Chapter 173
Xia Jiangyue temporarily reduced the amount of running training, and allocated part of her physical strength and energy for dancing at night.
The goal is very simple, as long as you don't numb Su Bai's feet and don't trip yourself during the dance.
But this is still not easy for Xia Jiangyue, just like playing a soul game with a disabled hand, "clearing the level without joining the Fenglingyue Shadow Sect" is not difficult for the bosses, just check the skipping strategy all the way Yes, but Xia Jiangyue is the type who can't understand even if she skips class.
Besides, life has no modifiers.
On the weekend, Su Bai brought a subtle news to Brother Xia. Under Lu Yuning's entanglement, Li Haoran, who can't even dance in the square dance, will also appear at the ball.
According to him, Lu Yuning was teaching him to dance, and the progress was slow.
Normally, Brother Xia and his silly son's athletic abilities are often ridiculed by Su Bai and the eldest brother, so the current situation is intriguing.
Among them, whose cerebellum is more rubbish?
Hearing this news, Xia Jiangyue entered some kind of zone, as if a raging flame was burning in her eyes, even during the class when Lu Xiaoke was teaching how to play the piano, she turned around with a fierce look on her face.
"What is Teacher Xia doing?" Lu Xiaoke was a little apprehensive.
"Dancing practice."
"Eh?" Lu Xiaoke was startled, "Dancing, shouldn't you be happy? Why did you show an angry and sad expression?"
angry and sad...
Xia Jiangyue was so angry that she almost fell on the sofa in a spiral, and she was too embarrassed to argue with the child.
"When you were doing your homework, weren't you angry and sad?" Su Bai asked back.
"However, doing homework is already very difficult, but dancing is not difficult."
"People's brains cannot be generalized. Some people have a developed cerebellum, while others have a developed brain."
After speaking, following the principle of "Lu Xiaoke came to their home to learn music", Su Bai played a song for Lu Xiaoke that was both educational and entertaining.
"Me and the Bird and the Bell"
i stretch my arms
can't fly in the sky
A little bird that can fly can't be like me
run fast on the ground
bell bird and me
we are different
To be reasonable, Su Bai still likes this Japanese aesthetic style quite a bit, but Lu Xiaoke felt bored, so he ran over to dance with Brother Xia.
"Brother, look, I can go around in circles!"
Lu Xiaoke straightened his arms and spun around wildly, turning faster and faster, making Su Bai nod repeatedly.
this kid...
Maybe it has the potential to be on the Spring Festival Gala.
She then loses her balance, goes from spinning top to bladestorm, and smashes a vase on the TV cabinet.
Lu Xiaoke sat on the ground, rubbing his butt with one hand and rubbing his head with the other. This action seemed a little sanguine, because usually only monkeys would do this, but Su Bai thought from the bottom of his heart that this kid's IQ Probably about the same as a monkey.
Xia Jiangyue hurried over to check whether Lu Xiaoke was injured, and took her to the bedroom to apply some safflower oil.
Su Bai quickly cleaned up the debris on the ground so as not to pierce his feet.
Lu Xiaoke, who had used Blade Storm, was much quieter. At first, Su Bai wondered if she had smashed her head. She shook her head and said, "You guys are doing well. I won't scold me when I break things."
"As long as you're fine." Xia Jiangyue stroked her head.
At that moment, Lu Xiaoke felt that Teacher Xia was the most gentle woman in the world, so she grinned like an angel with an IQ of only 9.
Then Su Bai added: "Anyway, your mother lost money, and if she scolds you, she scolds you."
The angel's smile disappeared.
……
At the beginning of a new week, something extraordinary happened. The eldest brother's fiancée finally took time out of her busy schedule to meet with the eldest brother's roommates.
Several people discussed it and decided to find a small restaurant in Dongmen. The reason is very simple. There are six people at this table, and it will be very affordable to go to a cheap restaurant.
Li Haoran actually didn't quite understand why Lu Yuning had to follow.
"I'm your future girlfriend." She used this reason.
Su Bai felt that this was Lu Yuning's routine, invading the boy's circle of friends, letting everyone know that the relationship between the two was unusual, and boiling the frog in warm water would be a matter of course.
It was considered a bit of scheming, but the intention behind the scheming was not bad. Su Bai looked at Li Haoran as if enjoying himself, so he didn't say anything.
Lu Yuning is a very nice person, and Su Bai once told Li Haoran that they look like a husband and wife.
However, after meeting his eldest brother's fiancée, Su Bai has a new understanding of the concept of "husband and wife".
"Aren't you really long-lost brothers and sisters?"
"Haha, that's what everyone says. Don't worry, we've done a blood test."
