This brave man is a scumbag
Chapter 645 Is Lie
Chapter 645 Is Lie
, "It's up to you whether you believe it or not, but I can show you a comeback."
Zhou Li, who took out a traditional cigarette that he didn't know where to get it, said excitedly to the registration staff in front of him: "It's just a name, why are you so stubborn?"
"The rule of the Three Eastern Courts is that everything must be true."
Glancing at the traditional cigarette in Zhou Li's hand, the registration officer twitched the corners of his mouth, and said with a forced calm: "At least everything must be true after entering the Three Eastern Courts, so you must register your real name."
Immediately, Zhou Li's expression became a little uncertain.In fact, the registrants did not know him.But Zhou Lifei had to ask in advance whether he could use a stage name, which revealed his intentions.
Cocooning yourself.
Atalona on the side almost wrote these four words on her face. She walked up to Zhou Li mockingly, looked at the registration staff, and said, "My name is Atalona."
"Ok."
Without any hesitation, or even repeated confirmation, after seeing the confident expression on the face of this stunningly beautiful woman in front of him, the registration staff directly registered Atalona's name on the roster.
"No, just believe her when she says."
Seeing this, Zhou Li on the side became impatient, "Why doesn't she use a polygraph test or repeated questioning?"
"Then her surname is Atta, don't you care?"
Facing Zhou Li's unreasonable trouble, the registration officer took a deep breath, suppressed the anger in his heart, and then forced a calm tone to say to Zhou Li: "Please say your name correctly and calmly."
嗬
Zhou Liqiang's temper also came up, maybe it was just a simple madness, after taking a deep breath, he said calmly and sincerely: "..."
*******************
"Master, listen to my call."
"I'm here."
"Can I change my name?"
"Dala Bun Baban Tebdib Tobiruon, your name cannot be changed."
Looking at the identity plate with [Dalabangbaband Bedib Tobiruon] in his hand, Zhou Li crouched on the curb, lost in thought.
Why can't I change my bad mouth.
"Don't change it."
Atalona rubbed the long hair of Elma who was laughing, and said to Zhou Li mockingly: "What a name, we don't stand out at all now, it's embarrassing."
"You're too brain-twisting to play homophonic stalks in Gaia's language."
Zhou Li choked back, then he sighed and put away his identity tag helplessly.Activities in the family require identity badges as proof. If the name badge is lost, you need to go to the local personnel registration office to re-register, much like the identity system on Earth.
Of course, the name cannot be changed.
When he thought that he could only act in the human family under the name of a ghost like Dalabangbadbeidibdubiruong, Zhou Li couldn't help but feel joy and sorrow from his heart.Xi is mainly a fun person, Zhou Li is looking forward to the unique skill of "Say my name and scare you" when he is provoked by some evil young master.However, since this name is relatively rare in people's homes, which are relatively national, there is a high probability that it will evolve into "Say my name and make you smile".
It doesn't matter, whoever laughs kills whoever.
After comforting himself from the bottom of his heart, Zhou Li patted the dust that did not exist on his body, stood up, and said to the bored Torea beside him: "There is no need to investigate the human family, you will stay with us in a while." Just be around and act with us.”
"it is good."
Torea's answer was concise and to the point, and she spent most of the time in boredom along the way.After all, there is a goddess who is a potential violent person, and a hero who is a fun person. These two things rarely give her a chance to make a move.It was called survey, but Zhou Li saw that she was bored and found something to do.After all, there is no one better than Atalona when it comes to surveying the world. After all, most people rely on a small lens to observe the surroundings. Atalona is different, she directly sees through the whole picture.
Therefore, after being dismissed from the investigative position, Torea still had a little regret. After all, she still prefers to stay alone in the tree and watch the strange ecology of the Three Courts.Of course, after entering the human court, Toreya seldom saw that kind of rare and strange beasts, and everyone still took human form.
For Zhou Li and others, Shangjing is just a temporary place to collect intelligence about the family.After all, their tasks are relatively heavy now, and they don't have much time, so they don't have much time to observe the customs.Therefore, after identifying their identities, Zhou Li and the others came to the place where they must pass to collect intelligence.
Haha, of course not the tavern.
Indeed, in most film and television works, places like taverns with a mixed flow of people and informality are generally sources of information, and many characters will enter the tavern to inquire about information.But the problem is that Zhou Li and the others are different from others. Their composition is more complicated, and their strength is outrageous.
Go to the Lord's Mansion of the capital.
"My dear friend, may I ask who you are..."
Seeing Zhou Li with three beauties with different styles, the boy at the door was a little unsure for a while, not knowing what this handsome man with a kind smile meant, he could only ask tentatively: "Is there any?" Unjust, false, wrongful conviction?"
