course, it does not mean that Zhou Li misses every day. After all, one of the girls in his family is of top color, no matter how beautiful the Goddess of Life is. Not going there.

What's more, beside Zhou Li, there is a beautiful girl like Elma who is not only a goddess but also gentle enough to be intoxicating. If you say that Zhou Li thinks about Ritian Lilas, you will definitely not believe it.

But he firmly believed that Zhou Li would disgust the Goddess of Life.

This need not be considered, it can only be said that it will definitely happen.After all, for Zhou Li, the goddess of life not only wanted to trick him, but also wanted to turn him into a puppet.This kind of vendetta is no different from the vengeance of killing one's father, so when Zhou Li confronts the goddess of life who is about to become a general, you say that he has no thoughts at all and no one will believe it.

And Lilas is very embarrassed here. After all, if the goddess of life really conflicts with Zhou Li, he must help his own god.But the problem is, he can't beat Zhou Li.

The kind that can't beat it at all.

Not only Zhou Li, but also pessimistic about whether he can beat Elmarilas.After all, he is over 80, and he is no longer the age when he carried a scepter of life all over the world to find monsters to smash skulls to save human beings. If the Goddess of Life really had a fight with Zhou Li, he would dare to end his 90-year-old life early if he dared to participate.

"rest assured."

At this time, Zhou Li put away his frivolous expression and replaced it with a calm and steady aura. He patted Lilas on the shoulder and said in a low voice: "This action is of great significance. I won't act like I don’t know the scale as before, and I’m not a child anymore.”

It’s over.

Lilas felt more and more desperate, but he still maintained a bitter smile, nodded and said reluctantly: "Okay, listen to you."

"now it's right."

Zhou Li patted Rillas on the shoulder with satisfaction. After all, he still needed a helper for the divine descent this time. After all, there were too many factors to consider.You let Zhou Li do it all by himself, exhausting him to death.

At this time, Elma and Torea also came to the deck.Looking at the sea area shrouded in clouds and mist in the distance, Elma asked in surprise, "Is this sea mist?"

"Yes or no."

Zhou Li stopped teasing Lilas, he stood up and walked to Elma, looked at the mist in the distance, squinted his eyes, and said softly: "According to the season, there will never be such a thick sea fog in this season. And Most importantly, haven't you noticed that this sea fog is firmly fixed in one area?"

Elma looked carefully, her red lips parted slightly, she nodded and agreed: "It's true~ the distribution of the fog is so even, it's like..."

"It's like being deliberately fixed in this area."

Toreya on the side turned the shrunken spear in her hand, her cool and elegant face was slightly dignified, "This kind of mist is not something ordinary people can do."

"God's gift is barely enough."

Zhou Li folded his arms and said calmly: "But it's with reluctance, not with ease. The miracle of being able to cover a continent can only be lasted for less than half a day by God's gift. And according to the information, the mist has already existed for at least one year. month, and it is gradually expanding.”

Soon, the warship sailed to the edge of the fog.Less than five nautical miles away from the fog, the giant battleship slowly stopped.At this time, the deck was cleared, and the two frigates began to spread out to prevent other ships from disturbing them.

Of course, there are actually no ships that will come near the Three Eastern Courts at this time.

"Get ready."

Zhou Li patted Lilas on the shoulder and left a word, then he walked to a huge container and slowly pushed open the door of the container.

After the door was pushed open, a frozen body appeared in front of everyone.

"To be honest, why didn't I feel that your goddess has such a strong taste before?"

Looking at the body of the soulless goblin in front of him, Zhou Li clearly knew that the goddess of life would change the body structure and appearance of the other person after she came, but Zhou Li still sent out a soul torture, "You said that she is a majestic goddess who pinches her face and pinches her face." This thing, doesn't she feel uncomfortable looking at herself?"

How could Lass dare to answer here, he didn't even dare to say anything except for an awkward smile.

Of course, Elma and the others don't care.

"I think every creature has its own characteristics, it's just a different perspective."

Elma spoke softly from the side, and then she looked at the outrageously smelly body in front of her again even among the goblin crowd, frowned, and muttered something in a low voice.

"But it's pretty ugly."

Lilas on the side was numb. To be honest, he also began to wonder if there was something wrong with the aesthetics of his goddess.You say other gods, or they are lava monsters, which don't look very smart, but can also be related to domineering.No matter how bad you are, you are like the god of death and darkness. Even if the moon dancers summoned by others are ugly, they are ugly with their own characteristics.

But you goblin is really ugly, a little ordinary and mediocre, not even a bit special.