"...Did you really do it?"
Su Bai didn't know what to say, the eldest brother's fiancée even spoke like him.
Moreover, she has a name that is highly symmetrical with "Niu Fugui".
horse health.
The moment Ms. Ma Jiankang reported her name, the other four were lost in thought. The year when this sister was born was roughly the time when Qiong Yao dramas were popular. At that time, parents named their children, most of them were Zi, Han, Fan. , such a style of painting.
Horse Health, by comparison, is, well, too elegant.
"We have already discussed it." The eldest brother suddenly remembered something, and announced happily, "When we have a child, we will learn from Su Bai's naming method."
"Brother, don't do this." Su Bai hurriedly dissuaded, "Although this method of naming is simple, it has higher requirements for the parents' surnames. You... just let it go."
Ms. Ma is very determined: "What's wrong? They say that a cheap name is easy to raise. From now on, my child will be called a cow and horse, and it will definitely be very easy to raise."
As an old Ph.D student majoring in life sciences, having children is very far away for Ms. Ma. Her only wish now is to graduate alive. It stands to reason that she should graduate next summer, but the delay rate of her research group is high. It's scary. If there is no accident, she will have to postpone her graduation. She will start in two years and will not be capped.
No, it is actually capped. The Ministry of Education has a maximum number of years for doctoral graduation.
"Ham, listen to fate, your mentor, Xiong Dexing... I think you will probably graduate at the same time as me."
"Brother, stop saying a few words, don't let your words become prophecies." Su Bai complained, "Ah, the food is served, eat the fuck."
The people at this table are generally very familiar, and Ms. Ma only knows her eldest brother well, but she has a good personality and does not feel strange. In addition, the dishes in this restaurant are indeed delicious, and the atmosphere suddenly becomes very lively.
It's hot, but it's mainly spicy, especially Brother Xia, who is gasping for breath. She can't eat spicy food, but this restaurant makes it spicy and delicious.
So Su Bai brought her a glass of mineral water and asked her to rinse it off before eating.
"Huh? Is it spicy? I don't feel it."
Li Haoran, who comes from a province in central China that eats spicy food very much, started to sneer again.
Su Bai wanted to say something, but he held back.
When meeting your eldest brother's fiancée for the first time, it's best not to mention squirting at the dinner table.
(End of this chapter)
Xia Jiangyue temporarily reduced the amount of running training, and allocated part of her physical strength and energy for dancing at night.
The goal is very simple, as long as you don't numb Su Bai's feet and don't trip yourself during the dance.
But this is still not easy for Xia Jiangyue, just like playing a soul game with a disabled hand, "clearing the level without joining the Fenglingyue Shadow Sect" is not difficult for the bosses, just check the skipping strategy all the way Yes, but Xia Jiangyue is the type who can't understand even if she skips class.
Besides, life has no modifiers.
On the weekend, Su Bai brought a subtle news to Brother Xia. Under Lu Yuning's entanglement, Li Haoran, who can't even dance in the square dance, will also appear at the ball.
According to him, Lu Yuning was teaching him to dance, and the progress was slow.
Normally, Brother Xia and his silly son's athletic abilities are often ridiculed by Su Bai and the eldest brother, so the current situation is intriguing.
Among them, whose cerebellum is more rubbish?
Hearing this news, Xia Jiangyue entered some kind of zone, as if a raging flame was burning in her eyes, even during the class when Lu Xiaoke was teaching how to play the piano, she turned around with a fierce look on her face.
"What is Teacher Xia doing?" Lu Xiaoke was a little apprehensive.
"Dancing practice."
"Eh?" Lu Xiaoke was startled, "Dancing, shouldn't you be happy? Why did you show an angry and sad expression?"
angry and sad...
Xia Jiangyue was so angry that she almost fell on the sofa in a spiral, and she was too embarrassed to argue with the child.
"When you were doing your homework, weren't you angry and sad?" Su Bai asked back.
"However, doing homework is already very difficult, but dancing is not difficult."
"People's brains cannot be generalized. Some people have a developed cerebellum, while others have a developed brain."
After speaking, following the principle of "Lu Xiaoke came to their home to learn music", Su Bai played a song for Lu Xiaoke that was both educational and entertaining.
"Me and the Bird and the Bell"
i stretch my arms
can't fly in the sky
A little bird that can fly can't be like me
run fast on the ground
bell bird and me
we are different
To be reasonable, Su Bai still likes this Japanese aesthetic style quite a bit, but Lu Xiaoke felt bored, so he ran over to dance with Brother Xia.
"Brother, look, I can go around in circles!"