"No no no."
Zhou Li shook his head, didn't talk nonsense, and said directly to the boy: "I just want to visit the city lord of Shangjing, that's all."
"this."
Hearing Zhou Li's request, the boy's face suddenly showed a look of embarrassment, and he didn't laugh at Zhou Li's whimsy, nor did he refuse outrageously.He made a thoughtful look, then heaved a long sigh, arched his hands, and said in a low voice:
"Brother, it's not that I don't see any visitors in my house. The main reason is that the city lord is working now and he is dealing with government affairs. You also know that there is a mix of dragons and snakes in Shangjing, and there are different incidents every day. Your Excellency the city lord. It’s also a lack of skills. Therefore, if you don’t have any guides or introductions, the city lord... can only see you on the NO.15 Chamin Day every month.”
"Yo."
Zhou Li was not in a bad mood because he couldn't see the city lord, he raised his eyebrows and said with great interest: "You are quite polite, then would you like to ask my name?"
"Oh?"
The servant who was waiting for the guests suddenly felt terrified, he bowed quietly, and asked tentatively: "Then I wonder what the name of this lord is..."
The servant, who was afraid that he would offend some important person, didn't see it. After Zhou Li said the name of asking, the women behind him showed some weird expressions.There are expectations, ridicule, and some can't bear to look directly.
Then, he heard a brain-twisting name that he would never forget in his life.
"Remember, my name is Dalabong Baban Tebdib Tobiruon."
The boy was stunned.
Then he's stupid.
After a long while, the young servant asked with a dazed and puzzled expression, doubts about life and incomprehension about existence, "You...your name is???"
"It's okay, it doesn't matter if you can't remember, I'll just mention it."
After using his own name to shock and puzzle others, the delighted Mr. Dalabangbabande Bedib Tobiruon patted the boy on the shoulder with a smile, and said to him: "Anyway, someone will follow me in the future." If you pretend to say that his name is very long, you can use me as an example to refute him, okay?"
"Bull...ah...cow?"
The boy was so confused that he couldn't understand the words now. In the expression of doubting himself, he watched Zhou Li and waved his hand, and the distance between those women who were as beautiful as angels was getting farther and farther.After an unknown period of time, under the reminder of the colleague who touched the fish, the boy came back to his senses.
What did I go through just now?
"The power of the Black Emperor in your hands is used to go crazy?"
Not far from the city lord's mansion, Atalona looked at Zhou Li with a black face, and asked incomprehensibly: "No, you play tricks for the guard, and then use the black mist to control the other party. Is there any necessary connection between the two? ?”
"what are you saying?"
Zhou Li returned the black mist to the smiling Elma, turned his head, and said to Atalona with a natural expression: "There must be an inevitable connection."
"Ok?"
Atalona was stunned for a moment, and then asked puzzledly: "Is there any relationship between them? That boy's strength is no more than Platinum, isn't it easy for you to control him?"
"The joy of self-entertainment keeps me happy."
Zhou Li explained what he had done with a serious face, and then, under Atalona's shocked and disdainful eyes, he crushed the black sheet in his hand that reflected the figure of the servant, accompanied by a crisp shattering sound. With the sound, a shadow appeared beside Zhou Li.
Since Zhou Li's enemies are generally gods, ancient gods, and other powerful beings, personal strength is actually not too important.For example, Zhou Li was able to defeat the God of Emotions because of Zhou Li's profound background and the layout of Tarek and several generations of tsars throughout the century. In that war, Zhou Li did not actually fight too fiercely. What they did was to gather all their strengths together to fight against the gods.
However, no need does not mean no.As a calamity and natural disaster, Zhou Li's strength has actually reached the level of a demigod.After all, the promotion principle of disasters and natural disasters is that the more things you do beyond common sense, the more powerful you will get.You know, at that time Zhou Li was the Silver Lord who belonged to Tariq's glory, and also the God of Emotions who was the God of Righteousness.Even this kind of behavior is not beyond common sense, it is common sense on the forehead, so that battle brought great benefits to Zhou Li.
At the same time, Toreya and Erma also advanced.Elma is easy to understand. After all, she and Zhou Li are now alone, and Zhou Li already has the full support of the three major countries. In a sense, this is also a different kind of conquest, so Elma, who usually looks weak and has no combat effectiveness, is also a demigod professional.
And Torea is more abstract. She can be promoted to a demigod because she has gained emotions.