Thinking of this, Rillas was a little speechless, but when he thought of his goddess's brain that had been kicked, he felt relieved.He also couldn't figure out why the goddess of life would personally choose this thing as the carrier of her arrival.

As long as I, an 80-year-old man, is not allowed to blow up the gold coins of the brave, I will recognize a Sun Knight even if I make it.

Soon, the sacrifice requested by the goddess of life also appeared on the table.The content of the sacrifice was very simple, as simple as three active animal hearts, a bottle of fresh blood, and sixteen bones near the heart.

After placing these gadgets on the altar in turn, Zhou Li looked at the table in front of him with a complicated face, and then asked Lilas, who had constipated facial features, "Are you sure this is the summoning of the goddess of life and not the ancient evil god?"

"Your Majesty the Goddess of Life... that's what she said."

Lilas felt as if he had eaten a fly, his brain was so painful that he was dying, and he didn't know why, the goddess who could descend without using anything insisted on these items that looked like cult priests.Like that angry little kid, she thought that this thing could scare Zhou Li.

But there is no way, who is his own god? Anyway, now Lilas has lowered the standard to "as long as the goddess of life can breathe".

"His Royal Highness, I only have one request."

After sighing, Lilas said helplessly: "In any case, I hope you can let my god return safely. Otherwise, the Church of Life cannot ignore it."

This time Zhou Li really put away his frivolous expression. He looked at the helpless but tough old man in front of him, smiled, and said, "I know, as long as the goddess of life doesn't get sick, I will Will keep her safe."

"After all, at this time, there is a sudden loss of a god, and many things will become a mess."

The three gods who are dead now, one is the god of literature who is almost forgotten by his own believers for a long time, one is the god of death that you can’t remember unless you read it from the first moment, and the other The god of emotions who does nothing.When they die, they die. These three churches still exist, and nothing that should be done will be done.

However, Life Church is different.At present, all life magic and potions are based on the goddess of life responding to prayers. If the goddess of life dies, no one will believe that the medical system in the world will not collapse directly.

"Okay, let's call."

Zhou Li didn't have any more nonsense. He looked at the body of the goblin not far away, and said in a calm voice, "It's almost time."

"it is good."

Lilas nodded. In fact, if the goddess of life really wanted to descend, she could directly enter this body by herself.But the problem is, that will make the breath of the goddess of life weak.With the call of her own pope, the goddess of life can have a better transmission channel to project her soul onto the body of the goblin.

Slowly walking in front of the goblin body, Lilas raised his hand, closed his eyes, and an obscure but reassuring chant sounded slowly.

When the last syllable appeared on the calm sea, in an instant, a powerful breath of life suddenly solidified in front of Lilas.Soon, a bright halo containing the breath of life fell on the body of the goblin.

The reorganized flesh and bones, the collapsed bones, and the constantly changing structure of the body.

The tooth-piercing voice kept ringing, but the holy halo spread all over the deck, inexplicably covering the scene of blood and flesh with a white curtain.

Torreya stood aside, frowning slightly, feeling the evil and holy picture, and the strange aura on Atalona's body when she first came to this world and saw the first god appeared in her mind .

Calm yet utterly insane.

The light slowly dissipated, and the Khorne-like goblin body disappeared before everyone's eyes.Instead, there was a beautiful woman.

When beauty reaches its extreme, it becomes divinity.Soft and beautiful light green long hair, skin as warm and delicate as white jade, and a pair of eyes as gentle and cold as autumn moon rain, made the originally beautiful appearance look noble and pure.

The woman slowly left the curtain. Under the slightly scorching sun, the veil skirt, which was as white as the snow of old age, was as hazy and mysterious as the drizzle. With her graceful steps, the pale golden golden bell on her bare jade feet rang brightly .

Looking at the woman who came out of the myth, the soldiers on duty nearby couldn't help holding their breath.At this moment, they even felt proud and grateful from the bottom of their hearts for being able to see this woman. They were grateful to God for allowing them to see such a beautiful woman. This was simply the luck they would never forget.

"Atalona, ​​stay safe."

Facing the woman who is so beautiful and has a healing breath, a bright smile appeared on Zhou Li's face. He opened his arms and walked towards her, saying plausibly:

"Quickly, let Uncle Kangkang see if you are any different from the last time we met."

"Don't come here!"

As soon as she opened her mouth, the demure and elegant goddess suddenly failed. She looked at Zhou Li who looked like a pervert but was actually a pervert, and stopped in horror: "I tell you, you must respect the gods, I am a god! The supreme life goddess!!!!"

"I am a god!!"

(End of this chapter)