Lu Xiaoke straightened his arms and spun around wildly, turning faster and faster, making Su Bai nod repeatedly.
this kid...
Maybe it has the potential to be on the Spring Festival Gala.
She then loses her balance, goes from spinning top to bladestorm, and smashes a vase on the TV cabinet.
Lu Xiaoke sat on the ground, rubbing his butt with one hand and rubbing his head with the other. This action seemed a little sanguine, because usually only monkeys would do this, but Su Bai thought from the bottom of his heart that this kid's IQ Probably about the same as a monkey.
Xia Jiangyue hurried over to check whether Lu Xiaoke was injured, and took her to the bedroom to apply some safflower oil.
Su Bai quickly cleaned up the debris on the ground so as not to pierce his feet.
Lu Xiaoke, who had used Blade Storm, was much quieter. At first, Su Bai wondered if she had smashed her head. She shook her head and said, "You guys are doing well. I won't scold me when I break things."
"As long as you're fine." Xia Jiangyue stroked her head.
At that moment, Lu Xiaoke felt that Teacher Xia was the most gentle woman in the world, so she grinned like an angel with an IQ of only 9.
Then Su Bai added: "Anyway, your mother lost money, and if she scolds you, she scolds you."
The angel's smile disappeared.
……
At the beginning of a new week, something extraordinary happened. The eldest brother's fiancée finally took time out of her busy schedule to meet with the eldest brother's roommates.
Several people discussed it and decided to find a small restaurant in Dongmen. The reason is very simple. There are six people at this table, and it will be very affordable to go to a cheap restaurant.
Li Haoran actually didn't quite understand why Lu Yuning had to follow.
"I'm your future girlfriend." She used this reason.
Su Bai felt that this was Lu Yuning's routine, invading the boy's circle of friends, letting everyone know that the relationship between the two was unusual, and boiling the frog in warm water would be a matter of course.
It was considered a bit of scheming, but the intention behind the scheming was not bad. Su Bai looked at Li Haoran as if enjoying himself, so he didn't say anything.
Lu Yuning is a very nice person, and Su Bai once told Li Haoran that they look like a husband and wife.
However, after meeting his eldest brother's fiancée, Su Bai has a new understanding of the concept of "husband and wife".
"Aren't you really long-lost brothers and sisters?"
"Haha, that's what everyone says. Don't worry, we've done a blood test."
"...Did you really do it?"
Su Bai didn't know what to say, the eldest brother's fiancée even spoke like him.
Moreover, she has a name that is highly symmetrical with "Niu Fugui".
horse health.
The moment Ms. Ma Jiankang reported her name, the other four were lost in thought. The year when this sister was born was roughly the time when Qiong Yao dramas were popular. At that time, parents named their children, most of them were Zi, Han, Fan. , such a style of painting.
Horse Health, by comparison, is, well, too elegant.
"We have already discussed it." The eldest brother suddenly remembered something, and announced happily, "When we have a child, we will learn from Su Bai's naming method."
"Brother, don't do this." Su Bai hurriedly dissuaded, "Although this method of naming is simple, it has higher requirements for the parents' surnames. You... just let it go."
Ms. Ma is very determined: "What's wrong? They say that a cheap name is easy to raise. From now on, my child will be called a cow and horse, and it will definitely be very easy to raise."
As an old Ph.D student majoring in life sciences, having children is very far away for Ms. Ma. Her only wish now is to graduate alive. It stands to reason that she should graduate next summer, but the delay rate of her research group is high. It's scary. If there is no accident, she will have to postpone her graduation. She will start in two years and will not be capped.
No, it is actually capped. The Ministry of Education has a maximum number of years for doctoral graduation.
"Ham, listen to fate, your mentor, Xiong Dexing... I think you will probably graduate at the same time as me."
"Brother, stop saying a few words, don't let your words become prophecies." Su Bai complained, "Ah, the food is served, eat the fuck."
The people at this table are generally very familiar, and Ms. Ma only knows her eldest brother well, but she has a good personality and does not feel strange. In addition, the dishes in this restaurant are indeed delicious, and the atmosphere suddenly becomes very lively.
It's hot, but it's mainly spicy, especially Brother Xia, who is gasping for breath. She can't eat spicy food, but this restaurant makes it spicy and delicious.
So Su Bai brought her a glass of mineral water and asked her to rinse it off before eating.
"Huh? Is it spicy? I don't feel it."
Li Haoran, who comes from a province in central China that eats spicy food very much, started to sneer again.
Su Bai wanted to say something, but he held back.
When meeting your eldest brother's fiancée for the first time, it's best not to mention squirting at the dinner table.
(End of this chapter)
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