It sounds like Torea's evolution is like the kind that thinks of a friend or lover after being beaten into a dog in the final battle, and then directly obtains the power of idealism and the beauty of the strength of the bond, and then puts the enemy in the "power of friendship" Or the dry way to advance in "The Power of Love".But only she knows...
It really is.
Ah, it can't be said that it's exactly the same. Torea's promotion is actually a science.Torreya's strength is mainly reflected in the fact that her body structure has reached the pinnacle. Normal people are already capable of accommodating one profession, but Torreia can now control 36 different professions like a roll call. Strength, which reflects the perfect adaptation of artificial man to magic energy.
However, the professional power in this world, that is, mana is not complete magic.In a sense, magic energy also requires the inner strength of the holder.Although it is also a kind of strength without emotions, in that case, the lower limit is very high and the upper limit is very low.Therefore, at the moment of gaining emotions, Torea's control and tolerance of magic energy directly reached a staggering level, which made her already very talented to become a demigod-level professional.
Of course, it’s useless. Torea did put in a lot of effort when she was the God of Emotions, but it has nothing to do with her strength. It’s mainly her physique and individual characteristics.It's like you caught a ghost-type elf and beat up a fighting-type elf of the same level, can you say that it's not the ghost's credit?
At this time, Torea is already an extremely powerful demigod. It can be said that she can kill sideways at the level of demigod, and even make trouble at the higher level of god bestowed.Zhou Li and Elma are not so powerful, but their strength is also a blow to most of them. After all, disasters and natural disasters and the Black Emperor don't sound like good things.
"Don't you think it's troublesome?"
Atalona frowned slightly, and snapped her fingers casually.Then she looked at the dazed boy not far away and another doorman who was also in a trance, and asked Zhou Li beside her, "It's just controlling a few humans, why do you want to avoid them?"
Pointing to the open gate, and the doorman with yellow pupils respectful to her group, Atalona said, "Let's go, the entire City Lord's Mansion is under control, and they are all waiting for us."
This one is even more heavyweight.
Zhou Li sighed, he couldn't help being unwilling to force a smile, but in fact he had already started to laugh wildly in his heart.After all, if he respectfully asked Atalona to take action, he would inevitably be ridiculed, and he might even be too lazy to talk to him and let Zhou Li handle this kind of thing by himself.But if Zhou Li committed a fool, then Atalona would deliver it to her door without hesitation.
What's the use of being strong?
No intelligence deserves to be cheated!
(End of this chapter)
, "It's up to you whether you believe it or not, but I can show you a comeback."
Zhou Li, who took out a traditional cigarette that he didn't know where to get it, said excitedly to the registration staff in front of him: "It's just a name, why are you so stubborn?"
"The rule of the Three Eastern Courts is that everything must be true."
Glancing at the traditional cigarette in Zhou Li's hand, the registration officer twitched the corners of his mouth, and said with a forced calm: "At least everything must be true after entering the Three Eastern Courts, so you must register your real name."
Immediately, Zhou Li's expression became a little uncertain.In fact, the registrants did not know him.But Zhou Lifei had to ask in advance whether he could use a stage name, which revealed his intentions.
Cocooning yourself.
Atalona on the side almost wrote these four words on her face. She walked up to Zhou Li mockingly, looked at the registration staff, and said, "My name is Atalona."
"Ok."
Without any hesitation, or even repeated confirmation, after seeing the confident expression on the face of this stunningly beautiful woman in front of him, the registration staff directly registered Atalona's name on the roster.
"No, just believe her when she says."
Seeing this, Zhou Li on the side became impatient, "Why doesn't she use a polygraph test or repeated questioning?"
"Then her surname is Atta, don't you care?"
Facing Zhou Li's unreasonable trouble, the registration officer took a deep breath, suppressed the anger in his heart, and then forced a calm tone to say to Zhou Li: "Please say your name correctly and calmly."
嗬
Zhou Liqiang's temper also came up, maybe it was just a simple madness, after taking a deep breath, he said calmly and sincerely: "..."
*******************
"Master, listen to my call."
"I'm here."
"Can I change my name?"
"Dala Bun Baban Tebdib Tobiruon, your name cannot be changed."
Looking at the identity plate with [Dalabangbaband Bedib Tobiruon] in his hand, Zhou Li crouched on the curb, lost in thought.
Why can't I change my bad mouth.
"Don't change it."
Atalona rubbed the long hair of Elma who was laughing, and said to Zhou Li mockingly: "What a name, we don't stand out at all now, it's embarrassing."
"You're too brain-twisting to play homophonic stalks in Gaia's language."
Zhou Li choked back, then he sighed and put away his identity tag helplessly.Activities in the family require identity badges as proof. If the name badge is lost, you need to go to the local personnel registration office to re-register, much like the identity system on Earth.
Of course, the name cannot be changed.
When he thought that he could only act in the human family under the name of a ghost like Dalabangbadbeidibdubiruong, Zhou Li couldn't help but feel joy and sorrow from his heart.Xi is mainly a fun person, Zhou Li is looking forward to the unique skill of "Say my name and scare you" when he is provoked by some evil young master.However, since this name is relatively rare in people's homes, which are relatively national, there is a high probability that it will evolve into "Say my name and make you smile".
It doesn't matter, whoever laughs kills whoever.
After comforting himself from the bottom of his heart, Zhou Li patted the dust that did not exist on his body, stood up, and said to the bored Torea beside him: "There is no need to investigate the human family, you will stay with us in a while." Just be around and act with us.”
"it is good."
Torea's answer was concise and to the point, and she spent most of the time in boredom along the way.After all, there is a goddess who is a potential violent person, and a hero who is a fun person. These two things rarely give her a chance to make a move.It was called survey, but Zhou Li saw that she was bored and found something to do.After all, there is no one better than Atalona when it comes to surveying the world. After all, most people rely on a small lens to observe the surroundings. Atalona is different, she directly sees through the whole picture.
Therefore, after being dismissed from the investigative position, Torea still had a little regret. After all, she still prefers to stay alone in the tree and watch the strange ecology of the Three Courts.Of course, after entering the human court, Toreya seldom saw that kind of rare and strange beasts, and everyone still took human form.
For Zhou Li and others, Shangjing is just a temporary place to collect intelligence about the family.After all, their tasks are relatively heavy now, and they don't have much time, so they don't have much time to observe the customs.Therefore, after identifying their identities, Zhou Li and the others came to the place where they must pass to collect intelligence.
Haha, of course not the tavern.
Indeed, in most film and television works, places like taverns with a mixed flow of people and informality are generally sources of information, and many characters will enter the tavern to inquire about information.But the problem is that Zhou Li and the others are different from others. Their composition is more complicated, and their strength is outrageous.
Go to the Lord's Mansion of the capital.
"My dear friend, may I ask who you are..."
Seeing Zhou Li with three beauties with different styles, the boy at the door was a little unsure for a while, not knowing what this handsome man with a kind smile meant, he could only ask tentatively: "Is there any?" Unjust, false, wrongful conviction?"
"No no no."
Zhou Li shook his head, didn't talk nonsense, and said directly to the boy: "I just want to visit the city lord of Shangjing, that's all."
"this."
Hearing Zhou Li's request, the boy's face suddenly showed a look of embarrassment, and he didn't laugh at Zhou Li's whimsy, nor did he refuse outrageously.He made a thoughtful look, then heaved a long sigh, arched his hands, and said in a low voice:
"Brother, it's not that I don't see any visitors in my house. The main reason is that the city lord is working now and he is dealing with government affairs. You also know that there is a mix of dragons and snakes in Shangjing, and there are different incidents every day. Your Excellency the city lord. It’s also a lack of skills. Therefore, if you don’t have any guides or introductions, the city lord... can only see you on the NO.15 Chamin Day every month.”
"Yo."
Zhou Li was not in a bad mood because he couldn't see the city lord, he raised his eyebrows and said with great interest: "You are quite polite, then would you like to ask my name?"
"Oh?"
The servant who was waiting for the guests suddenly felt terrified, he bowed quietly, and asked tentatively: "Then I wonder what the name of this lord is..."
The servant, who was afraid that he would offend some important person, didn't see it. After Zhou Li said the name of asking, the women behind him showed some weird expressions.There are expectations, ridicule, and some can't bear to look directly.
Then, he heard a brain-twisting name that he would never forget in his life.
"Remember, my name is Dalabong Baban Tebdib Tobiruon."
The boy was stunned.
Then he's stupid.
After a long while, the young servant asked with a dazed and puzzled expression, doubts about life and incomprehension about existence, "You...your name is???"
"It's okay, it doesn't matter if you can't remember, I'll just mention it."
After using his own name to shock and puzzle others, the delighted Mr. Dalabangbabande Bedib Tobiruon patted the boy on the shoulder with a smile, and said to him: "Anyway, someone will follow me in the future." If you pretend to say that his name is very long, you can use me as an example to refute him, okay?"
"Bull...ah...cow?"
The boy was so confused that he couldn't understand the words now. In the expression of doubting himself, he watched Zhou Li and waved his hand, and the distance between those women who were as beautiful as angels was getting farther and farther.After an unknown period of time, under the reminder of the colleague who touched the fish, the boy came back to his senses.
What did I go through just now?
"The power of the Black Emperor in your hands is used to go crazy?"
Not far from the city lord's mansion, Atalona looked at Zhou Li with a black face, and asked incomprehensibly: "No, you play tricks for the guard, and then use the black mist to control the other party. Is there any necessary connection between the two? ?”
"what are you saying?"
Zhou Li returned the black mist to the smiling Elma, turned his head, and said to Atalona with a natural expression: "There must be an inevitable connection."
"Ok?"
Atalona was stunned for a moment, and then asked puzzledly: "Is there any relationship between them? That boy's strength is no more than Platinum, isn't it easy for you to control him?"
"The joy of self-entertainment keeps me happy."
Zhou Li explained what he had done with a serious face, and then, under Atalona's shocked and disdainful eyes, he crushed the black sheet in his hand that reflected the figure of the servant, accompanied by a crisp shattering sound. With the sound, a shadow appeared beside Zhou Li.
Since Zhou Li's enemies are generally gods, ancient gods, and other powerful beings, personal strength is actually not too important.For example, Zhou Li was able to defeat the God of Emotions because of Zhou Li's profound background and the layout of Tarek and several generations of tsars throughout the century. In that war, Zhou Li did not actually fight too fiercely. What they did was to gather all their strengths together to fight against the gods.
However, no need does not mean no.As a calamity and natural disaster, Zhou Li's strength has actually reached the level of a demigod.After all, the promotion principle of disasters and natural disasters is that the more things you do beyond common sense, the more powerful you will get.You know, at that time Zhou Li was the Silver Lord who belonged to Tariq's glory, and also the God of Emotions who was the God of Righteousness.Even this kind of behavior is not beyond common sense, it is common sense on the forehead, so that battle brought great benefits to Zhou Li.
At the same time, Toreya and Erma also advanced.Elma is easy to understand. After all, she and Zhou Li are now alone, and Zhou Li already has the full support of the three major countries. In a sense, this is also a different kind of conquest, so Elma, who usually looks weak and has no combat effectiveness, is also a demigod professional.
And Torea is more abstract. She can be promoted to a demigod because she has gained emotions.
It sounds like Torea's evolution is like the kind that thinks of a friend or lover after being beaten into a dog in the final battle, and then directly obtains the power of idealism and the beauty of the strength of the bond, and then puts the enemy in the "power of friendship" Or the dry way to advance in "The Power of Love".But only she knows...
It really is.
Ah, it can't be said that it's exactly the same. Torea's promotion is actually a science.Torreya's strength is mainly reflected in the fact that her body structure has reached the pinnacle. Normal people are already capable of accommodating one profession, but Torreia can now control 36 different professions like a roll call. Strength, which reflects the perfect adaptation of artificial man to magic energy.
However, the professional power in this world, that is, mana is not complete magic.In a sense, magic energy also requires the inner strength of the holder.Although it is also a kind of strength without emotions, in that case, the lower limit is very high and the upper limit is very low.Therefore, at the moment of gaining emotions, Torea's control and tolerance of magic energy directly reached a staggering level, which made her already very talented to become a demigod-level professional.
Of course, it’s useless. Torea did put in a lot of effort when she was the God of Emotions, but it has nothing to do with her strength. It’s mainly her physique and individual characteristics.It's like you caught a ghost-type elf and beat up a fighting-type elf of the same level, can you say that it's not the ghost's credit?
At this time, Torea is already an extremely powerful demigod. It can be said that she can kill sideways at the level of demigod, and even make trouble at the higher level of god bestowed.Zhou Li and Elma are not so powerful, but their strength is also a blow to most of them. After all, disasters and natural disasters and the Black Emperor don't sound like good things.
"Don't you think it's troublesome?"
Atalona frowned slightly, and snapped her fingers casually.Then she looked at the dazed boy not far away and another doorman who was also in a trance, and asked Zhou Li beside her, "It's just controlling a few humans, why do you want to avoid them?"
Pointing to the open gate, and the doorman with yellow pupils respectful to her group, Atalona said, "Let's go, the entire City Lord's Mansion is under control, and they are all waiting for us."
This one is even more heavyweight.
Zhou Li sighed, he couldn't help being unwilling to force a smile, but in fact he had already started to laugh wildly in his heart.After all, if he respectfully asked Atalona to take action, he would inevitably be ridiculed, and he might even be too lazy to talk to him and let Zhou Li handle this kind of thing by himself.But if Zhou Li committed a fool, then Atalona would deliver it to her door without hesitation.
What's the use of being strong?
No intelligence deserves to be cheated!
(End of this chapter)
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